Sanguini/SS/HG: AU: Hermione finally gets a seeing-eye dog after all the others were afraid of her. (M for reasons)

Hermione had zero intentions of mucking around with demons of the past. The Room of Requirement had different plans. When she enters the room after she summons memories of her past on the last day at Hogwarts, she is brought back to a time where lives are potent, people are younger, and memories are sour creatures of the forgotten. (Set in 1989...)

Beginning in June of their 5th year. Marriage law, the most logical thing is for Hermione to marry Severus (right?). What will the Dark Lord think about this? As well as Harry and Ron?

After Voldermort fell Hermione Granger fled to Australia. When she returned a year later the world had moved on without her. Lost and alone she accepts an unexpected offer and dives headfirst into a new, happy life. Until an object appears from beyond the grave. An object that shouldn't exist. After all, everyone thought the world was safe now. Apparently, they thought wrong.

Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))

It was only for one night. One night that went too far. Now she was stuck with far more of Malfoy than she'd ever intended. Hermione had gone to the Gala to make her ex-husband regret the day he'd left her for another woman. Presented with a wicked proposition from Draco to make her plan a resounding success, Hermione let the fire whisky do the talking and agreed.

The last thing Hermione Granger expected after the war was to suddenly be made responsible for a not-so-dead Severus Snape.

Severus and Hermione meet again, seven years after the war. They both have changed, but are ready to kindle a friendship. A bit of intrigue along the way draws them together in ways they never expected. A lot of fluff and some OOC. Rating may change.

Hermione uses an obscure spell from the Black library to change destinies with Harry as he lays dying. Now Hermione Potter (oops!), goes back to the very beginning. Can she rewrite the wrongs? Will Harry get the happy ending he deserves? What are these tattoos and who mentioned anything about soulmates? Mature audience, violence, smut Multiple Pairings some last some don't

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

Several years after the war Hermione suffers a brutal attack that everyone should have seen coming. Can she survive the aftermath and find happiness? With Severus and her friends by her side she will work to pick up the broken pieces and fight back. HG/SS

Draco's life had finally settled to normal. He had decent friends and a stable job as Potions Master at Hogwarts that he loved. He was happy, until the new Transfiguration professor turned his world upside down with her attitude and sexy high heeled shoes, the attraction driving Draco absolutely mental. If only Hermione knew Draco Malfoy had a shoe fetish...

ἀποκάλυψις- revelation, an unveiling or unfolding of things not previously known. The Ministry falls before Harry's 17th, and threads of Fate unravel. Forces far older than humanity crawl from the shadows. Children break their shackles to become more, and gods are forged through magic and blood. A tale of coming-of-age, rebellion, and apocalypse in a broken and lawless land.

It started with dysfunction from the beginning. Severus Snape, clear-minded and pragmatic, had no one to turn to for this dilemma. Perhaps the detestable witch who passed the laws would have an idea. He was alone. He was a prisoner to his own isolation. Non-Canon Snape lives. A very furry situation is to be had- ready for chaos? (Rated for possible violence and I dont trust myself)

Hermione is about start her new career when her friends insist on a night out using the charm she invented during her charms mastery. Under it's influence, the charm disguises physical features allowing them to remain anonymous. She meets a man with whom she instantly connects but realizes he's used her charm as well. But Hermione makes a mistake...full summary inside.

"Do you love me?" asked Hermione. "I do. Since 1970," he replied. [Image from Google]

Four years after leaving Hogwarts, the fight against Voldemort is still in motion. The Order is scattered across the country, while Hermione is pulled and placed into Hogwarts. At Hogwarts, Hermione continues the fight on a different front. AU after HBP. SSHG.

SSHG/AU: The end of the war was just the beginning of all the drama that would follow Severus Snape after he failed to die like a normal person. (COMPLETE) Gift for SnapeSupercedesSocialization

After his name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry woke to a disturbing reality. The wizarding world only saw him as an expendable pawn, his carefree attitude towards studying left him struggling to survive, and he had never truly appreciated the one, constant companion at his side—Hermione Granger. It was high time for change. Gradual Grey!HHR.

The shunned wizard. The bought witch. Though had she simply sold herself in another way? No, no, this was *her* choice. SS/HG HEA...Always :) Oh, and as ever, Ron-bashing

Fifth year: After the Dementor attack, Harry is not returning to Hogwarts – is he? ! Instead of Harry, a snake moves into the lions' den. People won't know what hit them when Dumbledore's chess pawn Harry is lost in time… Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!

Hermione Granger is caught in the web of an unethical law, that she does not intend to follow. Standing tall in front of thousands of muggleborns she raises her fist at the face of the ministry and decides when the time comes to sacrifice herself in order to bring down the law. An unwilling participant will come on board with half a heart, but will end up giving it all to her.

When the wizarding war takes a dark turn, Hermione is thrown back into the past- straight to Potter Cottage in Godric's Hollow. Now she has the chance to change everything for the better, even if it means erasing the childhood she treasured and writing her friends out of her life. But when her presence alters the timeline, she has to prove to the Order the truth of her future.

With Harry dead, Hermione knows there's only one thing left they can do to defeat Voldemort. She must invoke the goddess, but when she's offered life and not death in exchange for Hecate's powers, will she be able to handle the consequences of her actions? Reverse Harem. SwP, Kinky, Soul bond.

It was a fortunate accident that as the world burned around them, it was he who saved her. He never imagined his actions would have such far reaching consequences. But then again, magic and fate always played by their own rules. Thorfinn Rowle just never thought he'd ever get caught in the middle. [Thormione] [postwar]

The war is won, but at what cost? Hermione is given a choice to put things to right, at the cost of her whole life, or to let it be. Will Severus do the right thing, this time around? Long fic planned, WIP. Updates will be irregular but 90k words written so far.

Hermione went back to Hogwarts to teach, thinking it wouldn't be an adventure. How foolish of her. Now she finds herself in an alternate dimension, where things aren't... *quite* the story she's used to. In the gaps, maybe she can find the space for all sorts of things she wasn't expecting. -RL/HG is the plan but I might veer into SS/HG depending on my mood; M for (tasteful) smut

AU. Tom Riddle makes sure Hermione Granger never receives her Hogwarts letter. (written for Tomione Trope Bingo 2020)

Hermione Granger's reluctant marriage to Severus Snape is hard work. Keeping it secret from the rest of the world? Even harder. Mad-Eye Moody uses the Marriage and Linkage Act of 1997 to be a pushy matchmaker. Deathly Hallows Marriage Law AU.

17-year-old Harry Potter, thought long dead and raised by a supposed traitor, finally attends Hogwarts. There he meets Hermione Granger, who instantly piques his interest and together they find they share some questionable desires. Just how far will the two of them go? And with the full support of a mutt, no less. Dark Harmony.

Tom Riddle capitalizes on the tragedy that is the brightest witch of her age scrubbing tables like a house elf in Diagon Alley.

What if there was a way to go back in to the past and change the future without a paradox, what if then everything we know is wrong and it was made right, what if there was something darker to our beloved characters...

Hermione is slowly coming into her succubus inheritance, but the only one that notices is Molly Weasley. Hermione is 2 weeks from her 17th birthday and her first transformation and its becoming harder to hide a sex devil within the walls of Hogwarts. Hermione/Ginny. Hermione/ Abraxas Black (Lucius)/Tobias Prince (Severus) Ginny/Harry

Upon finding herself thrown back in time to 1987, Hermione decides to befriend a young Potions Master. He has other ideas.

Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her 8th Year to find that the Potions teacher is one Severus Snape. And not only that, he's now a vampire and incredibly hot. Rated M.

Dumbledore decides at the start of her fourth year that Hermione will be instrumental in aiding the war effort. Using her time-turner she might just manage to find the time to make his plans work, but she will come to need the guidance from her growing friendship with Snape. Disrupted by a marriage law in her sixth year, how will events unfold? A story with a slow burn romance.

"This all started because of that damn purple vial that you handed me, Miss Granger!" Severus Snape snarled sinisterly over the small space separating the two of them, but for their thoroughly conjoined hands. Their irreparably joined hands, it seemed. Hermione sighed, dropping into the seat at his desk and forced to sit kitty-corner...

Hermione's new flatmate is driving her mad. Not the one that she's involved in a friends-with-benefits thing, no. The other one. The one that doesn't actually live there, but stays over way too often. The one her flatmate claims is just a friend. And once she finally voices her assumptions, both set out to prove just how wrong she truly is. [Muggle AU]

Camming was always a means to an end. She had bills to pay, no family to help her through the unpredictability of her twenties and well… Sex sells, right? or the one in which Hermione agrees to one night with a fan.

Hermione decides to finish her final year, despite the mere thought of Hogwarts sending her into a panic. Severus spends most days of his new found freedom drunk or unconscious. Fate(and Minerva) bring them together on a mission, but it's no smooth sailing. Can they each overcome their demons for a chance at something more? *This is my first story, let me know what you think!*

[HG/SS] Sirius Black spent years in Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, but when he commits another crime against Hermione, no one was there to see it. Unfortunately, many people would rather trust Sirius than Severus, and Sirius is taking full advantage of this. [AU]

Harry wishes he could go back in time and tell his younger self—always so lost, desperately searching for a family and a place to belong—that the answer was there all along. Right there next to him. Post-Hogwarts HHr.

Severus has been hidden away since the end of the war, held in an enchanted sleep. Less than a day after finally rejoining the land of the living, he ends up trapped in the body of Neville Longbottom. Working with Hermione Granger to set everything right proves to be less frustrating than anticipated.

AU from the end of OotP. Dumbledore decides that Harry must go into hiding to ensure his safety, and Hermione insists on accompanying him. Dumbledore's plan? Harry and Hermione are to be magically adopted by Snape, becoming his children legally, magically, and physically. My version of the Snape-adopts-Harry story.

Hermione believed life was a decent pace. She was successful, loved her family, and expelled energy on changing the world. An alarming night brings back the bitter cold of the war, the pains of fighting, her lack of connection, and more intriguing- a former professor? What happens when she's forced into a situation less appealing? What revelations take place in such a new setting?

Young Severus Snape finds a magic lamp complete with djinn, but he can't get the wishes he really wants. Also, the wishes he does get seem to take forever and a day to come true. This will eventually be a romance, but there's a fair bit of drama before we get there! Eventual SS/HG.

After the war, the Trio has returned to Hogwarts. Harry has been dating Hermione for a few months, and has been madly in love with her for a lot longer. Problem is, they've been friends for so long that he doesn't know what more to do to show her he loves her. Would a girl like Hermione Granger really go for flowers? Pure fluff, with some humor. COMPLETE!

Hermione's Plan: Travel back in time and show Severus Snape that he does have a life worth fighting for. Not Hermione's Plan: Fall in love with him. **HPFF 2017 Dobby Winner - Best AU** **HPFT F.R.O.G.s Winner for Best Novel** **HPFT Slytherin's My Father Will Hear About These Awards 2017 Winner - Best Chaptered Fic**

SSHG, AU: He's been with her all her life through the best and worst times, only she never knew it.

When Kingsley makes a simple mistake while holding a powerful magical object, Severus Snape is brought back to life.

Voldemort fled but had not been defeated. Biding his time, he had once again brought about terror. Harry and Hermione have lost everyone they held dear. And so a blood rite, almost sinfully dark, helped take them to the Marauders' era to fix the world and prevent it from meeting the destruction it had once already suffered in another life. WARNING: Major Character Death. HGSB

When Hermione left the orphanage where she was raised to visit Harry at Grimmauld, she expected it to be a perfectly normal visit. What she got instead was a creature inheritance and a whole history she knew nothing about, but has no choice but to accept. Eventual Hermione/Multiple.

Five years after the war, the world was moving on in peace. Hermione had fallen into the norm of just doing her job at the ministry. Juggling muggle parents is difficult. So is her utter lack of life outside of work. What happens when the simple act of a faked relationship leads to not just her parents' happiness, but something else? Laughter.

Hermione keeps taking Lucius Malfoy to court. The older wizard doesn't seem to mind showing up or staring at her. Though they never do have any evidence against him. So he always walks off a free man. Or is he enslaved by a new obsession? "You're guilty of about 10000 war crimes," Hermione snarled. "How is it you always walk free?" Lucius smirked, "Watch me, Miss Granger."

If you're rating wizards with a friend, don't let Slytherins overhear you.

Snape is #1 on the Dth Eater hit-list after the fall of the Dark Lord. His memory is wiped when he is attacked, and to buy time to find a solution, Dumbledore hides him amongst the 7th yrs under a glamour and the watchful eye of HG. Repost.

Officially, Hermione Granger was killed in action during the Battle of Hogwarts. Unofficially, Draco Malfoy has never stopped searching for her. Years after the war during a mission in France, his salvation comes in the form of a little blond boy and a familiar half-Kneazle. [COMPLETE.]

Draco, Hermione, and Theo accidentally get locked into a cell in Azkaban for the weekend. And... THERE'S ONLY ONE BED! F/M/M- PWP

The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.

SSHG, AU: The Ministry put some really strict rules on Snape's inheritance to prevent him from getting his fortune(s) back. Harry is sent to be an unwilling witness to Snape's inability to satisfy their conditions. They say that the best revenge is living well, and Harry may end up having some rather startling revelations to the extent of exactly how stupid the rules really are.

It's supposed to be a ploy to get Granger to notice what's been in front of her the entire time. There's only two things wrong with that: she's brilliant, something he's vastly underestimated, and such as his luck, the entire thing goes tits up.

They've talked for months about this day. They've discussed boundaries, scenes, what's ok and what isn't. Now? Now? Now they get to act out one of Ron's favorite fantasies: Professor and cheeky rule breaking student. Romione. Dom!Ron. sub!Hermione. Smut. Praise kink.

Hermione Granger is a hopeless romantic with a checklist a kilometre long for her future partner. Draco Malfoy is a cynical, opinionated playboy with a less than positive outlook on love. When Malfoy crashes her carefully reimagined Witch Weekly after years of hard-earned prestige, Hermione is determined to prove to him that the perfect man does exist. Inspired by The Ugly Truth.

Paroled to preserve their magical bloodlines, Thorfinn Rowle and Antonin Dolohov are just trying to get on with their lives. A drunken one night stand between Hermione and Thorfinn, coupled with Dolohov's obsession with the curly haired witch, lead them toward a series of unexpected, but not entirely unfortunate events.

Sincere smiles, dutiful greetings, looks - greedy, curious, amazed, dirty, cold, and whispers behind her back. A normal reaction to her rare visits. Overhearing someone whispering:' What a slut', the woman smiled ironically, but not without satisfaction.

This was my gift to gagliarua for the 2019 ss/hg gift fest. Hermione gets Snape to help her evade the Ministry's new Marriage Law.

Hermione harbors unrequited feelings for Harry and takes matters into her own hands. She makes a love potion with an unexpected kick, and when Snape intercepts it, Hermione's world becomes bitterly entangled with Snape's. Now it's up to the two of them to find an antidote before the potion takes over Snape's mind and drives him to regrettable action. But someone is interfering.

After the war, Hermione is living in the muggle world, Ron cheated on her and sold their private story to Rita Skeeter. At a Christmas Party she and Severus agree on a "no-strings-attached"-arrangement, no commitments, no feelings. It's foolproof, what could possibly go wrong? When he is offered a job overseas will he realise his true feelings? M for dark themes, Ron-bashing. R&R!

When Teddie Green is sorted into Slytherin house, everyone believes her fate is sealed. But Teddie has much to offer the Wizarding World in ways they do not expect. (Complete!).

A chance encounter between Hermione and Draco during sixth year set a series of events into action that neither expected. After the final battle the magic of the wizarding world has been left deeply unbalanced. The old magic will always find a way to repair itself. It calls the two from The Light and The Dark to fix what was broken. All it asks of them is a lifelong commitment.

George spends Christmas with Harry and Hermione M/M/F

When the headmasters secrets are exposed, Hermione does the only thing she knows how. She learns. She accepts. She spies. She teaches. And somehow falls in love in the progress.

Draco Malfoy has just arrived from twenty years in the future and insists on speaking to his wife, Hermione Granger. The only problem is that the Draco Malfoy she knows is still the snarky, button-pushing boy upstairs-and not the man in front of her now.

Mostly set during DH - Hermione receives an unexpected delivery from Dumbledore with a few surprise revelations and an very useful gift. How will it effect her time on the run with the boys? And her own personal future?

[HG/SS] AU/Crack: Severus Snape has to deliver the acceptance letter to the Granger home thanks to Minerva being sick with the cat flu. He has no idea how this one event will change his life forever. SSHG/HEA (COMPLETE)

AU: Harry has his world turned upside down when he is taken from the Dursleys. Vernon and Petunia will spend five-years in prison for child abuse and neglect. Harry struggles through his new life at a boarding school for military bound boys. Harry struggles to fight his demons and learn about magic when he is brought into the wizarding world three years later at the age of eleven.

Embroiled in an unhappy marriage to Ron, haunted by the scars left behind by Voldemort's assault on the wizarding world, Hermione makes the bold decision to travel back in time in an attempt to change the course of history as she's known it after being given a mysterious Time-Turner. What will become of her in 1968, and what will become of the world she's left behind? Volmione.

Harry Potter turned out a little differently than he was portrayed in the books. The abuse was a little more implied, and so Harry developed traits to ensure his survival, and to secure his own future. Meet a boy-who-lived who has more hopes for the future than in canon.

Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth. COMPLETE.

Hermione returns to complete her NEWTs. But the girl who returns is not the same one everyone remembers. With the help of a few new companions in the form of Slytherin royalty and one Potions Master, maybe she will find her way back to the light. "I don't want ordinary...I want a storm! I don't want to know I am alive...I need to feel it!"

Tired of dealing with the hassle of dating, Harry and Hermione naively decide to turn to one another to fulfill some of their more carnal desires. With a set of carefully selected rules, they vow to not let something as simple as shagging impact their friendship. Fortunately, neither of the Gryffindor's had ever been keen on playing by the rules.

Hermione Granger is determined to prove to Draco Malfoy that blood purity has nothing to do with academic success, and he's just as eager to prove the views he inherited right. They embark on a journey of cat and mouse games, each desperately trying to outdo the other as they try to come to terms with their attraction. It will not a slow burn...not even a little bit.

The Second Wizarding War ends way sooner than anticipated and everyone in the order is dead save one Hermione Granger. Severus Snape in an effort to fulfill Dumbledore's dying instructions, sends her back in time to the beginnings of the first Wizarding War. Eventual Sirimione, Minor Remione. COMPLETE

In 1979 Bellatrix gave birth to a baby girl on the floor of her Azkaban cell. She was told the baby died. 17yrs later, Hermione is abducted during a skirmish in the Dept. of Mysteries. She is taken to Malfoy Manor to be questioned and killed, but Bella, spotting a unique birth mark she will never forget, sobs to the Dark Lord: "Please, Master, you cannot kill your own daughter!"

[HG/SS] AU: Neville's nervous twitch causes a really severe potions explosion that hits his lab partner, Hermione Granger. Her life is drastically changed forever. [Completely Crack]

AU/EWE: Severus Snape had no expectations of peace between himself and the golden boys of Gryffindor. Theirs was a cycle of hatred that went on and on with no end in sight. But one day changes all that, and Severus Snape finds someone he can actually care for, and she turns his life upside down, sideways, and diagonal. [HG/SS] M for Safety (COMPLETE)

[HG/SS] AU:Crack, Hermione wasn't supposed to get murdered by a troll. She was supposed to spur on Harry Potter and Ron Weasley and become their friend and thus keep them alive through multiple trials. All of Dumbledore's carefully laid out plans tank as Hermione Granger embraces a new life, thanks to none other than Severus Snape.

Thrust into an unwanted spotlight with no support from her friends, Hermione turned to alcohol and drugs as a means to ease the deep ache of abandonment. Her life was spiraling out of control until Harry decides to step in. Hiring an American talent management agency to help clean up Hermione, he never expected a blonde wizard from their past to waltz in and piece her back together

Severus Snape never meant to live, and he certainly never meant to be saddled with a bride half his age, but when the past rears its inconvenient head, both he and Hermione Granger must deal with the consequences. A foul mouthed, pureblood!Hermione, marriage-law-wannabe, EWE, romance.

When Snape unfairly gives Hermione a bad mark, she's not about to sit back and allow her GPA to be destroyed. Instead, she cleverly devises a plan to ask for the mark to be changed...and anything that entails. Manipulative Hermione. AU where Snape teaches Potions instead of DADA in the sixth year. Snape/Hermione when she is 17. Snamione Please review thx

A potion mishap, Secret Desires, and a Hidden Agenda. Hermione, Snape and Neville must recognize what it is that they truly desire to break the potions hold on them. Ron has his own desire of a future with Hermione, but he's mucked things up for the last time. Will Ron's own twisted desires prevent them from attaining their Hearts Desire? Will they get in their own way?

Hermione has invented a magical vibrator based on a grinding charm Severus Snape taylored for pestles. Now the only thing standing between her and a successful business venture is the question of whether the Potions master will allow the use of his spell.

HG/SS: AU: Hermione Granger disappeared during the Tri-Wizard tournament, and no one knows what became of her. Harry and Ron believe that Snape and Draco had her killed, but what really happened to Hermione? (COMPLETE)

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin and is taunted by her housemates, particularly Draco Malfoy, who succeeds in alienating the little witch from not just Slytherin House but the entirety of Hogwarts. But what will happen when Hermione finds out just who her real Father is...and how will she prove her worth?

Years into adulthood, Hermione Granger faces personal heartbreak and must learn to heal old wounds and find those responsible for the horrific acts. Juxtaposition of past events and current tell the tale. Warning- character deaths EWE SS/HG Reformed Malfoys. Ignored the epilogue of DH

AU, HG/SS: Severus Snape stumbles into a new beverage place in Diagon Alley and finds none other than Hermione Granger serving drinks instead of doing-well, something more magical? Now he is driven to find out why the brilliant, upcoming witch had been forced into such a fate. But why does he even care?

Dolohov's curse left Hermione with more than just a scar. When Severus realises that her life is in danger, they start down a path that could change the course of the war. Begins the summer before HBP. Canon-compliant through HBP but will diverge from canon later on. COMPLETE.

It started off with a kick...how did it end up like this ? Dark Humor, Post DH. Hermione fights for a potions apprenticeship from Snape , as they both try to find their place in the world post the Dark Lord. But what is wrong with Hermione ? How will she cope with what's to come ? And will Severus be there for her? Warnings: - Non Con, Major Character Death, Sensitive Themes

With a little help from the residing Potion Master, Hermione and Harry overhear a revealing conversation. Their eyes open to deception and the war becomes a completely new league, with their resolution to rid Wizarding Britain of the preconceptions of the light and the dark. A story of Harry and Hermione finding love, family and politics in time of war. AN: Story under review 2019.

He didn't know which was worse. A potion induced waking-nightmareor he was five years old again. Now what? Did he do what Dumbledore wanted or was he going to be his own man, again?

There's nothing like coming home for the holidays. For Hermione, having Charlie home for the holidays this year might just be the perfect time for her to finally make her move on the handsome Dragon Tamer. But, as with any family, drama is lurking just around the corner. Hermione just has to figure out if it'll make or break her chances at becoming the future Mrs Charles Weasley.

The wizarding world was in for one hell of a shock. SS/HG HEA...Always :)

Riddle is dead, but he took most of Hermione Granger's loved ones with him. She is just going through the motions in a bleak postwar world until a stray comment by Dumbledore's portrait gives her a renewed purpose in life – to go back and fix what the scheming Headmaster wrecked.

On the twenty third of September, the year of our Lord, two thousand and seventeen, MotherofBulls and SaintDionysus thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and write as many tropes possible into a single fic. Lord help us. I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH. WE WERE DRUNK WHILE WRITING THIS. Total crack fic!

[HG/SS] AU: Tom Riddle's diary didn't start with Ginny. In fact, it started with Lucius Malfoy. Taking over his mind, Tom found a sacrifice to use in the Chamber of Secrets to "prepare" the Chamber for his resurrection. He really should have read the fine print when remaking spell required the "kiss of the basilisk."

Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.

An accidental audience. An unforgettable performance. An encore of epic proportions. SS/LM/HG/DM

Hermione is developing into a powerful witch by 6th year Hogwarts. She practices nonverbal magic in her spare time, has become an Animagus . . . but a comment from Dumbledore sends her to research the more powerful old magics. What happens when her search leads her to a blood magic ritual found in the restricted section? Why does Voldemort suddenly want her?

Someone leaves a baby on Hermione's doorstep. Who? Why? She doesn't know, but something about those grey eyes is too familiar for Hermione to let him go.

*Winner- Best Smut - 2019 Enchanted Awards* Hermione accidently witnesses something and her life changes forever. Canon compliant to book 6 then STRONG AU. Dominance/submission. SS-HG, LM-HG, DM-HG, CW-HG, light OC-HG. Other OC's involved as friends. Longer synopsis in first chapter. Book 1/3. COMPLETE!

An accident sends Hermione to a time where the war is approaching and where she has a chance to change more than one fate. The story begins at Easter, after the snatchers have caught our golden trio (Deathly Hallows CH 23: Malfoy Manor), and it is an Alternate universe from there. Relationships: Some Hermione/Sirius, but Hermione/Regulus is endgame.

What could have happened if James survived that fateful Halloween? Eventually Harry/Hermione.

Sydney, Spencer's older sister, does not share her brother's love of video games. She just loves her brother. Which is the only reason she's glad to be stuck in this game with him. Because everything else about this is something she knows she will not be prepared for. This whole thing spells trouble, with a giant and capital 'T'. Based on the new Jumanji movie. Pairing Alex&OC. :)

Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.

Hermione has a terrible secret. The past won't let her go. Neither will her brother. A tale of obsession told in three parts. AU Tomione

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

[HG/SS] In her third year, when Hermione throws herself in front of Harry to protect him from the Dementors something strange happens. She awakens to a legacy she had no idea she even had, and it turns the entire school upside-down— and beyond. Crackfic. AU. EWE. NC. (all that jazz). Rating changed to M for language since some people seem to think teens don't curse.

SEQUEL to "Lily's Last Wish." Harry is kidnapped and tortured, and Snape is left to try and pick up the pieces and prepare Harry for the final battle. This is the third story in the series. I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.

(An Ottermione/Crackfic story!) Voldemort botched his attempt at immortality when he tried to make his first Horcrux and attempted to murder someone and ended up defeating himself. Idiot. Now, no one likes a Slytherin, and the world just seems… mad. (AU) (COMPLETE)

[HG/SS] AU/EWE: When life on land becomes unbearable, Hermione finds a new life and love in the watery depths beside Shell Cottage. [COMPLETE]

[HG/SS] Underestimated ever since she was a child, no one believed in Hermione Granger. The magical world was no different until she stood up for herself. [NC/AU/EWE] COMPLETE

Captured, Hermione offers Lord Voldemort the location of a rare forbidden text in exchange for her freedom. She never thought it would all backfire quite so spectacularly. Winner of Enchanted Awards 2018.

After their travels in Wendimor the boys can sense there's something bothering their Drummer Girl. Rated T for future chapters.

[HG/Loki] AU: There's far more to Hermione Granger than anyone ever expected. Most of all, herself. EWE, NC, M for Safety [COMPLETE]

Hermione is kidnapped by Severus Snape and taken to Lord Voldemort, who behaves in a bizarrely familiar manner with Hermione. When she's rocketed back in time by Voldemort, she realises just why he knew her so well in the 1990s - it was because he'd known her very well indeed, as Tom Riddle, in an entirely different time. She had to go back because she'd been there. Re-upload.

Harry Potter is dead, and the Dark Lord has taken control of the wizarding world. Severus Snape is alive, and must lead Hogwarts the way Voldemort instructs. He devises a plan to save Hermione Granger, but doesn't bargain on being placed under a Compulsion Curse that threatens to destroy them both. Rated strong M for sex, violence, character deaths and situations. **NOW COMPLETE**

Hermione has landed a job with the Ministry and life is good in a post-Voldemort world. Then she discovers that Time - and Albus Dumbledore - had other plans for her. A time turner fic. SSHG.

In a world where the mere flap of a butterfly's wing can cause a hurricane on the other side of the globe, can one simple glance save a man's life? When Hermione and her professor are forced together against their will, can they overcome their differences, find order amidst the chaos, and save the Wizarding World? not Cannon compliant. Rated M for sexuality and violence. DUBCON!

The dream team sign a magical contract promising to lose their virginities within the year, they soon fix on the objects of their desires, but will the bitterness left in the wake of the war prove too hurtful for love to exist? Author: Azrael Geffen

When an Occlumency lesson goes wrong, Snape learns more about Harry's past than he ever wanted to—and it changes everything. But change doesn't come easily, especially for two who have spent five years loathing each other's very existence. Can Snape and Harry come to a mutual understanding of sorts to defeat their greatest enemy—themselves? Spring of 5th year, A/U. I do not own Har

Albus Dumbledore decides to see how the students would go in a real fight, so he organises a duelling contest at Hogwarts. Dumbledore bashing, friendly Weasley's, some language.

When the new mysterious owner of an oddities shop challenges George to create products beyond the limits of imagination, George is thrust into a renewed sense of self and the beauty of new magic. Rated M for future chapters.

Five years, it had been five years since the battle for Hogwarts. Five years for the students who suffered that day to move on with their lives. To love, to laugh, to marry. Five years since that fateful day that left the brightest witch of their age confined to a bed at St. Mungo's spell damage ward.

Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? COMPLETE

Snape has been trying his best to drive her to madness all term, but when Hermione manages to help him with a potion, things might just get interesting. AU after book 5, OOCness, SS/HG, and much shenanigans

Snape is engulfed by his own personal Darkness following the final battle. How can Hermione help the wizard who believes he has nothing to live for? This is a little dark, a little ugly, a little sexy, a little romantic and a lot M, for several reasons. Definitely one for adults only. *NOW COMPLETE*

Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.

During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.

Hermione Granger's life is forever changed one night by an innocuous spell and a timely Professor. KindaPureblood!Hermione and Not Quite a Marriage Law. I just could't get my tropes right. Either way, the resident Know-It-All and the Bat of the Dungeon collide in this AU, SS/HG story about what happens when you're related to the Dark Lord. Cover art by Freya Ishtar.

The press of curved silver against her cheek. Sharp. Blood pulsing under the skin. And beneath that, dizzying ecstasy, a kind of sickening thrill. The whisper of breath against her mouth, cool and metallic. "Wendy."

Debauchery and Sorcery - a powerful combination. Severus is finally free and immerses himself in his newfound freedom by pursuing hedonistic pleasures. Regarded as both a hero and man of mystery, he has become an object of desire for many. However, one woman seems to be immune to his seductive charm.

Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children

[HG/SS] Something haunts the Shrieking Shack, and it isn't Remus Lupin. Gaping holes in Hermione's memories signal a hunt for the ultimate reason of why she can't remember such a big chunk of her past. [AU] Rated M for delicate sensibilities.

Snape and Dumbledore enact an old tradition in the castle, hoping to gain a much-needed edge. More-or-less AU starting at book 6. Rated for language and smut.

[HG/SS]: Neville cultures a rare plant sacred to the centaur in the hopes of curing his parents so his children can get to know their grandparents. He brings it to Hermione to analyze in the hopes he can use it to heal their condition. Things do not go as planned.

In her sixth year, Dumbledore makes Hermione a key figure in a plan to help Harry defeat Voldemort. (It's difficult to summarize this without spoilers— HG/SS; there's a Time Turner involved but probably not how you expect; the story really gets started in Chapter Three.)

AU : Harry Potter had been prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice for the power to defeat Voldemort. The demon had laughed at his paltry offer of his broom. Hermione had walked in at just the right time to make things right. He gave her up for power, but the demon sees something else in Hermione and offers her a choice. Dark!Harry [HG/SS] Rated M for a reason.

Hermione accidentally hit him with a rock. Adrian was all too amused to feel angry about it. Now that he was quite literally struck by her, he wanted to know more about her. HG/AP EWE AU Lemons Complete

After Voldemort's defeat, Severus Snape is the world's most powerful wizard. Hermione discovers that he is the only one that can help her, but will he? And what will she have to do to gain his assistance?

Sometimes, a curse BECOMES a blessing, turning Severus Snape's life upside-down in the process. COMPLETE.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

Severus Snape has been pardoned by Ministry decree, but not everyone is pleased that he has returned to teaching at Hogwarts. (Written for the SSHG Exchange on LiveJournal 2008).

Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He's determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger. Complete.

Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry

ABANDONED; FREE FOR ADOPTION: Hermione begins to unravel the mystery of her magic, discovering help from a most unlikely source, but at a cost that just may prove too high. Friends will be lost and others found while Severus and Hermione struggle to cling to each other through the rising turmoil of war. SEQUEL: SEE INSIDE.

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

The war is over, and Hermione claims her potions master as a spoil of war - and to save him from Azkaban. He's still a prisoner awaiting trial, though, even if he is bound in the house Hermione, Ron, and Harry share instead of the wizard prison. The Ministry fits him with an anti-magic collar, leaving Hermione to hold the end of his (only somewhat metaphorical) chain.

NOW COMPLETE! A/U. In a postwar world, members of the Order and the DA are sent together into hiding. Trapped in claustrophobic circumstances, plagued by inexplicable dreams, surrounded by her closest friends - and her most dreaded adversary - Hermione struggles to come to terms with her postwar life.

A devastating fire at a printing house in 1982 destroys every copy of a controversial memoir titled "The Trick" by Messenger. Well, the Ministry only thinks every copy was destroyed. In an attempt to recover one of the lost copies, Hermione takes an unexpected tumble through time.

There is a balance to the worlds that must be kept, even if that means bringing in some unusual help. Keepers of Darkness and Light to work in tandem so that the worlds can be kept safe.

Following a moment of passion, Lily Potter finds herself in a difficult position. She does her best to hide it. What happens when seventeen years later, her biggest secret comes to light? A story chronicling the formation of a family. Rated M for swearing and suggestive themes. AU, EWE?, Post War, Mild OOC, Spoilers. Pairings: HG/DM HP/GW SS/OC - COMPLETE

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW

An attraction that would condemn him in the eyes of his father and supposedly God, but knowing that he still can't stop the twisting in his stomach at the sight of that redhead.

Cyrus died, & the ghosts are still in the house. What happens after Bree moves in and really strange things happen. Mum wants out, Bree wants in. Jackal/OC-M For a reason ;

In the wake of the war, Dumbledore's portrait gives Hermione a task that could change the course of history if she succeeds, but unravel time itself if she fails. 1ST PLACE WINNER of the Energize W.I.P. Awards for "Most Promising Harry Potter Fan-Fiction"! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING BETA'D.

While returning from a party, Harry and Hermione stumble upon one of Hogwarts' best kept secrets. They're trapped in this Closet and they can't escape...not like they'd want to. ONE-SHOT

Captain James Hook is a patient man and waits until Wendy Darling has just crossed the threshold of adulthood before exacting his revenge on her, and eventually Peter Pan. But when confronted by the beautiful and headstrong woman, will his needs change?

This is a rewrite of One Night Patrolling the Halls. Hermione has an encounter with a mystery man, can she figure out who it is? And when she does can she allow herself this relationship?

What could have occurred in the Malfoy manor had Bellatrix been half as strange as I am. Lusty Oneshot Bellatrix/Hermione Femslash. If you don't like it don't read it.

**STORY COMPLETE** SS/HG Teacher and Student are 'caught in flagrante' in the Potions Classroom... or are they... BDSM, Bond, Language, M/F, Oneshot, Oral, Spank adult story but not underage fic

"Now, a few things to say before we get into Potions," Severus said, snapping to business. I will be here in the castle Monday through Friday, but my wife expects me home on the weekends." - "You married?" Hermione blurted out.

Hermione takes on an apprenticeship in Potions with Severus Snape for the benefit of the Order. Events that follow lead these two to clash, and nothing will ever be the same again.PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! *HUGS*

COMPLETE! Hermione is in her sixth year at Hogwarts when Harry and Ron start abusing her. She turns to Severus as he is the only one she fully trusts to help and understand. HG/SS romance . Hermione is of age. Rated for mention of abuse.

Hermione wants her ex-boyfriend back and Ginny has just the plan - make him jealous! So Ginny convinces Bill to take Hermione out but what starts of as an act suddenly becomes very real. WARNING: smut

This fanfiction is about a new law by the Ministry of Magic, who want all wizards to hurry up and get married. Hermione Granger has to find a guy...and the one she least expects wins her heart.

A mystery admirer begins a correspondence with Hermione. When she learns who it is, they develop a friendship, which morphs into something more than that.

During an unusually hot day at Hogwarts, Draco sees Hermione enjoying a nice treat. Suddenly, jumping in the cold lakes seems more apealing. Rated M. No longer a oneshot. Please read and review!

COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE

Almost as if counting, they pulled the masks down at the same time, revealing the identity of the other. Hermione gasped, stood up, and disappeared into the castle. Apparently you should check who the person is BEFORE you kiss them. DracoHermione R&R!

COMPLETE! Hermione and Draco continue their secret sex affair. But what neither expect is that they fall for each other. Very graphic and lemony. Extreme bits of OOCness of characters. Don't like, then why are you reading it? Read and review!

The last and complete posting of Once Upon A December. This is it, like it or not I'm not changing anything.

Draco has a dream about Hermione Granger, and soon finds out that he has feelings for the mudblood. It's not very good... Please review! Now Complete.

A freezing winter, a draughty castle, and two people searching for warmth and other things.

Severus Snape has lived in seclusion for the past twenty years, separate from the rest of the Wizarding world, in self imposed isolation. Now, he's been tracked down by Hermione Granger with a message and request from an old colleague.

A game of 'Truth or Dare' ensues; is Severus up to the challenge? Adapted from a series of drabbles for the granger/snape100 challenge, 'Truth or Dare'.

Hermione has to travel back to the time of the Marauders to save Harry from ceasing to exist. A seductive young Snape has picked her to be his sacrifice to the Dark Lord. A world as she knows it may be lost. SS/HG, DM/OFC Angst, Lemons, All Warnings!

How is it that someone can give you everything, but you come away feeling like you have nothing? Your every need catered to, but the one that matters most. Very Mature, Dark Oneshot.

AU STORY Voldemort won. Potter is dead and Hogwarts attendance is mandatory. Pure-bloods own Muggleborns and blood traitors as personal slaves. The remaining DA plan an escape but is there hope in this cruel new world? Hermione/Draco, Completed. Mature **

On the night of Chihiro's graduation, she loses control of her car and plummets into a dark sea. Once again in the spirit world, Chihiro meets quite a few familiar faces. There's only one problem- she can't remember them. *Formally known as Death Can Bring Us Back. Every chapter is being edited and revised.*

Hermione Granger is trying to pick up the pieces of her life after her best friend leaves her and run a school. Draco Malfoy is dealing with a divorce from his pureblood wife and taking care of his son. Will they each be the answer to the others prayer?

Unfortunate circumstances may force Hermione and Snape to marry. Voldemort and Dumbledore find that this may be useful to their means, and it may ultimately lead to triumph or defeat. Rated M for later chapters.

They return to repeat the last year, but how will they all cope with love, lessons and magic zooming round the castle? Probably not very well. Ron returns, but for how long? People learn to forgive, and fall in love for real - becoming soulmates

Hermione Granger is the sole survivor when Voldemort attacks her home. Albus is sent to retrieve her and brings his Potions Master along. How will our favorite Slytherin react when he find out the truth about Hermione? R/R COMPLETE

Draco is found severely injured. Will a relationship form between him and Hermione while he stays at Grimauld Place for protection, or will old school grudges and prejuidces get in the way. R&R. Rated M just in case. Chapter 4 up!

Hermione discovers how to amuse herself with the help of a time-turner and a Malfoy. One-shot which launched a series. M readers only, please.

It's been 5 years since Chihiro left Haku and the Spirit World-and now she longs to see them again...if only for a minute. See what will happen to her in her quest to see the one person she wants to see above all others-in a paradox of life and love.

Hermione likes Neville, she THINKS Neville likes her.. So she indulges in some magic to help it go smoothly.. Writtin for Funnyducky on . Winner of my review competition. She wanted het and hermione&neville, this is what I came up with!

When curse breaker Bill Weasley is called in on a routine vault sweep at Gringotts, he encounters much more than the usual enchantments, he finds Hermione Granger. Gift for WeasleyForMe. BillHermione.

Hermione breaks up with her boyfriend and Harry comes over to keep her company. Not the best summery but the stories good. One-shot. Read and Review.

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R

Six years after Chihiro left the Spirit World, it has been plagued with a dark shadow. Good spirits are infected with the darkness, warping their minds. Chirhiro knows nothing of this...that is, until her little brother is kidnapped by a certain dragon...

Hermione finds out her entire life has been a lie during the summer before her 7th year. How is she going to react to the news once she finds out who her real father is? Will Hermione and her father get along? Read and find out. COMPLETE

**COMPLETE** Hermione makes a simple mistake but the consequences turn out to be not so simple. Her life is in danger, secrets are revealed and she falls deeply in love. HG/PW. Now considered AU and OOC to some degree.