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If in doubt, pick up a violin.

Mathematicians never grow old, they just lose some of their functions.

Three statisticians go out hunting, and spot a rabbit. The first takes a shot at the rabbit and misses it to the left, the second shoots and misses it to the right. The third shouts: "You've hit it!"

Why don't mathmeticians need to sunbathe? Because they've got sin and cos to get a tan!

The WHOLE story ... C, Eb and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t server minors.” So Eb leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me; I’ll just be a second.” The A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices Bb hiding at the end of the bar and says, “Get out! You are the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight!” Eb comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “You are looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development.” Sure enough, Eb soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.