A Laughing Fishhide bio
 Author has written 151 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, Marching Band, Danny Phantom, Nightmare Before Christmas, Myst/Riven, Edgar Allan Poe, Shakespeare, Inheritance Cycle, Dexter, Phantom of the Opera, Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Doctor Who, and Web Shows. Hi, I'm A Laughing Fish (Formerly Sugary Snicket), and I am a fan of many things including Myst, Batman, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and Lovecraftian Horror. I adore horror stories and love a good Poe-esque or Lovecraftian horror tale, though I sadly do not see many of the latter. I suspect this is due to the Cthulhu Mythos pretty much being its own genre of fiction, and therefore publishable under copyright laws, but if anyone knows of some good Lovecraft/Other Fandom crossovers, by all means, tell me! I'm always in the mood for a good Eldritch tale. And before you ask, yes, I do like Creepypasta if it's well written. Yes, I have written stories about everyone's favorite tall, faceless stalker, but they are not located here - they are located under my FictionPress account, SugarRayne. My favorite type of candy is Reese's cups, but I usually go for the fruity candies before chocolate. My favorite fruits include mango, watermelon, strawberry, and cherry. Especially cherry. If you put cherry flavoring in it, I will eat it - I like cherry anything. I strongly support homosexual equality but I am oddly enough not that big on SlashFic... okay that's a bit of a lie; I do enjoy slash undertones (Batsy and Mr. J anyone?) or a slash pairing if it's canon. I have two mothers and my father was transgender MTF, so you can understand why I am a very strong advocate for gay marriage and LGBT rights in general. I was at one point a well-known member of the Myst fan community under another name; my favorite of the games is Myst III: Exile but Riven is a very close second. I was also fairly well-known and respected in certain Joker-centric Batman fan communities for my fanart and fanfic. Currently, I go under the username Vantablack Pharaoh on Discord, hanging around the Cthulhu Mythos sphere. I run and play Call of Cthulhu and have for several year now, as well as playing Delta Green and WH40k on occasion (Praise Nurgle!). I have a self-published TTRPG imprint through DriveThruRPG's Miskatonic Repository under the name Dark Trapezohedron Productions as well and have written many scenarios for Call of Cthulhu. In my spare time when I'm not at work, hobbies include: playing video games, TTRPGs and roleplay, reading, listening to music, drawing, writing (of course!), and surfing Youtube or Discord. I collect dragons as well and have been since I was in fifth grade; my most unique piece of my collection is a tattoo of a dragon sitting on my left shoulder blade, the artwork for which was based on two of the dragons already in my collection, and my favorite piece is a sculpture of a skeletal dragon resting on a human skull that I have nicknamed "Yorick". I also have a modest collection of Joker memorabilia, comics, and paraphrenalia, a collection of assorted pins and buttons that I keep on my backpack, and a collection of various odd knick-knacks that I've acquired throughout my life. I have a minor Cthulhu Mythos collection too, and my favorite deities from there are Nyarlathotep and Hastur/The King in Yellow. My favorite Call of Cthulhu campaign is Masks of Nyarlathotep and my favorite standalone scenario for it is Tatterdemaalion. I have a Bachelor's degree in Cell and Molecular Biology, an Associate's in Chemical Technology, and a Minor in Applied Statistics. Hablo Espanol, pero no lo hablo con fluidez. My skills are terribly out of practice, but chances are if you're a native Spanish speaker I can hold an understandable short conversation with you - even if the grammar's a bit off or simply incorrect entirely. I'm truly one old dog - I have been on Fanfiction.net since the Summer of 2005, with varying degrees of dormancy in between. As stated above, I have written over 100 stories, poems, and one-shots. The majority of my short stories are Batman tales, specifically focusing on the Joker, while the vast majority of my poetry is set in the Myst fandom. I originally wrote for the ASOUE fanbase with some Danny Phantom thrown in. I was relatively 'young' in my writing abilities then. I eventually came to write for The Nightmare Before Christmas and later, Myst/Riven and a little Eragon. I wrote Batman fanfiction for the DCU (pre-New-DCU) and Nolanverse, mostly Joker stories. I generally write one-shots and poetry, mainly because that's how plot ideas come to me most often (therefore multi-chaptered stories from me are kind of a big deal, since they take a lot longer to plan out and write - my last multi-chaptered fic took two years to get ready!). I do not write for any specific genre, but there are genres I prefer to write for (horror, drama, humor, suspense) and genres I don't (romance in particular, but I have written for it). I tend to divide my stories and poems into two categories: the Serious and the Not-So-Serious. As for writing style, I LOVE suspense and horror stories, and I love dark subject matters even more. You'll find that it shows mostly in the more Serious stories (though I do sometimes add humor in to break up the tension!). In fact, I love suspense so much that I consider it a little bit of a weakness as an author and I try not to rely on it so heavily nowadays. The Not-So-Serious stories tend to be dryly humorous, reflecting my often dark and sarcastic sense of humor, though some can be flat-out pointlessly random (not so much anymore, though). I generally try to aim for a good mix of Serious and Not-So-Serious (and perhaps a bit of the Why-So-Serious) when writing a typical story for a given fanbase, and I also try to add very vivid descriptions of the setting of a story, or, failing this, very vivid descriptions of the characters. I am known to be a bit of a purist when it comes to character traits and can be easily frustrated when a character is OOC, unless making the character OOC would add to the work as a whole. I generally have a strict desire to finish all stories that I write, partially because of my near Obsessive-Compulsive drive to finish something I've begun, so you should almost never see a story that I have abandoned in mid-plot. If the story is for whatever reason aborted, you'll never see a trace of it as it will never be written, because if it isn't strong enough to hold MY interest, how is it ever going to hold the reader's? I simply don't like to start a story unless I know at least where to begin. If I don't have at least that, I hold off on writing even the first draft until I know where I'm going with the ideas I get. I usually try to post my stories on some sort of schedule so people don't have to wait in suspense for months at a time for the next part of a story. You may not see a new story from me for long periods of time, due to life devouring every spare scrap of my time, but I occasionally pop in with a very short drabble or poem. I also update my profile as time permits, as I am always finding inspiration for new story ideas somewhere, so be sure to check back every so often! Currently, I am experimenting with short fiction over at my Fictionpress account (SugarRayne) as well as working on materials for Call of Cthulhu under my Dark Trapezohedron Productions imprint, so don't expect many stories here for now. Most of my fanfiction ideas are on the back burner for right now. I support the following ships: - ASOUE: Quiglet, Klausidora, Fernald/OC, Eslaf, the occasional Kliona, and Lemonitrice. In that order, my fave characters from each of those fanbases are as follows: - Violet Baudelaire, I always identified with her. With all due respect, A Laughing Fish PS: Please note that the dates here are only SPECULATED dates of publication and are subject to change at any time. How To Decipher my Expected Publishing Dates My expected DOPs are listed at the end of the stories' description in bold. Below is a quick overview of what they mean. Coming Soon: This means that the story is still being debated as to whether it is an interesting enough story to write and post. It also means that I have yet to plan it out, or I may have planned it, but I have not started to write it yet. A completed story will be erased from the list entirely because there is no longer any need for the information to be up. NOTE: All of my old crossover stories (or at least the ones that could be moved) are now located in the crossover section, and all future crossovers or Meta-style crossover fics will go there as well. That means that Bind, The Malevolent Mansion, and A Series of Paranormal Events: Bad Beginnings will no longer show up in the old categories. You shouldn't need to update any links, but if you do, I apologize for the inconvenience. From now on, any and all crossover stories will be under the crossover section, so look for them there, NOT in the normal section. I also renamed my short Cask of Amontillado 'sequel' to Broken Cask, so look for it under that. The short Batman Begins/Dark Knight fic called Entropy was also recently renamed to Apocalyptic Gotham: Three Experiments in Anarchy, so you'll now find it under that title even though the old link still works. Again, I apologize for any problems that this may have caused. Myst/Riven Alone or Together... Find a Way, Make a Home... I no longer write for this fandom. It has been far too long without any sort of inspiration, drive, or decent Mystfic ideas, so I am putting it to rest. I am sorry if this disappoints any of my fans, but now I can focus on more Batman stories and Jokerfic, as well as a few other things... PotO I am your Angel of Music... I don't write for this fandom anymore, but the occasional story might pop up in the future. However, my own Angel of Music seems to have gone AWOL on me; I simply can't find him anywhere. Hopefully he comes back soon... I've been meaning to return to the lair of the Phantom sometime... Batman, BB/TDK/TDKR, and DCAU Don't Get Even - Get Mad! Done a TON with Comic!Joker in the past, and hope to do more with him in the future. I don't really write for the Nolanverse anymore; it's just not in me these days, but I still love the Joker and still want to write for him. I haven't been writing as much as I could anyway because of life stuff, but I also just haven't had any inspo. I'm also still dabbling with just how far I can push the Joker's evilness, because we all know he's a twisted bastard anyway - and since I recently saw Joker and replayed through Batman: Arkham Asylum, the character's only been refreshed in my mind, so I doubt the Clown Prince is letting me go any time soon... Hazing (Working Title): It's not easy being an Arkham Asylum guard between the long hours, the breakout attempts, and the twisted villains that call its cracked stone walls and dingy cells home. It's even worse being a newcomer - for decades, the proud new employees of Arkham Guard Unit #35, tasked with guarding Arkham's Restricted Access Ward, have been subjected to a seemingly simple, innocuous dare - walk up to the cell door of patient #0801 (alias "The Joker") at the end of the hallway, get close enough past its yellow safety line to touch it, and stand there for a ten-count. Even more traditional is to hide in the cell when it's empty and scare the newcomer. It is this dare that new recruit Frank Olmetti must endure, but that cell isn't always empty... How far can one little prank go before it is no longer funny, and indeed is more terrifying than hilarious? Probably about a T rating, but might go lower. One-shot for now, but I suppose it could be a multi-chapter fic if I get the right flow going. (Suspense/Drama). Coming Soon. Only You (Working Title): Great, Bruce. Just great. Your communication system's been destroyed in combat, you're pretty sure you've broken something, and you're trapped in a room somewhere with your worst enemy. This night couldn't possibly get any worse, and the only reason you're not saying it out loud is because if you do, the Joker is going to ensure that it is worse. Exploring the Batman/Joker dynamic by trapping them in a oubliette for a night. Rating might be a K, but might also be a T depending on what happens and how dark the story gets. Likely going to be (Humor/General), and there may be shades of slash if you squint, but nothing blatant. Yes, the working title is a reference to the song Joker sings at the end of Batman: Arkham City, but may change. Coming Soon. Doll (Working Title): He had their life as a plaything, a set of pretty little dolls to do as he wished, a chess set in which they were pawns, a shaky Jenga tower with only a single brick holding it aloft. His favorite was always the pretty mama doll with the soft auburn waves who worked at the bank. Sometimes he even held her close and whispered words, threats, and fears to her, watching as she shook with nervous anticipation... What made Alicia afraid of clowns even before the Joker attacked her family. Takes place during The Neighborhood, exploring how the Joker toyed with Alicia while Robert wasn't looking. This might be altered and refreshed to be separate from that fic, though. Rated T for creepiness/thematic elements, and for some violence/death. (Suspense/Horror). Coming Soon. Jokercoke: A little green container of purple pills that have deranged smiley face patterns all over them. Ingedients: Giggles: 5, Bloodlust: 15, Anarchy: 10, Insanity: 50, Gut-busting hysterical laughter: 20, Fun of a Lifetime: 100. Side Effects May Include: Random bursts of laughter, Disoriented thought process, nonsensical speaking, and/or a sudden fascination with the color purple, the letter J, and shiny pointed objects. Contact your doctor immediately should you find yourself with a sudden desire to murder and destroy society, as this may be a rare but serious side effect. Do not use if you have thoughts of homicide. Other side effects may include laughing randomly, nonstop writing, sleeplessness and headaches. Serious and sometimes fatal laughter, severe albanism, changes in hair or eye color to green, or a rictus grin may occur within such cases you should consult your doctor. You should also consult your doctor if you begin to suffer from maschocistic or sadistic symptoms or an obsession with knives, bats, and/or the colors purple and green. You should tell your doctor about other drugs you may be using. Pregnant women should not take Jokercoke. You should not take Jokercoke with alcohol, (unless of course it's Jokerchol). (Thanks to ToffeeRose for this one. :3 ) Catwoman: Chemicals don't work that way. Joker: My hair is GREEN. If you love anti-heroes and villains, copy this into your profile. If you really don't care which film Joker is better, the Joker just kicks ass period, put this in your profile. It'd really put a smile on my face if you did. :D If you are a Myst fan who doesn't like End of Ages, please copy this into your profile! Always watches. No eyes. Are you a Marble Hornets or Slenderman fan? Copy and paste this in your profile. My Knight doesn't wear shining armor, doesn't ride on a horse, and doesn't slay dragons. My Knight is actually a Doctor, rides around in a blue phone box, and fights Daleks! If you are a proud Leroux phan and/or you prefer full-masked, skeletal deformity Erik to half-masked, sunburned Erik, copy this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Atrus' family has more issues than National Geographic, copy this into your profile. If you think Sirrus is one smexy villain, copy this into your profile. (Yes... Actually, I do...) If you are a Saavedro fan (not necessarily a Saavedro fangirl/fanboy), copy this into your profile. If you are a Brad Dourif fan and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you love rain, copy this into your profile. If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile. If you feel Mystolgic (Yes Mystolgic IS a word dammit!), copy and paste this into your profile. If you are unable to look at a piece of octopus sushi without the words "Cthulhu Fhtagn" popping into your head, paste this into your profile. If you hate it when people don't get your obscure references to weird things, put this in your profile. If you know a video game character that NEEDS to exist, copy this into your profile. If you have no problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile. If you're weird, copy this into your profile. If you play or played the oboe, bassoon, or english horn, copy this into your profile. "The worst thing about having a mental disorder is that people expect you to behave as if you don't have one." If you have suffered from, or currently are dealing with, a mental disorder (perhaps many), copy this into your profile.
If you have weird taste in anything, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus, The Joker) If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer. If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile. If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you could, copy and paste this onto your profile. There is a BIG difference between Trolling and Cyber-Bullying, but the line's fuzzy and the two are NOT the same thing. Trolling is when you frustrate people for the intent of LULZ. Cyber-Bullying is when you slander, defame, call names, force someone to leave a website, stalk, harass, or otherwise make a person feel unwelcome anywhere in an online community. Trolling can be fun, is usually funny, and in some circles, is even encouraged. But Cyber-Bullying is NEVER funny and should NEVER be encouraged, and you know when the line between the two is crossed by how it makes you feel. If you have ever been bullied online or forced to leave any site due to cyber-bullying, post this into your profile and make people aware of this problem. Together we can put an end to cyber bullying! If you like to quote things, copy this into your profile. If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile. If you're a female Joker fan who's NOT just another Heath Ledger fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Mwahahaha!! |
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Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews
What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 34,989 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,325 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Alphabetized Murder by krisetchers reviews
Everyone is dying alphebetically, but who is the cause? What kind of person would do this? Will it be stopped before it reaches Z?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 1/30/2006
Housekeeping by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - J. Gordon, Joker, OC - Complete
Vivisection by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Pastimes 1/4]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,091 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Tropical Torment by Shadow Dragoness reviews
I thought it was God's way of finally smiling down upon me. A new career as a writer, a cruise, an island getaway... I just realized far too late that the island getaway was a tropical torment and that the smile was marred by blood-red scars. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,119 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Joker
What's In My Mind by Missbrown92 reviews
This is based on the night that Barbara Gordon shot by the Joker... This is also part 1 other parts will follow please let me know what you think :
Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Barbara G., The Joker - Complete
Monster in the Woods by Cassia The Hermit reviews
There's a monster in the woods/ That's made of nothing but the Night
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Fear Itself by Vayluh Arwen reviews
'What's his name' 'Doctor Jonathan Crane.' A new hospital, a new doctor, and a new danger. Rebecca Wells has been thrown right into the deep end of the Narrows, and luck has chanced her with a very unique doctor. Arkham's dark secret is out. Batman c DC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 123,543 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
The Death of Dr Harleen Quinzel by Delta 9 reviews
Harleen Quinzel is put under fire for the Joker's escape, 13 days later she claims her own life in the middle of Gotham Square.Why? Difficult to say because all the different accounts can't piece together a broken life. post TDK, pre TDKR
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,337 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Untitled by 0anon reviews
I have a plan.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,812 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Joker
High Speed by HoistTheColours reviews
Wrong place, wrong time.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Joker - Complete
Slender Man and I, I and Slender Man by Sabaku no Omi reviews
It is there. It watches, like It always watches. So I run. It is always behind me, tho it doesn't run like I do. It is tall, slender, but only I see it. No one but me. He watches no one but me. Like he has always watched me.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - MarbleHornets - Complete
From a Whisper to a Scream by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Late at night, in the basement of Arkham Asylum, Dr. Crane begins his work.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
A Story to Tell at Parties by Darth Praxus reviews
My novelization of the party-crashing scene from "The Dark Knight". Tried to put a bit of Nicholson's Joker into TDK Joker's thoughts.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
Perfect Fit by heyepic reviews
The dress looked better on him, anyways.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Joker
Horrific Jokes and Twisted Clowns by WickedArtist reviews
Getting kidnapped at the bustop sure can spoil your day. Rated for gore, language, and other violent things. Some chapters are purely torture-separated frome everything else for our squeamish pals out there. No flaming, no pairings. Twisted Joker! Fini
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Joker - Complete
Bang! by el sombrerero reviews
He was there, his smile, his laughter, his annoyingly bright suit; the Joker was back. How real was he? Batman could never know, but he knew one thing, he wouldn't leave without him granting the clown his final wish. He wanted to go out with a bang
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
The Joker & The Thief by Oroburos69 reviews
The Joker and Catwoman run into each other in a museum. The Joker has a great time. Catwoman... not so much.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Selina K./Catwoman, The Joker - Complete
Joker's Victim by MorganaChicka reviews
Who knew that an average girl would fall for a gorgeous guy like him. Who knew that a gorgeous guy like him turned out to be Gotham's most wanted killer.Rated M for language and gore. Rape btw. JokerxOC !Very short!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Joker - Complete
Freaky Freeway by Littlestar.2011 reviews
The Underground Railroad for criminals: safe haven, neutral ground. All courtesy of Freaky and her fellow low-lifers. Eventual JokerOC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Joker
The by GodzillaGuy92 reviews
Definite article: Used before singular or plural nouns and noun phrases that denote particular, specified persons or things.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Tea for Two by Oroburos69 reviews
Batman balances on the fine line of sanity everyday. But there's a limit to every man's endurance.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Dope by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
Jonathan and the Scarecrow have an interesting habit when they're producing their Fear Toxin. What can the Joker do but laugh upon discovering it?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2010 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
The Fourth Wall in the Room by Oroburos69 reviews
The Joker sees more than he should.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Fools by 1BadJoke reviews
Our favorite clown, the Joker, muses on his plans for April Fools Day.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Joker - Complete
Gotham by Anime Monster reviews
Subject has no recorded name, alias listed as The Joker." Dr. Young "Is this another one of those boring psyche evaluation tests?" Joker. "No, it's not." Dr. Young, Batman: Arkham Asylum. One-Shot
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/21/2010 - The Joker - Complete
New Perspective by jarec reviews
The Joker is in a rut. Harley makes a suggestion. All of Gotham is left baffled.A bit of silliness from a frazzled author.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Glint and Slash by Joker88 reviews
The Joker likes knives,and he's come to collect the last of a set that has taken him ten years to build. They shine in the light with fire and steel. He's never letting them go. They mean more than his own blood and definitely more than another's life.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Joker - Complete
A Curious Encounter with a MarySue by idoeswhatiwantzzz reviews
The Joker and Harley encounter a very strange individual,who claims to be the Joker's twu luv
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Joker - Complete
Makeup and Purple Suits by yesimahuman reviews
The Joker evolved by putting on different costumes. He added brighter, flashier items to his existing ones, until he was forced to smile for all eternity.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Joker - Complete
Revelation by The Illegible reviews
There is something extraordinarily beautiful about the Joker. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Joker - Complete
Death By Fruitcake by im-batman reviews
Since nobody enjoys fruitcake and yet everyone exchanges it during the holidays the Arkham Asylum staff brought their unwanted fruitcakes into work to be fed to the inmates. And Joker hated it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Knock, Knock by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Jehovah's Witnesses are spreading the word of God all over Gotham. What happens when they knock on all the wrong doors? Warning: will probably offend serious theists, as it has in the past.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,317 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Goliath by theatre-gypsy reviews
Kittykittykitty, you are prettyprettypretty. Kittykittykitty, I love you. A sprint into insanity. OneShot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Joker - Complete
Night Shift by OceanTiger13 reviews
The Joker holds up a McDonalds.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Entropy by dreamland27
A peek into the psychopathic mind of the Joker after being taken into the custody of Arkham Asylum. Nolan-verse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Joker - Complete
Fun With Ouijas by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Joker shows up in Crane’s hideout on Halloween. Why? Because the clown’s picked up a Ouija board and he’s dying to try it out. Are any of Gotham's lost souls willing to speak?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2009 - The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Joker's Monologue by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
How the Joker got his scars...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Joker - Complete
Come Undone: A Study In Chaos by twilightcity reviews
Don't ask how I came across these files. They may be worth my life." Confidental files from Arkham were stolen, but have resurfaced since the Joker's escape. How did the Joker spend his time away? Well, all we can say is that he didn't behave.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Joker
Joker: 6 Rooms by Another Dead Red Lantern reviews
Joker ends up in a coma, and in order to wake up. He has to go though a journey thought out his mind to wake up. He'll go though 6 rooms and meet 6 different version of himself. Will he get out? Rated T due to language and violent content.
Crossover - Batman & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - The Joker - Complete
The Tide by S.M.Hoffman reviews
After forcing the car into a crash, Jack Napier must learn to cope with the aftermath of his actions. His life is soon consumed by anger, hate, guilt, and growing madness. In time, Jack will learn exactly what a scar can drive a person to become.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Joker - Complete
Epiphany by Absoluteroro reviews
The proverbial bullet that pierced his brain.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Anything by Saint Sentiment reviews
A woman endures unspeakable torment at the hands of the Joker in order to save the life of her two year old child. Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,280 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Devil's Child by The Illegible reviews
It happened gradually. Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Erik - Complete
Fish Are No Laughing Matter by alocin reviews
Harley thinks all her Christmases have come at once, but there's one teeny little problem... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Anlage by Cactus Wren reviews
Achenar and Sirrus find a hidden journal of their father's, and learn a secret they wish they hadn't. Implicit mature content.
Myst/Riven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Achenar, Sirrus
The Joker's Scars by Mikeala-and-Whitney reviews
Curved up at the sides, the fun has just begun
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Joker - Complete
Nothing Personal by Images of Broken Light reviews
A wisp of a faded scent came to him, teasing his senses with the memory of a long-forgotten fragrance. She was the one. She was perfect. She was Chosen. M for violence and language. Complete
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Joker - Complete
Devokan Tsahno by NebThauDragmire reviews
AU When a teenage girl finds an odd looking book in the New Mexican desert, she's transported to a strange new world. . . but the world is nothing next to the family that lives there. PreMyst, Myst, Riven. Rated T to be safe.
Myst/Riven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,336 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 10/6/2007
Jack the Ripper by Harlequin Sequins reviews
Monsters are not created. They are born. A Joker origin piece. Some Jack/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,987 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Joker
He Knows by Harlequin Sequins reviews
Too human, he knows. Without his gloves, he feels too much and it’s not something he likes. Not at all. A short Joker character study.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Joker - Complete
Reprieve by Pandanoia reviews
Christine has returned to Erik, but he is not ready to forgive her. That's all right though, she will wait. onesided E/C if you squint and think about it. Watch for slight morbid descriptions.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Christine, Erik - Complete
You Can Run, But You Can't Hide by meguhanu reviews
Regina is a just an ordinary Gotham teenager. One day, she accidentally discovered the Joker's hideout and saw him kill someone. Now he's hot on her tail and he won't stop until she is his. He starts a dangerous game of cat and mouse with her and Batman.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
The Owner's Guide to the Joker by Mela Sunstrong reviews
Have you ever wanted to have your very own Joker? This informative manual will teach you everything you need to know to keep your Joker in top diabolical condition.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Chaos Theory by Rogue137 reviews
PostDK. Sometimes taking things into your own hands is dangerous. Sometimes it allows you to save the world. But most of the time you'll find yourself pinned against the wall, thinking it was a really stupid idea. Most of the time, you lose who you were.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,524 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Joker
Jealousy by NotMyOriginalUsername reviews
Christine makes her choice, but someone's not happy. That jealousy leads to fatal consequences. Just a little morbid oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
I Am This City by MaDdsterr reviews
“But I still show my true colors, just to let the Batman know ,there is no such thing as a ‘Dark Knight’ ; a hero. So when my flames dance, he will always think of me… I am the Joker and I am this city.“
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Nothing Matters by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
What if the Joker was real, not just a movie character? Set during the fictionalized afterlife of Heath Ledger. A Heath Ledger birthday tribute. No slash. All that was changed about this story was the summary because the previous one sucked, and rating.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Joker - Complete
Leporiphobia by Lauralot reviews
Anything can be terrifying. Even a rabbit.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Murder as a Form of Art by Xrai reviews
Paint a smile here, a smile there. You see, murder is, in a way, just like art...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Joker - Complete
breathing by driftingkey reviews
There were once days when laughter felt real.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Trials by Talking Bird reviews
A series of one-shots entailing the "games" played between the Joker and his victims. Warning:Not for the faint of heart. No fluff here, just the Joker at his cruelest.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Joker
Erik and the French Horn by Dark Lady of the Sonnets reviews
The French horn is the one instrument Erik can't play. What will he do? Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Erik - Complete
Nightmares by MalkyTop reviews
Brave Little Toaster. That horrible night, five traveling appliances stopped to rest. Five dreaming appliances had unforgettable nightmares.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Burlap by GreyLiliy reviews
Jonathan hadn't meant to buy the burlap. It just sort of happened.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Clarity by White Russian reviews
Fear toxin, the Joker, and an addict - two different POVs, two different situations. I can't be the only one who wanted scenes like these in the movies!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Gotham's Finest by Lily Hansen reviews
Michelle Danvers, a Gotham attorney has dedicated her life to figuring out the Joker. When he crashes a party, things take an unexpected turn. R&R.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,373 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Joker - Complete
Greatest Fear by Georgethecat reviews
A one-shot set in the Arkham Asylum common room, featuring many of the major rogues. Scarecrow gets them to play one of his favourite games, all the while a few of them get in some of their own mind-games and one-ups.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Burning Bridges by Images of Broken Light reviews
Jack Napier wasn't 'normal', could never be 'normal'. But somewhere along the way he learnt an important lesson. Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger... Smarter... Stranger... A short Joker origin fic
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Joker - Complete
Scripture by santeria reviews
BB. A tormented outcast brings a city to its knees. Scarecrow POV, with a little bit of input by Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - J. Crane - Complete
The Misadventures of Batsy and Mr J by Daughter of the Black reviews
The Joker has escaped from Arkham, and Batman is on the case. Pure comedy, a christmas gift to all.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Blood by Shinjite Florana reviews
The kind of human wreckage that we love!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Joker's Sonnet by bloodonthepages reviews
Title self-explanitory. The inner thoughts of Gotham's most twisted villian, the Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Joker - Complete
Madness is the Route of All Fun Really by kitty-re reviews
Madness is like gravity - all it takes is a little push. The Joker toys with the idea of releasing the caged madness in Batman; he'd die for that kind of chaotic fun. Dark in a playful kind of way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Scarecrow by Mikeala-and-Whitney reviews
They scream and they cry, Just as you are doing very much right now" -just a poem for our great Dr.Crane/Scarecrow fans :D enjoy, one-shot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/23/2008 - J. Crane - Complete
An Apple A Day by Joker88 reviews
A Joker fic. R&R Doctor's bad day. The Joker's beginning, just a version of course. A tie in fickie to two other of my stories. Just trying to get back into the Joker's mind. Some bad language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Joker - Complete
End of Explorer's Song by Gorobay reviews
What does one feel after reading Mystress's poem - which is quite good, by the way? Something like "What about End of Ages?" Since she doesn't like it, I'll write it for her. EDIT: Now available in French!
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Circus Act by Joker88 reviews
My version of how the Joker got his scars. I promise you it's not another abusive family story. My thirteenth fic... PLEASE REVIEW!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008
Facade by PhantomPenguin reviews
Oneshot. Erik looks into a mirror.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Erik - Complete
Traditional Frights Can't Compare by T-c3 reviews
Gotham's first Halloween with the Joker won't be soon forgotten.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Fearing the Unknown by TheSodaVampire reviews
The Joker thrives on fear. And people fear what they don't know. So a detective decides to get to know the man behind the make up. But what Jesse Whitley soon comes to realize is that no one can get to know the Joker without being changed. TDK-Verse
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008
Smile for Me by InspirationandStrife
He will make you smile.He never fails to put a smile on that face.With his most cherished razor,a two inch blade that has a lengthy gap in the middle,he has sliced his victims into a grinning grave.DESCRIPTIVE ESSAY.NO SLASH,sickos.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Their Boy by The Smiling Shadow reviews
He came to their home claiming to be their son, his face horribly scared. He became a son and older brother. Then he dyed his hair green, and stole the mother's lipstick. He told them he was becoming a new man for a new life. Then he took out his knife.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Beginning Trainer's Guide to Pokémon by Kuraselache reviews
Your handy trainer's guide on how to look after your Pokémon. This guide contains knowledge on the care, temperament and needs of the Pokémon you're looking after, and what to expect when training them. Permanently on hold.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,487 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
The Final Joke by Ultiman92 reviews
Last winter, a man died. Lost and confused in the afterlife, his one companion is a laughing joker. A tribute to Heath Ledger.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Joker - Complete
Deadly Bliss by jarec reviews
All across Gotham City, junkies are turning up dead. The cause? A deadly new poison, laced into the city's narcotics. When the city is full of suspects, can Batman find the culprit before every addict in town is dead?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Clown Prince of Crime by GodzillaGuy92 reviews
Oh, how the Joker adores his title. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Joker - Complete
Russian Roulette by dead2self reviews
The Joker teaches some new prison buddies a card game. Gen
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Chasing Shadows by Joker88 reviews
The Joker needs some entertainment. Batsy hasn't shown up tonight. Oh dear what can he do? Jayden Cresley picked the wrong person to pickpocket. Read and Review!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
My Mother Never Cried by NebThauDragmire reviews
The Stranger's daughter reflects on growing up and the evens of Exile and Revelation.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Ask me Batman by Darkaus reviews
He's asked so many people, "Do you want to know how I got these scars?" Now he wants Batman to ask him. ...Well, it's just more fun that way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Vignette 2: My Muse Has a Twisted Sense of Humor by Jokerlady reviews
Joker has escaped Arkham and is trying to device a plan to celebrate his birthday with the city and he gets his inspiration from the most unusual places... Joker's Birthday Party 2 of 3
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Being The Hero by Bastet1023 reviews
One-Shot. Takes place after TDK. Spoilers. The Joker takes a walk and finds himself in a curious position.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
The Pencil is Mightier Than the Sword by auri mynonys reviews
In something of a tight spot, the young Joker invents one of his nastier little tricks... One shot, Dark Knight - inspired.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Joker - Complete
Walking Wounds by Joker88 reviews
I know there are some stories on a young Joker, but please, Sympathy? Really now, he's sick! You should be scared of a young Joker. Flames just help me find sick ways for the Joker to torture you. It's a dark night on the Gotham streets. R&R Please...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Cooking With Atrus by E. L. Lockhart reviews
Atrus shouldn't be allowed to cook.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Chemical Lingo by Heavenmetal reviews
*EDITED* PM me if you like the original version better. "I said my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go." Crane, pre-Dark Knight
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - J. Crane - Complete
A Stranger's Compassion by Gaz42 reviews
Takes place at the end of Myst 3: Exile. Focuses on Saavedro's thoughts.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Vignette 1: A Spark of Genius by Jokerlady reviews
Joker has just gone through a electroshock therapy and what results is a dissertation on the Joker's world in his own twisted way, narrated in his own words. Expect some drama, but mainly some insane fun with the Clown Prince.Joker's Birthday Party 1 of 3
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Id of a Joke by auraborealiis reviews
Which does the Joker laugh at more: the illusions of the world or the illusions within himself?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Joker - Complete
Shade of l337 by Subieko reviews
A retelling of the prologue, rescue at Gilead, and final battles scenes from Eragon...except this time, Durza has learned l337speak, and will use it to pwn the elves!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
No, Thank You by Gorobay reviews
Atrus is about to ask the Stranger for help again, and the Stranger cannot take it anymore. This is based on a scene from "Cyrano de Bergerac" by Edmond Rostand.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Introspection by jarec reviews
The Joker muses on existence and his place in the world
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Halloween Celebrations by jarec reviews
It's Halloween Night, and all of Gotham's criminals are out at play. Finished
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,013 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
This Is How It Should Have Been by NebThauDragmire reviews
My thoughts on some Myst characters . . . in a poem.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
A Bird with No Name by Gorobay reviews
Based on "A Horse with No Name", this song tries to capture some of the randomness and oddity of the original. It is set in Edanna.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Canon by Gorobay reviews
A song about the canon. Use any tune you want; the official tune would change anyway.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
99 Puffer Spores by Gorobay reviews
Saavedro records a song on the imager for Atrus to find while solving the puzzles. A parody of 99 Luftballons.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Alani by Gorobay reviews
Based on Belle from the Notre-Dame de Paris musical.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Narayaran by Gorobay reviews
Is it poetry? It is.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Vi Hen Hith by NebThauDragmire reviews
PostRev One last memory
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/12/2008
DCU: Fan Mail by princessebee reviews
In a drab, dreary, deadly place like Arkham Asylum, a fella has to make his own fun. Luckily for The Joker, fun tends to come to him. Warnings for some very strong themes, some language and some offensive epithets used.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
DCU: Sheharazade by princessebee reviews
Amber, a young street smart heroin addict, finds herself in the clutches of The Joker one evening. Can she make it through the night? Warnings for violence, language and generally strong content. No romance, no sex and no Mary Sues.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Through the Hollow by Empty Brooke reviews
Jack Skellington, a happy man living in jelious times. Cut down by the hatred around himwas only the begining. The town of Hallows Eve is under attack and only one can save it. The spiral hill will speak and the answer shall change for the better or worse
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,707 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006
Day 32,850 by NebThauDragmire reviews
AU, SirrusCentric 32,850 days is a long, long time.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
The Llama Song Has You by Anakin McFly reviews
The Matrix versions of The Llama Song: The Agent Song, The Neo Song, The Morpheus Song, The Cypher Song, The Mero Song, The Oracle Song, The Trinity Song, The Mouse Song, The Squiddy Song, The Cookie Song, The Redpill Song and now The Sati Song
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Smith, A., Neo
Normalcy by aria0205 reviews
Rita PoV. What to do when unspeakable truths surface?
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2007
MREDURE Songbook by Korora reviews
Some MREDURE themed parodies. Rating for mild language. New: Can I Solve the Grid Tonight
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006
Cable Express by The Modern Film Critic reviews
ONE SHOT! Dexter tracks a killer down and does what he does best!
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Dexter's Deeds by Deus X Machina reviews
Dexter A collection of one shots on some of Dexter Morgan's moonlit playdates.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2007
A Day in the Life of Durza by FlyingFish15 reviews
In which we reveal EXACTLY what goes on in Durza's day to day life over the course of the movie. Which is surprisingly amusing...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Durza
Because by NebThauDragmire reviews
Through all the years, love could not let him forget, however much pain it caused.
Myst/Riven - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Just a Bad Dream by Y. Fish reviews
Yeesha describes a terrible dream to her parents. Major Myst IV spoilers, minor reference to drug use.
Myst/Riven - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Can You Turn My Black Roses Red? by Gravity Eyes reviews
[DurzaxArya] ... [AU] ... [OOC] ... Songfic. Chapter two: The Rose.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007
Whacked by dreemun reviews
An alternate ending to a possible ending to “Myst III Exile”... COMPLETE
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Shopping with Grima and Saruman by Topgallant reviews
What happens when one greedy snitch and a psychotic wizard go shopping?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Saruman, Grima W. - Complete
Playthings by The Magic Pocket Turtle reviews
After the Christmas Incident, Halloween Town have recollected their dangerous creations. However, some are still missing. When Jack and Sally go to find them, they discover that the toys were sold to a man who creates Horror movies. And he wants Jack too.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,307 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
The View from Narayan by Three-Eyed Squirrels reviews
Wrote this the night I finished Exile, and my friend liked it and said I should put it somewhere. Take me in my dreams recurring, one more longing backwards glance.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Psychodroning by John Locke reviews
Challenge: Pick a novel and the first sentence from every page that is a multiple of 10, write a drabble based on the quote. All apply to Joker, some strong themes.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2007 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
In the land of shadows by swim freak 9000 reviews
This is kind of like Eragon's poem from Eldest, only it's more about Durza than Eragon. I suck at summaries, just read and review.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Is your band ready? by a-star-to-steer-her-by reviews
A graduate's look back on those precious few moments right before the start of show. ONESHOT, my first posted story, so please review!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Ghost by MagicalGirl23 reviews
A human girl with connections to Christmas stumbles into the Holiday Worlds, gradually becoming a part of Halloweentown. And over the years changes many lives in the process.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006
The Nightmare Before Kindergarten by Jabberwockychamber17 reviews
The Familiar Cast in Kindergarten!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Stuck in the Elevator by FalconHorror reviews
What if Crane & Rachel had gotten stuck in the elevator on their way to the basement at Arkham? Not what you think NO sloppy romance. Strange humour.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/27/2006 - J. Crane, Rachel D. - Complete
Myst: The Beginning by KatelynnLynn reviews
Inner thoughts before the first game
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
It's due back in seven days by Panda Luff reviews
The Baudelaire orphans watch a rented copy of The Ring, or at least that movie that you die within 7 days of watching...you know the one...with the...ah whatever! Just read and review...please.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Count O.
No Going Home by Tyraa Rane reviews
“D'ni was dying. And this Linking Book, of all the many hundreds on the shelf, had come to him...” Esher had no idea how much he would come to love and hate that Age and all it brought him. Mildy AU. Myst V spoilers.
Myst/Riven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
Bills and Baddies by Purple-Muse reviews
The Joker visits the post office to pays his bills. Wait...the Joker pays bills? Short oneshot story.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2006 - The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Part of the Game by battlenotwithmonsters reviews
dark oneshot, with hysteria involved. read and love.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Hell in a Nutshell by The OddBird reviews
Olaf has been sent to Hell after dying from an attempt at seizing the Baudelaire fortune. But how come he's the only one that's normal, will he get another chance at living? Is there really a good side to Olaf behind all the loathing? Humour, of course.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005
Harder to play by LadyMeko reviews
Parody of HARDER TO BREATH, by Maroon5. COme on read it!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
In the Dark of the Night by Mimi0204 reviews
Nightmares plague Jack's dreams. So what does this have to do with Lock, Shock and Barrel?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 9/10/2003
A Ride in the Hollow by Devon Aster reviews
A ghoulish twist on an old legend. Before he was a king, maybe he was something else? [Oneshot]
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
O Shock by enkeli-kitsu reviews
A funny random poem about Macavity. It's very hard to catch popcorn in your mouth...how will Macavity ever learn to do it?
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
The Parody That Doesn't Use Alliteration by Trekkie S. Monster reviews
COMPLETE. A Parody. In case you haven't noticed. Of Book 12. Complete with sarcasm and whiny Brattylaires! Plus making fun of Lemony and the way he writes! Dumb dumb dumb! Enjoy the dumbness!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
The Interview by DarkestWonderland reviews
A comical story about an interview with Jack Skellington...Jack gets questioned about his career, rumors, and his love life. Semiparody to a Kevin Federline interview
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Jack S. - Complete
Life of the Least by Teroglahn reviews
My name is Kantath. I am a Bahro, a creature of darkness, and this is my story. Spoiler alert for all books and games. HIATUS
Myst/Riven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006
UNFORTUNATE IDOL: Behind the Scenes by xdellaforex reviews
CHAPTER 3 IS UP!Carmelita can't hold a note, Violet won't stop twiching and Da Freaks don't know a song from toilet paper. But can they, accompanied by the moronic show host, her brother and other ASOUE characters, work together to put on the best UNFORT
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005
Alonzo by KnuxZimRyoko15 reviews
There are many strange tales about the cats of the junkyard, but none so strange as my own... ONESHOT
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
The Baudelaires in Halloweentown by Harley Quinn of Horror reviews
While searching for Hotel Denoument, the Baudelaires stumble across a secret passage that leads to Halloweentown and a struggle to save it from the evil witch Myra. A crossover of Series of Unfortunate Events and The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete
The Stranger's Tale, Part One: Myst by The Texas Wyrm reviews
My name is not important. What is important is that I had stumbled upon a most intriguing book, a book titled MYST. It is there my adventures began... Dramatization of my first MYST experience.
Myst/Riven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 8/4/2005
The Sorrow Seal by tearbear reviews
You may think that Olafs boat led them to a prision, it does, but they find somethng that their parents wrote to them,and this letter becomes as precious as their lives, because it contains the fact that they're alive...RR!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005
Who I Think You Are by Phoebonica reviews
Kit returns to the remains of the Hotel Denouement, and finds she's not alone there...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Kit S. - Complete
The Wicked Witch is Dead by nicoli-boli reviews
Isadora's sleeve is burning! Violet picks up a pail of water, but some of the water hits Olaf in the face! Then Olaf...melts?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Count O., Isadora Q. - Complete
She Saw Me by NebThauDragmire reviews
A poem about when Christine took of Erik's mask in the book. Rated just to me safe, and for slight morbidity.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Unfortunate Events Master by Susaga reviews
i'm writing it! keep your pants on! Read and review.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - VFD
For Want Of A Cup Of Earl Grey Tea by enkeli-kitsu reviews
A one shot about Skimbleshanks, and what happens when he doesn't get his cup of Earl Grey Tea.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Fiona's Chainsaw Massacre by Timmy the dog reviews
Fiona goes crazy with a chainsaw! Can the Baudelaires stop her? VQ, KI, SOC, FD Lots of gruesome deaths. Not for Fiona fans or the squemish. No Flames please. Completed!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
Kung Fu Masters aka Unreasonable, evil fights by Moon in Pisces reviews
Madam Lulu vs. Esme to the DEATH! aaawwwwwwww man.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Esme S., Olivia - Complete
Puppet Mistress by Allaine reviews
The Joker apologizes to Harley the only way he knows how by amusing himself and torturing others. There are some people you just don't push, though.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2005
MrPoe,Some Sorta Genius by Icarus Major reviews
Mr.Poe had always had that cough,and enouh is enough.Spoofy.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005
Slumber Disturbed by Mad Bat reviews
The story of how different children and their lives were effect by the gift they recieved that Christmas Eve from Jack...
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Complete
Venom goes to the Dentist by Adude reviews
Amusement follows. Finished! Thanks for all your glowing reviews, you guys! You ROCK!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
An Unfortunate Time In the Hollywood Tower Hotel by Harley Quinn of Horror reviews
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are on the run as accused murderers and take refuge in the Hollywood Tower Hotel. And the time they spend there is time they will never forget. A crossover between Series of Unfortunate Events and Tower of Terror.
Crossover - Tower of Terror & Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,201 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Violet B. - Complete
The Baudelaires meet Calvin and Hobbes by Swing123 reviews
Calvin and Hobbes, Unfortunate Events crossover. Complete!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Complete
The Sunny Song by hippy.intellect reviews
An ASOUE version of the Llama Song.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2005
Spooky Doom by Estrella reviews
The Nightmare Before Christmas & Invader ZIM crossing. Two scientists display very similar machines meant to travel to different dimensions. Of course, in these two worlds, things go quite wrong. Complete.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,698 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
Fiasco feast by Duncan's Girl reviews
really Stupid story. one shot just for fun. Funny Please read
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Kladora! by Screaming Complexities reviews
Yeah, this is the ultimate Klaus should get together with Isadora fic, so yeah. Caution: Eating cotton candy whilst reading this fic shall suffocate you with fluff.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Isadora Q., Klaus B. - Complete
Down From the Mountains by Hlessirah reviews
Second fic from the author of The Story of the Snicket Siblings.What happens when the two powderfaced women set off together to leave their life of villiany behind? How will they face the challenges that await them?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 6/28/2005
Imaginary by Agent Silver reviews
Oneshot. What's it like for an innocent girl to wander in a broken down pier, to find a new friend? RR!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus - Complete
Nightmare Before Christmas AGAIN by Charon the Sabercat reviews
It's a sequel, a poem, and a story in one! Please read and review it, I hope you have fun!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
The Story of the Snicket Siblings by Hlessirah reviews
The final chapter of this miserable fanfic has now been posted, but I’m sure you would rather read a much happier conclusion, than hear about Lemony's lonely night in a terrible tower.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,889 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
Olaf's Tower by Elphie Marky reviews
ONE SHOT! Olaf warned the orphans to stay out of his tower - and for good reason. Klaus finds out the hard way what Olaf really does.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Complete
The Somewhat Official VFD Training Video by Fancy name not available reviews
The always mysterious and confusing VFD has come up with an equally mysterious and confusing training video.Stupid thing written in spare time.Oneshot? Rated for very slight language...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2005
The Quelling Quandary by MLynnBloom reviews
(full summary inside) Chapter the 6th inside! It's Thursday, and as Quigley learns the horrible plan Olaf has in stock, the Baudelaires are heading right for it...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,460 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004
Poker Night by Estrella reviews
What do the leaders of the Holiday Worlds of Old do in their spare time? Play poker, hopefully.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
The Snow Scouts Have An Adventure! by Super Shayde reviews
A sort-of sequel to Carmelita! The Snow Scouts have musicals, perform in TV shows about smelly rooms, discover cheesy noodle poodles AND ALL THAT JAZZ! [In Progress]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005
Series of Incredible Events 2 by RockSunner reviews
Sequel to A Series of Incredible Events, which combines ASOUE with The Incredibles. More adventures with the Incredibles children on their own, pursued by the relentless Count Syndrome.
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,264 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Complete
The Elevator Game by Raina Wolfe - Lateraina reviews
[Complete] On a class field trip, a storm cuts off the power for an elevator, and Danny, Sam, and Tucker are trapped inside. And what's worse is that Dash, Paulina, and Valerie are also there.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,877 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete
Don't Try to Fix Me by Violet Granger 4 reviews
Everyone is dead. Except Violet. She will murder Count Olaf it is the last thing she ever does. Violet's POV, sort of Violafish in later chapters, R&R, or else.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005
people go crazy by Laugh if you wish reviews
The Buadelaires are slowly going insane. [My sad attempt at a humor fic] R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2005
Heartbeat by Miveen reviews
Written for The Narayani Collective. Follows the tale of Saavedro at times prior, during and after the events in Myst III: Exile. Notice I do not own any of the characters or storylines. They belong only to Cyanworld etc. Update! Canon problems fixed.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
A Series of Incredible Events by RockSunner reviews
An alternate universe story that combines A Series of Unfortunate Events with The Incredibles.
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Who's Line Is It Anyway? by Tuckers-Ghostly-Girl-xD reviews
I was bored...This is the result...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005
Book the Twelth: A Comedy by Laura V. Bleediotie reviews
My first attempt at a humor fic. This is my version of Book 12, in a way you probably haven't seen before...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Muhammed Saeed al Sahaf in Middle Earth by technetium reviews
Why has no one seen the Iraqi Information Minister lately? How is Monty Python involved? The answers may be stranger than you think. Chapter 9 - Rules and Regulations
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,799 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Saruman, Grima W.
The Man Behind the Hedges by visualpurple reviews
You may think that you are in for a pleasant surprise when you read this story, but you'd be terribly wrong. This fanfic includes many rotten things, including a silver mirror, a broken chair, and a desperate author seeking the help of the general public.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Lemony S., Count O. - Complete
Mine! by Super Shayde reviews
Frodo encounters strawberry yogurt. Needless to say, chaos ensues. Warning: Involves the mysterious Nearby Picnicker, Gollum, and lots of screaming. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
How would the Snicket characters eat a Reese's? by PearlGirl reviews
read this Very Funny Dialogue! I read the Grim Grotto so chapter 13 is all about Grim Grotto characters. R and R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,454 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 3/23/2004
Carmelita, A Fanfiction Starring Carmelita Spats! by Super Shayde reviews
Not really, she just made us say that. [COMPLETED - 14 chapters]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
An Unfortunate Recruitment Advertisement by Esther-Channah reviews
The Baudelaires encounter the Joker at a Second Cup Restaurant in Halifax. Crossover with Batman. Originally posted on the Batman board.
Crossover - Batman & Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2004 - The Joker - Complete
Lament of the Hunter by Teroglahn reviews
Achenar's thoughts at the end of Revelations. Major Spoiler for M4R
Myst/Riven - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Complete
The Guy From Kentucky by Estrella reviews
To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mr. Unlucky. So said Jack in his beloved song. But have you ever wondered just who this guy is? What did he do to have the Pumpkin King single him out? Well, here's my take on it.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,451 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Now That's Scary by Cytisinth reviews
After seeing things get out of hand in his fandom's fiction, Jack attempts to set the record straight with the authors. Chapter 9: Jack and Sally have a wedding that's out of the ordinary, even for Halloweenland. (Now with edits.)
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,164 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004
A series of Unfortunate events online by Ed the giant Racoon reviews
The Characters in ASOUE all have computrs! See how they would cope talking to each other by e-mail!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2004
Unlikely allies by Ed the giant Racoon reviews
Violet has a chat with an unlikely friend. This is the reloaded version of my story! For some reason, it wouldn't show chapter two on the last one. Now complete!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
The pointless One by 0XOX Walking Flame reviews
My first story here, Pretty much a pointless, stupid, funny, humerless story. Pretty weird. I just got the rhyming desease, so spare me.
It's all pointless.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2004
Music Series by EmmyRaye16 reviews
Just popular songs, changed so the ASOUE can relate to 'em. please R and R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004
Chor Bahkh by Teroglahn reviews
Catherine is having trouble convincing Atrus to eat his lunch, the traditional D'ni delicacy of chor bahkh, so she, with the help of a few guests, uses a Dr. Seuss style rhyme to help him, whether he likes it or not.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Complete
My Grandma's Poem by tashaluffscolors reviews
My late grandma wrote a poem and I decided to post it. I hope you enjoy it
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Complete
Technology by Snow Ghryphon reviews
This is just a random thought I had. If you like a lot of laughs. Go ahead and read it.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/21/2004
Smashing Coconuts by Lisa Jane reviews
Two characters are stuck in a tiny, enclosed space together and must amuse themselves
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
The Reptile Room: A Ballad by Smilies rule reviews
A longawaited, FINISHED version of my original ballad, which I wrote for my English class. Based on Lemony Snicket's 'The Reptile Room'.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2004
ERIK: An Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual by MetaChi reviews
(PG-13 for safety) For anyone who wants their own Erik. :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/2/2004
A Nightmare After Christmas by MoodyLithium reviews
Jack, Sally, and some other characters get sucked into the strange world in which I live. Much fighting over Jack, and abuse to Oogie Boogie.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
Nightmare Before Christmas Alphabet by MyNameIsMarley reviews
The ABCs of TNBC
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2003
Freedom to Run, Freedom to Live by Aitrus5 reviews
Catherine escapes from her prison, but can she help her people escape as well?
Myst/Riven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2002
The Cavern Below Us by Dehmiurg reviews
A Poetic work based on the great D'ni cavern :)
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2000
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Scarred
In dedication to Milo Asher and TribeTwelve fans everywhere... Too bad there isn't a category JUST for TribeTwelve. :c
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Complete
Decrypt reviews
In dedication to Marble Hornets and ToTheArk fans everywhere...
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Complete
Pteridophyta reviews
Poison Ivy muses. Just a short little descriptive piece. :)
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Poison Ivy - Complete
The Man In The Telephone Box reviews
A poem specifically written with Eleven in mind, but could well apply to any Doctor variant.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Eleventh Manifesto reviews
Because I'm thoroughly sick of the Ten vs. Eleven debate, and besides, haven't we seen this all before anyway? A poem, because I love this fandom.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Awaken reviews
It takes a special person to rise from the ashes. It takes an even more demented one to recognize it as the worst possible punch line in the history of the world. A short Joker vignette, with Origin Story flavoring added. Contains traces of Nolanverse Joker. One-shot, ficlet, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/19/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Two Foes reviews
Like looking in a mirror. One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
They Tell Joker Stories reviews
"When villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories." - The Trickster, on the subject of the Joker. One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Song of Scarecrow reviews
I'm disheartened that there's not a lot of Scarecrow poetry. The Master of Fear deserves his due. One-shot, poem villanelle , no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/23/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Recurrance reviews
The endless loop in which they're caught. One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Raise Your Colors reviews
A tribute to three villains. Left as "Any" characters because I couldn't fit all three of 'em in. One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Complete
Of Mad Love And Mayhem reviews
The Joker speaks about Harley. One-shot, poem, Joker/Harley.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Love Letter reviews
Committed to you, my dear. One-shot, Poem, one-sided and heavily implied Joker/Batman.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Knowing reviews
Glare long enough at your reflection, Bruce, and the reflection might just talk back. One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Ingenue
A once-mobster meets his new boss. Takes place during the events of The Dark Knight, specifically right after the scene where a supposedly dead Joker is brought before Gambol in a body bag... One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Joker - Complete
Gwynplaine reviews
Some smiles aren't friendly ones. Some smiles merely show teeth. And the Laughing Man of Gotham possesses such a grin... One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker
Gotham By Night reviews
In Gotham City, nighttime is when things just start to get really interesting. Short poem, one-shot haiku series , no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012
Fool's Errand reviews
Oh, but you never see reason, do you? Not once do you ever listen to what I have to say... One-shot, poem. Very light shades of slash if you squint, I suppose, but no pairings otherwise.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Foe's Great Confrontation reviews
The Joker speaks to his partner. One-shot, poem sonnet-like . No pairings, despite the characters involved and what you might have thought at first.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Eulogy For A Fool reviews
Sometime before the release of Batman: Arkham City, iconic Joker voice actor Mark Hamill stated that the Joker's appearance in said game would be the last time he lent his voice to the villain. And the developers apparently stuck to it in-game. For that, this poem. One-shot, no pairings, and a bit Meta. Just a little tribute to the Joker I grew up with.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Compelling reviews
"Compelling company, but frighteningly sick in the head." - Lex Luthor, on the subject of the Joker. One-shot, poem. No pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
The Clown In The Moonlight reviews
"There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Cheney Sr. Poem experimental , one-shot. No pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Bad Joke
The Ringmaster is out tonight. His purpose is nefarious. One-shot, poem. No pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
As The Fool Said To The Sheriff
One more Bad Day. A tribute poem to Batman: The Killing Joke. One-shot, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, James G. - Complete
April The First reviews
His favorite time of year. Quick poem, One-shot. No pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
A Joke! A Joke! reviews
The fool blindly trusts reality. The trickster laughs at it. Poem, one-shot. No pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
The Neighborhood reviews
The Clearwater family has just moved to Gotham, & their life so far is idyllic, except for their odd next door neighbor who likes to wear purple suits. Little do they know the sick game they will play the pawns in... Rated for language & some violence.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Dreaming reviews
Harley Quinn on her and the Joker. NOT a romantic fic, even though it kind of starts out like one. And yes, this fic was based on an actual dream I had once. OneShot, Joker/Harley obviously.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
ASOUE Is reviews
This is a reupload of my old ASOUE Is fic. The original one was deleted due to a breach in privacy I didn't notice. It has not otherwise been edited. If you had the old one on your favorites, please update it to this one. :
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Apocalyptic Gotham: Three Experiments in Anarchy reviews
Gotham, interrupted: The Joker won, and Batman's nowhere in sight. These are three short stories that tell the tale of the downfall of a broken city. Put on your goggles class, it's going to be volatile. Allegory, One-shot, A/U. No pairings.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
A Congregation reviews
Concerning the strange events in the Cavern as witnessed by one Explorer that occurred in January, 2011...
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
The Terminal reviews
You meet the strangest people on the city bus... One-Shot, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2011 - The Joker - Complete
Irony reviews
Right place. Right time. Wrong person. What is it like to die laughing? An experiment with multiple things and an answering of certain questions. One-shot, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - The Joker - Complete
Ten Cuts reviews
There are things far worse than death, & the Joker knows every single one of them. There are hells worse than Hell & monsters worse than those beneath the bed. Brandon Cassidy is about to experience all three. Oneshot, Twisted!Joker. M for torture & gore.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Joker - Complete
Discord reviews
The Narrows, Gotham City. Add one Agent of Chaos and one beautiful woman with a cruel streak, throw in the right time and place, and mix well. The result... might not quite be what you'd expect. Joker/OC, with a twist. Rated T for strong language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Joker - Complete
The Telephone Game reviews
She only wanted the man of her dreams. Instead, she got the monster of her nightmares. Rated M for strong sexual language, violence, and rape. NOT a girl-is-raped-and-falls-for-Joker story by ANY stretch of the imagination. NOT for kids.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Joker - Complete
Resuscitate reviews
Irene White, a trained nurse and Gotham's newest unfortunate resident, saves the life of a car crash victim. Oh, but of course there's a catch - he's the most dangerous criminal in Gotham, the Joker. How's that for a sick joke? Brief Harley Quinn cameo.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - The Joker - Complete
Anarchy Purple, chaos Green reviews
The Joker as a synesthete. A slightly A/U take on Ledger Joker as a character and an exercise into synesthesia as a literary device. Shades of Batman/Joker slash if you really squint, but other than that no pairings, especially since I don't write slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Why? So Serious! reviews
The Joker discusses his opinions on taking Life, the lack of Liberty, and the Pursuit of Madness. Rated for language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Joker - Complete
Box Five reviews
A young woman visits the opera and gets quite a scare, courtesy of the Opera Ghost... Short Story, Oc, First Person, no pairings.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Erik - Complete
Ringmaster reviews
It's the clothing that makes the man. Or, in this case, the clown prince of crime. One-Shot, with shades of Drabble.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Joker - Complete
Requiem of the Music Angel reviews
Obsession is not a pretty thing. Neither is Erik's adoration for christine.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Requiem for a Living Ghost reviews
What does one do when the most shameful part of themselves is revealed to the one they cherish most? Poetry. Free-Form.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Locusani: Revilani reviews
The exile is over. But while the torment may be over, the story is not. There are things left unsaid, things left undone, vines left unwoven... Semi A/U. Spinoff of Locusani: Saavedro's Tale. Rated T.
Myst/Riven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
The Joke's On You reviews
One night in Gotham, a group of impostors set out to help their city's Dark Knight - and failed. One met a grisly fate at the hands of a laughing nightmare. These are his final words. Rated T for obvious dark subject matter and violence. One-Shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Joker - Complete
Aria reviews
The power of music - it can show the darkness of the world... or the inner light of a first love. Set slightly before the events of PotO. One-shot, fluff. E/c.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Saavedro's Hammer reviews
A weird little couplet. Enjoy, everyone. Revilani should be ready for publishing very, very soon; I'm merely having a few Beta issues.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Prying Pandora reviews
NOT what it sounds like. Please keep your perverted minds out of my E/c. A humorous little PotO limerick revolving around arguably the most dramatic scene in PotO.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Lamentable Plot of the TrapDoor Lover reviews
A brief little Erik poem concerning his decisions about christine revealing his face... Something to tide you all over whilst I plan 'Aria'.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Erik - Complete
Joker's creed reviews
A Joker couplet that my brain ejected. Apparently, that's how my brain works best - here, Sugary. Take these random lines and make something out of them. XD
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Joker - Complete
A Legendary, Laughing Nightmare reviews
A Joker limerick. You expected anything less from me? XD
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Eyes of a Bat, a Jester, and a TwoSided coin reviews
A set of three little poems for the little trifecta of main characters in The Dark Knight. Stop me if you've heard this one - a bat, a clown, and an attorney walk into a room...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Stalking Abroad reviews
A short little limerick involving The Masque of the Red Death. Title comes from a line in the book The Phantom of the Opera, where the titular Phantom dresses as Red Death and mentions that he is "Red Death Stalking Abroad". Hooray for cross-references!
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Carnivale reviews
Why should I have all the fun?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Joker - Complete
Wildcard reviews
Why does he do it, you ask? A fool answers.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Joker - Complete
Smile reviews
His past is not what he says it is. His past is, in fact, far more strange and terrifying... A possible origin for the Joker. NOT another Abusive Family or Mobbed Wife story, I promise. I wrote this to counteract that. Obviously going to get pretty brutal
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Dilemma reviews
The Stranger confronts Saavedro. Limerick. Yes, another one. You have a problem with that? XD
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Skin Deep reviews
Joker's encounter with Rachel. NOT another Joker/Rachel romance, though I do support that pairing. Rachel would have made a kick-ass Harley Quinn, in my opinion.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Scars reviews
The Joker speaks to the head of the Mob. Rated for obvious implied gore.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
I Believe reviews
The villains in this town used to have honor, but look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in! Rated for subject matter.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Why Girlfriends are More Dangerous Than You Think
Especially villain girlfriends. DcAU, BTAS. Poem.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Interrogation reviews
A poem take on the interrogation scene between Batman and Joker. Rated simply because it's Dark Knight. I'm honestly kinda shocked the movie didn't get a higher rating, too. It kicked many levels of ass, anyway. XD
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
101 Things I Won't Do If Dealing With The Joker reviews
NOTE: THIS is the ORIGINAL 101 Things Joker fic. The copy over in the Comics section of FFN is a copy that someone else uploaded and I am allowing it to exist. Once again, the issue has been taken care of, so do not R&R this fic just to say it's not mine.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Joker Acrostic reviews
Now, I normally don't write for Batman, but after seeing The Dark Knight, I was inspired to try my hand at something simple. I have been a Joker fan for quite some time, and indeed like him more than the Batman himself, so... I wrote this. Enjoy.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - The Joker - Complete
competition
A member of a marching band experiences her first competition.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
OboeLand reviews
An oboist on... being an oboist. XD Please note that I'm not a Sophomore anymore.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Blood Moon reviews
Dexter speaks about the moon and the nature of a killer. Yes, another Dexter poem. This one is a little more book-based.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
101 Things I Will Not Do In Erik's Lair reviews
What it says on the tin - 101 things that no man, woman, or child should ever do while in Erik's lair. If you want more of this, just give me some suggestions!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Erik - Complete
101 Things I Will Not Do If Exiled With Saavedro reviews
What it says on the tin. 101 things you must NEVER do if you find yourself exiled with Saavedro. Trust me. I've learned from these mistakes already. If you want more of these, just give me some suggestions!
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Concerning the Phantom reviews
A slightly more Leroux-ish and foreboding take on the legend of the Opera Ghost...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Erik - Complete
The Confession reviews
Erik tells Christine his true feelings. Romance, of course. XD
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Choice reviews
An almost-sonnet from Christine to Erik. Not what you may think. ;
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
On The Phandom reviews
Not really about PotO, but more about the Phans. Enjoy. XD
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Erikrostic reviews
Just what it sounds like: an acrostic for Erik. XD
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Erik - Complete
The Myst Song reviews
Yes, Sugary has finally come clean with something more like an actual fic... well, almost. This is a rewrite of The Llama Song with Myst-themed lyrics. Enjoy! XD
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Ballade reviews
Yeah, I know... more poetry... ho-hum. This one is from Tamra's perspective about, you guessed it, Saavedro. Enjoy.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Music From Three Perspectives reviews
I may be a fledgling phan, but I believe I should make some sort of contribution to the phandom. Therefore, I present this - a poem based on three perspectives of the three major characters of PotO.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Clockwork reviews
Insanity is like broken clockwork - always ticking, yet never ending, never on track, and never stable... A vignette I wrote for school. And yes, once again, it is about Saavedro.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Tempest reviews
Insanity is a storm inside one's own head; ruthless, destructive, and horrifying. One person can only take so much of it before they are swept up by its winds and carried far away from who they really are. And yes, it's a Saavedro poem again. XD
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Myst Does Limericks reviews
Oh yes. I went there. Enjoy these wacky Myst-themed Limericks.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
The Question reviews
Have you lived? Have you truly ever lived?
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Tortured reviews
A Lost Soul... a broken man... alone... tormented...
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Lamentation reviews
The Lost One speaks...
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
The Explorer's Song reviews
What does one feel after an adventure is completed? Something similar to this.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Lair reviews
What really lies inside the tower... in J'nanin? What one wonders upon entering the lair of a tortured man...
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
The Suffering reviews
What does one do when one has lost everything; when one no longer has hope and is questioning existence; when one is suffering?
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Sirrus reviews
Yes, another acrostic.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Blurry reviews
Keep writing, Saavedro. Write everything down...
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Plead reviews
A desperate plea for salvation... how can one ignore such pain? Haiku.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Lost One reviews
Back to the Saavedro centered poems... I am a Lost Soul. I am Saavedro. But who are you?
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Saavedro Revisited reviews
Yes. Another Saavedro acronym. XD
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
The Water Man reviews
The face I see in the lagoon isn't the one I remember ever wearing. It's so much older. So much more savage. But it is me. It is Saavedro...
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Experimental reviews
Despite my fervent Saavedro fanaticism, I am indeed a Sirrus fan. He was my favorite character before Saavedro, and he's still one of my favorites. Therefore, I felt that for both me and the Sirrus fans, a poem was in order. Enjoy.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
The Dawning of Five reviews
A Riven poem. Yes, for once Sugary does Myst poetry that is NOT about Saavedro.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Riddle Redux reviews
Myst is a mystery... a riddle waiting to be solved... and so are the characters. Pray, tell me: who is this one for?
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Riddle 2 reviews
Myst is an enigma... so is the plot... and so is madness.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Riddle reviews
Myst is a riddle... but so are the characters. Try figuring out who this is for.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Hello reviews
Hello, Atrus... Been a long time...
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
What Do I Do? reviews
... what can you do when everything has been taken from you?
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Through Another's Eyes reviews
What do you see, Atrus?
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Panic reviews
A couplet for, yes, Saavedro. Yes, I normally don't do couplets, but I'll make an exception for this one. Losing your mind must be very frightening... it may even whip you into a panic.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Mindgames reviews
And even though the barrier kept me locked inside, I knew. I knew the lattice tree had died. What did you see, Saavedro? What did you feel?
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Sharp reviews
There is a surprising lack of Dexter poetry. Well, I'm going to fix that right now with this poem - a look at what it must be like for Dexter when he goes out on one of his midnight escapades... Mix of the Book and the Show.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Allegro con Agitado reviews
Rivalry at its finest turns even the most beautiful note sour. Based on a true story, exaggerated for humor.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
A Due reviews
a due: meant to be played as a duet. Music, they say, is the language of love. But who could ever have expected a quarter note to fall in love with a musician? More of a short Generic Bandfic than a short Marching Band fic.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Ironae Dramata reviews
Here's a short little haiku based on the heavy dramatic irony found in Julius Caesar. I could have made it a sonnet, but that would have been far too ironic.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Asylum reviews
What is it like to be trapped in Hell... in your own personal asylum? Saavedrocentric, of course. Saavedro fans... you can consider this a Holiday gift.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Two Haikus for Two Ages reviews
Narayan and J'nanin. Such nearperfect opposites... The title is selfexplanatory.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
For The Caged One reviews
Yet another Exile poem: this time, it's more of a freeform poem a discussion between the Stranger and Saavedro. Consider it a Holiday gift. Enjoy, all.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
It's A Wonderful Life, Klaus reviews
Yes, it's finally here. Klaus Baudelaire feels so down on himself one christmas that he kills himself. But when his guardian angel appears to him, he gets a second chance to live. Will he take it? Obviously AU. ASOUE and IAWL crossover. Happy Holidays!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Klaus B. - Complete
Camoudile reviews
Somewhere in Haven, a predator lies in waiting... A selfnamed 'triku', or poem made of three separate haikus.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
First Thoughts reviews
A haiku for the Stranger what would you think upon finding adventure waiting for you?
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Lullaby reviews
Those who despair most need attention most. Saavedrocetric poem from the point of view of the Stranger.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Terrors of a Broken Man reviews
A villanelle for Saavedro. You cannot begin to imagine how hard it is to write a villanelle...
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
The Squee reviews
A short little ballad about a tiny little creature...
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Bind reviews
It was supposed to be a short trip. But the thing about the past is that sometimes it returns to haunt you, and when the past is a person whom you left stranded, you can easily find yourself trapped in a net of suspense and peril... AU, MystPoe Xover.
Crossover - Myst/Riven & Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Locusani: Saavedro's Tale reviews
Locusani is a tale of stakes, revenge, and injustice. It is the tale of one man's determination to survive, one that began even before that of Myst. And now, you shall witness it through his eyes...
Myst/Riven - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,083 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
The Tangled Vines We Weave reviews
A short little tale in which the Stranger and Saavedro are trapped behind the shield... for real. Great tension ensues, and the funny thing about tension is that it tends to bring out the worst in people... AU, oneshot.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
For Saavedro reviews
A small tribute to one of my favorite characters as well as one of the more sympathetic characters in the series. A little drabble that is the result of me playing with acrostics.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
SoulWindows reviews
I remember the first time I played Myst III, and all I remember fearing was Saavedro's icy stare during his rant and the sheer feeling of being trapped and unable to move: literally frozen. If eyes are the windows to the soul, Saavedro is a good example.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Dursaphira: Songs for a Dragon and a Shade reviews
Two little acrostics one for the Durza lovers and one for the Saphira nuts. Enjoy them while they are here to enjoy.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Ghost Story reviews
There are many tales in Halloween Town. It's what the monsters and ghouls pull from for inspiration. Here is one of them: a tale of Jack's interaction with a teenager who feels she is too old for Halloween fun.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
A Shade Speaks reviews
Basically a poem from Durza to Arya. They say Shades don't feel. They just don't understand...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
StarCrossed reviews
Acrostics for Romeo and Juliet. I might make acrostics for other characters if you're nice. For now, however, this is a oneshot. Enjoy.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Broken Cask reviews
An English story that has turned fanfiction. What IS that shadowy figure behind the curtains? Is it possible that the dead can come back for revenge? Oneshot.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Know Your Myst Stars reviews
A slight, silly little Myst All That crossover. What if the Myst characters were to clash heads and wits with the Know Your Stars announcer? This isn't in crossovers because there's no All That category, unfortunately.
Myst/Riven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,224 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
A Series of Yuletide Events reviews
A special Holiday collection of oneshots involving the ASOUE characters and the holidays. Just a little something to get you in a festive mood. Rated for a brief moment of swearing in a later chapter. Also this is my 30th fanfiction! Whoo!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
The Stranger reviews
A short little blip about what could be going through the Stranger's mind as she prepares to link to a new age. Another glorious product brought to you by boredom.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Revenge reviews
A little poem of mine featuring everyone's favorite Narayani, Saavedro. See, this is what happens when you put a Myst fan into an Algebra 1 classroom with a teacher who has a droning voice...
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Forget This! reviews
A Slippery Slope semiparody. Includes random referances to other things for my peeps in other fanfiction areas to look though on the off chance that they are an Unfortunate Events fan as well as a Danny Phantom fan.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Origins: Rise of the Pumpkin King reviews
How did Jack come to inherit his leadership? This story explores into that question and more. Rated T for murder references and a scene involving a graphic burn injury. Also rated for a few rather intense scenes.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,467 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Right Here reviews
Jack and Sally have an arguement over something. Will they make up? Sort of an alternate ending to the film. Songfic to Staind's Right Here.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Shattered reviews
Five years after the end of ASOUE, Violet lives on her own, and is sure that Olaf will never find her. But when he does, her nightmares come back to haunt her. She'll have to face her fears... again. A/U futurefic. Rated T for strong violence.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
Hooked On You reviews
Hooky meets the girl of his dreams and dates her, but things go horribly wrong for him! Revised and now has NO CHATROOM conversation for the first chapter. A good example of the rare breed of short story that is a twoshot... or so the story goes.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Fernald - Complete
Broken Shards reviews
Songfic to Greenday's Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Better Summary inside.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
Violet's One Regret reviews
A Songfic to Evanescence's My Immortal. Olaf's marriage plan has worked. What does Violet think? Yes, I know it's been overdone.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Violet B. - Complete
Losing Ike reviews
An account of Ike's death and a followup on how exactly Aunt Josephine got so afraid of everything. Oneshot
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Aunt Josephine - Complete
A Series of Paranormal Events: Bad Beginnings reviews
Danny, Sam and Tucker Fenton are forced to go through troubling circumstances. DP ASOUE crossover. Some violence.
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
Hypnotica reviews
A oneshot about what could have happened during the first time Klaus was Hypnotized in TMM. Told from Klaus' POV.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Klaus B. - Complete
Untitled reviews
A Short Quiglet mountain sequence poem. Please enjoy. Better discription inside! It's called Untitled because I couldn't think of a good name for it....
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Quigley Q., Violet B. - Complete
The Penultimate Poem reviews
A poem about the events and plot of The Penultimate Peril, my favorite book out of the ASOUE series. If you haven't read Book 12 yet, I suggest that you not read this.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
The Dreadful Diamantes reviews
Diamantes based on ASOUE. Discription inside.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
Reflections reviews
It is five years after the end of ASOUE, and Klaus is awake one night reflecting on his life. Implied Klauslet sibling relationship, implied Klausidora and Quiglet, oneshot. A/U in the vein of 'Shattered'.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Klaus B. - Complete
No Way Out reviews
Danny and friends are taken to a theater to see Romeo and Juliet, but get a nasty surprise when they find that the theater is haunted by a mysterious phantom bent on destroying them! DanSam, extreme DanJaz sibling relationship, POTO DP crossover.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Complete
The Parrot Trap reviews
Danny is forced to watch over Dash's pet parrot, but gets more than he bargained for when the parrot accidentally flies into the Fenton Portal!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Complete
The Incredibly Deadly Parodies By Sugary Snicket reviews
Some popular and lovable songs revamped for ASOUE. Beware: May cause unbearable fits of laughter!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Complete
Never Again: Olaf's Story reviews
The story of the Count's childhood, from teenage to adulthood, from Olaf's point of view. Rated T for abuse, arsony, and cutting references. Incredibly, woefully out of date, and it has been ever since Book 12 came out.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Count O. - Complete
Face the Music reviews
Danny is going to band camp, and he's hoping to make a few friends, but he gets more than he bargains for when he finds Ember and the third Halfa. More a Bandfic DP crossover than a MB fic...
Crossover - Marching Band & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Dan Phantom - Complete
The Sickening Survival reviews
The Baudelaires get trapped in a car with their two worst enemies! Can they survive this misadventure?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
The Malevolent Mansion reviews
The unfortunate Baudelaires find themselves trapped in a haunted mansion with no way out and must escape an evil vampire bent on trying to get them. Danny Phantom cameo.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
The Ballad of the Baudelaires reviews
A poem dedicated to the Baudelaires and their accomplishments. Surely you would not wish to read such horrible things!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Complete
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