Tainted Web Chapter 1: The Start, a Spider-Man + Marvel Crossover fanfic

Here is the sequel to Marvel Hangover. You need to read that in order to understand this properly. The Chapters in this story will be slightly longer and the story more dynamic. There will be more action and, hopefully, just as much humour.

"There better be."

There will be as much POV swap so it will, hopefully, make the story longer and more fleshed out.

"Plus he has me now!"

Yes Deadpool. He might appear properly in the story later, depends on how I feel about it.

"What do you mean might?!"

Here's the list of votes from my closed poll: 1st Scarlet Witch/ Wanda Maximof- 10 Votes

2nd Silver Sable/ Silver Sablinova- 9 Votes

3rd Jean Grey/ Phoenix- 8 Votes

4th The Queen (Spider-Island)/ Adriana "Ana" Soria– 6 Votes

5th Anya Corazon/ Spider girl- 5 Votes

6th Shadowcat/ Kitty Pride- 4 Votes

7th Julia Carpenter/ Madam Web- 3 Votes

8th Songbird/ Melissa Gold- 3 Votes

9th Enchantress/ Amora- 3 votes

10th Storm/ Ororo Munroe- 2 Votes

11th Elektra/ Elektra Natchios- 2 Votes

12th Don't make it a Harem- 2 Votes

13th Fem!Loki- 1 Vote

14th Other (PM)- 1 Vote

Un-fortunately there where several people who refused to vote on my poll and, instead, sent their opinions via PM although, in a few cases, they gave characters who I hadn't put on the list originally.

"Well, that's kinda rude. Want me to shoot them?"

No.

"Aw!"

The Top Three: 1st Scarlet Witch/ Wanda Maximof- 13 Votes

2nd Silver Sable/ Silver Sablinova- 12 Votes

Tied 3rd Jean Grey/ Phoenix- 11 Votes

Tied 3rd Enchantress/ Amora- 11 Votes

The Rest: 4th Shadowcat/ Kitty Pride- 10 Votes

5th Anya Corazon/ Spider girl- 7 Votes

Tied 6th Elektra/ Elektra Natchios- 6 Votes

Tied 6th Julia Carpenter/ Madam Web- 6 Votes

7th Hela- 5 Votes

Tied 8th Invisible Woman/ Susan Storm– 4 Votes

Tied 8th She-Hulk/ Jennifer "Jen" Walters- 4 Votes

Tied 9th Songbird/ Melissa Gold- 3 Votes

Tied 9th The Queen (Spider-Island)/ Adriana "Ana" Soria– 3 Votes

Tied 9th Storm/ Ororo Munroe- 3 Votes

Tied 9th Don't make it a Harem- 3 Votes

10th Fem!Loki- 2 Votes

And there it is!

"Wait, who won?"

Scarlet Witch and Silver Sable came in first and second respectively, but Phoenix and Enchantress tied at third so they are both in.

"So Spidey gets six girls?"

Yep.

"Aw man, he get's all the luck!"

Also, just a warning, but the characters will most likely be OCC.

Key:

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Spider-Sense

"JARVIS"

Marvel

Tainted Web

Chapter 1: The Start

(Spiderwoman's POV)

I am Jessica Drew. Spiderwoman. And I am currently at a bachelor party with the New Avengers for Wolverine's wedding to the mutant Rouge. We where currently waiting for Peter Paker, Spider-Man (No relation) and Ms Marvel, my best friend Carol Danvers. With me are Luke Cage, Danny Rand the Immortal Iron Fist, Wanda Maximoff AKA Scarlet Witch and Ben Grimm the Thing.

"Took you long enough." Thing said with a smile as Peter and Carol walked towards us with Logan

"Oh, lay off rock pile." Peter joked, taking the place next to Carol, who stood next to me

I gave Carol one of my 'looks' and whispered "Have fun with your boyfriend?" a blush quickly spread across my face. Carol and I both have a crush on the Web-Head, but I do love teasing her about hers

"He's not my boyfriend!" a growl back was my response

Logan then bent over and pulled a bottle out of the bag with eight shot glasses before filling them up with an amber liquid, which is most likely very alcoholic alcohol. Most likely Canadian, knowing him. As he got the glasses and started pouring the drinks Peter asked "Hey, how's Rouge feel with the fact that your teenage clone daughter and/or sister is in a lesbian relationship with, who might as well be your adopted daughter who also happens to be a vampire?" he must be talking about that clone-girl of Logan's, X-23 and that pour girl, Jubilation Lee. First she lost her powers and then turned into a vampire. Damn.

"Really well compared to what you'd think." Logan replied before he gave everyone a glass

Peter then said "Good luck to Logan and Rouge, but mostly to Rouge. God knows she'll need it to keep her sanity with this guy over here." This caused the Wolverine to growl.

"I'll drink to that." I smiled, adding to his jokes like normal

"See, SHE likes my jokes." Peter said teasingly to Carol as he jabbed her in the ribs

"Only because a Woman has to be there for her Man." I said teasingly, pointing at the spider on his chest. The poor guy's probably blushing up a storm under that mask.

"To Logan and Rouge." Wanda said quickly said as she raised her glass. Everyone then followed my example by raising their glasses before swigging it down. Wow! What was that stuff, I already feel a small buzz. The buzz is getting bigger… Why is everything spinning? …

(Scarlet Witch's POV)

I was dressed in one of my more… risky costumes. I was wearing my scarlet red elbow length silk gloves, my red knee-high leather boots with slight heels, my red loincloth/shorts/skirt, my red leather corset, my cape and my red tiara/crown ornament. The New Avengers where having a bachelor party for Wolverine and I was hopping the catch the eye of the Web-Head hero Spider-Man, AKA Peter Parker. I just really like him. After my… breakdown, he was the only one who doesn't flinch or get cautious around me. Also, after both of us joined the New Avengers we talked. Just talked. Not about much, mostly just about our lived and pasts. His was so hard. So painful. Yet he was still so kind.

I was currently waiting for Peter and Ms Marvel with Luke Cage, Danny Rand the Immortal Iron Fist, Jessica Drew or Spiderwoman (No relation to Peter) and Ben Grimm, the ever-loving blue-eyed Thing of the Fantastic Four.

"Took you long enough." Thing said with a smile as Peter and Carol walked towards us with Logan, I smiled slightly as the red and blue man got closer

"Oh, lay off rock pile." He said, taking the place next to Carol, who stood next to Jessica. The Spiderwoman then whispered something to Carol which caused her to blush and whisper harshly back. I scowled slightly at the two for being closer to Peter then me, I know it's childish but I couldn't help it. Logan then bent over and pulled a bottle out of the bag with eight shot glasses before filling them up with an amber liquid, which is most likely very alcoholic alcohol. Most likely Canadian, knowing him. As he got the glasses and started pouring the drinks Peter asked "Hey, how's Rouge feel with the fact that your teenage clone daughter and/or sister is in a lesbian relationship with, who might as well be your adopted daughter who also happens to be a vampire?" Who… oh, X-23 and Jubilee. Neither of them like me much. What, with the 'No more mutants' thing. I didn't mean to! I was emotionally broken! That's one of the reasons I like him so much, his life was harder then mine sometimes. He knows what I've been through.

"Really well compared to what you'd think." Logan replied before he gave everyone a glass

Peter then said "Good luck to Logan and Rouge, but mostly to Rouge. God knows she'll need it to keep her sanity with this guy over here." This caused the Wolverine to growl. I giggled silently, going unnoticed by the others

"I'll drink to that." Jess smiled

"See, SHE likes my jokes." Peter said teasingly to Carol as he jabbed Carol in the ribs

"Only because a Woman has to be there for her Man." Jess said teasingly, pointing at the spider on his chest. I glared again.

"To Logan and Rouge." I quickly said as she raised my glass. I just want them to stop flirting. I know it's not on purpose but, fuck! It makes me burn in jealousy. Everyone then followed my example by raising their glasses before swigging it down. Man, the only thing that would have more alcohol in it would be that 100% stuff that would kill… kil… what's… what's going on… a pony… No… Tony… Natasha… And X-23, Jubilee… So… Dizzy…

(Next Morning)

I groaned as I forced myself awake. My head was burning. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck! Wait… fuck, now I'm sounding like Pietro! My hand glowed and the pain faded… Oh. My. God! No fucking way! Bolting upright I looked around the room. It was very expensive. Defiantly one of Starks. Crap. It wasn't a dream. He did marry them. I fell back onto my very clean, soft white bed spread as small tears slowly fell from my eyes. He was married. He married both of them.

I looked around the room to see my cloths around the room. I looked under the bed covers and saw I was naked. Sighing I got out of the bed and walked to the large bathroom to have a shower. After I stepped under the perfect water, letting it wash over my skin, I began to think about what happened last… seven days? The fuck?!

Okay, after the drink we went out and gambled for a bit. And drank some more. And then more gambling. More drinking. Gamble. Drink. Gamble. Drink. Gamble. Drink. Gamble. Drink. That's all we did for a few days, just gamble and drink. And drink and gamble. And etcetera, etcetera. That must have been one of the reasons we stayed high for so long. Whenever our system got too low we drank someone and the alcohol restarted the drug. That means I must have missed my last 'refill' in order for my mind to be so clear right now.

Luke, Iron Fist and Ben all left and it started getting boring. Then Peter suggested inviting Tony Stark. Iron man at a stag party, why did we think of that? Anyway, he arrived with Natasha, stop him drinking too much plus a father-figure's bachelor party? Who wouldn't want to go?

Anyway, more gambling and drinking. Is Peter flirting with me?

X-23 and Jubilee are here. Great. More gambling and drinking. Gambling and drinking. Gambling and drinking. Flirting. Wait… What is Peter's tongue doing half way down my thought?

X's proposing to Jubilee. That's sweet. Now Peter wants to get married? Whoa. That's a good argument.

But now he's getting married to them! Weren't we making out a little while ago?

We lots Wolverine. He can look after himself. Peter's holding my hands now and for some reason he's making me smile. I can't focus on the words. Fuck.

We're back at the hotel now. And Peter's getting dragged off by Jess and Carol. Fuck. Natasha and Tony go to their own room, as do I. Jubilee and X seem perfectly happy on the sofa anyway. Sleep.

I step out of the shower and grab a towel to get dried, slightly confused still. Bang. I nearly fall over from the explosion. There was then a feral scream and the sound of a very feminine scream. The words "BAD KITTY!" where shouted through the walls. And then there is more gunfire and explosions. Silence. Shit.

I quickly grab a dressing gown, red funnily enough and very soft, and ran outside to see the mess. X and Jubilee where slightly dresses, underwear, while Natasha was in her costume. Tony was fully armoured and Pete, Jess and Carol where in their costumes as well. They where all in a battle position facing a giant hole in the wall. The fuck?

Deadpool suddenly pulled himself through the hole; his costume ripped apart slightly, and looked at them angrily "You know, that wasn't very nice." The insane mercenary said in annoyance "I only wanted to shoot you."

"What the fuck is going on?!" I suddenly screamed, getting everyone's attention…

(Spider-man's POV)

Hi, I'm Peter Parker. Spider-man. And the last seven days where some of the strangest and most eventful of my entire life. I got married, while under the effect of some very trippy and strange drug that I had been spiked by, to two girls I've really liked for about a year or so, Carol Danvers and Jessica Drew, also known as Ms Marvel and Spiderwoman respectively. Well, their last names would be Parker now and Carol's code name will have to be changed because of this as well. We where in a hotel in Vegas that Tony Stark, AKA the Invincible Iron Man, owned. When I asked him about this he simply said 'I was a billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.' You see he also got married to Natasha Romanova, or Natasha Stark now, and is more commonly known as the Black Widow. In the room with us was the teenage female clone of Wolverine, Laura Kinney, X-23, and her new vampire/ mutant wife Jubilee Kinney. Or is it Laura and Jubilation Lee now? Better ask later. "So, basically, what did we do last night?" I asked

"Why?" Natasha asked

"If we know what we did we'll be able to focus our minds better, calm down and not have anymore surprises." I explained

"Gamble and drink." Tony said, shrugging

"What else?" Carol asked "Besides getting married."

"Not much." Laura explained "We did go to a strip joint but you two…" she pointed at Jess and Carol here "…dragged us out almost straight away."

"Why did we go there?" Jess asked

"Tony and Logan." Natasha, Jubilee and I said in unison. They said it because they remember, but I just made a logical guess. I mean, who else?

"Of course." Carol said, rolling her eyes

"Yea." I nodded before my eyes widened. The back of my head tingled

Spider-Sense

"Move!" I screamed, grabbing my wives, and jumped around a corner as Natasha and Tony just looked at each other before the back wall exploded, knocking Tony and Natasha to the ground and flipping the sofa with Laura and Jubilee still on it…

(No one's POV)

"Hi everyone." A very familiar, very annoying voice said "Hey, I am not annoying!" Wade Wilson, Deadpool, the Merc With A Mouth, walked through the hole in the wall. He looked around the room, admiring his work, and noticed the overturned sofa "What have we here?" the, possibly, brainless mercenary "Hey!" Okay, the defiantly brainless mercenary "That's better… hey!" walked over to the sofa and kicked it back over, only to stair at the bodies underneath it "Am I interrupting?"

"DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !" Laura screamed as she jumped at Deadpool, all of her claws extended. Jubilee was quickly grabbing cloths and putting them on while Spidey was covering his eyes and Tony was getting his armour activated. Deadpool's eyes widened comically before he screamed like a little girl

"BAD KITTY!" Deadpool screamed as he grabbed his guns and started firing rapidly, sending the black haired mutant into the sofa and ripping it apart. Spider-Man took a deep breath before he pointed his wrist and Deadpool and fired a web-blast at him, sending him flying through the hole just as Tony's armour finished activating…

(Spider-man's POV)

"You jackass!" Deadpool's voice called from the distance. I sighed as I leaned against the wall, glad that loony was gone for a bit. Tony, Natasha, Carol and Jess quickly got into a fighting position. My web-shot would have sent Deadpool to the ground floor and we're on the top, knowing Tony, so it should be a minute or two before he gets up here again. Jubilee dressed Laura as she healed before the two got ready to fight. In their underwear. This'll defiantly a very different type of fight compared to my normal ones. I followed the other's example and got ready to fight. Wade can't beat all of us.

"What the fuck is going on?!" a feminine suddenly screamed, getting everyone's attention. We all turned and saw Wanda standing there in nothing but a dressing gown and… oh god. She rushed putting it on because it was barley hanging on. I couldn't help but stare. I know she usually dresses in skin-tight clothing, and occasionally really revealing ones like the one she was wearing when we had that drink, but this was just amazing. Why do I remember us making out?

"Whoa." Deadpool said simply "Well Spidey, its official."

"What's official?" I ask curiously

"You officially the luckiest guy alive." Wade said simply "Married to both Spiderwoman and Mrs Marvel…"

"I will not be going by Mrs Marvel." Carol interrupted in annoyance

"But you can't go around as Ms Marvel either." Jess countered

"… But you're also engaged to that piece of hotness." Deadpool continued

"Engaged?" I asked, looking at Wanda in confusion. She looked down to her hand and her eyes widened. I followed her look. On her right ring finger was a gold ring with a small ruby and a fancy spider-web like markings carved in. Well… that explains the memory of us making out.

"Oh, did we forget to mention that?" Tony muttered under his helmet…

(? ? ?'s POV)

I sat at my desk, smirking at the video footage. "Sir?" A minion asked. Idiot. One of thousands to kill who think they have a chance of real power.

"Yes?" I asked

"Are you sure it was a smart idea to send Deadpool?" he asked "He is pretty unpredictable…"

"… Unless you have him perfectly profiled." I interrupted "I know every possible decision he will make. We're okay."

"If you say so sir." The pawn said before he walked out of the room. I span around in my chair and opened the door behind me so I could see my… collection. What that fool didn't know was this wasn't my first rodeo. I smirked as I raised a blue mask with red almost tribal markings around where the eyes would be under the mask. I never understood why O'Hara had his mask like that. It made it so hard to see out of…

Yes! First Chapter done! Hope you liked it! Review! Oh, and try to guess the bad guy.