Hello! I am No-Name. I am a 21 year old female, with brown hair and eyes.
I ride horses, and I take Hapkido, a Korean based Martial Arts.
I read a lot, and play video games.
I am currently trying to decide between an English major and a Biology major.
I don't have much fanfiction that I will post here.

What Fandoms Am I Reading At The Moment?
Well, I am bouncing around between a lot at the moment. The main ones for right now are:

Psych
NCIS
Star Trek (2009 & ToS)
Star Wars
Harry Potter
Gundam Wing, A/C
Lord of the Rings
Supernatural

and the occasional random fandom when it strikes me, not to mention the various crossovers...

Well, thats all I have to say for now. I just have some parting quotes to entertain you with!

Me: "The plan is all coming together!"
Beth: "The world will fall to bad grammar and the poorly placed comma! 'MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!'"
Me: "This is better than the time I made up a plan to take over the world, starting with pickle and twinkie factories!"
Beth: "How would that even work? Wait . . . There are pickle factories?"
Me: "It was a very good plan. I can't remember exactly how it went, but it ended with me as ruler of the world going by the title of Furhuer. I'm not quite sure where that came from, as it wasn't a very Hitler-ish plan, if I recall correctly."

G.N: "And together they ended the Dark Ages, defeating great villians, such as Bruce Lee, Jet Lee, and the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 4!"
M.S: ". . . Jet Lee was the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 4 . . ."

Henry Spencer: "What about your license?"
Shawn Spencer: "My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my License to Kill. Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you . . . which I can't do because my License to Kill has been revoked!" == Poker!? I Barely Know Her! Psych S01.E14

Shawn: "It starts with a 'HOLLA' and ends with a creamsicle."
Gus: "And if there's time in between: Thundercats! HO-OOOO!" == Lassie Did A Bad Bad Thing Psych S03.E11

Tony DiNozzo: "If you were a bug, would you attack Gibbs?" == SWAK NCIS S02.E22

Ducky: "I spoke to a . . . Dr. Brad Pitt."
Abby: "You're kidding!"
Ducky:"No, that's his name. He made a point to stress that he is not related in any way to the actor."
Abby: "Hey, did you here about when Brad and Jenn split up!?"
Gibbs: "Abby!" == SWAK NCIS S02.E22

Ziva David: "Tony, your dying words are going to be, "I've seen this film!" == Hiatus, Pt 1 NCIS S03.E23

Timothy McGee: "Abby slapped Ziva and Ziva slapped Abby!"
Tony DiNozzo: "Damn! I missed it?!" == Hiatus, Pt 1 NCIS S03.E23

Tony DiNozzo: "Abby! Front and center. You too, Ziva. Let's go! I know what happened."
(Abby and Ziva start talking at the same time.)
Tony DiNozzo: "Hey! If there is going to be any bitch slapping on this team, I'll do it. Clear? Good. Now shake hands."
(Abby and Ziva reluctantly shake hands.)
Tony DiNozzo: "There we go. That wasn't so tough, was it? Now how about a little hug? Big buddy hug. Come on."
(Abby and Ziva hug.)
Tony DiNozzo: "Now, a deep tongue kiss."
(Both women hit Tony.)
Tony DiNozzo: "Now we feel better." == Hiatus, Pt 1 NICS S03.E23

Maes Hughes: "Are you kidding? This is a contest of freaks, and I'm as normal as they come! What do you want me to do? Fire my slingshot at him?" == Fullmetal Alchemist

Those who aspire to less, accomplish less. There can be no doubt. It is better, I think, to grab at the stars than to sit flustered because you know you cannot reach them. At least he who reaches will get a good stretch, a good view, and perhaps even a low-hanging apple for his effort! -- R.A. Salvatore, Sojourn

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. -- Mel Brooks

'She was like John Rambo meets Polly Pocket Dakota Fanning crossed with Death Wish 4' -- Kick-Ass (The Comic)

"I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibbson. I make love to them." -- Mister Ricter - Wanted (The Comic)

==On the day Harry Potter was born, the heavens shuddered and the black clouds poured forth a sea of bubbling acid, destroying a small mining town, a museum devoted to the history of pencil shavings, and a rather obscure duplication of the Mona Lisa. Both the magical and the muggle newspapers blamed this on pollution in the ozone and left it at that. Lily and James Potter, meanwhile, paid it no mind and in no way was this a prophetic sign from some godly power, warning them of the threat in their midst.
This was mostly because, for one, the powers that be had a terrible sense of direction and no access to a workable GPS; therefore the freak weather occurred two countries away. Two, the new Potter parents just had a baby for goodness sake! Some rain was the least of their concern (no matter how many casualties were involved).== -Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza

==The Fuji FactorTM was actually an addendum to Murphy's Law. The Fuji FactorTM was simple: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong at the worst possible moment because Fuji will make it so. The Fuji FactorTM had a one hundred percent success rate. And The Fuji FactorTM was a living, breathing migraine.== -If Wishes Were Horses by Sugarpony (Prince of Tennis)

==The human placed a hand over his eyes. It was times like this when he was stood pregnant in the middle of a spaceship with two hands on his stomach and a lecherous relative of his lover eyeing him up opportunistically that he really wished he’d listened to what his mother had told him when he was young. Then again, she probably wouldn’t have had much to say about this sort of thing. It wasn’t done to talk about sex and babies and things.
And it certainly wasn’t done to talk about interspecies sex and alien babies.== -Inexplicably Parental by Demus (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

==“So who are you then, if you’re not Harry Potter?” Fred asked skeptically. “And why do you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead?”
“Well, after that nasty little incident with the Dark Lord, my mother decided that lightning bolt scars were ‘in’ and shot a cutting curse at me.” Harry paused. “At least, that’s the official story. I think that was before my father had the courage to be cut off for three months by telling her that maybe she should leave the cooking to the house elves.” Fred and George just stared at him. “Hey, don’t judge! And I’m Draco Malfoy, by the way.” He peered at them suspiciously. “You ARE Purebloods, right?”
Wordlessly, Fred nodded.
George found his voice first. “YOU’RE Draco Malfoy?”
“You have a problem with that?” Harry crossed his arms.
“No, but . . . aren’t your parents blonde?” he asked.
“Your point being?”
“How can two blonde people have a black-haired son?” George asked reasonably.
“No, my mother was not having a very public affair with Severus Snape, how dare you even suggest that!” Harry screeched.
Fred held up his hands. “Calm down, he didn’t mean to offend you.”
“Well he did,” Harry sniffed. “In fact, I’m going to write to father right now.”
“Isn’t he still at the platform?” George asked, perplexed.
“Yes he is, but actually talking to your relatives is for half-bloods,” and with that Harry stormed off, wondering how on earth he had managed to keep a straight face through that entire exchange.== -Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 (Harry Potter)

Tim the Enchanter: "There it is!"
King Arthur: "Where?"
Tim the Enchanter: "There!"
Arthur: "Behind the rabbit?"
Tim the Enchanter: "It is the rabbit." -- Monty Python's Holy Grail

"What do you burn apart from witches?"
"MORE WITCHES!" -- Monty Python's Holy Grail

"LOGGED!" -- Naruto Abridged

Kabuto: "My . . . Ninja Info Cards." -- Naruto Abridged

Kakashi: "Let's see, creepy summoning circle . . . check. Underage boy with shirt off . . . check. Creepy Michael Jackson look-alike who likes little boys . . . Crap. Where am I going to find one of those?"
Orochimaru: "Hello Kakashi."
Kakashi turns around.
Kakashi: "Sweet!" -- Naruto Abridged

Kakashi: "Hehe . . . Moo! Dance cow! Dance!" -- Naruto Abridged

Sasuke: "Sensei, I think we need to talk about your creepy obession with animals . . ."
Kakashi: "What? I don't have that at all! . . . Do I Pakkun?"
Pakkun: (in the background) "Please don't leave me alone with him!" -- Naruto Abridged

Iruka: "Ah! Touche!" -- Naruto Abridged

Kurenai: "Oh no! Kakashi! Protect me . . . with your penis!" -- Naruto Abridged

The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.

This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a whimper.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Do not be too eager to deal out death and judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.

Whoever said 'Sunshine brings happiness' never danced in the pouring rain.

I laugh in the face of Death! . . . Ok, maybe not laugh . . . more like a snicker! . . . A quiet snicker. And I wouldn't do it directly in Death's face either . . . So, it's more like a quiet snicker . . . behind Death's back.

The dark is my friend, sarcasm my companion, the written word my lover.
Upon these I thrive. Not many can wriggle their way in past them.
I bid you, try.