In case you're wondering why I'm suddenly posting a bushel of short fanfics, many of which are from fandoms that you've never seen me write in before? it's because I have a ton of short fics written between 2003-2009 that, for one reason or another, I chose not to post here. I wasn't satisfied with the result. I lost interest and didn't finish it. I lost interested and rushed the ending. I thought it was silly. However, I suspected that "Be Our Guest" will be the last fanfic I wrote in a long while, so I decided to go back to the vault and drag them all out into the light of day. So do take care - if it's not MARKED "Complete", that means it's an incomplete fanfic that I did NOT finish, and do not EXPECT to finish. But for those of you who have looked forward to new material from me, this may be your last chance.