For the first time ever to appear in MorphManiac's storylist, would like to present

Monty Python's Flying Christmas

Disclaimer: Monty Python belongs to Monty Python. Spam belongs to uh. . . well you get the idea. I don't own this.

Without further ado, here we go!

The Twelve Days of Christmas--Monty Python Style!

On the first day of Christmas Monty Python gave to me

A heck of a bloody good time!

On the second day of Christmas Monty Python gave to me

Two wooden rabbits

And a heck of a bloody good time!

On the third day of Christmas Monty Python gave to me

Three Hungarian dictionaries,

Two wooden rabbits

And a heck of a bloody good time!

On the fourth day of Christmas Monty Python gave to me

Four killer cars

Three Hungarian dictionaries

Two wooden rabbits

And a heck of a bloody good time!

On the fifth day of Christmas Monty Python gave to me

Five twits jumping matchboxes!

Four killer cars

Three Hungarian dictionaries

Two wooden rabbits

And a heck of a bloody good time!

On the sixth day of Christmas Monty Python gave to me

Six Castle Aaaargs

Five twits jumping matchboxes!

Four killer cars

Three Hungarian dictionaries

Two wooden rabbits

And a heck of a bloody good time!

On the seventh day of Christmas Monty Python gave to me

Seven silly Britons

Six Castle Aaaargs

Five twits jumping matchboxes!

Four killer cars

Three Hungarian dictionaries

Two wooden rabbits

And a heck of a bloody good time!

On the eighth day of Christmas Monty Python gave to me

Eight roasting narrators

Seven silly Britons

Six Castle Aaaargs

Five twits jumping matchboxes!

Four killer cars

Three Hungarian dictionaries

Two wooden rabbits

And a heck of a bloody good time!

On the ninth day of Christmas Monty Python gave to me

Nine okay lumberjacks

Eight roasting narrators

Seven silly Britons

Six Castle Aaaargs

Five twits jumping matchboxes!

Four killer cars

Three Hungarian dictionaries

Two wooden rabbits

And a heck of a bloody good time!

On the tenth day of Christmas Monty Python gave to me

Ten resting parrots

Nine okay lumberjacks

Eight roasting narrators

Seven silly Britons

Six Castle Aaaargs

Five twits jumping matchboxes!

Four killer cars

Three Hungarian dictionaries

Two wooden rabbits

And a heck of a bloody good time!

On the eleventh day of Christmas Monty Python gave to me

Eleven pounds of spam

Ten resting parrots

Nine okay lumberjacks

Eight roasting narrators

Seven silly Britons

Six Castle Aaaargs

Five twits jumping matchboxes!

Four killer cars

Three Hungarian dictionaries

Two wooden rabbits

And a heck of a bloody good time!

On the twelfth day of Christmas Monty Python gave to me

Twelve migrating coconuts

Eleven pounds of spam

Ten resting parrots

Nine okay lumberjacks

Eight roasting narrators

Seven silly Britons

Six Castle Aaaargs

Five twits jumping matchboxes!

Four killer cars

Three Hungarian dictionaries

Two wooden rabbits

And a heck of a bloody good time!

A/N: Yay! That was fun! I got this into my head in English and decided to publish it. . . tell me if you want me to continue! And now for something completely different a.k.a. Trix Rabbit!