Thank you and sorry for the waaaait~! FINALLEH we have come to Mammon's chaptah. PREEZ ENJOYH!

Akira Amano was never online on Texas Poker so I never won KHR from her…..

—XxXxX—

"THE HELL IS THIIIIIIIIIS?!"

Well, someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today.

"WHY IS THAT HOLE ON MY BED NOT GONE?!"

Very wrong, it seems.

"IT'S BEEN 2 MONTHS. NO MATTRESS COMPANY WOULD TAKE THIS LONG."

Oh. No wonder you're pissed.

To start, 2 months ago you were nicely sleeping in your room when the Varia HQ was ambushed by Vongola's rivaling family, the name –until now— escapes you. They trashed your bedroom bad, but thank god Tsuna and his guardians came to the rescue because of his hyper intuition.

The attackers were then placed under the CEDEF's care, but then the Varia was sent to capture the remaining family located underground at Yekaterinburg, Russia.

You were placed there alongside Squalo and the sub-members of Varia. The mission was finished under 2 months, and that was considered a quick mission. Turns out the family was weak and was in rivalry with Vongola because they wanted complete power of the mafia world.

After all that happening, all you wanted to do was just see your brand new bed and sleep in it like there's no tomorrow. Luck wasn't on your side today.

"Keep quiet will you? It's irritating." Mammon spoke from the door frame.

"Ugh, Viper. I swear, if you have anything to do with this, you will never see the light of day again." You brought up your fist, showing the Cloud ring you have placed on your finger.

"Muuu~ Don't blame me, I just told the boss that he should give me the money that Vongola gave for reparations." He almost pouted. Almost. "But well, I hope that bed of yours will be fixed soon."

Your vein popped.

"I KNEW YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS, YOU BASTA—" You tripped on what seems to be one of Leviathan's parabola. Falling forward, you flailed your arms only to be caught by Mammon.

THUMP

Mammon smirked. Your face was against his chest and he can clearly see your face red, obviously embarrassed at the state you're in.

"Mumu~ thanks for the show, (y/n)" He slipped something into a small opening between your skin and the rear of your pants. "Here's something for your bed." And then he took off.

Confused and embarrassed, you took the thing that Mammon slipped on your pants.

You were furious now.

"DANG IT VIPER I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE GIVING A SHOW. COME BACK HERE AND SAY YOU'RE SORRY. AND ALSO, FIX MY BED GOD DANG IIIIIT" you ran after him.

Little did you know, the sole purpose he did so was so you'd share a bed with him when you came back.

—XxXxX—

Gotta be the most weirdest one yet. Hafta say, my favorite one is Squalo's chapter. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes well, what's you're favorite?

*chapter 2 of mobsketch*

Reader was forced to type a 100 page review on how awesome I am.

"PUHLEAZE. I AM LIEK SAO TIERD RN—" said reader, still typing.

"NUH. You must finish that review. And when you're done, I WILL MAKE YOU TYPE 200 MOAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O ugya~"

*to be continued*