"Wither and the Head
To the tune of "Pinky and the Brain" by Richard Stone
They're Wither and the Head
Yes, Wither and the Head
One worships Satan;
The other is dead
John Wither has a plan
To damn his fellow man
Down thither
They're Wither and the Head, Head, Head, Head
Head, Head, Head, Head
Head
A killer guillotined;
Frost took his head fast
Off to Belbury's foul scene
Where It's demon-possessed!
They're Wither and the Head
Yes, Wither and the Head
Their infernal scheme
Is brilliantly led
With Alcasan's cerveau
In Lucifer's control
Out thither
They're Wither and the Head, Head, Head, Head
Head, Head, Head, Head
/Shout syllable of improvised gibberish/