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Author has written 39 stories for Harry Potter, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Lord of the Rings, and Azumanga Daioh. Hello there everyone :) I'm Super Shayde, aka Amanda, aka The Poptart Fiend. Most of my fanfiction is absurd, silly, and pointless. I acknowledge that, and I'm not aiming for great literature, just a laugh most of the time (though the two can be combined!). All of it involves the Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or A Series of Unfortunate Events series (and now, Azumanga Daioh). My favorite of all these is Harry Potter, and I love MWPP-era fanfiction...and absolutely anything to do with Remus in any era, as he is my favorite fictional character of all time. Fin. |
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Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
It turns out "bad" is a highly subjective term.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 3,930 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Conspiracy of Cartographers, Year Two by picascribit reviews
1972-1973: The story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. When his secret comes out, Remus must learn to face his friends and himself. Remus/Sirius preslash. Written 2010-20?. Partial podfic available at AO3. To be finished, edited, and re-podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,611 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
There'll Be Bluebirds by little0bird reviews
On a dreary afternoon, Teddy Lupin finds his father's journals. Order of the Phoenix, Half Blood Prince, and Deathly Hallows from the perspective of Remus Lupin. Characters include Tonks and the rest of the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,274 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
The Pet by Remy-Luna reviews
Complete. "What were you thinking, Orion—a werewolf? In our home?" "We've discussed this. It's a pet for the children." SBRL. Slight AU, werewolves are considered animals and Ministry property & the Blacks buy their son a very unique pet. Close to canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,782 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A like Singing the Blues by Phiso reviews
-entry for rs games 2010- As the war slowly came to consume their lives, "London Calling" were two words neither of them ever wanted to hear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
In His Pocket by SweetDeamon reviews
After finding out what happened to James and Lily, Remus does something he'll always regret. In response to wild birds' Lupin Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
A Conspiracy of Cartographers, Year One by picascribit reviews
1966-1972: The story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. How the Marauders came to Hogwarts, became friends, and discovered that one of them had a secret. Remus/Sirius preslash. Written 2010. Podfic available at AO3. To be edited and re-podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,723 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
The Meaning of Life by SweetDeamon reviews
Sirius is dead, and Remus is struggling to find the answer... Sequel to The Point of Anything. NOT slash. RLNT...sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Point of Anything by SweetDeamon reviews
The Marauders' NEWT examinations are just around the corner, and Remus has a question... MWPP. Dedicated to the wonderful reviewers of Fake. K for very minor swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
My Mark by Elephantian reviews
The story of Mark Cohen...through the eyes of his beloved scarf.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 52,054 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Mark C.
Lies and Letters by SweetDeamon reviews
Teddy Lupin knows he shouldn't lie to his father, but sometimes he just can't help it. When Teddy finds a discarded letter that changes his view of his family, it's up to Remus to spot his lies and sort the problem out for good. AU. RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,120 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Echo by Phiso reviews
Sometimes, when sitting alone in front of the fire, whispers of the past have a way of coming back to you. Formerly titled "Missing Sirius". REVISED
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Falling Pretty by Bonhwa reviews
Sometimes Yukito scares Touya. He scares Touya in that gentle, unintentional way no other person can. He falls pretty. Oneshot. Soft, soft, sweet shounen-ai.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Yukito T., Tōya K. - Complete
Fail-Safe by picascribit reviews
1995: While lying low at Remus's place, Sirius finds something which disturbs him. Warning: discussion of suicide. Written 2005, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
A Matter of Propriety by Nimaranel reviews
Courtship is never easy, especially when putting together a proper, slightly stuffy Slytherin alumni and a bookish, independent Ravenclaw alumni.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,786 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Theodore N., Padma P.
Clumsy by Pinkjimmychoos reviews
**Next gen one-shot: Teddy Lupin has certainly inherited more than just one character trait from his mother. Pure fluff. Teddy/Victoire.**
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Remus Lupin the Cliche Slayer by miss-blanche reviews
Remus Lupin wakes up one morning to the frightening reality that is OOC Characters and cliché plotlines. As craziness ensues, he must find a way to set everything right at Hogwarts. A marauder parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
The Broken Bonds of the Sisters Black by SweetDeamon reviews
Andromeda recalls why she and her sisters were destined to break their once close bonds. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Minty Fresh by yolapeoples reviews
“HE’S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!” Remus was innocently brushing his teeth… notice the past tense on “was”. Marauders randomness. ‘Nuff said. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
That is a Lemon by yolapeoples reviews
“When life throws you lemons, throw them at your Composition teacher.” Remus Lupin brings a lemon to all of his classes. His friends think he’s hilarious, his other peers think he’s finally lost it, and his teachers are quite frankly perplexed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
Of Life and Lies by Emerald Olive reviews
Chronicles the tale of the Dumbledore family: the story of a family, once whole and happy, that was slowly broken apart by vengeance, ambition, love, life, and lies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,137 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Albus D., Kendra D.
Ten Reasons by Shobogan reviews
Remus knows why he should leave; Tonks knows why he should stay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Twenty Pounds by Shobogan reviews
The First War is over; Remus must last beyond it. Day to day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by slightlytookish reviews
It’s a battle of wills when Remus and Padfoot spend an afternoon at the park.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Three and One by N16 reviews
In the Marauders' third year at Hogwarts, James Potter begins to see just how unfair life really can be, and helplessly realizes that he can do absolutely nothing about it. Well, almost nothing...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,815 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - James P., Remus L.
Remembrance of a Love Story by awn reviews
ONE-SHOT Albus Dumbledore returns to his office after an absence and lets himself relive some memories about that golden summer after he had finished his education at Hogwarts, when he met Gellert Grindelwald. Slash ADGG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Anytime by Moonshine 369 reviews
-"You're not my father, Potter! Stop trying to act like it." Ginny comforts Teddy after he and Harry get in a fight, reminding him that they have more in common than he realizes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Ginny W., Teddy L. - Complete
Alphabet Family by somerdaye reviews
A short paragraph for each letter of the alphabet, next generation families.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Crude Irony by XxMidnightWolfxX reviews
James has landed himself kneedeep in trouble & is now starting to learn the meaning of consequence. What’s more? He’s brought Lily into it all. What happens when he gets an unexpected invitation to her house?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,417 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Child Of War by Jess.91 reviews
Hogwarts answers the questions of those who ask. Teddy Lupin is a child of war, and he has many questions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,777 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Unspoken by Gaby Black reviews
Five sentences Sirius Black never said. Oneshot written for the Five Things challenge on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Blood by SweetDeamon reviews
It's the blood in his veins that causes him so much trouble. But Teddy Lupin is proud of his blood, even when it comes spilling out of his broken nose. Can Remus and Tonks help their son through his Hogwarts years or will his personal war rage on? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,775 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
A Whole New Meaning Of Schizophrenia by PsychoBabe313 reviews
There’s a bunch of different kinds of Harrys out there. There’s druggie!Harry, gay!Harry, emo!Harry, gansta!Harry, evil!Harry. Heck, they even have girl!Harry! So what happens when all these Harrys appear in one fic? Mass destruction. Lots of OOCness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
A Metaphor for Change by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Grindeldore] Five things Albus Dumbledore could not bring himself to say to Gellert Grindelwald. (One of them is a lie.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Deception by Shobogan reviews
I learned, quite a long time ago, that saying exactly what was on my mind wasn't always the best course of action.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Love Letters by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Grindeldore] O, long is the march of men and long is the life and wide is the span. (The love story of Dumbledore and Grindelwald, in reverse.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Till Human Voices Wake Us by MrsTater reviews
When Remus' mysterious work for the Order requires Tonks' assistance, feelings that run far deeper than comrades at arms come to light. Is romance possible when the work proves to be the stuff nightmares are made of? [Set during OotP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,478 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Autumn Leaves by Gaby Black reviews
RLSB oneshot. He knows that he will never have him, that Remus only likes girls, so he puts on his Sirius Black act again, his hair falling over his eyes so that nobody will ever know who they look at, will never know what autumn means to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by luckyluckylucky reviews
Why does Dumbledore lie to Harry about what he sees in the mirror? What dirty secrets does Dumbledore hide from the world? In light of recent events, this scene just makes a hell of a lot more sense. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
The Memoirs of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs by violet-angel07 reviews
The memories of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, four fated young men, remembered by them, written by them... Two are now dead, one is a traitor, and the other, is completely alone... This is their story...Please Read & Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 184,248 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Overheard by MrsTater reviews
Sirius tries to play matchmaker for an ambivalent Remus and Tonks, but when everyone keeps overhearing everyone else's conversations, things get a little complicated as shapeshifters prove to be anything but predictable... Updated Sept 3, 2007
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,468 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Finding Home by N16 reviews
As the Marauders return to Hogwarts for their second year, the distance between Sirius and his family grows. At the same time, the four boys learn the strengths and limits of friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,399 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
One Year by N16 reviews
Remus Lupin knows that it's only a matter of time before his secret is found out and he's thrown out of Hogwarts. His only goal is to make it one year. One year of classes, friendships, and normality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,069 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
The Walk by N16 reviews
Harry is reminded of himself as he tries to deal with teenage Teddy, who is angry about his lack of parents. Against his better judgment, Harry decides to share with Teddy some information about Remus and about the war. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
hollow, like lines by She's a Star reviews
The fact remains that she is miserable and he is empty and there is nothing left to lose. [RemusTonks, RemusSirius. Deathly Hallows spoilers.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Through the Barrier by The First Noelle reviews
Ever wondered what Professor Remus Lupin was thinking when he was on the Hogwarts Express and what a teacher was doing there in the first place? These are the thoughts of Remus Lupin and what he thought of when he saw Harry again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Unfair by Phiso reviews
It's difficult when the person you care about most both loves and hates you for being yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Tea With Hagrid by greatestheights reviews
You try to sneak into the Forbidden Forest. Hagrid catches you. He talks, you drink tea with too much sugar and listen. [ficlet, Hagrid centric]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Way Things Were by Lady Bracknell reviews
After the infamous prank on Snape, Remus learns that the road to forgiveness is paved with alcohol, fistfights, and giving in to his instincts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Say it, Prongslet! by Un Petit Diable reviews
[One Shot] James and Sirius are competing to be Harry's first word. They're in for a little surprise [Drabble fic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
A Little Christmas Spirit by LadyMoriel reviews
Remus knows the truth now, and so he wonders different things. They are not pleasant either. Christmas Eve at number twelve, Grimmauld Place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Behind the Ears by Briana Rose reviews
[Ficlet] Tonks makes a visit to Grimmauld Place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
The Dragon Dungeon by PearlGirl reviews
This a story about the Harry Potter characters, but it has the plot of Lemony Snicket. Don't read this story! It's mournful, melancholy, and morose, which here means "Full of woe." This is about the tragic lives of the Potter orphans.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,318 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 11/7/2004
Unexpected Fortune by The Yaoi Saint reviews
I'm going to hell for this.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Tōya K., Yukito T. - Complete
Empty Fridge by Phiso reviews
A short drabble about Padfoot and an empty fridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Framed by Phiso reviews
“But nothing. I insist you make him the SecretKeeper. Never, not in a million years, would anyone ever think of him.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Sirius B.
The Double Life of Irma Pince by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Irma Pince revisits her dark and glorious past, and the women within her struggle for dominance. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 6/11/2004 - I. Pince
Imprint by Fair-Ithil reviews
In the mornings after all that is left of Nymphadora Tonks are memories that seem far more aged and brittle than they should...preHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Werewolves Are Not Popular Dinner Guests by Briana Rose reviews
Tonks asks a favor from Remus, concerning a dinner party and several pieces of silverware. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Run Away by Phiso reviews
Sirius Black has had enough of his family, and now there's only one thing left to do: run away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Mary Sue the Magnificent by Avalon Estel reviews
The tragic life of MarySue, heir of Isildur, from her orphaned birth to the Defeat of Sauron. A parody. Chp. Eight: The end of the battle, more deaths, and Frodo escapes. Rating for mild comical violence. ON HIATUS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Frodo B., Legolas
Snape's Adventures In Muggleland by Avalon Estel reviews
Alu returns, and this time with a new fic! The day to day adventures of one Severus Snape as he struggles to survive around Muggles, Death Eaters, Dark Lords, and idiots. Loads of Death Eaters and stupidity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Severus S., Voldemort
The Silmarillion For Dummies by Avalon Estel reviews
Do you want to read The Silmarillion, but just don't have the time? Have you tried to read it, and just don't understand it? Want to read a version without all the thous, thees, and hearken unto mes? Then read this! Not educational. ON HIATUS.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tots by LollipopsAreTears reviews
Napoleon is out of tater tots. Gosh.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2005
Open Your Eyes by Starlight Diamonds reviews
Sometimes life is just there, waiting. All you need to do is open your eyes. Voldemort is growing in power and, as Harry Potter struggles to come to terms with things, someone from a time long ago returns into the scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005
Finding Hope by Avalon Estel reviews
After Aragorn and the others leave for Dunharrow, Merry tries to cheer Eowyn and learns of her sorrow. [Oneshot:COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Eowyn, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Sirius Black's Day Care Center by Avalon Estel reviews
By my sis Alu. Sirius opens a day care center, as the title implies. Things really stray from the original plan, and include ambushes, torture, and general insanity. Chapter Seven up! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Public Eavesdropping by CreativelyCrazy reviews
A little collection of ficlets inspired by the Public Eavesdropping section of my local paper. Nutritional facts: Silliness: 67 Fluff: 13 Funnies: 15 Bizzare: 5
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 9/27/2004
Never Again by watergal01 reviews
The first year!rnLily: If I last that long with Potter around..rnJames: Because your heart swells with joy at the sight of me?rnLily: NO, because I get acid-reflux
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Avada Kedavra by Prongs J. Potter reviews
This is a very strange and random parody that my friend and I made up late one night. Just so you know, it's sung like Hakuna Matata.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Complete
Those Pressing Little Questions by elvengirl9 reviews
You know those pressing little questions that bother you and never get answered? Well, here's your chance to find the answers! A series of one-shot fics. Find hilarious answers to some questions you've been dying to know!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Complete
Sticks and Stones by elvengirl9 reviews
What happens when you are faced with the scariest thing in the world and the most evil thing in the world? Which do you choose? And what if you make the wrong choice? Peter Pettigrew and his wrong choice. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Complete
Very Secret Diary of Commodore James Norrington by stuckonnorrington reviews
Ever wondered what our favourite Commodore was thinking during the movie, Pirates of the Caribbean? Well Now you can find out! Corsets, wigs, brocade and pirates abound!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004
Wolfsbane and Silver by Lisseyelen aka Lady V reviews
Just what were the laws that Dolores Umbridge passed that made Remus hate her so much and how did they affect Remus? Set after Prisoner of Azkaban, with appearances of Sirius as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Remus L.
The Sinister Start by PearlGirl reviews
What would happen if you took the Lemony Snicket plot and inserted Harry Potter characters? Find out by reading and REVIEWING! COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,839 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Remus L., Voldemort - Complete
Two for Tea by starmoony reviews
SR friendship fic. Sirius confronts Remus about being the spy, and finds something he doesn't expect. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Powdery Chicken Glitter? by Morgan Says reviews
Severus Snape catches a muggle illness. He tries to cure it the muggle way. The results are insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Adieu by Phiso reviews
Regulus says goodbye to his older brother one last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Three Words by Fair-Ithil reviews
Harry's never said 'I love you.'" Harry thinks about the three small words that seem to mean the world to people.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P.
Their Final Blazon by Templa Otmena reviews
Oneshot Remus angst 'The reality of what had happened and what they had all lost was as real, as hard and as cold as the stone that the two he loved lay beneath.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Passing Notes No Jamesly Wait by Atlantis Blakes reviews
This is the sequel to Passing Notes... No Siriusly but never fear, you can read it whether or not you read the first one. It's about the Marauders as adults, just before Voldemort ruins their lives forever, and the notes they pass at work Order meetings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
Passing Notes No Siriusly by Atlantis Blakes reviews
Passing notes in class can lead to some trouble, especially when one of your friends is acting really weird...COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Delusional Ballet by The Lurking Writer reviews
Ron dreams about his worst fear. So why do they want him to tapdance with them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Most Unnatural by quitesirius reviews
(Very) short story in which Remus Lupin and Arthur Weasley come across something most unnatural.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Remus L.
The Next Great Adventure by Briana Rose reviews
Did you honestly think that the hijinx of Sirius Black would end at his death? Think again, baby, this is the story of his afterlife, filled with pretty girls, hot stoves, shark bites, and falling coconuts. Enter at your own risk
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Sirius B.
The Parlor by Briana Rose reviews
A one-shot dealing with Sirius and his home in Grimmauld Place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Reflection by quitesirius reviews
Sirius reflects on his reflection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Sirius B.
War Against the Molar by SqornshellousZeta reviews
Remus has his last loose baby tooth. Now its up to his friends to help him pull it out. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Remus L.
User Manual for Remus J Lupin by Luu Alita reviews
Congats on your purchase of the REMUS unit! Please read the User Manual so you can get the most out of your very own Defence Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Remus L.
Help! by Briana Rose reviews
Harry finds an odd serenity with a bike next to a polluted pond with a little help from a certain former teacher, of course. A Beatles Songfic, second in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Photo by Hydra-Star reviews
There is a photo, lying in a house long destroyed. At first sight, this photo looks like any other, but if one would look closer, one might see that this photo is more than it appears to be...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
Marauder Magazine by Divine Sanity reviews
Marauder Magazine, giving snippets of everyday life from the time of the Marauders through a little magazine, A whole lot of laughs
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Weird Adventures of Cait and Lidi! by crazi4life reviews
OK, so this really isn't Harry Potter, but it's my friend and I's weird day. Please read?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2003
The Weasley Road Trip by Thalia Poet reviews
The Weasleys go on a road trip to save Charlie's Muggle Studies grade...(if he can survive that long). Attempted humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,871 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Ron W., George W.
The Locked Door by The Phantom Panther reviews
Severus Snape tries to get in his room, but the door is locked, just when a certain someone happens to be walking by. My second GAS fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Severus S., Gilderoy L.
The Wagga Wagga Werewolf by Thalia Poet reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart assigns a poem in CoS, about his defeat of the Wagga Wagga werewolf, and here are the poems. Oo; Pretty stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2003
July by Robin4 reviews
Remus Lupin sits alone and says goodbye to his last best friend. Spoilers for OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Slipping Away by Moondoggy reviews
Set Post-GoF. Sirius is depressed. Again. And his behaviour is making life hard for Lupin. rating due to suicidal themes and stuff. No slash. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,049 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Where The Wild Flowers Grow by WitchGirl reviews
It's a special funeral... Nothing else to say... It's short, so if you have time, read it, it's quite touching... PG for one swearword [lol, only one? ;-)]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2002
You Just Do by So Electric reviews
James recalls his life in the moments before he dies. (A/N: Very sad)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
Interim by Iniga reviews
Between the reigns of Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew spends twelve years as Scabbers Weasley. Harry drags up memories for Remus. Sirius knows he left his sanity around here somewhere. If only he could remember where. Plotless. Written before OotP, HBP, DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 64,994 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2002 - Published: 12/18/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Darkness Dying by Iniga reviews
It's 1980. James is afraid to think. Sirius is afraid to act. Remus is afraid to speak. Peter is afraid to confess. In other words, an answer to the old question: how could Sirius suspect Remus? Written prior to OotP, HBP, and DH. Now slightly AU. Done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,591 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/6/2001 - Published: 10/29/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Raised to the Third Power by Iniga reviews
Semisequel to "Innocence Lost" and "Cyanide." The war is climaxing, but Voldemort is underestimating something about Harry: his friends. Featuring the Intrepid Trio, still guilty Sirius, still bitter Severus, and everyone's favorite werewolf. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,191 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2001 - Published: 7/20/2001 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Parvati Among the Slytherins by Iniga reviews
Parvati character exploration. Parvati thinks about India, Death Eaters, Padma, the Boy Who Lived, psychiatry, her hair, Gryffindor, and her past experiences with Pansy and Draco, not necessarily in that order. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2001 - Parvati P., Draco M. - Complete
Cyanide by Iniga reviews
Semisequel to Innocence Lost and Found. Ron has always said Percy would throw him to the dementors or worse. Will he? Also starring a spying Severus. Written preOotP, HBP, DH 5th year AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,872 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/15/2001 - Published: 6/25/2001 - Severus S., Percy W. - Complete
Marauders By Moonlight by Hyphen reviews
The first part of a light-and-fluffy, non-perverted
Marauders piece, with my personal views on the whole Animagi thing
thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2001
The Speculum Curse by Hyphen reviews
It's the day before a big Quidditch game, and James is acting very strangely. Could it be a Slytherin curse? And can the other Marauders help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,854 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2001 - Published: 8/18/2000
The Fic That Must Not Be Named by Moon reviews
It's Halloween... do you know where your Mary Sues are?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2000
The Bathroom Incident by Hyphen reviews
Features Hogwarts, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Severus, and almost no bathroom humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2000
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Why in the heck? reviews
Four short, random scenarios of the Azumanga Daioh universe. Thank you Alejandro aka Kaworukun for the challenges.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Untitled as of now reviews
The Shrieking Shack incident. [Just begun: INPROGRESS]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Mystic Kettle of Nackledirk reviews
The eagerly awaited sequel to Harry Potter and the Something Something Something! [In Progress]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Harry P.
These Songs Are A Total Waste reviews
A collection of Harry Potter Songs! [23 Chapters So far]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Please Leave Your Name And Phone Number reviews
A really stupid fic about what I think certain character's answering machine messages would be. Cute and unbelievably lame. [TO BE CONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004
Dead, Rotting, and Cheese Covered reviews
Warning: Contains deodorant, hatred of oxygen, itchy underpants, a shrieking James Potter, and a murderous Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2005 - James P., Severus S.
12 Ways To Go Insane reviews
When Lily's mother suggests that she invite James Potter, Sirius Black, various other people, her friends, her sister Petunia's atrocious boyfriend and some of their friends for a few weeks of the summer holidays, chaos ensues. Full Summary Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Regret reviews
James muses on death, his funeral, and his regret and remorse for past actions. [[SHORT A first draft. Will eventually be revised.]]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Snow Scouts Have An Adventure! reviews
A sort-of sequel to Carmelita! The Snow Scouts have musicals, perform in TV shows about smelly rooms, discover cheesy noodle poodles AND ALL THAT JAZZ! [In Progress]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005
Of A Time Ago reviews
More angsty poetry. Really getting into this double perspective thing! Remus during a transformation; Sirius in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Auror, Auror reviews
A companion poem to 'Death Eater, Death Eater' but with Aurors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
Death Eater, Death Eater reviews
A short poem "about" Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/27/2005
Harry Potter and the Something Something Something reviews
A parody of book six! Just too tempting, sorry [COMPLETED - 13 chapters]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon A MarySue reviews
A poem of the evil of Mary-Sues...Who is standing behind you right now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2005
Gone reviews
Yes, I wrote another Sirius in Azkaban poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Sirius B.
Unbreakable Memory reviews
A poem about Remus Lupin and the Shrieking Shack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Remus L.
Mine! reviews
Frodo encounters strawberry yogurt. Needless to say, chaos ensues. Warning: Involves the mysterious Nearby Picnicker, Gollum, and lots of screaming. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Indeed! reviews
My fanfic for the January Fanfic Challenge at Marauders R Us. I didn't win, but, hey, I liked it. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Carmelita, A Fanfiction Starring Carmelita Spats! reviews
Not really, she just made us say that. [COMPLETED - 14 chapters]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
These Bars reviews
A poem about Sirius in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Sirius B.
Does Morning Come? reviews
A poem about Remus Lupin beforeduring a transformation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Remus L.
Of All That Has Been reviews
A poem of all that has been. I think. I hope.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2004
Talk To The Hand of Christmas, Yo! reviews
Misty challenge. Warning: Includes orange soda, Santa Claus, intoxicated reindeer, Fred and George, and scented Kleenex. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
All But Alice reviews
A story about Alice Longbottom..you don't get those so often, do you? ;) [In Progress..might be left as a one-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Complete
Two Plus Two Equals Fish reviews
A very silly story starring Sirius Black having strange conversations. Mostly dialogue. Please read! Not as silly as my challenges. [CHAPTER TWO UP]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Remember reviews
A series of chapters of certain characters "speaking" to Wormtail. [COMPLETED - 2 chapters]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Mirrors reviews
Lily Evans lets out a bit of her thoughts as she murmurs to her baby boy. [ONE-SHOT. SHORT! VERY]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
TriWizard Tournament Task Reject 178234 reviews
YAY! A Misty challenge again! Warning: Includes forty pounds of bagels, fatal air freshener and Moaning Myrtle. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Albus D., Sirius B. - Complete
To Heck With My Cornflakes! reviews
Summary: A sequel to Quite Sirius...Sirius and James have another one of their brilliant ideas..Yet another one of my silly challenges! Warning: Includes marmalade, cornflakes, and Smoofoo the apple. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Quite Sirius! reviews
ANOTHER silly challenge! With my own, again. Warning: Includes Edam cheese, caterpillars, Sirius the lame stand-up comedian, and a moron trying to get the quarters out of a gumball machine. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
OMG LYK THS FIC ROXX! reviews
Another one of my silly stories. Again, using my own challenge. Includes Aragorn, son of Arathorn, stupid puns, and a whole lot of chatspeak. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Mother's Precious Silver Spoons reviews
I made myself my own challenge! XD Not half as good as Misty's ideas, though! And not as well written as my others..in my opinion. Includes Molly Weasley, La-La Land, and fuzzy stuff. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Molly W., Sirius B. - Complete
Marauder Snippets reviews
A collection of random, VERY short Marauder "snippets", or little scenes. [CHAPTER TWO UP]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Remus L., James P.
Clouded reviews
Remus remembers the past. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Desire reviews
Harry contemplates desire. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Only Cowards Cry reviews
Sirius leaves his home. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Marshmallows Are Fun reviews
I asked my friend Misty to give me several “challenges” for fanfics. This is the fourth, and so far, the most insane. WHEE! Includes marshmallows(durr), J. K. Rowling, and angry businessmen. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Underwear reviews
I asked a friend to give me a challenge for a fanfic. Actually, I asked her several times. This was my third challenge. Includes pantyhose, a mommy-wanting Snape, and a confused Lucius. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Day In The Life Of The Marauders reviews
I asked my friend Misty for a challenge for a fanfic. Actually, I asked several times. This was the first one. Includes love potions, manticores, and...stuff! Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
