URGENT! If you do not have ANY stories for your account, make one already. It can be a four hundred word oneshot for all I care. But for THE LOVE OF GOD, it pisses me off when someone has ZERO written fanfictions and about a hundred- a gillion favorites. Not to say that it's bad to have none, just make AT LEAST ONE FANFICTION!!

Good News Everyone: Anyone ever heard of ? No, really now? You say you've missed out on the most awesome experience that the internetz can bring? Well then, go and see what you like on 4chan. DO IT FAGGOT!

Rant: Not really much of a rant, but still. What is it about flames? What's the satisfaction of writing something to put someone else down, or am I missing some piece of this puzzle? Yeah, I can understand that people can dislike my work, but really? Is it necessary to unveil an explosion of words arranged in such a way as to put me down and give me a bad day? I may not get it, or there may be something wrong with me, but hell, what's the point to it? I don't know, just bothered me that I didn't understand why people liked doing it. Maybe it's a taboo, and that's why people like it, because they can feel different. But whatever, just a thought.

Rant II: Alright, this pisses me off to no end on this plane of existence. It's when I'm looking for a good M rated fanfiction for an anime, such as Trinity Blood for example, and all I can find is YAOI. I hate that, because I can't search for two specific characters, such as Abel-Asta. Everything, most everything, is Abel-Tres, Pedro-Tres, Ion-Radu, Ion-Tres-Pedro-Abel, or something to that effect. I really grinds my gears down the most when I have to search ten friggin' pages just to find a decent author, the best of which for Trinity Blood is SheDevil85, because she's a REALLY good author and actually knows how to write, which I sadly haven't come close to being able to do. Anyway...just had to scream about something. If you're a Trinity Blood fan, and you like Abel-Asta, then SheDevil85 will be one of your favorite authors in no time.

Rant III: Not really a rant, but here I go. Everyone who's read Hellsing Chapter 95 knows that the entire Millennium Organization was K.I.A. in the attack on London, right? Well, I say that's wrong, wrong, WRONG! Here's my theory on who survives. We saw specifically, Dok, the Major, Hans, Rip, Zorin, Schrodinger, and...Walter get killed. Out of those seven, five were definitely killed. Hans and Schrodinger however, may not have been. (I'm not saying they're alive, just that they could be) First, Schrodinger:

Alucard says, after Integra shoots him several times and Seras kicks down the door, these lines. I killed them all except one. I kept killing until there weren't any left. And now I'm here. Now I'm everywhere and nowhere. Hmmm...sounds awfully close to what Schrodinger can do. And that one life might not refer to himself either... (I'm not saying that it is true, just that it could be) Second, Hans Gunsche.

During Hans' fight with Seras, Seras throws a large bomb at him, which he kicks back and Seras moves through the explosion to get him within her grasp. When she finally get him, Seras bites into his leg to get a hold of him so that Pip can ram a silver tooth into his heart to slay him. Who's to say that Hans didn't bleed when she bit into his leg. And we all know what happens when a vampire drains your blood and you don't happen to become a vampire. You become their familiar. Hmmm...maybe Hans is a dormant familiar, which Seras would be able to summon?

Oh well, both of those could happen...I guess. At least they're within the range of possibility in the Hellsing universe.

Sudden Realization: I believe I have found where Kouta Hirano found the inspiration for Hans. Three things I noticed: The first, his last name is Gunsche. The second, he was present as the Wolf's Lair assassination attempt. And the third, Otto incinerated Hitler's body when he died...via fire.

Hans' last name is Gunsche, right? And his is a Werewolf, correct? And he "died" in a plume of fire, yes? Connection anyone?

http:///wiki/Otto_Günsche

Name: Unimportant. I have a schizophrenic personality that wanted to be called Ragnarok.

Gender and Age: male and 15

Height: 5'11 (hopefully growing)

Weight: 140

Ancestral Roots: I'm Irish and Scottish: Celtic, plain and simple

Profession: Amateur writer. (I hope you enjoy the stuff I've written)

Interesting things about me: I'm now classified as certifiably, mentally unstable as of 6/27/2009. I don't know why they gave all of these strange mental illnesses to me, or why they decided that I needed to get a grip on reality. They said that I was suffering from a condition called insanity. And, like a dumbass, I told them that I was not "suffering" from insanity, but that I enjoyed every minute of it (All of this with a wide grin on my face). I'm so messed up, aren't I? Also, Warhammer 40k does not help me retain sanity, as I have found out.

Favorite Activities: couch potatoing, playing video games, writing, playing soccer, doing parkour, reading manga...

Favorite Games: Uh...Halo(all), Rome Total War, Starcraft(all) , Warhammer 40K Dawn of war(all) , Diablo 2, COD 5, KOTOR, KOTOR 2

Favorite Anime/Manga: Bleach, Hellsing, Kurohime, D Gray Man, Trigun, Coyboy Bebop, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Eyeshield 21, Fullmetal Alchemist, Rosario and Vampire, Elfen Lied, Suzuka, Ultimate!! Hentai Kamen, Tenjou Tenge, Inu Niko Jump, MxO, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Rappi Rangai, Historie, and Fairy Tail.

Favorite Bands: Judas Priest, Metallica, Yes, Styx, Skillet, Theory of a Dead Man, AC/DC, Van Halen, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, The Who, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Drowning Pool, Hammerfall, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Pantera, Manowar, Daft Punk, The Faint, Iced Earth, Ratt, Papa Roach, Yelle, Disturbed, Gorillaz, Korn, The Doors, Sonata Arctica, DJ Tiesto, and Finntroll.

Favorite Quotes: Oi! Who is she? And where are we? And why does my head hurt? - Gotrek (Gotrek and Felix)

No man ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other dumb son of a bitch die for his. - George S. Patton

There is no such thing as intelligence, only degrees of idiocy. - RedGuard6

Go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger. - Chinese Fortune Cookie (I actually got this from a fortune cookie my friend got me from China.)

It's not for whom the bell tolls, it's for whom the processor beeps. - Nick Gordon (good friend)

The best time to procrastinate is now. - Nathan Thomas (good friend)

How's yer hammer hangin' - Tyler Markle (good friend)

Violence is not the answer, but it does get the point across. - anonymous

Bend over and I'll show ya! - Nathan Thomas (good friend)

I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES OFF! - Dylan Reed (good friend)

People like me will like me for me. - Me

Now I see why you're takin' German! You're puttin' eight vowels together and cutting it all off with a verb! Speak some damn english! - Mr. Harris (Nick's grandpappy)

If you hit a man wit yer weapon and if he hits you harder, hit him again and don't miss this time - Orcmaster (friend)

"Hit one wit yer hammer till he don't get up no more than hit the next one"- High King Thorgrim Grudgebearer (Warhammer)

The maiden in danger...is saved. - Father Abel Nightroad (Trinity Blood manga)

What! He turned into a cat?! - Milli Thompson (Trigun !MANGA!)

In Soviet Hentai, girl throat-fucks you! - Nick Gordon

I don't want the mental image of my penis hooking our baby in the face - Ben (Knocked Up)

Heh, block this!... Holy shit, you can block that! - Will (Friend, was playing Silent Hill the new one and fighting something that looked like a penis)

No one should ever have the power to deny someone's right to a life. Power over another's life is more power than a man deserves - Me

No man should have all the knowledge he desires, because no man should know his own fate - Poetic Edda (the equivalent of the Bible to Pagans)

French people hate everybody who's not French, it's a fact. "It's because they stink. They hate everybody who smells better than they do. Which may explain why they hate Germany so much, because of Rammstein's Du Reichst so Gut." (You Smell so Good) - Nick, then Me in parentheses.

Pillaged your village, motherfucker. - Nick

Armor and people have at least one thing in common: they both stop working when you put a hole in them - (Dunno, forgot where I saw it)

Smell this way! (direction) - Nick

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. - Anonymous (From /h/ on )

God created man and woman before dickgirls because perfection needs more than one rough draft. Anonymous (From /d/ on )

Nomen mihi Legio est, quia multi sumus. - Legion (Man healed by Jesus)

Life does not forgive weakness - Adolf Hitler

Dreams: To be an author for the Black Library. (Whichever job God decides to give me) Oh, werewolf would be cool too.

Unanswered: If actions speak louder than words, then why don't we fight during negotiations?

What happens when you put a Trippy Mirror up to a Trippy Mirror? Trippy Trippy Mirror?

What happens when you beat someone half to death twice?

What happens when you combine two animals that are already combinations? Like splicing a Griffon and a Satyr?

Would the act of necrophilia produce an undead baby nine months later?

Things I enjoy: More than I have room for to write on the internet. I now have a fem-clone. Ask her if you can find her.

Things I don't necessarily enjoy: People who flame. People who have written ZERO fanfics. (Refer to fem-clone for more information)

People I like most on Fanfiction.net: Blue-Zangetsu (got me into Fanfiction.net), Metropolis Kid (actually responds positively and has the best ever Hellsing stuff), blacksand1 (Reviews alot, great Hellsing stuff) OrcMaster (reviews a lot for my Warhammer), Brother Andyn (writes AMAZING stuff for warhammer), and SheDevil85 (Sweet Jesus, best Trinity Blood fics ever.)

Warhammer 40k Info: I like the World Eaters. They worship Khorne, the Blood God. They've got true berserkers. None of this isn't awesome.

I also like the Soul Drinkers. They're an underplayed and underliked Chapter of the Space Marines. They're malleable as far as fanfiction goes because they serve neither the Imperium nor Chaos. Even thought their Chater Master has a mutated claw and Spider legs, he's a loyal servant of the Emperor. They're an oddity and a cool Chapter in my opinion. I'm writing a fanfiction about them right now. Also, Greek names make them extra cool.

Comrades: I like my favorite people. If you don't like them, I'm not going to fight about it with you over the internet because that would get my goals nowhere and you all fired up over winning a battle where the spoils of war are: 0 internets and a dumbshit award.

Updates: All Bleach fics completed.

Updates: My Warhammer fics have sporadic updating. Don't expect consistency.

Updates: One Hellsing fic in progress.

Updates: Another category...maybe.