I wanted to ask (actually i wanted to tell you) you, how do you react to someone taking your blood sample?, with anger? with laughter? or worser, when they cure it, do you whine? do you cry? do you get ticked off by roleplayers hmmm? or is it your friend 4ofCups that gets ticked? How is Lois Lane by the way, anyways i uhh kind of cured your poisoned blood, you know the one "Titan" or something?, Anyways Jack Napier, i wanted to ask you some advice, How can i become a Criminal myself? is it by killing a previous one? i think that would be your approach hmm, Annnnywaaayysissyssissysissysy (sissy) i kinda put some dynamite in arkham that will give a awesome blowjob to all patients and doctors alike, is this question too long for you? can you only process a few words?

Dr Hugo Straaange (short for pee hardy)

P.S: Will Pattinson be good?

Pee ass: Are you on a hiatus cloownnnn i loved this fanfiction (which is rare since most fanfictions in this site are crappy erotica)
Say hello to Lois

Dear Joker (joker ryhmes with broker) i am very very VERY awkward i cant even write grammitcally correct and i uh wanted to ask (why are you dumb) how do you do your thing i really like your advice you gave to some people, so what advice would you give to me uhhhh this is how i contact you right? or uh do i crave letters into peoples body...so uh are there any doctera you would reccceeeeemond you know someone who wouldnt gas me...your advice is funny and i love it but this is SERIOUS -Bane (ryhmes with insane oh and not bane)

"I make a hot nurse" LMAO

This story is the highlight of my life ngl

My best friend just died from a simple accident. Why did he deserve this?

-Tommy Elliot

I suddenly remembered this existed and decided to have another read through of it. absolute classic. what a treat to even see a new update!

Dear Joker,
I have always detested commercials. I hate every single conceivable thing about the stupid, repetitive, ineffective wastes of money that obnoxiously DRILL INTO YOUR SKULL with their mind-meltingly asinine stupidity. I've broken three televisions in the past year in a blind rage.
I'm not writing because of that, however.
I'm writing because I'm going to do something about it.
How do you get away with murder?
Sincerely, Alex

this story is so funny and amazing! i hope to see you update soon. :)

Sucks not my cup of tea hard to read and understand the premise is a good idea how it is written leaves much to be desired good luck on your writing just because I didn't like it doesn't mean others won't enjoy it

I just started to read these..I don't know why I didn't before. They are hilarious and ingenious. Love them. Can't wait to read more of the Joker's advice!

Dear joker
I'm the worst villian in my universe, like you in your universe. I alway confident about my bad morality, my bad projects, and my bad scary appearance. However, recently, some idiot body said I was not the worst, They said the worst villian needed a nose to be worst. How stupid they're. I taught them how bad I'm and killed them. But, Do I really need a nose ? Do I look too kute & handsome without a nose to have scary appearance ? Give me your ideas and then meet me in villian pub one day, we need some private conversation.
Bad-fully
No nose Voldermort

You know, I'd almost forgotten just how amazingly terrible (or wonderful, depending on your point of view) the Joker's advice can be. Also his method of typing. How long does it take to format one of these things? I bet it is a lot.

Oh come on, Joker, Shintoist is a great name.

awesome

This was awesome! do you, by chance, plan to continue this? because it isn't marked as completed yet I feel like you'd like to continue this! This is awesome and I might need some uncanny great advice from the Joker himself lol

He's sooooo cruel! it's just scary to think about it but it is amazing. The dark humor! I'm truly fascinated