Disclaimer: Mystery Science Theater 3000 belongs to Best Brains, Gizmonics Institute to Joel Hodgson, and "Love Don't Roam" to the BBC.
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As sung by Joel Robinson To the tune of "Love Don't Roam" by Murray Gold
Well I've lived upon this Earth
Oh, ever since my life began
Just an ordinary Joel
At cleaning I am a dab hand
But you, Forrester and Erhardt
You have hatched an evil plan
Oh, Gizmonics Inst. will fire you
If you launch me, understand?
Don't launch me, Clayton son of Pearl
Into the skies above
For to sit through lousy movies
On the Satellite of Love
No, no
/modulate\
I am happy enough living
Down on this Terrestrial sphere
It is true, it has got its problems
But it's home, is this all clear?
And you have got no business
Making me to vanish, sooth?
Oh, Gizmonics Inst. will fire you
Believe me; it's the truth
Don't launch me, Clayton son of Pearl
Into the skies above
For to sit through lousy movies
On the Satellite of Love
Don't launch me, Clayton son of Pearl
Into the skies above
For to sit through lousy movies
On the Satellite of Love
No, no
/modulate\
Well, I love the cinematic art
As much as the next man
And I loved tales of space travel
In my youth (you understand)
But to make me sit through all the worst
Films ever made at all
In a station cut off from the world!
For that I will not stand.
Don't launch me, Clayton son of Pearl
Into the skies above
For to sit through lousy movies
On the Satellite of Love
Don't launch me, Clayton son of Pearl
Into the skies above
For to sit through lousy movies
On the Satellite of Love
No! List to me, my bosses two
Please listen to my plea
I belong down here a-cleaning stuff
Not out in space, you see
No! List to me, my bosses two
Please listen to my plea
I belong down here a-cleaning stuff
Not up there out in space, you see, you see, see?
Don't launch me, Clayton son of Pearl
Into the skies above
For to sit through lousy movies
On the Satellite of Love
Don't launch me, Clayton son of Pearl
Into the skies above
For to sit through lousy movies
On the Satellite of Love
Don't launch me,
Clayton son of Pearl
Into the skies above /commence fadeout\
For to sit through lousy movies
On the Satellite of Love
Don't launch me, Clayton son of Pearl
Into the skies above
For to sit through lousy movies
On the Satellite of Love