Last time I bothered to change the date here: 7/17/16

The three golden rules of writing I live by:

• Always have a unique plot with a legitamite train of cause and effect

• Exploit every plothole imaginable

• Spell check, spell check, spell check!

Name: Jes

Age: 'm seventeen. Act like a kid though.

Location: H E R E

Sense of Humor: Once my manager was giving this superdeep speech about taking on traits of your preferred romantic partner and how doing that would make finding "the one" so much easier in the long run. I looked him dead in the eye and said "Kidnapping's still easier." Then, if that wasn't bad enough, I proceeded to ask him if a rag I was holding smelled like chloroform to him. 8)

Mental Stability: I'm really tired, guys. I wanna git mi sum zzzzzz's...

CURRENT ACTIVITY LEVELS:

TRYING TO UPDATE SOMETHING. ANYTHING. HOLY CRAP HOW MANY STORIES DO I NEED TO FINISH?!?! I AM INTERNALLY SCREAMING WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF AAAA I'M TRYING GUYS

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ONESHOTS WILL REMAIN ONESHOTS UNLESS OTHERWISE LISTED HERE

• Photograph (AAAAAAA GUYS I HAVE A PLOT AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL YOU CAN THANK MechaYourOwn FOR THAT WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING IN EXCITEMENT)

• Binary Spirit (storyline is about half finished, but still very rough)

• Curiosity Never Killed the Same Cat Twice (help what does plot mean)

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IN OTHER NEWS:

Just bought my first car! It's a manual tan thingamajig and I'm naming it The Turd and no one can tell me otherwise. Manual isn't that bad...I always believed you needed to have at least two pedals down at all times or something. Realistically, though, you drive it almost the same as an automatic. Just don't forget that you control the gears. And don't kill the car. And don't forget to turn off the emergency brake before you get on the highway...not that I did that or anything...heh

I would like to thank DemonKittyAngel, MechaYourOwn, and Phantomspirit12 for helping me write some of the crazy stuff I come up with!

I'd also like to give a shoutout to DemonKittyAngel, MechaYourOwn, and The Mishmosh Bird, friends of mine whom I've helped beta. Check them out if you'd like! I'd encourage it!