SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

Heero is the new guy on a high school, Duo is the goofball and they become friends. Surrounded by both friends and enemies, will love blossom? No weapons, superpowers or war: I give you the reality of the life of a normal gay couple. Rating will rise.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Its back! Heero and Relena make a bet, the first one to lay or make their chosen English partner fall in love with them. P.s. Did have over 200 Reviews but they got deleted when I reuploaded the story in 06 x

Slight AU. Thirty-five hundred miles away from home, Naruto and company are stuck infiltrating a European school that does not exist according to conventional maps. Meh, things are starting to get troublesome. - Abandoned. Rewrite in progress.

*REWRITE IN PROGRESS* A feisty bookworm crosses paths with her professor in high school, a boundary most would find indecently inappropriate to cross. Love impairs judgment. C'est la vie.

Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5

During an annual trip to the border reaches of his kingdom the young king Heero finds a nearly dead slave in a ditch and takes him home. He soon discovers there are mysteries upon mysteries behind the big violet eyes that enchant him. COMPLETED.

AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.

Crossover with 'Harry Potter'. T just to be safe. Naruto gets transported into Harry's bedroom and has the hard task of getting home. Complete, Re-edited, Finished

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan

Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.

Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru

Short, complete. Mal ain't sure he much likes his newest stowaway.

2 drabble-y things I might one day include into a longer fic I have ideas for . . . 1st The Demon's Lexicon fic. awesome.

Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/

Kirk/Spock. Spock and Kirk find themselves tied up. Kirk finds a way for them to entertain themselves. SLASH

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!

After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**

HPDM slash, side story to my novel-length story 'Bloody But Unbowed.' Draco thinks Potter has some nerve working as his father's mediwizard and being attractive at the same time.

Edward seemed to take a deep breath, and then he stepped out into the bright glow of the midday sun... What if when Bella saw Edward's true for she didn't see perfection? Instead she saw a monster. Oneshot.

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.

narusasu-sasunaru shonen ai, no actual sex, COMPLETE. Team Hawk socializes with their Konoha peers. Sasuke socializes with Naruto. Kinda. Maybe. Yes.

SEQUEL! GWHP crossover. The Gundam pilots plus Draco attempt to go on with their lives as usual, which isn't very usual at all. But what's this about a second prophecy? And why is Harry looking for an Heir to Slytherin that isn't Voldemort? YAOI

The boys are hiking through the rocky roads of adolescence with a crazed principle, weirdo teachers, raging hormones, strange realizations, new talents and new tortures. It's bound to be a long fanfic with lots of fluff & angst ahead. STYLE coupling

A fun yet perceptive story of the marauders' formative years. Their lives get a bit messy and we know how that is. Perhaps, however, there's something in the middle we've been missing. Mild AU. OC Protagonist. now with beta. Formerly"Love is Misery's Mask

Ten years after the end of Book V, Mia struggles to be the princess the Genovians want, and Michael tries to avoid running into his ex-girlfriend, her family, and the Genovian national guard.

I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.

This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.

I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi. Friendship. A gen, but not quite, story about comrades, coming out, and cows. Now with slightly less gen sequel.

2x1x2 Heero is invited to MTV's Fear and accidentally summonds the Angel of Death. There's only one problem. This lascivious Shinigami is mentally only a child and falls in love with him, bringing more chaos in Hell and on Earth than he could ever imagine

COMPLETE. HPDM Takes place in the sixth year. Draco discovers that hatred can mean something else and is torn between his old Slytherin image and his new feelings. RemusSirius also involved. Please R&R.

Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu

Pre Series. Wash has been on Serenity for a year. He runs into an old friend, and discovers Zoe doesn't like others touching what belongs to her. Zoe/Wash

[Complete] Abused by their foster father, their family killed by bandits. Two sisters are sold off as concubines and now must survive in a world full of demons without being killed. But, can they find love and a life among these killers?

The game was never supposed to end. The story of Fred and George in book 7, because what we got wasn't nearly enough. SPOILERS for DH.

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.

DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE

While in a mental institution Draco meets many interesting HP characters and they're all freakin' crazy. Humorously poignant Dramione Fic. Prologue isn’t that funny, hopefully after that you’ll laugh yourself stupid or cry cause you have no sense of humor

Harry's sexuality has finally come out, but not the way Harry wanted. He gets flirted with by all types, but just who is Harry's type? Different pairings at first, but will be HD soon. Yes, it's Slash. Complete!

He was abused, made fun of, picked on... It was about time he was given the happiness he deserved. [SasuNaru] You've seen Naruto as an angel, but what about Sasuke?

Heero, crown prince of Hei, is cursed with immortality and the touch of gold, making him a bitter youth, unable to live but forced to. One day Duo, a wandering minstrel, stumbles along, plunging into his life with every intention of helping - can he? 1x2

River gives her bother some much needed advice.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER! 6th year AU, preHBP. Lord Voldie's newest plan transforms our Boy Wonder into...Girl Wonder! Hilarity ensues as Harry discovers the world of gossip, bra shopping, and crushes. Slash HD SD RH Please R&R

sequel to Of Men and Myth. Duo and Heero are left with the responsibility of ruling a kingdom while Treize, Zechs, and Wufei must work to stop the war that is brewing between humans and mythical beings. warning contains MM, Lemon, Yaoi, WAFF, AU, OC

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

Evan Gryffin spent the last 15 years as an ordinary muggle trying to remember something about his past. Then someone from his past sees him. And recognizes him. James? James...P-p-potter? PreHBP

When the newlywed Iruka wants to adopt a child, he meets a shunned boy named Naruto with a dark past. Can Iruka and Kakashi obtain a small family with the boy, or lose him back to the boys original parents? WAFF,Yaoi This story will not be updated to fix timeline-name consistencies.

GWHP crossover. WufeiHarry, HeeroDuo, TrowaQuatre, NevilleLuna, DracoBlaise? The Gundam pilots move to a new safe house in a quiet English suburb and meet a local boy. But there's is something wrong and Duo and Quatre are determined to find out what.

SasuNaru semiAU Naruto is the prince of the Animal gods who mated with a human Uchiha Sasuke. What will happen next if his betrothed mate figures out? M for Lemons and Vulgar Language.

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

[Crossover with Harry Potter] A mission that should have ended in their deaths instead sends five teenage exterrorists six hundred years in the past. Can they overcome their inherent distrust fast enough to help save the world a third time?

Obviously you NaruHina, NaruSaku and SasuSaku fans are dead wrong. Sakura and Hinata belong with each other, and this is why. Ahh, Sarcasm. It's what's for dinner.

h/d slash. chapter 20 is either a farce ending, or a pause before i continue; take it as you will.

I can’t believe it has come down to this. Have I actually sunk this low? I, the supreme, evil, vile, cruel, Dark Lord Voldemort…like chick flicks?

One thing you can always count on from Iruka is his smiles. He always smiles. ALWAYS... Right? Oneshot, Implied KakaIru

Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.

Jack's past comes back to haunt him in more ways than one. Contains Vampires and SLASH. (Of the JW kind in later chapters.) You know the drill: Don't like, don't read.

Draco has faery blood in him, but he's not a Veela. Draco is a Siren, a faery being with the ability to have great power in his voice and through all music. When Draco's sister helps him to escape from their father, Harry finds himself drawn to Draco.

Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!

Draco's a veela that's been handed the tough task of seducing Harry Potter to the Dark Lord's side. Will Draco fall in love? Will Harry fall for Draco? And why does Voldemort want Harry? Features Seer!Harry.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.

[AU][Title changed to RKHM Remix. Former chapters being rewritten, new chapter up!] Just how exactly does one mix swordwielding with everyday life? Multiple Pairings!

Heero and Duo are Rival's in school. Neither one seem to be able to stand the other. Yet online, they find more in common than they'd like. Too bad they don't know it's the other OL. Joint with Jess.

Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru

Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.

Revised 12-06-17. Watch as Duo chips away at the very foundation of Hogwarts as he breaks down House walls, befriends Gryffs and Slyths alike, mugglfies Malfoys, and flushes cherry bombs down school toilets. Read, laugh, enjoy. YAOI

Ritsuka and Soubi has been together for years, but their relationship still hasn't gone in 'that' direction. If anything, Soubi seems more distant now than when Ritsuka was twelve...

[chapter 29] Harry Potter. Kurama. What do these two different people have in common? nothing...and everything...SLASH

Ever since they were kids they promised each other forever. A first person retelling of a lifelong relationship. 1x2x1. Deathfic, AU.

LAST CHAPPIE...“That’s it! I love Moony!” he screamed, the pillow somewhat muffling his voice. Suddenly the pillow was ripped away from his face. Sirius’s dark blue eyes widened as he came face to face with an adorably sleepyand shirtless Remus Lupin.

Yaoi... Caught up in an experiment gone wrong, Duo loses everything that comprised his world. He finds himself living another man's life in a strange and every surprising world. See author's notes on page one.

Ms Maxwell always wanted a girl, but was blessed with her son, Duo. Forced to wear dresses, high heels, and make up, Duo tires to face high school...as a girl? Trying to keep his secret hidden, and not fall for the pervy next door neighbor, Duo is in fo

Complete Yuki and Shuichi had parted a year ago. Shuichi quit Bad Luck and stopped singing completely, leaving the country back then. After a year of living separate lives, Shuichi comes back as a famous model. What happens when they meet again?

Edward can’t get comfortable. Roy thinks he knows just the thing to solve Ed’s predicament. [Drabble]

Sakura is sure. Sasuke isn't. And Naruto is just Naruto. [NaruSakuSasu oneshot]

COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH

No matter how much stolen holly you string around it, an ancient, deserted cottage is a horrible place to spend Christmas. Just ask Draco Malfoy: Death Eater, fugitive, and deep thinking extraordinaire. Oneshot. HBP SPOILERS!

ON HOLD: Check profile or lj for details. Two years before his death a powerful psychic made Sirius a promise. Now Genkai and Yusuke travel to London to keep it and throw the British magical community for a loop.

Everyone's wearing stripy socks. I wonder why? The marauders find out that Remus is a werewolf. James' PoV. Oneshot.

Remus now knows why Sirius didn’t go mad in Azkaban. Sirius had said it was because he knew he was innocent, but that was only partly true.

James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .

AU. COMPLETE!Russel Tringham and Edward Elric are bestfriends, Ed comes to Japan as a foreign exchange student for two years and meets a man he falls in love with... his teacher Roy Mustang. Will he win his heart, or is Roy unable to let go of a past love

Sequel to Runaway Rin. Rin is changing over the years to her Demon form before she mates with Sesshoumaru, many events happen during this time bringing them closer. Also a surprise paring. Chapter 13 and 14 are new! Completed!

No good at summaries. Duo finds himself lost in a fairy tale. A shattered heart, an evil sorceress, and hopefully a happy ending. It's my 2nd shot at 1x2. I warn that there will be OOC ness. Go on read and review. COMPLETED and EDITED.

The first Paranoia Agent poem on ff, perhaps the first in existence. Society, as a whole, answers Shonen Bat...I know it doesn't sound very good, but please read it, you'll be glad you did. Please R&R, but please, no cruelty.

Fusion with Harry Potter. The Gundam Pilots go to Hogwarts. 2x1, HarryNeville. Full summary inside.

Shina is a girl who constantly comes in contact with Lil Slugger,but he has yet to attack her.Although she lives a tough life,the Bat Boy will be there to relieve her pain...or will he make it worse?

Heero takes dance lessons and falls for the dance teacher.

With that first glance, Heero is instantly attracted to a chestnuthaired man whom he had seen on the streets. From nosy friends to overprotective brothers, Heero deals with it all as he gets to know Duo, the one he's completely besotted with.

Hermione, Sirius, and Remus are blissfully in love, but what are our favorite characters to do when the Grangers hear that their daughter has a boyfriend. Singular. How ever is she going to explain that she has TWO?

How much does forever cost? Sesshomaru must weigh the price that Rin must pay for his selfish needs. Rin must find her place in an everexpanding demon empire, without losing her humanity. Both must come to terms with death, life, and jewelry. post series

He wasn't quite finished yet, but they were working on that. [NaruSasuSaku] [threesome] [oneshot]

Three years have changed them and their world, and it takes time to put friendships back together. Team 7, AU after the timeskip. COMPLETE

COMPLETE: AU: Harry learns during his seventh year that his life can change forever in a single moment in time. SLASH and MPREG HarryDraco

COMPLETE: The moon never shines when the stars are not present and likewise, the stars never reveal themselves unless escorted by the moon. One is nothing without the other. Sequel to Hurtful Words: Past and Present, full summary inside. SessRin, please R

Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.

Complete. Slash. HPDM. Harry & Draco have moved on to the next phase of their lives: they have started teaching at the centre. Can their relationship grow stronger, even in the existence of postVoldemort and jealousy problems?

The GW boys are on a quest for the Holy Grail with Percival of King Arthur's court. Tasks and trials aplenty await them! Old friends may turn up! And just where is Roku's storage place? Pairings: 1x2x5, 3x4. COMPLETED!

Luna's saying odder things than usual. RL

[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?

SesshomaruxRin. Hark, the chirping on the foggy moors... Dare I say it, there's a new chapter!

[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!

1x2x5 Pet names and nicknames and name calling, or How To Be Cute in a Macho Way.

A little bit of everything here! Sirius and Remus explore the pains, laughs, pleasures and comfort of being in a relationship. Full Circle now at www.thesilversnitch.com

After graduating from Hogwarts, Harry heads to muggle London to figure out his sexuality problem...who else would he meet but a cunning blond [Draco! Draco!] who helps persuade Harry in his decision...[HPDM slash.] Completed.

Draco and Harry have been seeing each other secretly for most of their seventh year, but as the end of the term approaches each begins to wonder how the other feels. Features gay sex, language, and ridiculous amounts of alcohol consumption.

AU: So it wasn’t until one day, where I found out that one can’t run from the past forever. And this is where my trip to hell began... RinSesscomplete

“Sesshoumaru-sama never speaks much about his feelings,” Rin said, “He has told me he values me, that I am worth more to him than tenseiga... and that makes me happy."

Ginny is feeling lonely and left out. She lets her feelings out through drawings. What happens when Blaise steals her sketch book and gives it to Draco. The bigger question is why is Blaise stealing her sketch book?

Everyone is getting ready for Kagome to have her baby while dealing with the search for Kohaku, getting a hold on the jewel shards, and a secret plan involving Kagome and Kikyo.

The Marauders are entering their 6th year of Hogwarts and Remus seems to have some feelings for Sirius. Will the new teacher's plans for Remus change Sirius' feelings for Remus? Can Sirius Black love? Slash & eventual SBRL. 15 of 15 chapters - COMPLETE D.

xXCh 15 UP The Grand FinaleXx Revolves around the occupants of Shigure's house. When Kyo and Yuki have a serious fight, Tohru suffers the consequences. Then Hatsuharu's thrown into the mix. Yaoi and hetero pairings, YukiHaru, KyoTohru. Rated R for...

Original Christmas Songs Monty Pythonized. Does include spam. PG for British cursing...or something completely different.

A/U Sesshomaru is waiting for a new master. Will he be able to endure? Or will fate be unkind.

Nothing good can come from Shadow and Eclipse's sixteenth birthdays. And a motorcycle. And a birthday party. And various other doomiful things.

A joint fic between JessEklom and me. A story about a pair of soulmates destined to run into eachother time and time again. But what if only one of the two remembers while the other is blissfully oblivious to the situation? 1x2 Complete

It seems Hiei and Kurama are going to Hogwarts! Is this a good thing, or a bad thing? Heck, will Harry and his crew find out anything about their 'thing' for eachother! And he-who-must-not-be-named lurking in the bowels... yay? r&r! FINALLY UPDATED! TWO P

Two sides, one heart, and a love that nothing can break. Haru is determined to win Yuki's heart, but with a male stalker, obsessive fangirls, and Yuki's own unwillingness, he's in for a tough challenge! Good thing Ayame and Shigure are around to 'help'...

Fred and George set Percy up with...guess who. PO Slash. Still not OoTP compatible. FINALLY UPDATED! Complete- Last Chapter!

When Dumbledore decides that the school needs livening up with a musical, who should be cast as the leading roles of the homosexual couple? Comedy and angst ensue...read and review! Complete! It's slash, btw

ficlet, POV Temari. She can do subtlety. She can do stealth. But sometimes torture is so much more efficient than seduction.

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

[Completed] A set of poems. The murder of a friend is painful, but what if you are the killer?

(rated so 4 yaoi haters) Because Yusuke and Kuwabara broke a really important thingie, Hiei and Kurama have been turned into babies! Are the effects temporary, or permanent? Humor and kawaiiness in every chapter!

My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.

Sequel to Junior Detective Kai, This time their going to hogwarts, and Kai's past will be revealed. You have to read Junior detective Kai to get this story. (Finnished) For now that is. Read my other one shot fics. for more details on this story.

Slash - eventually. Harry wakes up in a strange bed and agrees to let the owner of the bed prove to him that they are soul mates by sending him a present each day.

Summary: At the end of Hermione’s fifth year, she feels depressed about all the stuff that has happened. One morning upon waking up, Hermione finds someone else in bed with her. And that’s the only the start of this interesting tale.

HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.

1x2x5 “What would you do if you’ve only one hour to live?”

There was a rock there. It was inevitable. Yaoi - HxK [complete]

DISCONTINUED - Summer's over; the fall semester is starting up. Bankotsu's preoccupied with a busy schedule, Jakotsu's got a job, an apartment and an infatuation with his best friend's roommate...AU; rated for content, language. warning: shonen ai

1x2,3x4, 13x5, dr: shounen-aiAU His mother thought eminem was Satan's spawn, the only recreational item he was allowed to own was a barbie doll. Duo Maxwell's life couldn't be any more retarded till Heero Yuy starts to change all that. last chap up!

AU KxK Kaoru goes to a normal high school in Japan and is suddenly joined by a childhood love who transfers to her school. Will they ever get their 'happily ever after? A/N: This story was written 10 years ago when I barely knew what narrative writing was. I don't have the heart to delete it, but I recommend you don't read it. I'm ashamed by how bad it is. You've been warned.

Yaoi 1x2 Having unhappily accepted a longterm mission involving Heero, Duo sets out to accomplish it.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Team 10 stumbling along the way to adulthood. Threesome.

SessRin, a little IK and KA. Youkai elite students receive a very special homework...study a human for 3 months! Obviously, Sess got the 7-9 years old female category...

Drabble. LeeGaara. Done as a request. Spoilers up through Chuunin exam. I own nothing!

NOT your average Highschool AU fic! SessRin, JaBan, and many more. Rin is an average student... Except for the fact that she's been mute for 2 years. Sess is the perfect student who thinks he has no time for girls. What happens when paths cross? (Fin!)

Complete. Yaoi - Two boys, conscripted into one of the government's youth training facilities, become the focus of curiosity because of the unusual order that came with them, their backgrounds and close attachement to each other.

Summary: Before the start of the Seventh year term, Hermione and Ginny trick Draco into playing a muggle game of Dare throughout the school year. Voldemort is gone. UNDER construction, there are addt'l scenes.

[HD SLASH] Post-Hogwarts, Harry comes to visit him in the hospital. Draco would be grateful, if he hadn't lost the power of internal monologue. Twisted.

Remus and Sirius are stuck together, literally, for a week. SLASH.

James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?

The life of young Rin, the girl found by Sesshoumaru. (Sess/Rin) *COMPLETED*

For James, Sirius, Remus and Peter, both history and the future were far from kind. This is a dark love story of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, a tale of Voldemort's rise and fall, a novel of the four who were forgotten.

~*Complete*~ 2x1 Yaoi! Duo is part of an elite team, sent undercover with a pink stuffed bunny he must protect the peace... as a girl.

Ever wish that the Harry Potter Slash Couples would suddenly burst out into song? Well guess what, they do! Chapter 23 finally up! Fred kills her, and an old character returns with dark intentions... Seamus & Colin duke it out! !!NEW!! AUTHOR NOTES

Sirius shows up at Hermione's and stays for the summer, carefully disguised as Snuffles. (HG/SB) *Complete!*

Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.

**COMPLETE!!!!** Harry goes back for his 6th yr. at Hogwarts to find that darkness is sweeping over them. He soon finds that the only people he can trust is none other than Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy. Better summary inside. Eventual slash! H/D

Harry wakes up with a throbbing head, but he soon realizes that a headache is the last thing he has to worry about. And what part does Draco play in it all? Timetravel, AU. HPDM slash. Complete.

COMPLETED & WRITTEN PRE-OOTP Seven years at school with the Marauders! What will happen? Nutty pranks and twisted love triangles! Warning: Eventual SBRL SLASH

Definately AU. Duo is a 15 year old cancer patient with a runaway imagination. He's pathetically lonely and knows it. Then one day he gets a roommate and life suddenly becomes a lot less boring. Bizarre humor. Anti-stereotype. COMPLETE. *added after word

** Chapter 8 fixed** What happens when the GW boys find themselves with a mysterious letter ... delivered by Owl Post ? Yaoi: 1x2x1 / 3x4x3 , Draco/Harry

*Complete* One was born a vampire. The other was turned against his will. They hated each other, yet this hatred won't match the utmost loathing they'll reach when a certain braided slayer comes between them. But who will the slayer choose? (2x5, 3x4)

SB/RL - One used to be the bully, the other the victium. But now that they've found one another, there's still more standing in their way of happyness than just each other.

In a desperate attempt to win a certain wizard, Harry ventures out and buys The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating. What happens when all of his plans seem to fail and then end up taking a spectacular backfire? (Warning: Slash inside of the Sirius and Ha

A parody of parodies of badfics. Little bit of slashy content. Also Mary Sues, MSTs, and more!

Complete--AU 3x4... Trowa is a psychology student who meets Quatre in a mental institution. He's a patient there. Eventual lemon.

The classic drinking game with the cast of Rurouni Kenshin. Read with caution. This thing's rated R for a reason. No actual lemony content, though.

**Complete** AU Yaoi 1x2, 3+4~ POV* Duo is put into a protection program after his father gets out of jail and goes missing. He finds himself at a new school and in a situation where he can finally find his brother that was adopted ten years ago.

When Neville makes a mistake on one of his potions, only Snape is unaffected by the results. Can he keep everyone's pants on - literally - until the effects wear off? Rated PG-13/R for quite a bit of sexual innuendo and a few dirty jokes ;-). Please R&R.

AU - Duo Maxwell has been in an insane asylum for almost four of his adolescent years. He was deemed 'unsafe' for society, but the funny thing is... he's perfectly sane.

You'll laugh (with any luck). You'll cry (at the bad jokes). You'll wonder (what the author was on). Get ready for the vampiest ride of your life! (Chapter 4 up 5/26/02!)

Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..

Oh, where are you now, Heathcliff?! A little Good Omens fic that will soon become a bigger Good Omens fic. It all begins with a little Cointreau and a little more Grand Marnier, and a philosohpical talk leads to... R&R!

*Warning:slash, twincest* Fred and George were born with bruised hands. Years later, the pain is still there.

some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum

Just a short, sweet 12 no lemon, sorry Duo POV. Why is it always Duo that loves Heero and Heero that's clueless? Just to change things a little...

Mulan, Shang, a river by moonlight..... Those who would see this as profane look away! Hide your eyes, for yes! I have brought sex into the story.

Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?

Heero attempts suicide after Duo's death, but things turn for the worse when a disembodied Duo comes back for more trouble. 1x2