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![]() Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Fruits Basket, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Ouran High School Host Club, Yu-Gi-Oh, Kingdom Hearts, Outsiders, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. I turned 15 recently . . . So yay for that and I'm sorry I haven't been updating this summer like I said I would T T 8/14/13 How much am I worth? Natural Hair Color: Total: $100 Eye Color: Total: $150 Height: Total: $150 Age: Total: $250 Birth Order: Total: $350 Drink? Total: $950 Vision? Total: $1000 Shoe Size: Total: $1050 Favorite Colors (multiple): Total: $3450 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? Total: $4200 -If you are the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal, copy and paste this into your profile -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile -If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into your profile -If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile. -If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile. -If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile. -If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile. -If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. -If you have an obsession with Fan Fiction, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile. -If you've ever read ALL night, copy this into you profile. -If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. -If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you’re on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. -If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. -92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. -65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile. -Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. -If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (What girl doesn't not like Chocolate?) -If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (maybe...) -If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. -Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. -Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. -Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. -If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. -98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. -If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. -Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" -If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! -If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile. -If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. -If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apparent reason; copy this to your profile. -Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! -If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. -Several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. -We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass. -I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, alpha-omega1996, tlover13, tigger-612 citygirl09, foreverroses,vampireacademygirl65, stephy-monkey, I Know I'm A Dreamer 12/4/12 ATTENTION! I KNOW THE RECENT UPDATE ON BLM REALLY SUCKED, BUT IT'S JUST A FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL TRY TO RE-WRITE I AS SOON AS I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9/14/12 If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Even when you cant see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile. IF YOU THINK WRITERS BLOCK SUCKS, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!! If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Hana Teirra-chan!, Random Reflections, XxSwEeTcHiCkAxX, Marshmellowtime, Mistress of Madness, I Know I'm A Dreamer God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die. "A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. Why can't real, single, straight guys be like that? ANIME IS MY ESCAPE FROM REALITY 'CUZ REALITY SUCKS!! If this is you copy and paste to your profile then add your name! Kawaii Chibi-kun, Xx Falcon's Eye xX, red-eyedgal, Lee Wolf 10, Sweet Nightmare's Good Byes, X0Hannah0X, Tsarina Torment, 4000kills, icyprincess1, Marshmellowtime,If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki, icyprincess1, Marshmellowtime, Mistress of Madness, I Know I'm A Dreamer
8/8/12 This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. 8/4/12 Aaaaaaaaand it's my 14th birthday!!!!! Gomen'nasai! Gomen'nasai! Gomen'nasai! I have A. Writer's block (I NEED IDEAS) and B. I'm doing an honors assignment though I don't know if I got in! T T It's so depressing to know that slowly, everyone is dying. EMERGENCY!!!! I NEED IDEAS!!!!!! HELP!!!!!! I'M SUFFERING WRITER'S BLOCK RIGHT NOW AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2/4/12 Just to make it clear, I'M A TAMAKI AND HARUHI FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But that doesn't mean I'll be rude to stories that have Haruhi with another man. And if they're good, I'll favorite the story. 10/28/11 I love Ouran High School Host Club so much and I just finished it and it's so amazing and I love it and I'm starting to cry over how wonderful it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/27/11 My cousin got two concussions playing football. TWO. In the span of a week. And his damn coach never got him to a doctor. My family didn't find out until the SECOND one. I hate that coach! Is he a moron or something! What the hell! So now my cousing is ina coma and *fights tears* he has to have brain surgery to spare his life. I ask you, Dear Lord, to spare his life. I beg you. Please, please let him live. Please. Dios te salve, María, llena eres de gracia, el Señor es contigo. Bendita tú eres entre todas las mujeres, y bendito es el fruto de tu vientre, Jesús. Santa María, Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros, pecadores, ahora y en la hora de nuestra muerte. Amen. Hail Mary, full of grace, Padre nuestro que estás en los cielos, santificado sea tu nombre, venga tu reyno, hagase tu voluntad, asì en la tierra como en el cielo. Danos hoy nuestro pan cotidiano, Y perdónanos nuestras deudas, asì como nosotros perdonamos á nuestros deudores. Y no nos metas en tentación, mas líbranos de mal. Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day, our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen. Many of you don't bother reading profiles. But please, at least read this. And, if you will, please join me in prayer to save the life of my cousin. His name is Adrian. 9/16/11 Today is the 10th anniversary of the planes crashing into the twin towers, 9/11. Those people never knew what hit them. They were people with families and hopes and dreams and lives. Please, please forward or paste this to honor those lives. Thank you. 9/11 Gomen'nasai! Gomen'nasai! Gomen'nasai! I'm sorry for not being on or updating, but I got in trouble and was grounded! I still might be grounded, but I don't know yet! So I don't know when I'll be able to get on a computer again! Gomen'nasai!8/23/11 Oh I'm crying. I've finally finished it. I've finished the entire Katekyo Hitman Reborn anime. I can't even think the name without pronouncing it the Japanese way. I'll love that series forever and always. I want to bawl. And I'm still crying. I feel sorry and sad and miserable and heartbroken about what happened to Yuni and Gamma and all those people, but not on Byakuran. When he was obliterated and it showed his memories, I felt what I did for those people. But what when he went to the beach, I was happy. I cried and cried for Yuni and Gamma's sacrifice. I love this anime, and always will. This has been Maya D. M. And thank you for reading this. 8/12/11 A story was taken down recently, cause the first chapter was an authors note and people-including me-participated. A Fruits Basket one too. So you know what, I'm gonna continue it. The only thing I got is that a new family had the curse. NOT STEALING cause it's my version!!!!!!!!!!!!I can't remember all the characters that participated, but I know enough to go on. And the reason I haven't been on recently to update is A. I don't have the laptop to type and B. I'm still watching that anime. Right now I'm on episode 129. And it's not stealing the story cause I forgot most of the characters and there wasn't even a chapter up so HA!!!!6/26/11-6/27/11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SOm82nXdr0 Devil May Cry. I love this song, it's so freakin awesome, and I remember all the times they used the beginning of it in chase scenes. I am an undefeated pokemon champion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6PHi3tRot0&feature=related Sorry I haven't been on in so long, I'm completely hooked on an anime called Reborn. 203 episodes and barely on 28! I'm new here, and a Twilight fanatic. I hope the story's I'll be posting will be worth Stephenie's Meyer's, though I know it's nowhere nearly as good. Enjoy! Pen name: vampiremiss96 /IMMA LEMONADE FLAVORED SKITTLE! First name: Maya Last name: *whispering* Stalker Ethnicity: Mexican, Guatemalan, Italian, German, and Spaniard. Sign: Leo, cause we lions are awesome. My family is spread out a lot. :) And I didn't know I was part german (I hate you hitler) until last year or the year before (I'm glad the germans in my family were jewish, so I was able to go back to hating hitler in peace.) Call me american and watch what happens. I do believe I'm rather mad. Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOKYOPOP IS CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CRUEL FATE??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A message to any and all of my readers: I may not be doing any more Twilight stories. I was re-reading parts of Breaking Dawn, and remembered how much I love the story, how perfect I think it is. So I reach the conclusion to no longer change the Twilight Saga. Sorry about that. I'll still coninue The Choice, but I just don't feel it anymore. I may or may not keep making Twilight stories though. I'm not sure. I like my ideas, but Twilight is already what I call perfect. Oh well, we'll see what happens. -vampiremiss96 TEAM EDWARD AND BELLA Another message: Turns out I will continue Twilight stories. Sorry for any worry. If you have been diagnosed Don't say why. Say, why not? A few poems I've read: Some say the world will end in fire some say in ice from what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire but if I had to perish twice I think I know enough of hate to say that for destruction ice, is also great and would suffice - Robert Frost I’m nobody! Who are you? Are you nobody, too? Then there’s two of us - don’t tell! They’d banish us, you know. How dreary to be somebody! How public, like a frog. To tell your name the livelong day To an admiring bog! - Emily Dickinson ( This one's my favorite, because I feel the same!) I love listening to Train, Matchbox 20, Sara Bariells, Beatles, Bee Gees, Richard Marx, Paula Cole, Taylor Swift, Linkin Park, No doubt, Katharine Mcphee, Utada Hikaru, Jack Johnson, Carrie Underwood, Panic! At The Disco, Don Mclean, Led Zepplin, Guns n' Roses, Plain White T's(1234), Green Day, Jimi Hendrix, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Three Doors Down, Linkin Park, Blue Oyster Cult, Crystal Gayle, Enya, Rolling Stones, The Doors, All American Rejects, Three Days Grace, The Offspring (YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR KID!), Third Eye Blind(Jumper), Jason Mraz! There are countless others which I will remember at random intervals! SHONONE JUMP!!!!!!!!! POKEMON AND YU-GI-OH RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUYUHAKUSHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRESCENT MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile Who prays for Satan? Who, in 1,800 years, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? -Mark Twain One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world. Oh my son's my son till he gets him a wife, but my daughter's my daughter all her life. I only have two rules for my newly born daughter: she will dress well and never have sex. Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express. Father...knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested. Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. Don't you ever stop believing, because I never will. Take the journey. I'll update the Alternate City of Bones when I get home and get the book. Sorry for the wait! I have a blog and it's Join the dark side! We have cookies! Okay, I have two questions I need answered for The Choice. 1. How many miles is it from Sunnydale CA to Forks WA. 2. How long would it take driving at 200 mi an hour. People need to stop * using my name! I am MAYA I am descended from the Mayans so I have a claim. Back off my name you * I'm not normal! Don't insult me by calling me normal! I am weird, loony, crazy, pyschotic but not normal! Normal is OVERRATED!!!!!!!!!! .•.•) .• I AM NOT SADISTIC!!!!!!! (yes I most definitely am) Say, hey! Hear the sound of the falling rain Hear the dogs howling out of key I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies Hear the drum pounding out of time Can I get another Amen? (Amen!) I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies (Hey!) (3,4) "The representative from California has the floor" Sieg Heil to the president Gasman I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies This is our lives on holiday GUESS THIS BEYOND AWESOME SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE LISTENING TO THIS SONG AND BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And to all you american idiots out there . . . Don't want to be an American idiot. Welcome to a new kind of tension. Well maybe I'm the faggot America. Welcome to a new kind of tension. Don't want to be an American idiot. Welcome to a new kind of tension. ANOTHER BEYOND AWESOME SONG, YOU AMERICAN IDIOTS SHOULD BE HONORED. BY THE SAME BAND AS THE OTHER SONG. f you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile! If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. You know, I never thought people understood me before like this, *sob* Sames true for what I post next until I say. You say Taylor Swift, I say Breaking Benjamin You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence You say Miley Cyrus, I say RED You say T-Pain, I say Three Days Grace You say Eminem, I say Linkin Park You say Jonas Brother, I say Busted You say Flowers, I say Skillet 92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to your profile. yep, here's the part where someone else actually understands me. To my big brother, who was called a Soc but is 100% Greaser. Thanks for surrounding me with classic rock man! Socials may be large, Socials may be rough, By-Ana (Kena mcsove) Someone obssessed with the Outsiders like my brother. Your awesome man. Not really by her, but she's the one I got it from. You're still awesome man. Carlisle Cullen saving lives since 1640 Jasper Whitlock the best fighter since 1861 Esme Evenson caring since 1895 Edward Anthony Masen beeing sexy since 1901 Marry Alice Brandon cute since 1901 Rosalie Lillian Hale hotter than you since 1915 I do NOT have a crush on Edward Cullen, he's awesome and perfect for Bella, but I dont believe in boys, and I don't think he (or any Twilight character for that matter) is hot. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! YOUR GUY SIDE: YOUR GIRL SIDE: Yes I'm a tomboy! Muahahahahaha My mother would have a hard time accepting this, heck, she already does! Well! That just confirmed that I'm a tomboy... put this I do, on Twifans There must be some kind of way out of here Said the joker to the thief There's too much confusion I can't get no relief Business man there who drink my wine Come and, dig my herbs None will ever own the mind Nobody up in this world Hey guitar* No reason to get excited The thief he kindly spoke There are many here among us Who feel that life is but a joke But uh But you now that we've been through that And this is not our fate So let us stop talking falsely now The hour's getting late guitar* Hey! guitar* One more long the watchtower Princess kept the view While all the women came and went Therefore servants too Outside in the cold distance A wild captive growled Two riders were approaching, And the wind begin to howl Hey! Jimi Hendrix is awesome, no, more than awesome, and if you say otherwise you know nothing. Good friends will share their umbrella. Best friends will take yours and say "RUN, (censored), RUN" Good friends will wipe your tears when you're rejected. Best friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" 90 of people do not listen to real music anymore, they have moved onto rap. If you are still one of the ten percent that do, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (for me it was what) If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile If you think these things are annoying and stupid copy and paste this onto your profile If you have an annoyingly humongous vocabulary copy and paste this on your profile Life isn't about arriving safely at the grave after a boring life. It's about skidding in sideways saying "Holy (censored) what a ride! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (maybe...) If you think brunette moments can be worse then blond. Copy and paste this on your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile If you have ever eaten something utterly disgusting on accident, and then realized it right afterward and tried to spit it out, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually spend the time to look through everyone's favorite authors just so you can copy and paste their stuff on your page to have an awesome profile like moi, copy and paste this onto your profile. I have done all of these things and have them. :P These both describe me:), but not completely cause I am unique! I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,Derangedpixie, Back Away Slowly Then Run, WhiteWolfLegend, Gothicwolfgirl, awesome4evah, vampiremiss96/I Know I'm A Dreamer 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, darklightningdevil, HopeInHell, Ginny414, xXxWiseGirlxXx, awesome4evah, vampiremiss96/I Know I'm A Dreamer If Robert Pattison said "jump off a bridge" 99 percent of all females would do it. If your part of the 1% that's still alive and would push HIM off the bridge so he can see what he's Hee hee, I'm a TEAM EDWARD AND BELLA fan, not a ROBERT PATTINSON FAN :P You wanna know what a girl looks for in a guy? Go read Twilight. Did you konw that forever is actually a very short amount of time? I'm a clumsy brunette! Now were are Edward and Jacob to fight over me? Team Edward, becuase Jacob has fleas. I AM SWITZERLAND. I DONT CARE WHO LOOKS LIKE ICE CREAM AND WHOS GOT A FURRY * (XD) I am Switzerland. I don't care who's a vampire and who's a werewolf. Cope and paste this onto your profile if you're team Switzerland. I wonder what would happen if I wore red contacts during Breaking Dawn . . . Ouch papercut! . . . OUCH PAPER CUT! . . . . . I SAID: OUCH PAPER CUT! . . . Jasper come bite me! :D Stephenie Meyer should finish Midnight Sun!! Am I the only one that thinks it's disturbing that Rest In Peace basically spells rip? A child says to his mom: "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" With anger, she starts to hit her child 'til he was unconscious. Then she regrets what she has done and, crying, says to her child "Please open your eyes." But it's too late, his tiny heart had stopped ...beating...When she walked to the bedroom, the sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY!" Copy and paste this onto your profile say enough for Child Abuse. :'( I hope she dies.
Coming Soon To Theatres . . . Well fanfiction anyway ;) The Assasin and . . . wait I need to find the title. Oh! 804 Years And Devil May Cry Fine you gits. Since you refuse to answer the poll, I'm gonna do the one I wanna, Devil May Cry. 10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen 10. Buy him a Team Jacob t-shirt. 9. Picture yourself naked. 8. Buy him a dog named Jacob. 7. Paint his room pink. 6. Sing "Barbie Girl" in your head over and over. 5. Invite him to go cliff diving in La Push, then say, "Oh, I forgot. You're not allowed in La Push. Oh, well. Come on, Bella." 4. Tell him Bella told you that she likes her men buff and then point out that Jacob is buffer than him. 3. Get all the werewolves to wear his clothes, then put them back so when he goes to put on his clothes, they all smell like werewolves. 2. Think about the time Bella made out with Jacob. 1. Ride motorcycles with Bella, then when he stops you, say, "But Jacob would have let us ride them." Then point out the double meaning in those words you just said. 10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black 10. Remind him that Bella picked Edward. 9. Remind him what Bella and Edward did on their honeymoon. 8. Tell him how Renesmee was conceived in full detail. 7. Buy him a Team Edward t-shirt. 6. Tell him that when Bella kissed him, she was intoxicated by Edward's presence so she didn't know what she was doing. 5. Tell him Bella likes her men pale and cold. 4. When he does something wrong, roll up a newspaper and say, "Bad dog!" 3. Pick up a stick, throw it, and yell, "Fetch!" 2. If he fetches the stick, pet his head and say, "Good doggie!" If he doesn't, smack his nose with the rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad doggie!" 1. Give him a pooperscooper for his birthday. 92 percent of the Teen population would die if abrocrombie and fitchdecided breathing wasn't Kool, because they're all socs. To my brother, who showed me real music. SHUT UP HANNAH MONTANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Socials may be large, Socials may be rough, Though Ana didn't write it, she still showed me it. Thanks dude. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Copy and paste if you made a copy and paste Copy and paste if you love Twilight Copy and paste if you can't stand rap Copy and paste if you've been to a different country Copy and paste if you're part German Copy and paste if you've read Shakespeare before age 12. (And could understand it) Copy and paste if you've read Austen or Bronte before age 12. Copy and paste if you're writing a book. Copy and paste if you've eaten food. Copy and paste if you have an annoying sibling 92% of American teens have listened to rap and enjoyed it. Copy and paste if you're part of the 8% Copy and paste if you love Spongebob. Copy and paste if you love to copy and paste. Copy and paste if you love art. Copy and paste if you live/d in a tourist spot. If you like video games, you have to be a boy If you like Twilight, you have to be a fan girl If you have a diary, you have to have secrets If you live in South Florida, you have to be trailer trash If you watch TV, you'll end up nowhere in life If you skateboard, you have to be a punk If you're a teenager, you have to think drugs are cool If you drink soda, you'll end up fat If you've moved lately, you have to not be popular If you're a vegetarian, you hate everyone who eats meat If you have one health issue, you can't do everything everyone else can If you are a model, you have to be spoiled If you're rich, you have to be a bragger If you have a sibling, you have to fight with them, everyday If you live in the Southern states, you have to be dumb If you aren't extremely skinny, you can't be beautiful If you don't have a boyfriend, currently, then you never will If you're friends with someone of the opposite sex, you automatically have a crush on them If you have a mother who is on the phone, a lot, you have an uncaring mother These are all lies. These are made up by people who feel bad about themselves and try to feel better by ridiculing someone else. For example, wearing a size 12 in jeans (kid/teen size) and being 5 1/2 feet tall isn't skinny. Myth. Being a brunette, means you aren't pretty. Myth. If you live in the USA, you have to be dumb and eat fast food. Myth. If you love video games, you have to be a boy/man. Myth. So stop thinking about the stereotypes and change to the real world. Here's a shoutout to you guys on Twifans, because I may be leaving. Aine Victoria Hollo, A sweet and Gothic Pack, A_lonelygirl 101 MUFF, Addie Lyn, Adrianna hayes merit, Aily D. Carter, Alice Whitlock Cullen, Amy Masen, An Ignored Person Named Tabitha, ARIA!!! the pants wisperer, Ashlee .., Autumn Mason, Bella, Bella all the way, bella cullen, BeLla hAyEs LuVs RoB Evanescence, Bella Swan, blue lagoon gang, Brooklyn Grace Jay Black, Christopher, chrystal whitlock brokes, Cristel Joi, Eternally gifted ones, Gaby, Jen, Jenifer miller, jessabeth, JOSEPH, Judy, julia d.., Juliet =), Kait *Sexy Strawberries* Mason, Kaylia Shiloh., Lauren…DbimEmo…, Lydia Salgado, micki leann mellot, micky cullen, Monique, morgan kaulitz hale, Mufasa’Bean_RyanOo-FayeOo, Myah Cullen, MysteryMan:D, Nathy Atkinz, Nikki And Her Bisexual Coven, NOBODY’S PERFECT, paul, Pleasures, Raebekah Cullen, Rob calls me Fronces, Rosieta Fizzy (mrs. slim shady), Sammi(, Sarah Immahaugyou Monsta! From my friends on Twifans, where I am known as Maya Cullen. My name is Chris , I must be stupid, I wish I were better, I can't do a wrong, When I'm awake, When my mommy does come home, I just heard a car, I hear him curse, I try to hide, From his evil eyes, He finds me weeping, He slaps and hits me, He's already locked it, I fall to the floor, 'I'm sorry!', I scream, The hurt and the pain, And he finally stops, My name is Chris , And you can help, I pray for your forgiveness, And because you ARE affected, Did you just call me a bitch? Cause Bitch's are dogs, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are apart of nature and nature is beautiful. Thanks for the compliment! Last night I looked up and thought 'Where is my ceiling?' This is Fluffy. (-.-). He is the destroyer of worlds. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. HELP STOP HOMOPHOBIA: PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND TAKE PART IN THE DAY OF SILENCE! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. History lesson: The dinosaur's didn't go extinct. Barney showed up and they all committed suicide. Sometimes I wonder 'Why's the Frisbee getting bigger?' And then I get hit in the face. People always say that guns don't kill people. People kill People. But I think that the guns have something to do with it cause if we just stood there saying 'Bang' Not many people would be dead. Smile at your enemies. It confuses them. "Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies closer-things?" "I thought it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house at night and throw up in his mailbox." Join the dark side! We have cookies! Taste the rainbow. Eat crayons! It's only cute until it pee's on your shoe. A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8: Dont use any punctuation 9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" 12: Sing along at the opera 13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON" 18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" 19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile! 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... They hurt her" About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you EVER WONDER where we are headed... 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... it ok to cry Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... It come true! |