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Joined 01-30-13, id: 4514867, Profile Updated: 08-21-18
Author has written 8 stories for D.Gray-Man, Hobbit, and Harry Potter.

To do list:

-Buy bubbles and glow sticks. Break glow sticks into bubble mixture. Blow glow in the dark bubbles. (Did it. It didn't work. Ended up being covered in glow stuff. Pretended to be a galaxy with my friend. Good fun.)

-Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.

-Eat custard out of a mayo jar.

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Blood Runs Thicker by Jafndaegur reviews
One little hobbit makes the biggest mistake of his life when he wanders a bit too far away from his parents. But how could he have possibly known it would also be the best thing he'd done in his life? He learns that family isn't just looks, its also blood; that blood runs thicker than water.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,859 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Harry Hadrian Snape and the Sorceror's Stone by Rosesythe reviews
Harry's twin is assumed the BWL. Harry is sent to the Dursleys' where he's saved by Snape at age 6. Harry James Potter is gone and Harry Hadrian Snape goes to Hogwarts at age 11. Best friend to Draco Malfoy, Harry must survive facing the family who gave him up and his first year. SlytherinHarry, GoodSlytherins, GoodMalfoys, MentorSnape, IdiotPottersDumbledor, GrayVoldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,284 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
By Your Hand by ShaeraHaek reviews
What if the Arkenstone wasn t just a pretty shiny jewel?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,861 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Smaug
Kisses Cursed by The Fictionist reviews
Fairytale AU. Loosely inspired by Beauty and the Beast. Some said he was once a man, cursed, and some that he sold his soul to demons and became one in turn. Others said that such evil as he could never have been human. That he was instead a nightmare, left lingering upon the earth a very long time ago. Harry just knew it wasn't safe to walk near the Riddle House after dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,377 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Why Not to Steal a Company's Burglar by gomenasai-for-everything reviews
Bilbo's fascination with elves is becoming a problem in Rivendell because the elves seem to have a fascination with him too and it looks almost like they're attempting to steal the hobbit for themselves. This, of course, will not stand amongst the dwarves, who hae decided to do whatever it takes to make sure Bilbo leaves with them.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Pussy Willow and Pomegranate by shinigami714 reviews
"Bilbo Baggins should have known immediately that something was amiss the first time he felt the urge to press his fingers in the dirt and plant an orange tree right at his very feet."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Bruise by Crowsnight66 reviews
Allen knows that he can't hide the bruises forever, but he can for a while, or at least as long as everyone thinks that Lavi doesn't hit him. But what happens when Kanda starts to notice the weirdness in his Moyashi since he started dating the rabbit? Will he find out what's going on before something life-threatening happens? Yullen, Laven to begin with. Warnings inside.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,827 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu] Lavi - Complete
What Peace Brings by E-Loveless reviews
Following the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin's belief in Bilbo's betrayal has lessened, but not enough to take back his banishment. Bilbo and Gandalf travel to Rivendell, where Lord Elrond insists that they remain, due to Bilbo's pregnancy. When an dwarven envoy is sent to express gratitude to the elves, parts of the old company come as well. Bilbo has a choice to make. MPREG
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,636 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Gift by The Manic Magician reviews
AU. Though Bilbo did indeed posses the spirit of adventure thanks to his mother's blood, it was Bungo who passed down the more useful gift-the power to turn invisible at will. To Gandalf, he is quite simply the most perfect burglar in existence. Will the wizard be able to convince him to embark on a journey to reclaim Erebor? Eventual Bagginsshield.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Harry's Head of House by Teddylonglong reviews
What if Harry had a different Head of House in spite of being sorted into Gryffindor? Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,041 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Princess Sarah by Amazonian21 reviews
A romantic fairytale filled with quests, destiny, and a few twists along the way. COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
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Saturn's Arch reviews
Hannah (Harry) and her twin Laura are orphaned not by Voldemort but by slave traders, and sold to a strange but nice family who live on a farm. When tragedy comes, Hannah is left to heal from the trauma, an endeavour made harder while at Hogwarts. Fem Harry. Twin Harry. Character death. Mature Themes. Rape. Rape of minors. Good Tom Riddle. Good Malfoys. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/19/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Know When to Hold Them reviews
Harry isn't the chosen one. His twin is. How different two people from the same roots could be when raised in different ways - and the different lessens they learn along the way. Slytherin Harry. Cross-dresser Harry. Eventual Animagus Harry. Possible slash. (Each chapter is 800-1500 words in length)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P.
RAOK and BHH reviews
Harry's childhood wasn't bad at all. In fact it was rather good. All thanks to several R.A.O.K and B.H.H. Magic was unsurprising, Harry's fame non existent and with a rather pathetic Dark Lord making his schooling funny rater than stressful, Harry is in store for a good life. Hogwarts be warned! Hufflepuff Harry. Slytherin Draco. Ravenclaw Tom. Gryffindor Dudley. Harry/Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 1/19/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Draco M., Dudley D.
Scream for me reviews
Bilbo didn't live to see the Battle. Thorin killed him first and the hobbit is not happy about that. Everyone lives but Bilbo. Gore. Character death.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Horrid Lessons Of Life reviews
Bilbo lost her husband, her students and her child. She had broken and all the others left her alone, at least until an overly pushy and wonderful wizard made her leave the shire on a mad adventure to steal a stone. When Fili, Kili and Ori are exposed to danger, Bilbo reactivates her long lost maternal, teaching and fussing habits and becomes and on the road mother of sorts.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Bilbo B.
Lonely Dreams reviews
Harry is scared, both mentally and physically thanks to his uncle. Why does every one at Hogwarts treat him like a dog? What about his hair? Warning: Attempt suicide, Bullying and Abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] OC
The 15th reviews
The 14th left Allen and together with Kanda, Tim and Johnny he went back to the order. After lots of confinement They were welcome back however Allen has a BIG secret that could determine his future and when the Pope himself orders all Exorcists to participate in a Mission to erase past trama he is forced to reveal it. What will happen to him? Sorry for Bad summary.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu]
Requiem of the soul reviews
Bilbo follows Thorin on his quest to reclaim his home however the reason he gives is far from the truth. Will the Dwarfs notice anything or will it need to be spelled out for them. Bilbo is no ordinary hobbit. Hes lived before, died and was given another safer body. His horrid past gives him the strength to fight but why when he does, does his body look... odd. mentions murder.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,776 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.]