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Joined 03-12-12, id: 3810030, Profile Updated: 06-03-17
Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey, it's Max-chan! I write pretty much exclusively for Hetalia (Though I watch A:TLA, Legend of Korra and read Maximum Ride, Cardcaptor Sakura, Madoka Magica, Clannad, OHSHC, etc... I don't write for them, but I could) If for some reason you want to talk to me, you can probably PM me here or talk to me on DeviantArt (my account name is peacelovegenius. Shut up.) I would love to talk to you because I'm socially deprived! :D Here's the story of how I got here: Once upon a time, I was trolling Hatena for anime to watch, and got Hetalia! Yays! Then I saw a flip 'bout Seven Little Kllers (by Lucky-Angel135. GO READ IT. NOW.) and got into FanFiction.net! I thought, hey, I could do this, and therefore started writing fanfics. THE END. Because you cared, fool.

A Random Profile of Me!: My age shalt not be revealed. I lurv to draw, write, and read. (Hence the DA and FF accounts) I'm certifiably insane. (Naw, not certified. Can you get a certification for that? But if you could, I would have one) I know too many random facts for my own good. My 10-year-old brother provides me with most of my military history o/////o. He's like, a genius. I hate asparagus. I be a vegetarian.

My Favorite Hetalia Charies. Just 'Cause

1.) Romano (he's just, I dunno, I just love him!)

2.) Spain (he's so smexii!)

3.) Hungary (such a fangirl :D Oh, and she kicks ass!)

4.) Italy (he's so innocent and cute :3)

5.) Prussia (AWESOME)

6.) America (my own country's gotta be up here, right? And he's so enthusiastic)

7.) Russia ( J I'd become one with him any day!)

8.) China (kawaii aru!)

9.) Belarus (she's so scary, it's hilarious)

10.) Japan (Invented yaoi, therefore, is one of the best people to roam this Earth :D)

WHAT I'M CURRENTLY WORKING ON: LaOST Part VII, a FrUK fic called "Contradictions"

IDEAS FOR STORIES: A little Gakuen fic with the Bad Touch Trio and the pairings I like with them (FrUK, PruCan, Spamano) A Kindom AU, a bit fuzzy on the details, and a fem! America fic, also a bit fuzzy. Oh, and a Cold War fic full of pairings! :D But I have to focus on LaOST right now...

Stories on This Account:

The Grasshopper

Characters/Pairings: RoChu, Russia, China, America, England, France. You know, the Allies.
Genres: Romance and Hurt/Comfort (I don't know I have it under H/C. It's probably be better under Comedy)
Historical Accuracy: 1/10. Just the Allies getting drunk after they win WW2 ;)
Rating: PG-13 for alcohol, mild yaoi at the end
Warnings: Um, see above?
You'll Like It If: You like RoChu, and drunk England, America, and France being retarded. It was fun to write, so I hope it's fun to read. :)

Things I'll Never Tell You (Yay! Completed!)

Characters/Pairings: Spamano, therefore, Spain and Romano :P
Genres: Romance and Comedy.
Historical Accuracy: 0/10. Just an AU Spamano story.
Rating: PG-13 for language and implied shounen-ai.
Warnings: Crappy writing, and see above ONCE AGAIN. Why do I have this section???
You'll Like It If: You like Spamano and the Bad Friends being pervs. Also, there is hinted Ameripan and RoChu, because I can, so deal with it.

Memories (Complete)

Characters/Pairings: GerIta/HRExChibi, Spamano. Italy, Holy Rome/Germany (Yes, I DO think they're the same person. That's the point of this story) Hungary, Spain, Romano, Austria, France
Genres: Romance and Hurt/Comfort
Historical Accuracy: 8/10- France did, technically bring down the HRE (Napoleon did, at least), more historical stuff in Chpt. 2. I actually bothered to do some research, aren't you so proud?!
Rating: PG for mild yaoi. (From now on, assume ALL my yaoi is mild, 'cause I don't to the hardcore stuff) Also, OOC Italy and Spain, but their OOC-ness improves in chapter 3.

The One Who's There (Complete)

Characters/ Pairings: Spamano, I might have barely hinted at GerIta. Romano, Spain, Italy, Germany are the mains, Hungary, Russia, Belarus, and a bunch of others are mentioned at the world meeting.

Genres: Hurt/Comfort and Romance

Historical Accuracy: 0/10; completely AU and in the near future

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Implied violence, language, yaoi. Also, a bit (heh- EXTREMELY, EXCEPT FOR THE END) angsty.

You'll Like It If: I don't know, you like angst-filled Spamano? Just go read the first chapter and see.

Of Love and Other Sacred Things (Incomplete)

Characters/ Pairings: Italy, Hungary, Germany, Romano, Spain, Belgium, Netherlands. I plan on putting the rest of the Bad Friends Trio and England and Austria in later.

Genres: Drama, Romance

Historical Accuracy: 5/10, will probably go up later

Rating: PG or PG-13. Right now it's pretty mild, just some language. And mentions of rape-stares. O.O like that.

Warnings: Language, yaoi, probably some mild insulting of the Catholic Church later.

A World Of War (It's unlikely that this will have a definite 'end', it's just a dump, pretty much)

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Sanctuary by Nijimi Daiquiri reviews
It is a place where your sins are punished, and you may only leave once you have seen the truth. America was walking on the thin line between sanity and insanity. Japan watched from above, with a guilty smile plastered on his lips. Ameripan, SH reference. TEMP. HIATUS. CURRENTLY EDITING.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,522 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Japan, America
Love for Dummies by 35711 reviews
Francis thinks that if Arthur can just release some of that tension in the carnal fashion, he'll cheer up. As he attempts to find Arthur a friend-with-benefits, however, he grows less and less comfortable with the idea of Arthur being in a relationship- even if it's casual. Meanwhile, Arthur comes to some conclusions of his own. Rated T for... Belgium? FrUK. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,200 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - England/Britain, France
Infamous by chibi-excel reviews
Lovino was a childhood actor, but once the show he was a part of got canceled he thought he was free and could leave all the acting and fame up to his brother Feliciano. However,when a 'follow up' episode is decided upon ten years later, he ends up going back. There he sees a familiar, face; Antonio Carriedo, a singer with his eye on Lovi making normal impossible Spamano poss M
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Helping Hand by chibi-excel reviews
Antonio owns a cafe low on business. One day a strange boy comes in, running from a group of men and covered in wounds. Antonio offers for him to stay and repay him with work. As payment, the boy Lovino begins to make new dishes to bring more people into the cafe. Who is this boy and why won't he tell Antonio anything but his name and age? Spamano, Prucan, GerIta, SebSea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,746 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
It's Magic by Punchdrunk Marvel reviews
Dirk Strider, the last human on earth, exists in a dismal future until he discovers a time machine planted in his closet. On an island in the Pacific Ocean, he meets a pumpkin farmer and her grandson, Jake English. During his quest to venture to Texas, he discovers that Jake has a plan to leave the island as well. A plan based solely on children's fiction. AU; Dirk/Jake
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
The Pirate's Treasure by chibi-excel reviews
Pirate Captain Antonio wants one thing, and one thing only; a mermaid. Boy or girl doesn't matter, as long as they are royalty and can make him jewels.He's got his wish, but dealing with this prince is going to be much harder than he thought. Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,977 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hopeless Hearts by Art Is Dead reviews
Jake goes to visit Dirk in Texas for a month, only to be bombarded with drama and conflicting emotions. Rated M for future smut, language and drug/alcohol analogies.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Zero Tolerance by Resluver1912 reviews
Lovino lives a perfect life. Or atleast thats how he is suppose to appear. Antonio lives a life as a dangerous gangbanger. North Side meets South Side as these two are partnered in their Chemistry class. But there is one chemical reaction these 2 arent prepared for- Love. AU, human names used. Based on the book "Perfect Chemistry" by Simone Elkeles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,258 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Bath time by emismpunk reviews
It has an unspoken rule about it. It is something every male nation has experienced at one time or another, bath time. But these times are no ordinary baths, they involve a seductive little blonde that leaves them hot an bothered. Kiku decides to get revenge on the little minx that all the men both dread and can't get enough of, but Alfred has other plans. JapAme Collab 91RedRoses
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2012 - America, Japan - Complete
Bogeyman by Punchdrunk Marvel reviews
John doesn't believe in monsters. He doesn't believe in imaginary people, superstitions, little goblins or fairies or things that go bump in the night. John doesn't believe in the bogeyman... that is, until he meets Dave Strider, a supernatural dude who has just hijacked his closet and is now demanding candy by the pound, and oh yeah, one more thing... A place to crash. DaveJohn
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,154 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Lotophagi by Salty Peanuts reviews
This is the story of the countries from their humble beginnings in the twelfth century, to the chrome-coated world of the year 3000. From the top of the first page, to the end of the last day. Mostly Rochu, PruHunAus, Gerita, and Fruk if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,812 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Russia, China
If It's Love by chibi-excel reviews
Five year old Antonio makes friends with a fifteen year old Lovino. Things happen and he ends up being turned 20 by a 'fairy' who turns out to be an angel. This may or may not be a parody of shojo manga*cough* Spamano GerIta PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,179 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Culture Shock by hetaliareference reviews
Germany comes to visit Spain's home with both Italies for the weekend but clashing cultures and family strife make for a very stressful vacation. Pairings: Germany/Italy and Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,494 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Stars by Salty Peanuts reviews
China shows up at Russia's doorstep in a wonderfully horny drunken mess, and before playing the caring best friend and listening to all his boring troubles, Russia's determined to get a little somethin' somethin' first. Rochu, light lemon, twoshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Russia, China - Complete
In Sickness by Kaida Daygona reviews
Dave's discovered he's sick, so he has to stay in the hospital. After a while, someone else has to occupy the other half of the room, some dork with an annoying laugh. Dave begrudges this at first, but then warms up to the new occupant. Very Sadstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Kismet by BlueFlamePy reviews
Lovino learns the hard way that things change and that they can change quickly. The necklace fell and now he's in a strange land far from home. Will he ever see his brother again? Will he find his way home? Or will he discover home is where the heart is? Fate is a strange woman and can work in mysterious ways. SpaMano, Picture by Lilou chan on DA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 174,431 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Belgium - Complete
Why Did it Have to be You? by livelongandgetiton reviews
AU; SpainxRomano; Lovino's parents are tired of his horrible behavior, and hire Antonio to babysit him. But time is a cruel mistress, and in absence the heart grows fonder. These are just some of the things Antonio and Lovino will learn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,876 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Oh Bullocks! We've Swapped Bodies! by Strider Song reviews
Jane and Roxy pull a prank on Dirk and Jake. Will they learn more about eachother than what the other's body looks like? Multi-chapter. BoyxBoy Smut, don't like don't read. Yeah, this'll be fun! Note: this is my first fic so reviews for improvement are more than welcome!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,798 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Mangaka by Dark wolf's last day reviews
AU. Japan and America are mangaka. So are Hungary, Liechtenstein, Poland, and Belgium. Japan kisses America as a manga reference, but is it just because of that? AmeriPan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, Japan - Complete
Unexpected by marble-fire reviews
After the shocking realization of being pregnant, Romano decides to keep the baby without letting Antonio know about it. That is until things go wrong... Spamano Obviously Mpreg Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,535 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Find A Temple, Build A Temple by eggjam reviews
"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3924 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Manifest Absolut by Eshli reviews
Dirk comes to live with Jake on the island and things turn out far more better than he could have ever imagined. Literally.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
A Very Important Day by adrielan reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and the love of your life is getting married. What will you do?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,770 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
The 12 Days of Spamano by Mollz33 reviews
Spain decides to give Romano the 12 days of Christmas. Only, things don't go exactly as planned...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,358 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
A Hero and his Yaoi by Iggymonster reviews
Nobody could ever guess the skeletons hidden in Alfred's closet...including his sexuality. But when he falls for the cute little Japanese boy, maybe it's time the skeletons came out. Gakuen Hetalia/AU, Ameripan, sometimes diary POV, human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - America, Japan
Steam by Luna-k reviews
In which America and Japan both come to a realization, a smooshy boy/boy romance is begun, and dumplings are eaten. An Ameripan fic that gives me joy to write it, so I figured I would share it with the internet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,213 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, Japan
Welcome to Baker Island by retiredddddddd reviews
When no one agrees to play with him, America forces the former Allied and Axis powers to reenact World War Two on a deserted island. GerIta, FrUK, USJap, RuChi. Rated T for suggested adult themes, minor language, and petty violence. Set in modern day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,713 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Anges en Angleterre by GoxHaya reviews
When France starts and online love advice site, he soon finds himself to be the savior for his most frequent client's love life. But as his life and King of Camelot's start to parallel, France wonders if there is more than what meets the eye. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,282 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - France, England/Britain
Herr Stick by Rocky and CG reviews
To jump on the bandwagon, I went ahead and wrote about Germany loving Herr Stick and the...complications that arise. A very very silly fanfiction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Little Drop of Healing by Kari Kurofai reviews
It was America's fault Kiku was injured So badly. So of course, he should be the one to bring him back to health. Focus on the end of WW2 and The Cold War. Alfred/Kiku, Francis/Arthur, Onesided Alfred/Arthur, Ludwig/Feliciano, HRE/Italy, Ivan/Yao.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,113 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - America, Japan
If I never asked, would you tell me? by marinoa reviews
It all began when a French boy found a bench and an English boy sitting on it. FrUk AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
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Love and Other Sacred Things reviews
22 year old Feliciano Vargas is told by his friend Elizaveta that he needs to get out of the church more. So he dresses as a commoner, hoping to find a friend to house him for the week he will be gone. Meet Ludwig. The German is mysterious and overly orderly, but Feliciano likes him anyway. In the meantime, Romano meets the new captain of the ship he ran away to. Spamano, GerIta AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,269 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Memories reviews
Italy had long ago accepted his love was dead. It was too painful not to. But when he meets the mysterious Germany, will he fing hope is still there? GerIta, ChibixHRE, Spamano in later chapters. Rated for yaoi and language. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
The One Who's There reviews
The mafia has overrun the South Italy. Spain finds Romano wandering through a destroyed Sicily and wants to help. Spamano two-shot. Rating for violence and language. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
A World of War reviews
A collection of WW2 oneshots. May contain yaoi, but very mild. Planned: Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Nuremberg, Invasion of Poland, Bataan Death March, et cetera. Rated T, rating may change
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2012 - America, Japan
What I'll Never Tell You reviews
There are some things Romano wants to tell Spain, but he just can't. Or can he? Spamano fluff; GerIta if you squint which, come on, you are Rated for Roma's flowery language ;
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Grasshopper reviews
In which the Allies win WW2 and decide to party hard to celebrate. ; RoChu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2012 - China, Russia - Complete