A/N: Hey Guys! AdT here~ yeah I know I have two more ongoing stories and this was not listed in my poll. It's just while I was studying for PoliGov my mind drifted to KHR Land and suddenly I pictured Tsuna trying to seduce Kyouya with the help of Reborn. Then I suddenly thought. 'Hey what if Kyouya can't touch him even though he wanted to?' And thus this fic was born. Yes, it was a spur of the moment thing. And now I wrote this while I abandoned my schoolwork. Oh well I think its cute anyway XD
Pairings: 182769, 1827, 6927, 8059, RL, 10051, B26, XS
Disclaimer: I own nothing~
timeline: 10 years later :D
ack! sorry! I forgot to add something so I uploaded it again.
Start of the Bet
A certain brunette groggily walked along the Vongola corridors. Apparently, he didn't get any sleep last night because of all the stacks of papers that he had to sign. He was about to get a shuteye when a certain hitman ordered him to go to the meeting room because of an important announcement. He groaned. It must be another mission for them to raid an enemy's base. When will he be able to relax?
When Tsuna opened the double-door, all his guardians' stares were directed at him. Tsuna sweat-dropped then he remembered his current groggy state. And not to mention the fact that he has not taken a bath yet, which means he's wearing yesterday's clothes.
"HIIIEEEEE! S-Sorry! I was sleepy!" He apologized immediately before rushing to his seat, ignoring the stares from the others.
"Whatever dame-Tsuna, anyway we still have to wait for a few more pe-" Reborn was immediately cut-off when the door crashed, and the Varia, Byakuran, Irie, Dino and Romario came in.
"VOOIIII! What the fuck does this mean, you brat?"
"Trash, this better be worth my time."
"Ushishishi, the prince's time with froggy was ruined."
"Someone please kill this fake prince."
"Boss…"
"Hello everyone~"
"Yo lil' bro!"
"I'm back everybody~"
"G-Good Morning Tsunayoshi-kun."
"…"
Tsuna stared at them for a while before quickly turning to Reborn. What in the world is happening? Something is definitely up.
"Reborn! What is the meaning of this?" He half shrieked.
Reborn ignored the tenth. He looked at all of them, as if analyzing them before saying: " Tsuna, Gokudera, Lambo, Squalo, Fran and Irie sit on the left side of the table. Hibari, Mukuro, Yamamoto, Xanxus, Belphegor and Byakuran on the right side. Dino, Lussuria and Levi stay where you are." Everybody now sat in their places except for the few people who are standing.
"I am proposing a bet." Tsuna was about to argue when Reborn shot him a glare. "Now, dame-Tsuna, do you know the reason why your Sun guardian and other Mist guardian are not here?" Tsuna shook his head. "Because I sent them on a vacation." Reborn said nonchalantly where as Tsuna was stunned. He gave two of his guardians who weren't doing much work a vacation, where as he, the one who suffers everyday, can't have one?
"Yes, dame-Tsuna life is unfair so suck it up. Anyway as I have said earlier, I'm proposing a bet." Reborn looked at their facial expressions, most of them are bored. 'We'll see.'
"Now this bet is between the ones on the left side and right side." They raised an eyebrow, Reborn's smirk widened. "In other words, a battle between the semes and the ukes." Of course the semes smirked at their ukes, they can feel their victory within their grasp. While the ukes paled, what kind of hell is this?
"The bet is the semes, under any circumstances cannot touch their ukes in any way, they can only talk and look at them. While the ukes have to seduce their semes, and are the only ones allowed to touch their semes." Now the tables are turned it is now the time for the ukes to smirk at their semes, while the semes paled. This is bad for their needs.
"The side who'll win will be given a month long break, without any disturbances." Tsuna's smirk widened. If he wins this he'll be away from those damned papers for a month!
"Now Lussuria, Dino, Mammon and I will be there to monitor you. Levi will be our manservant." Levi protested, but Xanxus glared at him to shut up. The bet is interesting after all.
"We'll be going to the beach tomorrow so prepare all your things. Now dismissed." Everybody stood from their seats and went back to their rooms/homes to pack their things.
~Tsuna's room~
Tsuna was busily packing his things that he did not notice a certain someone enter his room. He was about to go inside the CR to get his towel when a hand snaked around his waist.
"HIIEEEE!" a startled scream escaped his lips.
"Tsunayoshi, quiet down." chided an oh so familiar voice.
"O-Oh it's just you Kyouya, you scared me." Tsuna heaved a sigh of relief, then began to loosen the skylark's arms around his waist to pack his towels inside his suitcase.
Hibari stared at him for a while before saying, "You do know that tomorrow I won't be able to hold you."
Tsuna stopped for a moment before looking at him, "I know." before turning his back to the raven haired man to resume his packing.
"Do you even know how to seduce someone?" He could practically feel the smirk as the other man said those dreadful words.
'Uh-oh.' Damn.
~The next day at Vongola Mansion's lobby~
It was early in the morning and everyone's still sleepy, especially a certain brunette who didn't sleep a wink for two reasons. One: Hibari. Two: Mukuro.
The boss glared at the two who smirked back at him. His ass hurts and he's having a hard time walking.
'They'll miss me my ass. They just wanted a good fuck before the bet. Oh I'll let it slip this time, after all I'll be getting my revenge soon because of the bet.' Tsuna smirked inwardly, he can't wait for the bet to begin.
"Alright everybody's here. Let's go!" Dino suddenly exclaimed, making the other jump in surprise.
"Okay."
They rode a pretty big airplane with the exact amount of seats to occupy all of them. There are seats on the left, middle and the right sides of the plane. The observers were seated in the middle. (The seats are the same as to what the Varia used when they went to search for Fran.)
Since the bet has already begun, as usual the ukes sat with each other on the left side happily talking to each other. The semes sulked in their seats because they're unable to hold their precious ukes. And how the hell can they be happy when they should be suffering from the pain of being away from their semes? Wow, what a pretty exaggerated statement coming from the semes' thoughts.
~With the ukes~
"Finally I get to seat away from that baseball-idiot for once." Gokudera sighed in bliss.
"Eh? I thought you love your lover?" Fran asked, confused.
Gokudera blushed "Well yes I do, but it's annoying when he puts his arms around me and cuddle, I mean I need some space dammit!"
"I know how you feel." The rest chorused, which made the bomber proud of his statement.
"Well because Mukuro would sometimes do perverted things, and so does Kyouya." Tsuna whimpered, earning a few nods from the others.
"Reborn, would always have his way with me, it's annoying!" Lambo exclaimed, Tsuna patted his back, after all he was Reborn's ex-student so he can empathize with the cow.
"That fucking boss of mine would grope me!" Squalo's outburst, caused them to groan. That is so true after all.
"Same with me." Fran and Irie replied. "Although senpai throws knives at me thinking that I wouldn't notice, Stupid fake prince." Fran sighed.
Tsuna smiled well at least they all have something in common, and thus their conversation about their semes 'harassing' them ensued.
~Observers~
As usual Lussuria is being his gay self, which means he's squealing all the time. Dino sweat-dropped because he's the one sitting nearest to the flamboyant man, occasionally sending help signals across Reborn to save him from the man's gayness. Of course Reborn promptly ignored him, ever since Lussuria started spewing nonsense, like he can't wait to get to the beach, and so on, he already zoned out the man. Reborn stared at the ukes, mainly his uke. Reborn should've joined the bet but alas he can't. If he joined, then it won't be interesting anymore, right? Who'll be the one to help these ukes 'seduce' their semes? And it'll be a one-sided match since he's going to be on the seme's side after all.
'Oh well, I'm a special exception anyway. I'm an observer, yet I'm a seme. So somehow I can touch the others but not him, so I should learn to control my urges.' Reborn thought, silently pleased with the idea. Oh how he will love the expressions that the other semes will make once he explains his case to them. Oh and also the rules, but that can wait until they get to the villa.
As for Mammon, well he's busy preparing for the bet. After all he'll be receiving a lot of money once the bet starts, oh he can't wait to take pictures. And Levi…well let's just say that he's sulking because his boss is ignoring him and he's now a servant.
~The Semes~
Their side is eerily quiet, you can practically feel their murderous aura and they kept on glaring at the left side.
"I hate it." Byakuran suddenly said, breaking the ice.
"Well who doesn't, I mean look at their happy faces! They don't even care if we're all gloomy here without their presence." Mukuro said, clearly annoyed. "Look! Their side is practically oozing with joyful glees and whatnots associated to the word happy." he scoffed.
"Why are they all so happy anyway?" Belphegor suddenly asked.
"Probably because they're talking about a stupid topic, like when we 'harass' them or something equally stupid or more." Kyouya, the anti-social one suddenly said.
"That's impossible!" Yamamoto argued, hurt because he thinks that his Gokudera would never say much less think of such things.
"That's fucking lame, they should know that their minds may disagree with our actions, but their bodies react otherwise." Xanxus snorted.
"Ugh. We're at a disadvantage here. Who knows? Maybe they're all planning right now on how to seduce us!" Byakuran immediately exclaimed.
They froze. If they all think about it, if their lovers all plan together, who knows what could happen.
"Ushishishi. Then the prince suggests that we plan a counter-attack." They all looked at him then smirked. No way in hell will they loose to the submissive ones.
A/N: So how was it? Good or Bad?
Oh! And help me by giving some suggestions on what they should do okay? :D
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October 2: I just edited this chap to correct some mistakes and make this look a bit more decent :D