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Plot Bunnies

Memories of a Continued Existence : Light gets a second chance at life in an alternate universe where kira didn't exist. L is a normal (sort of) fifteen-year-old going to Light's school. The problem is, Light still has all his memories from his previous life while L does not. What happens then?

Eru-chan

P.S. You can skip the rest and go straight to my stories if you don't want to waste your life! ;

Quotes

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I don't suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
I'm not random just-- OMG A FISH! O_O
BANANA PHONE! HAHAHAHA! Post this on your profile if you are extremely random.
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it.
I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS.
Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then it hits me.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything.
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello, can't work today, still queer."
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Rock Paper Scissors

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING

One fine day in the middle of the night.
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each oher.

Female Comebacks!

Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Woman: The only map I've got for you leads straight off a cliff.

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(We don't get fake fake bacon. We get real fake bacon.)

On an American Flag:
Made in China
(Wow America)

At Funplex:
Paintless Paintball
(So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place:
Adult Movies
(Real smart)

In a Parking Lot:
Do not park in the parking lot.
(That's okay, the streets are empty.)

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

So... umm I just wasted about thirty minutes of your life if you read all that, but hopefully you had fun! ;

Eru-chan