Twelve Months With You

Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn! is the property of Amano Akira. I do not own it or any of her ideas.

Warnings: OC's and swearing (courtesy of Varia)

Author Note: Takes place four years after the Ring Scramble Battles. Xanxus is 28 years old.

I feel a pang of guilt when I type swear words so I'm starting to censor some of them.... partly.

Twelve Months With You

Prologue

Xanxus scowled. Why was he, the feared Varia leader waiting for his subordinates to come back from grocery shopping? Well, probably because since he thought so highly of himself that he felt no need to get off the expensive leather swivel chair and go shopping for food. That was a servant's job. However, he was apprehensive. Which was why he was actually waiting for their return. If they created a mess again, he would blast their little heads off with his gun. Ohhhh, yes. Last week, the fools couldn't agree on what kind of CHEESE to get and made a huge scene with throwing knives and lightening and swords. He really needed a servant to do the shopping for them. Oh, and HE had to pay for repairs. Leave it to the trash to make a mess for him.

As soon as the violent Varia leader began thinking of ways to torture and murder his subordinates, the door opened, bringing in chilly winter air.

"Bossu~ We're back~" Lussuria sang

"Trash, what took you so damn long?" Xanxus growled

"Well, Bossu~ There was an adorable, torn-up kitten freezing to death that we just had to help. We brought her with us~"

Xanxus looked past the five young men. There wasn't a single damn cat in sight! Wait... Oh.

There was a young lady who was injured lightly. She had midnight black (almost blue O.o) hair that just reached her shoulders and blue eyes.

His eyes narrowed. "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT WOMEN, YOU SH!TTY PIECES OF TRASH?! NO WOMEN!"

"He's sexist?" The girl murmured to herself.

"Voooi, told you so...." Squalo said in a bored tone to Lussuria.

"But, Bossu~"

"NO, GET HER OUT OF HERE." Levi said, supporting his dear boss.

"Shishishi, boss, you scared of women? Shishishi~" Belphegor giggled.

"Ohhh.... Boss just got challenged..." Fran said in a monotone.

"WHAT?! I'm not scared of women!!!" Xanxus growled, becoming more and more pissed off.

"Shishishi~ Prove it~"

"LET THE DAMN WOMAN STAY!!!!" Xanxus yelled while glaring at Bel.

"What's your name, scum?"

"..."

"WHAT IS YOUR NAME, TRASH?"

"..."

"Okay, fine. What's your name?"

"Luna." Her young and beautiful voice rang out without a trace of fear. He twitched. Not responding to trash or scum now, are we?

"You're from where?"

"Italy, sir. That's why I'm talking to you fluently."

"Shut it. Just answer the question. Want me to call you trash? How old are you?"

"27. How old are you?" She was slowly changing this into a conversation.

"I'm f***ing 28. Anything you're good at?"

"Uh, cooking? What are you good at?"

"Well, now we don't have to give sh!t about the disgusting meals the trash makes. We can fire them. FIRE 'EM ALL!!!! I'm good at everything, trash."

"VOOOIIII!!! ALL YOU POOR PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM OUR COMMAND!!! YOU'RE FREE!!!!"

"So he knows that he scares his servants..." Luna muttered.

"From now on, you can stay. But all of the chores are done by you. Like our personal live-in maid."

"Bossu~ Where will she sleep? You destroyed all the rooms but ours~"

Xanxus sighed in frustration. Why had he done that again? Oh yeah, he had drank just a liiiiittle too much one day and starting seeing that annoying Sawada all over the place. Tch.

"She'll sleep in my office. There's a couch there, anyways."

"VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIII!!! BOSS, SHE'LL LOSE HER PURITY!!!"

-sound of shattering glass-

"Voii... That hurt..."

Luna bent down and picked up the fallen papers in Xanxus's office. She sighed. He was such a messy guy.

Also, they worked her like a slave. It had only been a week and man, she was tired!

She was in the middle of sticking all the laundry in the huge dryer when.... A man with a smile equal to the Chesire cat's grin popped out from nowhere.

"Shishishi~ Peasant~ The prince is hungry~"

"Bel, I told you not to call me that!" Luna scolded while heading to the kitchen with a scowl on her face.

"Aw, Luna~ A scowl will ruin your pretty face~" Lussuria sang. Well, at least he was nice.

"Ahaha, you're flattering me, Lussuria."

"!!!!! I'M STARVING!!!! LET'S EAT SOME DINNNER!"

Luna was in the middle of cooking a feast for the immature adults when Fran came up behind.

"Luna-san."

"Yes?" She turned around to face Fran.

"It's burning."

"What?"

"The food. It's burning." He said while casting a simple illusion when she looked away from the pan.

Luna's head snapped back towards the pan.

She shrieked.

Xanxus jumped. What the...? A girl's scream? It was either Lussuria or Luna. Luna. He rushed down the stairs and came to a halt at the kitchen door. He definitely felt out of character ever since that woman started to live here. But the scene in front of him snapped him back to reality. There.... was something. It couldn't really be described other than the fact that it was soggy and yucky-looking after a huge amount of water had been poured onto it. There was a whole bunch of smoke since the water had gone onto something heated, as Ryohei would say, TO THE EXTREME. In midst of it all was Luna, coughing and looking really upset [not to mention a bit angry].

"What. Happened. To. Dinner?" Xanxus growled, trying to keep his voice quiet in fear that the girl might break. Not that he really cared. So he thought.

"Well.... I thought it was burning... So I poured a lot of water on it.... But it turned out it wasn't burning.... And so it became soggy.... Which is why we're having take-out. So I'll kindly go and buy it [with your credit card]."

"How the hell did you think that it was burning...?"

"...an.."

"SPEAK UP WOMAN."

"...Fran..." The poor little boy was going to get beaten up.

"FROGGY MIDGET PIECE OF TRAAASSHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hello, boss."

-Sound of shattering glass-

"VOI!!! WHAT THE HELL???!!!"

"That piece of trash dodges pretty well so I'll hit a freakin' fat shark."

"VOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! THAT AIN'T FAIR!!!!!"

Luna sighed before walking out the door in a winter jacket from Lussuria (he has a closet full of girl's clothes... O.o).

Just another typical day at Varia.

O M A K E

"VOOOIII!!! All my clothes are in the laundry!!! Where's the clean laundry?!!!"

"I have nothing clean to wear either." Fran said.

"Oh my~ Me neither~" Lussuria skipped in to join the conversation.

"Scum, where's my clean laundry? What has that woman been doing?"

"Boss! Maybe if she's that useless, we should fire her!" Levi piped enthusiastically.

"Shishishi~ Let's go to the laundry room~ The prince doesn't have anything to wear either."

The six of them walked to the laundry room.

And there sat, a grand pile of wet laundry that had been in the middle of being put in the large dryer.

"Why didn't that woman finish?" Xanxus asked, confused.

"Shishishi~ The prince remembers now~ He asked for food while the peasant was working~"

"SCUM. NOW WE HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR."

"VOOOOOOOOOIIII!!! I SAY WE KILL THE 'PRINCE'"

"Yeah, he's overworking our only servant."

"But~ You're the one who pretended her food was on fire~"

***** ***** ***** ***** Luna comes back with the take-out food ***** ***** ***** *****

A scream of shock resounded throughout Italy.

"Why do you guys only have a towel around your lower area?! More importantly, why are you guys all injured in some way?!"

"Shishishi~ Finish the laundry, peasant~"

Luna was once again, working away while the Varia ate the nice dinner.

Just the prologue! Was that okay? Not to OOC for them?

I plan on making this about 12 chapters long, each chapter a representing a month. Not including the prologue.

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