HELLOOOOOOO PROFILE WANDERER! If you have any questions about my stories and can't find it here, feel free to ask me or ask in a review.

I have 13 stories in 4 different fandoms:

The Hobbit: Never Been So Wrong (Thilbo Bagginshield, T), The Art of War and Words (Thilbo, T), Sleep (Thilbo again, K), Wounds Solve Everything (Thilbo, T) and In the Water (Fili/Kili/Bilbo, M)

D.Gray-Man: Confessions (Tyki/Allen, M), Dream Cum True (Yuvi, M), and the rest are Yullen stories: Overheard (M), Simply Yullen (M), Give It A Shot (M), and Unsanitary (M).

Twilight: A Change of Heart (Edward/OC, T)

Underworld: New Life (OC/OC, T)

So...erm...I'm not really sure what to say on a profile page. I'm a girl in college, so you can expect some drama in my stories. My b-day is Feb. 26th and I like animals so if people die in my stories instead of animals, that's why. I like anime and video games, which is where most of the fics I write and read come from. Final Fantasy 7, Kuroshitsuji and D. Gray Man are my favorites. I'm Finnish (and damn proud of it) and have seen that there are some people from Finland who seem to be coming back to read, so hello to my fellow Suomen kansa! I like to use foreign stuff in my stories, like a character or words or something (like in New Life, both of the main characters are foreign...kinda) so if you know what I'm talking about in them, comment. And if I'm doing anything related to that stuff wrong, please tell me, i don't like looking like an idiot! I'm also a grammar Nazi!

Anywho, all of my stories that I have on here have taken a very long time to write, revise and edit by myself because I don't have any help. I'm in high school and I love writing, so if you anything to say THEN PLEASE REVIEW! REVIEWS are what keeps a story/author going and if you LIKE a story then you want it to continue right? So then you REVIEW for it! SO IF YOU LIKE ME STORY THEN REVIEW IT BECAUSE I WILL STOP WRITING IF I DON'T GET ANY!!!!!! I'm serious people, even though I have a lot of stories and I know peeps come back, it really deflates my confidence to see that people still read it but don't feel like they should comment.

Just a little something about me, if you're so inclined to read it.

-Spell your name without vowels: Mk
-Are you single?: Yes, I’ve only ever had two boyfriends
-What’s your favorite number?: 7. I put it in everything…
-What color do you wear most?: Black or blue, ‘cuz I have nothing else to wear but sweatshirts
-Least favorite color?: Yellow and green. Idk why, but they bug me…
-Favorite candy?: Twizzlers…none of that generic crap either, it’s Twizzlers or nothin’!
-What do you smoke?: Nothing and it will stay that way, my grandpa died from COPD
-Are you happy with your life right now?: Not especially
-Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: Apparently I look like a female version of Kurt from Glee and the little girl in Hocus Pocus
-What is your favorite class in school?: …Hmmm…Ceramics or math, I’m good with numbers
-Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: Oh gods no, no way in hell I’d go there…
-How do you make money?: My grandma sends me monthly allowance and sometimes allowance from my Mom
-Who is your best friend?: A hermit-artist named Jordan, which is sad, ‘cause the two I used to consider as bff’s are stuck up bitches now
-Where do you go to school?: Like I’d tell you!
-Are you outgoing?: When it comes to roller coasters yes; people…WAY different story
-One word to describe you?: A nerd/geek, and not the slutty-not-nerdy/geeky-in-any-way type
-Favorite pair of shoes?: I LOVE my new wedge heels, but let’s get real, I wear my tennis shoes everyday
-Do you own big sunglasses?: That depends, they went through the wash and I haven’t bothered to fix them…
-Where do you wish you were right now?: Finland speaking Suomi
-What should you be doing right now?: Studying for a chem test I will fail tomorrow
-Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: Yes, my old best friend, but she recently got married at 17 so that’s out…

HONEST SECTION:
-Honestly, what color is your underwear?: Various colors with flowers
-Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: Yaoi
-Honestly, what are you doing right now?: Typing and listening to Stronger by Kelly Clarkson
-Honestly, have you done something bad today?: Yes…I stole and ate some plain frosting we are saving…
-Honestly, do you watch disney channel?: Used to, when it was actually good
-Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: My Mom
-Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: Yes, my best friends asshole husband (remember that crush I told you about?)
-Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: Small children, my sisters and all the dumbasses at my school who think they are smart but are really annoying
-Honestly, do you bite your nails?: Thankfully no, I never have
-Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: Yes
-Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: Yes, I’ve yet to ‘come out of the closet’

THE CANS
-Can you blow a bubble?: Yeah
-Can you dance?: No, unless I want to look like a chicken running around with its head cut off
-Can you do a cart wheel?: Yep, I used to be in gymnastics
-Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: I dunno, I think so
-Can you whistle?: Sort of
-Can you wiggle your ears?: No, yet I still try…
-Can you wiggle your nose?: Not without scrunching up my face
-Can you roll your tongue?: Yeah
-Can you make a clover with your tongue?: Yes

ANGER SECTION:
-What do you do when you’re mad?: Yell, cry or whisper what I wished I could have said in the conversation
-What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: Nearly broke my mom’s laptop by hitting it
-Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: I don’t think so, but I’ve made myself cry
-Do you swear when you’re mad?: To myself, never in front of other people, unless it’s my sister

CRYING SECTION:
-Ever really cried your heart out?: Yes, quite a few times
-Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Yes, when I came back from my crush’s wedding
-Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?: Yes, when I admitted to a friend about my crush
-Ever cried over the opposite sex?: If crying over my favorite characters when they die, then yes.
-Ever cried over the same sex?: Yes, my crush
-Do you cry when you get an injury?: Hell yes, I’m a wuss
-Do certain songs make you cry?: When I’m sad and feel like crying, sometimes
-Do certain movies make you cry?: Yes, but only sometimes. Usually I try to hide it if I’m around other people

HAPPY SECTION:
-Are you usually a happy person? Psh, no, I’m quiet so you usually can’t tell
-What makes you the happiest?: Imagining beating the crap out of people I don’t like, soda, anime, music, certain tv shows/movies, reading yaoi/manga
-Does being with your friends make you happy?: Most of the time
-Do you believe in yourself?: Not really
-Do you wish you were happier?: Hell yes. I wish things were easier too, but who doesn’t?
-Is being happy overrated?: When someone is too happy, annoyingly so, then yes
-Can music make you happy?: Most of the time, unless I want to cry ‘cause I’m sad

LOVE SECTION:
-How many times have you had your heart broken?: Once
-Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?: Yes
-Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘I love you’?: Yes

HATE SECTION:
-Do you actually hate anyone?: Yes
-Ever made a hit list?: In my mind
-Have you ever been on a hit list?: Uh…maybe in the heat of an argument, but I’m generally not that confrontational…
-Are you a mean bully?: No
-Do you hate George Bush?: Most of the things he’s done, yes

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
-Is your self-esteem extremely low?: Yes
-Are you good looking?: If I try and my hair is cooperating, partially.
-Do you wish you could be someone else?: Yes, I wish I could be a vampire from Vampire Diaries or an Exorcist from D. Gray-Man, if I knew how to handle all the crap that goes along with it of course. Either that stuff or super smart like one of my friends, who is the first in our class of 800 juniors
-What is your current hair color?: Darkish blonde, it was a strawberry blonde but that went away
-Current piercings?: No, I’m too much of a weanie to try
-Have any tattoos?: No, but at certain times I’ve wanted one
-Straight hair or curly?: Wavy-ish

CURRENTLY WEARING:
-What shirt are you wearing?: Assassin's Creed III: Revelations t-shirt
-Shoes?: No shoes right now, just penguin socks
-Necklace(s)?: A little silver heart

HAVE YOU EVER:
-Hugged someone?: That’s a stupid question, who hasn’t?
-Been on the phone until the sun came up?: No, but I’ve been in an online chat that long XD
-Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: Perhaps when I was very little but not that I can recount
-Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes, it’s so fun!
-Got in a fight with someone?: Hell yes, everyday

THE LAST:
-Person you talked to in person?: My sister who’s upstairs
-Person you talked to online?: A reviewer for a story of mine on here
-Person you hugged?: My friend Jordan, as mentioned above.

RANDOM:
-Do you like surveys?: Sometimes, if they aren’t annoying and judgmental
-Do you get along with your parents?: My Mom, most of the time, my Dad, I hate him
-Do you have mental breakdowns?: When I’m alone and there’s no chance of anybody hearing/seeing

CURRENT:
-Current mood: Bored/Sad/Nervous
-Current music: In My World from Ao No Exorcist
-Current hair style: Ponytail
-Current crush: My friend Katya
-Current thing I ought to be doing: Pretty sure I’ve already answered that question…
-Current windows open: Email, FanFiction.net and 4shared
-Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: No, but I’ve thought about decking some people
-Did you ever run away from home?: Yeah, but I didn’t get far and came back
-Did you ever want to be a doctor?: no
-Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: nope

THE DOS:
-Do you know how to swim?: Yeah, I could be a lifeguard, I applied for the job
-Do you like roller coasters?: OMG I love them
-Do you own a bike?: Yeah, but I never really use it and it currently has flat tires
-Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Idk, I don’t watch reality shows

THE DOES:
-Does hair loss run in your family at all?: Not as far as I know, but my 30 year old cousin is bald and nobody knows why…he didn’t shave his head either…
-Does your car get good gas mileage?: Not good mileage, but not bad.
-Does your family have family picnics?: Psh, like my family gives a crap about that stuff

THE HAVES:
-Have you ever been on a plane?: A few times
-Have you ever been to the ocean?: I’ve flown over it, does that count?
-Have you ever painted your nails?: Of course I have, but I always ending up wishing I hadn’t ‘cause it’s a pain to get off

THE HOWS:
-How tall are you?: 5'1” or 5’2”
-How much money do you have on you right now?: None, I’m in my pajamas

THE LASTS:
-Last person you hung out with?: Friend wise, I can’t even remember it’s been so long, I don’t have many friends
-Last thing someone said to you: My mom told me to tell my sister she would be home late

THE WHATS:
-What are you listening to?: He Lives In You from Lion King
-What is the weather outside?: Sunny but cold
-What radio station do you listen to?: 94.5 if I listen at all
-What was the last restaurant you ate at? OLIVE GARDEN BITCHES!
-What was the last thing you had to drink?: Mtn Dew, I’m drinking it now
-What was the last movie you watched?: The Hobbit, which if you haven't seen, you haven't lived. I'm obsessed with it; seen it seven times so far!

Now, I know people have lots of these on their profiles or they don't have any at all, but I was looking at someone's profile and these things just touched my heart, the first making me cry so hard. So please read them and pass them on.

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
.He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!)

On a can of cashews: Warning: May contain cashews. (Really? I never would have guessed!)

Copy & Paste this to your profile if you think those are all extremely stupid labels.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting likeyour father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE!)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT sun hat when I go outside so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat hoggis.

I'm a LONER so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm Finnish so i MUST forget about everything I do

I'm Finnish so i MUST be a hoarder

I listen to music in different languages so I MUST be a know-it-all freak

Stupid things! In bold are things I've done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (it was actually in a chair, but close enough)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (hey, if they see you, that just means they are looking back ;) )
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (i was supposed to grab my ginger ale but got my uncles beer. worst. mix up. evar!).
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (it was a shirt, but close enough)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (who hasn't? ;D)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Wow, 76/100. I'm an 'average' idiot! :D

Lol, I just took the seme uke test and apparently I am a: Clueless Uke! Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme If you want to take this test its at www(dot)semeuke(dot)com/quiz(dot)php :D good luck!