Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Francis wondered, 'How could Romano have gotten so young' The little Romano lifted his eyelids and looked up at the bewildered Frenchman. "AHHH! It's the French Ba*****!" The chibi Romano squeaked and raced for somewhere to hide. 'This isn't going to turn out well...' Francis concurred. "Mon ami? Are you Romano?" Rated M for a violent past, may change to T in the future.

"Everything that I felt, I could only pour it into five words -'You. Are. Not. Leaving. Me.'" All the reasons why Ian wouldn't let Wanda go, all the reasons he couldn't let her go.

Picks up right where the book ends. Burns seems a little too interested in Wanda, who of course has no idea. How will Ian respond? What does Melanie have to say about all this? And what on earth is Burns hiding from the rest of the humans? Please R&R!

Ian's Story. Past, present, future. Lived, lost, loved. He's just a man that chose to believe she was something more.

This is a collection of short stories I can't summarize all that into this small box do you not see my problem. My summary skill is bad anyway so there's no use wasting effort writing one. Just give this story a go what do you have to lose. Also i really like your shoelace.

Spain has left Romano. An island, spunky, girl appears. Can she save him?

New chapter is up! This story is from Ian's point of view where parts are left out of the story. From Wanda's extraction to her reinsertion into Pet, Ian is full of thoughts, feelings, and doubts about Wanda and their future life together.

When Britain collapses in the middle of the World Meeting, of course its cause for concern. When it turns out the problem is not with Britain, but with Arthur himself, how will his friends and fellow nations react? France steps up to take care of his old friend during his troubles, but it may end up being more trouble for him than he bargained for. FrUk, Complete.

Reader wishes she could go to world academy and wakes up in hetalia!

Alfred uses a mask to see if Arthur is true to his word.

Italy swore to never fall in love again after Holy Rome met his demise. So when it comes the day of Holy Rome's departure, how will he cope? Especially when he's dying inside and he fears he has betrayed his one true love?

It was going to be a normal year for the juniors at Gakuen Hetalia High School. That is, until some of them decide to go explore the junkyard and accidentally reveal a secret Alien Invasion. Now, the Junior Class has to band together with their new-found powers to save the day! Rate T for Romano, Some Nyotalia.

This is my first fanfiction story so no flames please. I will take writing advice though. Summary: Beast Boy and Raven are sitting on the roof of Titan's Tower. He has liked Raven for a while now. Can he admit he feelings to Raven? BBxRae one-shot. Please R&R! Enjoy!

Becoming one with Russia? And Germany is gonna whip you? Lovino calls you a what? Oh my god, look what Japan's been hiding! And the battle of who the most awesome kisser begins between you and Prussia! So much more fluffed up stuff! Request are closed.

It started when he was a little boy. Spain would always leave Romano notes, leading him on a treasure hunt around the Spaniard's spacious house. And now, even now, he'll still leave notes for the Italian. But this time, it's Antonio who's after a treasure- his dear Lovino's heart. Spamano, as if you can't tell. Some fluff, rated T for Romano's potty mouth. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS

"I'm so sorry. For all those years I just sat back and watched. I never helped you." He brushed the hair out of Lovino's face. "I hate seeing you sad. It always hurt me whenever they made you upset, I was just too scared to stand up for you. I'm sorry... I'm so, so sorry." "No! no! You don't care! No one cares!" He choked on a dry sob. His tears were done. There was nothing left.

After several days sleeping in the games room, Wanda fears but, at the same time, longs for a little more privacy with Ian. We learn a bit more about Ian's story and about how it was for Wanda to be in a new body.

After an argument over Prussia becoming a nation again, Vietnam leaves Germany's house with a list and a challenge. He's fit to be a nation in every way, and Viet can prove it. But it may be harder than expected... Plotbunnies, multichap. PrussiaXVietnam ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. I apologize for the possible inconvenience.

I can't tell him, he will reject me. SeychellesXromano

Um... I wrote this in a few days because of how many times I changed it, it's a small gift for my friend... Rated M for language..

Everyone has known England was one of the world's oldest nations but how many people have gotten to the bed with Britannia in there arms? worldxengland fruk pruk spuk usuk canuk geruk chinauk russuk

Matthew was separated from his brothers at a young age. Desperate to get them back he works under Arthur, a man greedy for power. Becoming an assassin for Arthur's dirty work, Matthew's killed more than he can count, but eventually all that killing gets to a person. When his next target is a wild albino and his family, Matthew may end up rethinking his life entirely.

Spamano, human AU. He would pour out his heart through that pen, onto the blank pages of the small, lowly blue journal. But three years ago, he lost the only person he would ever show it to. Now he shows it to no one. Not even him. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. I apologize for the inconvenience.

Raindrop Ninja and I gave each other a challenge. We would choose a pairing Spamano, FrUk, etc. and the other person would make up a scenario Lovino is working at a gondola agency. The place closes and Lovino is taking his own evening ride, little does he know that a CERTAIN Spaniard is taking his evening nap in a CERTAIN gondola... WARNING: Human names included, Bad Language

Especially when two of them are full grown Germans and they're all shoved into a tiny shower. Gilbert x Feliciano x Ludwig

Gilbert is feeling lonely so Ludwig does something about it edited this time!

There was a girl America once knew. Her name was Mirabel Morgan, and they were best friends with a lot in common, like the fact that they were both Patriots. And also the fact that they were both in love with British men. "When your head wants one thing and your heart wants another, that's war. But I'll be your ally, and don't you forget it." USUK, also some OC/OC.

and i could be your fairytale. au where ian/wanda grow up as childhood friends.

The cave's safety is put on high alert when a strange girl is 'saved' from the outside. They soon discover a whole system of rebellion happening between souls and humans even souls vs. souls. Undercover spies, systems crumbling, and RUSSIANS! Enjoy!

The Hungarian kind of hates it when the Russian texts her. She also kind of loves it. / From "But Let it Go" story arc but you don't need to have read that to get this. You can find the snazzy picture version on my writing Tumblr, whosaidthat-me.

This is a roleplay done between me and SinfulDeviant she plays the OC Ireland/Elizabeth and I plsy my OC Ellechim MY MADE UP COUNTRY! /Ryah, this takes place in a school setting. There is multiple characters in play in this story.

Antonio's invited to Elizaveta's birthday at her house. But of course, he's having trouble deciding what to get her. So what to give to girl who's sweeter than chocolate? Bad summmary. AU, SpainHun. First in the 'Happy Birthday' challenge series.

England was being dumped in the crowded Ma*Donald after America dragged him there and strange things started happening. First there was the strange napkin with words printed on it, then the envelope addressed to him using his human name... What's next?

"I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; so I love you because I knew no other way than this, where 'I' does not exist, nor 'you'." PruIta. First 'Inspired by Love' story.

Echo & Narcissus as Belarus & Russia!

"Elizabeta's head snapped to the side as the sickening sound filled the air. Gilbert began stuttering incoherently, groping to find the words to explain his sudden action. She didn't even give him the chance." PruHun oneshot based on "Kiss With a Fist", Rated M for (Domestic-ish) Violence

This is a fic where through PMs or reviews, you can ask your favorite character questions that are random and they will answer. Read to see other info.

Everyone experiences emotions. Even the nations of the world. Shorts written on well known emotions. Includes Sadness, Joy, Anger, Fear, Love. Characters vary. R&R!

"Who am I. They say I am nothing. That I don't exist." Something I made for Prussia

short poem written for the 25th of February just Prussia looking at his current state

The host in Ian's POV! This is my first fan fic and I suck at summary's but please R & R 3 It is me trying to re-create the novel "the host" by stephanie meyer in Ian's POV Rated T for safe.

I'm writing what could be the greatest essay of the century, and gilbert is listening to the circle of life in his underwear

Its Spain's birthday and your birthday present for him was suddenly ruined. What are you going to do? How does Spain react? Reader x Spain

In which Hungary dances, Spain prances, and heart beats are accelerated. Whether in a good way or bad way is for you to decide.

Elizabeta has cameras in her house to catch any yaoi action. Instead she gets a very honest Prussia who would rather talk about his feelings indirectly.PruHun, other pairings mentioned. Human and country names used. Complete, including both Glee omakes!

YES! LAST nationxreader from my list! I'm DONE! SpainXReader. Now I focus on only previous requests and whatever I want. MUWHAHAHA! Anywas I love reviews!

SpainXReader request for Just Call Me Tofu. Please Review! :D

This is a SpainXReader request for Awesome Flame Memorization, I hope you enjoy this, I even did research! To all: PLease review.

Written as a request for Selenity0011 for the HetaChallenge 2011 Advent Challenge. Russia is forced to judge a baking contest.

This is a SpainXReader request for LittleMissHobbitFace. It's a spin off of Bad Trio Sleepover: Four's Company. I hope she and whoever else reads it, enjoys it. Please review and savor the story!

As a child, Antonio found a little girl crying on Valentine's Day and vowed to be her boyfriend. Some years later, he meets that same little girl, and a lot has changed about her. Spamano fluff.

Despite having the prince charming on her side, how could she get rid of a rogue that kept pestering her for life? Prussia x Hungary with mentions of past Austria x Hungary. Smut, smut, and ... smut!

And for some reason, a lot of them involve America. Romania, you are an idiot. Rated T for safety.

A game of Psychiatrist goes horribly right: America forces himself to think, France claims to be a virgin, Hungary has a nosebleed, Japan becomes hopelessly confused, and Spain is NOT getting laid tonight... CRACK. Collab with scrambled-eggs-at-midnight.

Gilbert and Elizaveta pull a prank on Roderich... By writing on his piano.

Antonio headed to the field. You couldn't let him until you wished him luck. Spain/Reader

As two people representing the same nation, their hearts represent the same enternal city; beating as one. This is common knowledge. What isn't such common knowledge, is that the two Italians have a second feature of dual represenation. Spamano and GerIta

Hungary forces everyone at a world meeting to play with her new invention, the Rubik's Cube. No pairings

Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.