![]() Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Star Wars, Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス>, Ghost Rider, Ikki Tousen/一騎当千, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, Avengers, and Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru. Name: Location: Personality: Favorite Saying: 'There are three elements that define a monster. The first is appearance, which we all judge. The second is power, which we all fear. The finally ingredient is the most important element of all, a personality.' Me 'It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic... Oh what the heck I'll laugh anyway. AHA HA HA HA!' Joker from Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker 'None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me.' Rorscharh from the Watchmen 'As I always say an enemy is just a friend who is trying to kill you.' Geeker from Project G.E.E.K.E.R. 'Dear Diary, boy did I learn a lesson! When a happy clown offers to take you to the circus, Just say no.' Geeker from Project G.E.E.K.E.R. 'All the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' I'll look down and whisper, 'No.' Rorschach from the Watchmen 'It's not God who kills the Children, It's not fate that butchers them or Destiny that feeds them to dogs. It was us and only us.' Rorschach from the Watchmen 'Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.' Rorschach from the Watchmen, the Movie 'Killing folks is easy. Being politically correct is a pain in the ass.' Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff Dunham 'Pirates are evil!! The Marines are righteous!! These terms have always changed throughout the course of history...!! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values!! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground!! Justice will prevail, you say!? But of course it will!! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!!' Doflamingo from One Piece. 'Everyone dumps their pity on me. They have no idea how much that hurts me. It's like stomping on an open wound.' Nnoitra Jiruga from Bleach. 'As a lazy tailor would say, suit yourself!'Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. 'I...KILL...YOU!!! I KILL YOU TILL YOU'RE DEAD!!! That's worse!!!' Achmed The Dead Terrorist from Jeff Dunham. 'Stand Still, I need to Crush You.' Mr. Tinkles from Cats and Dogs. 'Don't Worry, They won't hurt you. Unless they decide to hurt you.' Billy From The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. 'Lets Get Dangerous.' Darkwing Duck From Darkwing Duck 'They Say, Stories Come from Somewhere.' Professor Banner from YU-GI-OH! GX 'If you can't except me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.' Meme Unknown Funny Ass Quotes They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it. If life hands you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the world wonders how you did it. Procrastinators Unite! ...tomorrow. Stop Global Whining! Sarcasm is just another free service we offer When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemy. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. Light travels faster than sound, that's why people appear bright until you hear them speak Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs. Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. The word "politics" is derived from the word "poli", meaning "many", and "tics", meaning "small, blood-sucking parasites". You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder! Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING? Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes! Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Screw the rules! I have money! Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that? God creates dinosaurs. God destroy dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherit the Earth! (Wait! Aren't the dinosaurs still alive?) Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. Don't poke the plot holes! This is pointless, like sports. Some guys throw a ball around and the world pays to applaud. I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it! We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction. They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles! You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the rest of the world wonder how you made it. |