The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.

This is a brony's letter to Derpy Hooves, following The Last Roundup. Minor spoilers. Remember January 21, 2012, everypony.

Cowritten by Laburnum Steelfang and kitsune106d. An authorised spinoff of the Fanfiction University of Middleearth, where fanbrats come to learn through pain.

Poirot's first impression of Mr. Ratchett when they met before boarding the Orient Express.

The OFUR and PPC tribute to the passing of Brian Jacques. 5th February 2011 - RIP.

Now you can have a Tumnus unit of your very own! Based on the delightful guides by Theresa Green.

This is a collection of correspondences among the friends of Narnia. Do not bother asking me how I came into possession of these documents for I shall not tell you.

It's the holidays at the Official Fanfiction University of Redwall, and the students are finding out the staff's idea of the Christmas spirit ... Posted separately to avoid messing up the timeline of the main plot. 3rd year's Special now up!

A look at how Hell prepares and educates young devils for their work tempting human souls. Based on The Screwtape Letters.

PRETTY MUCH DEAD. DON'T ASK ME TO UPDATE PLZ. Emma-Leeza Smooge is the worst of the worst.

“Well now, Caspian...which one would you like to hear tonight?” The boy leaned back with half-closed eyes, considering the question carefully...then tilted his head back and looked up at her. “Could you sing me the one about the memory tree?" Nurse fic!

After "The Voyage of the Dawn Treader," Peepiceek must lead the Talking Mice in Reepicheep's stead. As he contemplates the life of his former leader, Peepiceek learns of Reepicheep's true legacy.

You are now the proud owner of your very own Animorph Character! Please read instructions carefully before opening. Ellimist!

It's the life of the Smiley. Go into The Room. Play The Game. Die. At least, that's how things were... until one Smiley decided to change it all. FINISHED

7yearold Reepicheep set out to find an adventure...but what he found instead was a thunderstorm. Scared, far from home and lost in the fury of the storm, he took shelter in a tree...and found some unexpected help.

A good friend of mine, Susan, has been noticing that a lot of people are wondering about her. So she has most graciously agreed to give you her story, in hopes that questions will be answered. I hope you all will be satisfied with her tale.

A rift in time and space leaves Romana stranded in the wrong timeline, and with a rather difficult Doctor... Featuring, Romana II, Ten, and Four

After death, the Star Wars crew’s adventures still aren’t over as they discover that the worst thing that can happen to a Jedi is not the Dark Side, it’s Mary Sue.

Do you think the Witch was justified in eating the apple from the tree in the mountain garden? She thought so but as we know, things didn't turn out the way she wanted. Jadis POV. Based on John 10:1 and 10:10.

I decided I'd define Mrs. Molly Weasley's words to Bellatrix. C'mon, you know what I'm talking about...

Sirrus dreams on Spire. Random oneshot I wrote at work.

A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!

Some things are just not on...

Andrew Ketterley was having a very, very bad day.

This is a poem about the Sea girl whom Lucy sees in the Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Discworld's equivalent of a certain Internetbased prize. Ridcully embarrasses Ponder yet again. 250 words, just because I wanted to see if I could keep to a limit.

There are some things you just don't do...

Tom comes up with another popular idea.

Lady Ariella Thalia Raven is perfect in every way...except one: she is not a queen. An intentionally outrageous Mary Sue...who grows up.

An owners manual for Crow T. Robot. This is written in the format of several other owner's manuals for characters I've seen. Coming Soon: Tom Servo, Gypsy, and Bender

A short thinky scene of the Professor thinking after the Pevensies returned from Narnia.

Yes, even more song parodies! For those of you who’ve always longed to see KotOR crossed with Gilbert and Sullivan’s ‘Pirates of Penzance’, the wait is over. Get ready for ‘When a Jedi’s not engaged in her employment’, ‘A Modern Mandalorian’, and more...

A letter from Grand Admiral Thrawn to Emperor Palpatine expressing concerns about the Death Star plans

Set after The Last Battle. Susan remembers what happened at the Stone Table and learns what Aslan’s name is in our world. Unabashedly Christian.

At THIS school, you get to learn about important things that you have to know to write CATS based fanfiction. Who are the teachers? The characters themselves, of course! A Miss Cam approved spinoff. Chap. 33 up.

In the tradition of Theresa Green's famous Owner's manuals, now you can learn to own and operate an EDMUND unit of your very own!

On October 25, 3018, the Council of Elrond took place in Imladris. Later that evening, Master Erestor, Chief Advisor to Lord Elrond Peredhil, Lord of Imladris, sat in his study, composing the minutes of that very important meeting.

Prequel to Revelation: Yeesha writes to her father's best friend, detailing the routine of her day, what she does, and what she thinks about. Contemporary and period versions!

Rumors are flying about the Pevensies, and Corin Thunderfist decides to investigate. (Sequel to Inquiring Minds)

Faramir has been selected to be the diversion that keeps the King away from a clandestine plot, until the time has come, even though this deception goes against his very nature. Oneshot.

The Valar would like to address the Mary Sues!

Disclaimer: The Chronicles of Narnia belong to C.S. Lewis Lte.Author’s Note: This fic is inspired by Theresa Green's LOTR guides. Concept and format used with permission. CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a PUDDLEGLUM! In order to

Have a problem? Aunt Jennyanydots is here to help! (CATS humor fiction, don't take seriously or else your brain may turn to mush)

Five year old Yeesha asks a question. Cute little oneshot.

Elrond Peredhel has quite a lot of patience, but even he can lose his temper. And as the Council of Elrond is interrupted once again, a few Sues find that even the Lord of Rivendell can lose it...

Just when you thought it was safe to link back to Eder Kemo...

Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.

The last conflict between Atrus and Gehn before Atrus throws himself into the Star Fissure. In song! Parody of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody

A little collection of hilarious haiku and limericks based on Cats characters.

I did not journal Myst. My Riven journal is too sporadic for public reading. I've been told, though, that my Exile journal is amusing. Herewith ...

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

This is my revenge on the Suethors of Potterverse. This fic will contain one-shot ficlets of every Mary-Sue I have come across. Parody and humour awaits.

This is an extra scene and the last scene rewritten from Chapter XXVII of Harriet Beecher Stowe's novel Uncle Tom's Cabin. In short, it's St. Clair's dramatic death scene.

Roadrunner has a new opponent, and you won't believe who it is!

Get ready to belt out Star Wars versions of hits of the past and present!

Etcetera just wanted the Rum Tum Tugger to like her again! Who knew that sneaking into Mistoffelees' lair could be so disastrous and funny? Oneshot.

Leela learns a valuable lesson when the Doctor takes her to a funfair. Gentle whimsy (I hope!)

Catherine is having trouble convincing Atrus to eat his lunch, the traditional D'ni delicacy of chor bahkh, so she, with the help of a few guests, uses a Dr. Seuss style rhyme to help him, whether he likes it or not.

(INCOMPLETE)(Updated 7-03-04) You have often heard of the horrifying creature called the Mary-Sue, and how not even the strongest beast in Mossflower may resist her wiles. We, the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, have made it our quest to destroy her...

Inspired by Theresa Green's delightful series, now you can own a Reepicheep unit of your very own.

Yet another PPC spin-off, in which the psycho Threnody and the more reasonable Jaster take on the Mary-Sue menace

Sirrus and Achenar go on a mission to...Riven? What is going on here? (post-Myst)

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

Anne and Kate, two Protectors of the Plot Continuum, follow in Acacia and Jay's footsteps in a tireless effort to rid Middle-Earth of Mary Sues. All hail the PPC!

PG-13 to be safe. Filk to American Pie.

Barliman Butterbur welcomes some rather special guests to the Prancing Pony, a few years after the War of the Ring.

Agents Jira Foley and Schmuckleigh take on the Sues of the Caribbean Warning violence, strong langauge, Sue-slaughter Enjoy!

Achren, a PPC agent with a love for Smith, and Obsidian, a former Original Character of the Continuum, have come - to hunt Mary-Sues, and rid the canon of lusting fangirls! (Don't take it personally, we're just poking fun)

Another PPC spinoff, this time in the Department of Transdimensional Snatching...

Mike and the bots read the Stoneship Age Journal. Yes, you read that right!

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.