So, this story will be set around the time that Logan left Utopia after the whole 'Schism' thing and started up the Jean Grey School for Higher learning. Here Peter never got a chance to work at Horizon labs because Logan approached him first and asked him to help with the school.

So yeah here Peter will be the sort of tech guy along with Beast on top of being the science teacher to help keep the school running and will even get his own little band of future X-men for a team, mainly the kids he had from the comic Spider-man and the X-men along with another person that I feel would benefit from learning under Peter. Also, Deadpool, Spider-man and Wolverine bro moments, the typical bullshit of school life like homework, tests, bullying and the life of a superhero in the Marvel Universe that makes DC's look reasonable in comparison.

Think Superman has it bad with Lex Luthor? HA! He's never had to deal with the likes of Galactus trying to eat Earth or the Red Skull with the powers of Charles Xavier running loose!

Just go with it because if you do you get Spider-man hooking up with a wide variety of X-women, be they good guys or not. So possible threesome between him, Mystique and Lady Deathstryke, check. Him and Domino teaming up to save a bunch of students from Purifiers and ending the mission in a hotel room that'll be destroyed by their rut, check. Spider-man being abducted by Mojo and forced to star in a sort of new adult program he's starting up for the late-night viewers that involves lots of sex, double check. Kitty, Rogue, Rachel and Psylocke all dressed in school girl uniforms hoping that Peter will give them the 'D' to go with their A's, B's and C's… yep.

Disclaimer: I don't own any Marvel characters seen, mentioned or used.

"I can't begin to describe how much this means to me Logan"

"Trust me, I know. I've had a headache since I offered you this position" James 'Logan' Howlett aka the Wolverine said as he let out a sigh while he, his longtime friend and fellow Avenger Peter Parker aka the Amazing Spider-man sat in his new office after Charles Xavier had left over an hour ago.

Peter pouted at Logan "Your mean!"

"I'm the best at what I do, and what I do isn't very nice" Logan said as he pulled out a bottle of whiskey and poured it into two glasses that he had in another drawer and filled them both up and offered one to Peter "Here, something tells me you and I are going to get very familiar with this damn bottle a lot sooner then we might think"

"I'm not really a drinker" Peter said as he took the glass and looked down into it "Also isn't this supposed to have ice in it or something? I mean Stark, when he drank and still might be giving the decisions he's made lately, always had some in his glasses"

"You wanna get it?" Logan asked with a dry look before pointing towards the door "Kitchen is down the hall and to the right"

"No I'm just saying, besides I tried to get some water out of the refrigerator earlier and it tried to eat me after somehow gaining sentience and transformed into something that looked like a cross between the clown from 'It' and a terminator" Peter said with a sigh before they both felt a faint rumbling through the building "Also is this place on a fault line, that's like the third quake today and my spider-sense is starting to go off a little and I think the grass and a couple of roses tried to stab me and a few students this morning"

"Probably something Hank's working on and if not, I'm sure you two geniuses will figure out a way to fix it before it kills us all" Logan said as he took a sip of his drink and looked out the window along with Peter.

Peter took a cautious sip of his drink as he made out the stars starting to come out before humming at the taste of the liquor "Wow, this is actually pretty good, little heavy on the after taste but good"

"Careful Pete, don't need you looking like crap on the first day of class tomorrow" Logan said as he took another sip of his glass "Pretty sure it'll look bad to the inspectors to see a hungover teacher that can barely stand teaching kids advance chemistry and biology"

Peter scoffed at the man's words "Me, hungover? Please, if anyone's going to be suffering a hangover tomorrow it's you!"

"Hmm… you're not wrong in that regard. It'll be the first of many probably" Logan said as he tapped his chin before he took another drink of his glass "But look, all kidding aside, I am glad you took me up on my offer. You're the only real veteran teacher on my staff"

"Yeah well something tells me that I'm still gonna be out of my depth here, same as everyone else. I mean teaching a bunch of regular kids is one thing, but throw in superpowers, that's a whole other ball game entirely" Peter said as he glanced around at Logan's new office "And you're going to be my boss… heh who would have thought. No seriously who would because like this is the same as seeing Thanos become a pacifist monk that's all about life or Galactus going on a diet"

"Something tells me you'll be half the reason why I lose my hair and go bald" Logan said with a short laugh as he took another drink of his glass before he saw that he and Peter were running low and decided to refill their respective glasses.

"Can you even go bald, I mean that healing factor prevents that from happening, right?" Peter asked with a curious expression.

"For now, but that healing factor won't work forever kid" Logan said as he gazed down at the liquid contents of his glass.

"What makes you say that? There a time limit or something on it?" Peter asked with some worry.

"Something like that" Logan said as he took a sip of his glass "Think of my healing factor like if you were walking. You can walk for a really long time before you get too tired to keep going, that's death. Now imagine that putting Adamantium on my bones is like jogging at a modest pace. You'll probably get pretty far still but not as far as when you were walking. Now take all of the times where my body was severely damaged to the point it was a literal miracle I even survived, healing factor be dammed, as bouts of sprinting, again you won't get as far as walking"

"Hmm that makes sense" Peter said with a hum as he thought over Logan's analogy "Still, on the bright side, you'll live to see my grandchildren. And teach them some stuff too!"

"Yeah lucky me" Logan said with a dry look "Having to play grandpa to a bunch of mouthy little spider brats"

"Heh and you'll love every second of it you gruff, chain smoking, growling caveman" Peter said as he held up his glass "To the future of the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning, here's hoping that it doesn't get blown up nearly as often as the old place did!"

"Please, I'm short on change as it is" Logan said as he raised his glass before both he and Peter took a drink from their glasses.

"Which reminds me, am I getting paid for this gig?" Peter questioned with a curious expression.

"Pete, your living in a massive mansion with state of the art technology, the chance to teach the next generation of X-men all about 'Responsibility' and help us save the world as Spider-man because I'm not dumb enough to think we won't need to" Logan said as he downed the last of his drink "Plus I'm not paying the rest of the staff, so don't worry, you're not the only one I'm short changing"

Peter scowled at the man "I should rally the others and protest. Hell, I'm feeling the urge to call the union or Murdock and complain"

"Find a way to make us some extra cash to keep this place running and I'll gladly pay you and everyone else here" Logan said with a smirk.

"Maybe I will!" Peter said as he downed the last of his drink.

"Sure you will webs… sure you will" Logan laughed.

"I will!"

"Uh-huh…"

"Just you wait, I'm gonna be like the new Tony Stark" Peter said with a nod as he took a sip of his drink.

"Well you got the pain in the ass part down" Logan said with a snort as he was about to take another sip of his glass when suddenly one of the little blue 'BAMF' demons appeared on his desk and made a grab for the bottle he and Peter were drinking.

SNIKT!

The little blue trouble maker stopped dead as three Adamantium claws cut it off from the liquor and caused it to scowl at the Headmaster before 'BAMFing' away.

"Where'd those things come from?" Peter asked as he looked around the room for more "What, Nightcrawler have a family he didn't tell anyone about?"

"Hank left a portal open that leads to these guys dimension or something and they made it through. Now their running around this place like a bunch of damn rats. Found three earlier in my cabinet trying to make off with my whiskey"

"Heh, sounds like their doing you a favor" Peter chuckled before another of the little blue devils appeared and tried to take Peter's Spider-man mask away "Hey, hey, no sir. Bad little blue teleporting demon gremlin thingy"

Logan laughed as he watched Peter wrestle the mask out of the little demon's hands before he shooed it away. The little BAMF made a few rude growling noises before vanishing in a puff of blue smoke that smelled of brimstone.

"Not so funny now is it?" Logan smirked.

"Stealing whiskey is one thing, but stealing my mask, the thing that hides my identity from the world? That's something else entirely" Peter said as he slid the mask on but kept his mouth uncovered so he can still drink his glass.

"Why you bothering with the whole secret identity thing here anyhow? What, don't trust us?" Logan asked with a confused expression.

"Well you do have a former member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants and members of that academy that Emma ran back in the day that may or may not still be in contact with Scott's people even though there's no real harm in them talking to their friends still over there" Peter said as he took a swig of his liquor "No offense Logan, but the only ones on your staff that I trust are Kitty because we used to date in high school and Bobby because he and I were on a super awesome team once"

Logan snorted at this as he took the bottle and refilled both his and Peter's glasses "Super awesome, more like super embarrassing. I mean Christ kid, Spider-man and his Amazing Friends? You, Bobby and Firestar looked like a team from one of those ridiculous Saturday morning cartoons"

"Hey, Angelica and I tried to tell Bobby to tone down on the ice slides but he insisted that they look 'hip' and were 'cool'" Peter sighed as he shook his head in disappointment while Logan laughed.

…

Several hours later Peter was silently making his way through the halls of the Jean Grey school, the other inhabitants were all likely asleep at this point and it gave Peter time to think on his current situation.

It wasn't easy accepting Logan's offer to come to Westchester and become a teacher for his new school after he and a few others split form Scott's people over in Utopia. While the chance to teach the next generation of heroes was a great opportunity, it also meant having to leave New York City, something he was very reluctant to do.

'Then again, Daredevil did say he'd keep an eye on things and I can always head back on weekends if my schedule allows it. So, I'm not abandoning it, not really. After all, the Big Apple existed decades before I came along, I'm sure it'll still be there after I'm gone. Plus, there's like ten superhero teams operating out of there, I'm sure it'll be fine… hopefully' Peter thought as he passed the janitor, Toad, and paused before backing up and glancing at the man "Toad, what are you doing up still?"

Toad, who was busy cleaning some of the windows, glanced at Peter who was now clad in a suit that was very similar to his Future Foundation suit only instead of black and white, it was now black and gold, the black being replaced with gold and the white now being black.

"Huh, hello mister Spider-man" the former member of the Brotherhood of Mutants said as he fidgeted under the gaze of Peter "Just doing some last-minute cleaning"

"Why? Can't it wait until tomorrow?" Peter asked as he glanced at the windows "Also these things look pretty clean to me, like crystal clear clean. Seriously dude it's like they're not even there with how clean they are!"

"Well it's just… well um…" Toad stumbled over his words as he tried to voice his reasoning for still being up at this ungodly hour "Well it's just that my room was shaking from all of that rumbling and well um it started to fill with lava coming out of the walls and I still haven't gotten a bed yet… so…"

Peter sated at the man with wide lenses "Seriously?"

"Yes" Toad nodded meekly as Peter stared at him.

Peter sighed as he rubbed his brow before taking the toad powered man's rag and spray bottle "You can sleep in my room tonight. Far as I can tell it ain't covered in lava yet"

"B-But why?" Toad asked with confusion "I-I mean are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'm sure. Trust me dude, no one should have to sleep in a room that's the inside of a volcano. That's just all kinds of wrong and I'll see about having it cleared out and giving you a new room" Peter said as he waved Toad away "Go on before those pesky little BAMF gremlins get in there and lock the door… again"

"But aren't you worried about your secret identity?" Toad asked.

Earlier today Spider-man made it very clear that only the senior staff will know about his secret identity as part of his agreement to work here at Logan's request. The younger staff members didn't seem to like this too much but considering that none of them have really worked with the wall crawler before and Logan, Kitty and Bobby vouched for him, they let it go… for now.

"Don't worry, there's nothing in my room that screams out who I am under the mask and no offense I don't think anyone here would even know who I was if they saw my face anyhow" Peter assured the shorter man and he gave him a pat on the shoulder "Now off you go. Something tells me that your gonna need the energy tomorrow and probably every day after that"

Toad stared at Peter for a full minute in surprise before he gave him a small nod of thanks before turning and making his way down the hall towards Peter's room. The Avenger watched him go for a moment when he felt the ground shake ever so slightly, causing Peter to frown.

"Okay seriously what the hell is causing this place to shake? Is it like Jean's ghost haunting us from beyond the grave or something?" Peter asked no one in particular.

"Either that or Hank made another doomsday weapon that could level half the eastern seaboard he just barely was able to shut down… again" a woman's voice spoke up behind Peter, causing him to turn to see the new headmistress of the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning, Kitty Pryde dressed in a pair of yellow sweat pants and a white shirt that had a large black 'X' across the front.

Peter had to admit, his ex-girlfriend made lazy sleeping clothes still look good.

Peter made that apparent as he gave her a low whistle before giving her a nod "Madam Headmistress, love the sleepwear though I wish there was a little more red and blue in it"

Kitty didn't seem to like the title of her new station here as her face morphed into a frown "UGH! Don't call me that. It makes me sound old, like Xavier old!"

"Well that is your title… Headmistress" Peter snickered "Now I'm wondering if any of them will act like you did to Xavier. Only instead of 'Professor Xavier is a Jerk' it's 'Headmistress Pryde is a jerk!'

Kitty scowled at the memory before she wagged her finger at the man "Don't make me phase your clothes through the floor along with the first little brat that says that to me. You know I will!"

"Wouldn't be the first time you phased more clothes off…" Peter smirked which in turn caused Kitty to blush before she smacked him on the chest much to his amusement.

"Oh, hush you" Kitty said as she came to stand beside her old flame and look out at the night sky with him "Still a little surprised to see you here actually"

"What do you mean?" Peter asked with a raised brow as he glanced at her.

"Peter nothing short of world ending crisis ever dragged you away from the Big Apple" Kitty teased as she bumped her shoulder into his "So what'd Logan say to get you to accept his invitation?"

"Oh you know, that I'm an amazing hero, a spectacular teacher, and just all around awesome" Peter boasted as he puffed out his chest "Plus he said there wasn't another person on this planet that he'd trusted more to teach these kids"

Kitty gave Peter a dry smile "Uh-Huh, but no seriously what did he offer? The chance to see me in a school uniform again?"

"Actually, nothing" Peter said as his smile dropped a bit "He just asked if I'd be willing to teach here since no offense you have no real teachers on staff aside from Beast and well…"

"Well what?" Kitty asked with a curious expression.

Peter was silent for a moment before his hand went to the back of his neck, something Kitty learned was his way of showing he was sort of nervous and embarrassed at the same time "I thought well… it'd be a good mark on my life as Spider-man, you know? Teaching the next generation of heroes about responsibility, resisting the urge to strangle Hitler mustache wearing newspaper editors turned mayor every time they blast you in the media and well… just making sure these kids don't make the same mistakes I did in my early years"

"Come on, you didn't make that many" Kitty assured the man with a small pat on the back.

"Oh I'm pretty sure I have" Peter said with a grim smile as a few memories in particular came to mind. Before he shook his head and glanced at Kitty "By the way, why are you still up anyway?"

Kitty made a face as the building shook again "That's why, plus I threw up like two times since dinner"

"Best make sure Beast don't hear that, he seemed really proud of the salmon casserole he made for us" Peter chuckled.

"Pete, the food at Midtown tasted better then whatever that was he cooked… and I swear our lunch lady was the sister of Mole man or something" Kitty said with a laugh as memories of her and Peter's semester together rushed through her mind.

"Eh maybe…" Peter chuckled as the two stood there in silence before the room shook "Okay I swear that this place is going to sink into a massive vortex that erupted from the ground"

"If it means not having to meet the inspectors that the Board of Regents from the New York State Department of Education sent to inspect the school tomorrow and risk them shutting down the school, then please let it happen!" Kitty groaned as he leaned against Peter 's arm.

"Hmm not sure if Logan would survive that if it does" Peter hummed in thought.

"What makes you say that?" Kitty questioned.

"You really think Logan would go back to Scott and his people at Utopia and admit he couldn't do it?" Peter said with a drawl.

Kitty mulled it over for a minute before she sighed "To think after everything he's been through it was the idea of telling Scott he was right that does him in"

"I always thought it'd be the Adamantium posing he'll contract later in life when his healing factor begins to weaken" Peter shrugged before he let out a yawn.

"So even the web slinging chatter box can get tired" Kitty chuckled as she kept leaning against Peter.

"Apparently" Peter laughed as he let out a yawn again.

Kitty laughed as she grabbed his arm and began to pull him away from the window. Peter quirked a brow at this "Uh Kitty, where we going?"

"My room" she responded with a coy grin as she looked over her shoulder at Peter's widened lenses and laughed "I head you offer up your room to Toad after he told you his admittedly tragic little story you big chatty boy scout and considering I'm not going to be falling back to sleep on my own I figured you could help me in that regard"

"And what do I get out of this?" Peter asked with a suspicious look.

"A nice soft bed and a night of sex… maybe more if you're lucky" Kitty said as sly as a cat.

"Somehow I can't help but feel I'm cheapening myself by offering you my body for a night in your bed so I don't have to sleep on a web hammock in my class tonight" Peter said as they neared Kitty's room.

"Peter, you tried to become a celebrity on a crappy looking reality t.v. show after a brief stint as some amateur wrestler in a god-awful costume. You were cheapened before you ever made your web shooters" Kitty giggled as she opened her door and ushered Peter inside.

Peter narrowed his eyes at Kitty as he pulled her in close against his frame "Hmm and for that little remark, I may just decide to web you up Headmistress Pryde"

Kitty's eyes ignited with a sensual hunger "Please do professor Parker… I've been a bad girl"

Peter smirked as he kicked her door close before pushing her on to the bed and was about to pounce on her when they heard Bobby's muffled voice through the wall.

"Hey, keep it down in there, some of us are trying to sleep!"

Peter and Kitty looked at the wall with blank expressions on their faces before they turned towards each other.

"For that, we're going to be especially loud" Kitty said with a grin.

Peter snorted at this as he removed his mask "You know Kitty, for a school Headmistress of what's supposed to be a prestigious school for the gifted… you're a bad influence"

"I know…" Kitty said as she removed her shirt before tossing it aside and lying back on the bed, her now bare upper torso on fully display for Peter "Now shush and begin with the clothes removing…"

Safe to say, Iceman didn't get much sleep that night… and all the way in Utopia, Colossus saw a small spider on the wall and had the sudden urge to crush it.

…

And done.

Next chapter, First day of school… and all hell breaks loose!