Yay! More haiku and limericks!

Haiku:

Skimble's note to self:
When directing baggage boys,
Don't leave tail on tracks.

Jenny's notes to self:
Beetles overpopulate.
Get a roach motel.

I should change my name.
People get wrong ideas.
"Munkustrap" sounds... wrong.
(Oh, admit it! You thought so too, the first time you heard it!)

My name's like Munku's.
"Rumpleteazer" sounds wrong, too.
Who comes up with these?

Journals and letters:
They're popular, but still odd.
Can cats even write?

They should have told me.
Was it nice to wax the floor?
No! Now my arse hurts...
-Jellylorum

The game of kiss-tag.
You tag cats by kissing them.
How could it go wrong?

Limericks:

There once was a great Rumpus Cat
Who would get all the mean dogs to scat,
The cats danced to his song,
But they got it all wrong!
So he made fun of Munkus for that!

There once was a cat of much fur,
But her humans didn't really like her.
So she'd sit on their chair,
And shed all her hair.
So they'd have to clean up for sure!

There once was a bright railway tom,
Who'd make sure that nothing went wrong.
When the luggage is lost,
He knows where it's tossed.
So he'll fetch it without any qualm!