... I don't own DP.

Once, there was a ghost named Plasmeesus.

Plasmooses? Plasmoses...?

The heck with it. Let's just call him Steve.

So, as I was saying...

Once, there was a ghost named Steve.

But you see, 'Steve' was not just an ordinary ghost. Rather, 'Steve' was only part ghost. The rest of him was human...

Probably.

One day, Steve came to the conclusion that he was one seriously crazed-up Fruitloop.

"Wow!" He exclaimed. "I'm one seriously crazed-up Fruitloop!"

Then off he went to get a cat...

And do lonely guy things.

But not with the cat. That would be wrong.

So since Steve was such a lonely, lonely guy, he went and decided to...

-o-o-o-o-o-

Vlad slammed his computer shut as he stared at it in horror.

"Why, that little rat!" He yelled, enraged.

Meanwhile, a certain other half-ghost was keeled over in front of his own computer, laughing hysterically.

"You think he got it?" Tucker managed to ask through fits of laughter.

They heard a loud, furious scream.

"Oh, yeah." Danny grinned. "He got it."

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