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Gone Cuckoo

The roadrunner is dashing down the road at his normal speed.

"The Roadrunner: Cuckoobirdius reallyfastus"

Crouched behind a rock, Wile E. Coyote is hungry.

"The Coyote: Eatius birdius"

Wile E. chases the Roadrunner up hill and down dale. Just as he Wile E. closes in for the kill, the Roadrunner blows a raspberry at him, beeps at him, and dashes off. The road warps behind him and Wile E. produces a sign reading "I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO DO THAT."

Wile E. Coyote buys an Acme Jet-Scooter. He boards it, sets it going, and takes some time to get his balance. In the meantime, friction has shaved his back. He overshoots the Roadrunner and zips off a cliff. Then his Jet-Scooter runs out of fuel. He's just about to reach the other side when the Roadrunner appears and points down. Wile E. looks, splays in fright, and tumbles down. He produces a sign reading "YIPE!" and then impacts.

Wile E. Coyote is pacing back and forth. Hmm… He's got it!

He sits on a ledge with an anvil. What he's forgetting is that the road runs along this ledge too, so the Roadrunner comes along and beeps at Wile E. The latter drops the anvil in shock and jumps through an overhang.

He draws an x in the road and pours Acme birdseed("A real tweet") and sets up a Rube Goldberg apparatus. He cuts a rope holding a weather balloon in place. The weather balloon carries a match the strikes against a rock outcropping and lights the fuse to a firecracker tied to a rope from which hangs a sixteen-ton weight. But the rope doesn't give when the firecracker goes off. Wile E. chases the Roadrunner but slips. He catches his balance -- on a cactus. He detatches himself with a resounding "Yeow!"

He gets an Acme CD player and an Acme Birdsong Ear Training Guide and sets it to repeat on Greater Roadrunner, track 78. The Roadrunner comes running up with a sign saying "THIS IS MY TERRITORY!" Then he sees the CD player, blows a raspberry at Wile E, beeps at him, and dashes off. Wile E. gives chase but misses a turn and falls off a cliff.

Wile E. fakes a railroad crossing. Just when he's placed the lights, they start blinking and the bell ringing; it has become a genuine crossing and a train is coming. It plows right into Wile E. When it has passed, the Roadrunner happens along. The Roadrunner beeps at at Wile E. as he passes.

We see a blueprint headed "USE ROADRUNNER'S SPEED AGAINST HIM." Pictures show the steps of the Roadrunner getting his neck caught in a noose tied to a rock. "1: NOOSE IN PLACE. 2: ROADRUNNER COMES. 3: ROADRUNNER GETS NECK TANGLED IN NOOSE. 4: DINNERTIME!" Wile E. sets the noose up. The Roadrunner comes and pulls the noose with him. He is unharmed. Wile E. gives chase but the sixteen ton weight from the Rube Goldberg trap finally falls and it lands on him.

He is arranging a wooden chute to roll a bomb down. One board is spanning a gorge but when he tries to cross it, it snaps under him and down he goes.

He finally gets the chute set up. He sets the bomb into place. When the Roadrunner shows up, Wile E. strikes a match but it hits the chute before the bomb. The chute burns up and the bomb rolls onto the ground. It blows up, scorching him.

He sets up a sign in the middle of the road showing a cliff and paints a road going off the cliff. The Roadrunner bursts through the painting, but Wile E. hits it. He then staggers off the cliff.

He places an Acme Mega-Roll of Dynamite under a stone bridge. The Roadrunner comes with a "Beep beep," and Wile E. hits the primer. The bridge blows up but the Roadrunner is unharmed. He blows a raspberry at Wile E, beeps at him, and dashes off.. Then a shadow appears over Wile E., who pulls out an umbrella just before a piece of the bridge lands on him. "THE END" appears on it.

"That's all, folks."