Title: Mini Love Notes
Pairing: LxRaitoxL
Rating: T
Disclaimer: The idea came to from Mika, and the style was from the book 'Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging'. Oh, and I don't own the characters.
Summary: AU. "I know you need to do this to patch things up guys, but could you leave your post its somewhere else? I can't find the handle to the mini fridge door anymore." --- Matsuda. LxRaitoxL cuteness.
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A/N: Okay, my inspiration lately has been rotting with the rubbish at the local dump, and I have had no drive for writing anything, possibly because of the horrible dawning knowledge that the submission for my A-level Art work is neigh, and I haven't even completed half of it D: I am, beyond a doubt, screwed.
Anyway, impending doom aside, I hope you enjoy this quick little thing I thought up of to alleviate my stress (unsuccessfully).
Time to have my soul sucked out by examiners.
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"If I feel like a painting isn't going well, I put a puppy in it."
--- Norman Rockwell
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MINI LOVE NOTES
Raito-kun
Because you can mysteriously sneak away before I can approach you, I have placed this post it note on the fridge door to try to apologise. Though I am still sceptical of what I am apologising for, here it is:
I am sorry.
L
X.x.X
L
If you don't know what you're apologising for, don't. Also, I don't sneak away from you; I just have a reason to leave whenever you inhabit the same space as me.
And don't try to slink back into the bedroom tonight.
Raito
X.x.X
Raito-kun
Locking the bedroom door was hurtful, dear. I have apologised for whatever transgression I have committed, does it matter whether or not I know what I'm apologising for?
Next time I see you I am going to drag you to the nearest closet.
L
X.x.X
L
Bastard.
Raito
X.x.X
Rai-chan
You liked it :D
L
X.x.X
L
You (line is scribbled out and indecipherable) This is what I'm talking about. All you ever think about is sex.
Raito
X.x.X
Raito-kun
But sex is part of a successful relationship, dear. Is my performance beginning to slip?
L
X.x.X
L
No. (Series of indecipherable scribbles) There's more to a relationship than sex, L.
Raito
X.x.X
L and Raito
I know you need to do this to patch things up guys, but could you put the notes somewhere else? I can't find the handle to the mini fridge anymore.
Matsuda
X.x.X
Matsuda-san
This is a delicate situation. Please stay out of it.
L
PS: The handle is on the left under the pink post it.
X.x.X
L
Stop being rude. Just because you're suffering from sexual frustration doesn't mean you have to take it out on everyone else.
Raito
X.x.X
Raito-kun
I can and will until Raito-kun gives me a legitimate reason for cutting me off. I have not had sex for two days. Soon I will throw all caution to the wind and drag you to the nearest closet again.
L
X.x.X
L and Raito
You two are not going into the closet again! I was traumatised after what I saw when you two were in there! Can't you two just kiss and make up already!? The tension between you two in the building is ridiculous!
Aizawa
X.x.X
Raito-kun
Listen to Aizawa-san, dear. Kiss and make up with me, and I promise to be more considerate to your… (scribble) feelings.
L
X.x.X
L
I'm sure you will.
Raito
X.x.X
Raito-kun
Do you wish for me to swear on strawberry shortcakes? I will. (Scribble) May we copulate now?
L
X.x.X
L and Raito
Please stop posting these on the fridge. We've got a perfectly good message board beside the calendar, which is next to the fridge.
Ide
X.x.X
Ide
Sorry. But even if I start posting on the message board L will still post on here. He's retarded like that.
Raito
X.x.X
Raito-kun
Do I sense hostility?
L
X.x.X
L
What do you think?
Raito
X.x.X
Raito-kun
Answering a question with another question is rude.
L
X.x.X
L
Yeah, you would know all about good manners, wouldn't you? Dumbass.
Raito
X.x.X
L and Raito
This is intervention, guys! We can't afford to replace another broken chair from one of your fights, so everyone else agrees that you two need to 'kiss and make up'.
Matsuda
X.x.X
Matsuda
I am trying, but Raito-kun is being very stubborn. He won't accept my apologies.
L
X.x.X
Raito
Accept L's apology otherwise I'm handcuffing you two together.
Aizawa
X.x.X
Aizawa
That is a good idea. Do it anyway, Aizawa.
L
X.x.X
L and Aizawa
You handcuff me to the pervert and I will kill you Aizawa. I don't care if I'll be imprisoned. L, leave me alone. I'm still annoyed with you.
Raito
X.x.X
Raito-kun
I am one hundred per cent serious when I say that the silent treatment you are giving me is very upsetting. I will apologise for anything now. I am tired of fighting with you.
L
X.x.X
L and Raito
A warning guys. Everyone is going to drag Raito's dad into this if another table is broken.
Matsuda
X.x.X
L
…Fine. I'll stop the silent treatment. If only to stop you from throwing another childish tantrum again.
Raito
X.x.X
Raito-kun
I do not throw childish tantrums.
L
X.x.X
L
For God's sake! I said I'd talk to you! Why are you giving me the silent treatment!?
Raito
X.x.X
Raito
You don't like it when it happens to you for no reason.
L
X.x.X
L
Alright. Let's stop this now. Tonight, we're going to sit down and talk about this, even if I have to chain you to the bed.
Raito
X.x.X
L and Raito
Soichirou-san says you two can be excused from work tomorrow to short things out if you want. USE YOUR TIME WISELY.
Ide
X.x.X
Everyone
Raito-kun and I shall be taking an impromptu one week vacation. Goodbye.
L
X.x.X
Aizawa
Are we still allowed to post these on the fridge?
Matsuda
X.x.X
Matsuda
I don't see why not. Those arrogant bastards used the damned fridge as the message board, so why shouldn't we?
Aizawa
X.x.X
Aizawa & Matsuda
Because we have a message board beside the fridge.
Mogi
X.x.X
Mogi
The Hello! Kitty one?
Matsuda
X.x.X
Matsuda
We got it free, why not use it?
Mogi
X.x.X
Mogi
I'm not putting post it stamps on that. It's bad enough all we have are pink rose scented post it stamps…who's are these anyways?
Aizawa
X.x.X
Aizawa
L's.
Mogi
X.x.X
…Ah.
…Let's actually talk to each other instead of doing this anymore.
Aizawa
X.x.X
Aizawa
Why? It's kinda fun!
Matsuda
X.x.X
Matsuda
Okay, we're getting rid of these things.
Aizawa.
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A/N: Ah, procrastination…
Well, not much to say here 'cept…hope y'all enjoyed!