The Ransom Trilogy belongs to C. S. Lewis' estate, the tunes to their composers

Thulcandrian Rhapsody
Ransom sings the plain text, various Eldila the italicized
To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

This is the real life
It is not fantasy
Just wish that you could
Get that through to MacPhee
Open your eyes
Maleldil wants you all free
I'm just a linguist
I'm not the Lord, you see
Just a man, fallible
Little high, little low
He has been to Mars and
Met that world's archangel, you see, you see

(musical interlude)

Venus is on her way
Will Jack make it here at all?
Satan wants his will to falter
Satan would attack that world
And I have to go stand in his way
Lewis, ooh
Mind my affairs
I could be back about this time tomorrow
Or I could be back in about twenty-seven years

I must face the Un-Man.
Against the Venusian Eve
He has got lies up his sleeve
Goodbye, C. S. Lewis, I've got to go
Got to leave for Perelandra posthaste
Venus, ooh
Ready to leave now
Wish our world's Oyarsa'd never fallen

(musical interlude)

I see that Jack and Dr. Humphrey kept my trustOw, my heel, ow my heel, seems the Evil One bit me
Tor and Tinidril never ever fell, glory be!
Malacandra
Malacandra
Malacandra
Malacandra
Malacandra
Neruval
Viritrilbia!
I'm just a linguist
At Cambridge I did teach
He's just a linguist
But immortal now is he
And the Pendragon as well, don't you see?
Easy ope, hard to seal, will you mend my heel
We're sorry, no, we cannot mend your heel
Mend my heel
We're sorry, no, we cannot mend your heel
Mend my heel
We're sorry, no, we cannot mend your heel
Cannot mend your heel
Mend my heel
Cannot mend your heel
Mend my heel
We cannot, no we cannot
Perelandra
Perelandra
Perelandra
I'll be back
The Sura says that the devil has a brand-new scheme
New scheme, new scheme

(musical interlude)

So you think that humanity's just raw material
N. I. C. E., I know you're run by devils
Oh, Merlin
Glad you're on our side, Merlin
Now it's time to stop
Now it's time to stop Wither's plans

(musical interlude)

Farewell
Farewell
Perelandra's coming
Perelandra's coming
Perelandra's coming
For me

Going to meet King Arthur