Hello, I’m, Viciada desde 2005, which roughly translates in to addict since 2005. You see my penname is in Portuguese. I live in Brazil. I’m fluent in both English and Portuguese.

I also have Dyslexia. To the people who don’t know what Dyslexia is, it’s a learning disability in reading and writing. So if you spot spelling or grammatical erros in my writing go ahead and tell me, I won't feel offended.

I finally created an account here after all these years, but I fell like I cant compete with some of the most wonderful authors in this site for the more I read what they write, the more I want to write. But every time I start I just think I cant compete…

I also suffer from constant surges of laziness, it´s very serious and affect my life immensely. My greatest worry is abandoning a story that people like. I had this happen to me before on this site and I’ll try not to be one of them.

Things you probably don’t want to know about;

Me
Gender: female
Age: well, I could tell you but next year I would be wrong and the next and the next… you see I’m just not getting any younger!
Like: L! I love L (death note) and Watari (Death Note too). I love that old man to bits! He reminds me of my own grandfather. Zoro and one piece in general. Chocolate I cant live with out it!...then theirs family and friends and all that jazz...

I'm an artist over all else! hear me raw!... uh, any way... this is my Deviant Art account:

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most of the stuff here goes from old to new (ok, mostly old...) but yah. not sure how long I'm going to keep this thing posted here...

My beta

I seem to have beta repellent on... no really. my betas are ether leving me or falling off the face of the earth. is it me? but now I have Mrs. zchocolatebunniesrulezworld as a beta and it's all good... until something happens with her too. HOPEFULLY not, but... you know how life is... ~lalalalala life goes on!~

My work/story or story related:

I like humor. I like laughing and feeling good about life so I tend to write with humor. of cores, if writing drama it won't show all that much but I feel like to write a good story you need veneration. it can't be humor all the way or cute and fluffy all the way, same of angst. it can not be in. every. signal. chapter. you need a brake every other chapter. other wise it will be "I can't take it any more! too much angst/humor/horror/drama/fluff!"

Notes bored:

I decided to put this up for the poor readers. I apparently have collected soon of you and deiced that instead of killing you with anticipation (or just leaving it be for do long you say "screw this" and move on...) for months I might as well put this up. just so you have an idea of where the next chapter of a story you may or may not be interested is coming up.

12 sides of L:

OK, it has been a really long time yes. and if there is still people out there who are interested now i have time to put more effort into my story. i make no promises but i probably will have the next chapter up before the month is up.

Here is some fan art done for my story 12 sides of L .

Sniff, I had to remove the links to threeBOWLSofRAMEN fan art since it disappeared...

The Trinity- By Cassidy304

12 L's- By me

12 sides of L -by Loves-Chihuahuas

In the restaurant -by mortieru

The 12 Sides of L -by ~13-B-13

Randomness:

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full house
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -mr.rodgers neighbor hood-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
You had a furbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shut up!!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

I love Quotes but I don’t remember where I got them from or who. Some are strait from other fictions. I give complete credit to the people who wrote them:

-“That’s for me to know, and for you to ignore.”

-“I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.” (Family guy)

-"That would be so cool if it weren't about to hurt us,"

-"The voices in my head might not be real, but they have some very good ideas,"

-"Randomness is the base of conversation."

-"I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off."

-“Death is Life's way of telling you, 'You're fired!'”

-“Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!”

-"I 'could' act like a normal person, but where's the fun in that?" (Yes where is the fun in that?)

-"I like you; when I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless."

-“You guys have fun, me and my man skirt are off!”

-“Well, butter my rump and call me toast!”

-“A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.”

-"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

-“Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.”

-“Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!”( that is what I live by on)

-“Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children.”

-“I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.”

-“I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead!”

-“Earth First. We'll screw up the other planets later.”

-“Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.”

-“Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.”

-“Few women admit their age ... Fewer men act theirs.”

-“You have the right to remain silent. So please SHUT UP.”

-“Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.”

-“It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.” -(True, very true)

-“Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?”

-"You got romantic advice from whores?" (a fiction)

- "No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one." -Robert Byrne

- "If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child." -Linda Sunshine

-"Come on, Max," Tala urged. "This could be kinky."--Electric Chair

-"When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion." --Abraham Lincoln

- "Fear is only a four letter word." -Jeff Hardy

-“As we grow as unique persons, we learn to respect the uniqueness of others.” - Robert H. Schuller

-Whoever said nothing is impossible obviosly never tried to slam a revolving door shut.

-A good friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting next to you saying "Man, that was so awesome!"

-I'm not "Anti-Bush" I'm "Pro-Intelligence"

-Remember: A stranger is just a friend you haven't met... or a rapist, take a chance!

-Millions of people say they can do something. One out of a million actually accomplishes it.

-Smile to yourself, people will wonder what you’re up to.

-“We are all artists when we are children, the problem is remaining an artist as we grow up”
-Pablo Picasso

-"If mad, count to ten...If really mad, swear."

-"I’m sorry, it’s just it’s such a pretty boat – ship." Captain Jack Sparrow

-"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate." Captain Jack Sparrow

-"She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our words really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman." Captain Jack Sparrow

-"If you were waiting for the opportune moment…that was it." Captain Jack Sparrow

-"Don't touch my dirt."- Captain Jack Sparrow

-"I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs, now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something."
- Captain Jack Sparrow

-“If I told you all my problems, you’d call the nice men with white jackets,"

-Suichi blinked, “Wait, I lost to a dead guy?” (from a fiction)

-Since when did people invent chuckling pillows? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD MAKE CHUCKLING PILLOWS. Now that I think of it... WHY THE HELL WOULD I BUY ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE (from a fiction)

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.

-Persond-who-doesn't-go-to-my-school: What is wrong with you?!
Me/people who go to my school: You wanna list?

-Kurama wasn’t stupid - he could detect trouble when it came with pom-poms to dance a cheer. (from a fiction)

-"So tell me. What’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" (from a fiction)

-Lucci wanted to rip it off the wall and possibly stomp on it, but he didn’t. He had composure. He had dignity. He had a pigeon on his shoulder sipping tea from a tiny teacup. (from a fiction)

-" When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. " (so painfully true)

-"Last night, I laid in bed looking up at the stars and though to myself, 'Where the hell is the ceiling?'"

-"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."

-“Overreacting? My SISTER is going to get married to a dull-witted human with the IQ of an over cooked mashed potato! Don’t tell me to calm down! She’d be better off marrying your Death Tree!”

-"When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for something useful instead."

-“Kids were easy to deal with once you realized one important fact. Regardless of where they were from or who their parents were, every child was born with a crude, simple morality that boiled down to: "I want it, I want it now, give it to me now, or I will do something horrible."

In other words, kids were pirates.”

-"Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape"- William S. Burroughs

~ If its not your cup of tea, then DON'T DRINK THE DAMN TEA.

~ Insecurities are about as useful as putting the pin back in the grenade.

~ The physiology exam was a piece of cake – which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.

~ That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast . . .

~ Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

~ Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

~ Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have any film.

~ Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

~ I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

~ Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

~ Don't regret doing things; regret getting caught.

~ People are like slinkies --Basically useless and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

-A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth. -George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "Man and Superman" (1903), act I

Famous last words:

"No, these windows are okay to lean on."

"I can pass this guy."

"My brakes are fine."

"Nice doggy."

"Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du--"

"So, you're a cannibal."

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"

"I wonder where the mother bear is."

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."