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Joined 11-18-08, id: 1745575, Profile Updated: 07-18-19
Author has written 6 stories for Transformers.

Hallo. Buenos dias. Ohayo gozaimasu. Greetings.

Nomen mihi Shark est. Watashi wa Same desu.

Welcome to my profile.


Actual Name: Why would you need to know it?

Nickname: Shark. No, I'm serious! It's a long story...

Gaming Name: AvacynReborn. Because I am obsessed with Magic the Gathering, and then became obsessed with Runes of Magic. And Phyrexia was unavailable.

Age: Older than I look.

Zodiac, Element, Planet: Cancer. Coincidentally, Cancer's element is water. Cancer's planet? The moon. Which isn't a planet... But I do love the moon.

The Person Behind the Name: Brown hair. Brown eyes. Bookworm/computer geek/gaming nerd/writer. Not necessarily in alphabetical order.

Spoken Language(s): English was my first language, but my introduction should have given a hint to the number of languages I know/am learning/want to learn. Took two years of Latin, half a year of French, and attempted Japanese. Still want to learn Japanese, German, and Irish Gaelic, in the future--currently working on German through Duolingo.

Muse(s): A shapeshifter who changes his name as often as his shape.

Personality: Friendly, but sensitive. I used to be shy, but am learning to speak out more. Curiosity never killed the shark, thankfully, or I'd be long dead.

Hobbies: Writing, of course! I also read a lot, fantasy and sci-fi mostly. Nonfiction bores me, and regular fiction is too much like life to bother with. Magic and swords I prefer over atomic bombs and romance. Speaking of magic, I am addicted to the card game Magic the Gathering.

Favorite Animals: Sharks, Horses, Bats, Dolphins, Dogs, Snakes, Rats (and mice), Spiders, Cats, Cockroaches, Several Dinosaur Species (including T-Rex and Pterodactyl)...many 'mythical' ones. Such as Phantasmal Dragons. And Sphinxes.

Favorite Books: Transformers: Exodus (and its sequels), Firebringer, The Chanur Saga, Redwall Series, Silverwing Series, Darkwing, The Underland Chronicles, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Dragon Keeper, Maximum Ride, The Squire's Tales, A Familiar Dragon, Dragon Rider, The City of Ember, Spiderwick, Artemis Fowl, Mistmantle Chronicles, The Homecoming Saga, Ender Saga, 2001/2010/2069/3001... Basically, if it's fantasy or sci-fi and doesn't have anything really, really bad, I'd probably like it.

Favorite Shows: I don't watch much television. Too busy reading/writing... However, I am a Trekkie(TNG and DS9!), and own all of Transformers G1, and have seen (and loved) the first six seasons of Stargate SG1. Transformers: Prime and TF: Animated were good, too, as was Psych. I LOVE Galavant and have seen it far too many times. I also watched every single episode of The Big Bang Theory. I need to finish Warehouse 13 at some point. And Mushishi is definitely my favorite anime.

Favorite Movies: Bumblebee and Transformers take first place, with Castle in the Sky immediately after. Following them, not in any particular order: I, Robot, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Howl's Moving Castle, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, The Lion King (I and II), The Tenth Kingdom, Star Wars (original trilogy), X-Men (I and II)... My taste in movies is basically the same as my taste in books. Hold the romance, bring on the sci-fi and fantasy.

Favorite Music/Songs: I listen to various kinds of rock (alt, Celtic, classical), country and various movie soundtracks. My favorite songs include Linkin Park's "What I've Done", "New Divide" and "Iridescent", Nickelback's "If Today was Your Last Day" and "When We Stand Together" and Five Finger Death Punch's "Far From Home".

Likes: The ocean and anything related. A good book. Friends you can trust to be there when you need it. Dark chocolate, apple pie, strawberry ice-cream, sour jujubes, and being able to be a pescatarian (basically a vegetarian who eats fish). Oh, and, of course, reviews! I love knowing that my writing is appreciated.

Dislikes: Broussel sprouts and pesto - I think I'm allergic to both. People who are against homeschooling. Plagiarizers. 'Real world' violence and war. People who think fighting is the only way to resolve conflict. Loud/bad music. Swearing. Guns/bombs and such - at least swords gave one a slim chance of survival.


Story Related Stuff

TRANSFORMERS

Secrets Saga

Keeping Secrets: School's out, but a quiet summer is not what's in store for Sam, Mikaela, and their transforming friends. A neighbor's cousin is staying with the Witwickys, and soon it becomes clear that she has a dangerous, possibly deadly, secret. Complete! Multi-chapter fic that's mainly '07 movie-verse, though I've tried to make it chronological with ROTF, too.

Christmas Secrets: Takes place before Revealing Secrets. Katrina has never celebrated Christmas, so her guardians are determined to make this holiday an unforgettable one. The only problem is, Jazz is called off on a mission, leaving Barricade in charge of the details... Complete! One-shot that takes place after Keeping Secrets.

Revealing Secrets: A year ago, Katrina left Tranquility for a more peaceful life; now Megatron has returned. The key to changing Katrina's mind about fighting may lie in her shadowy past, but will her guardians accept the dark truth? Some things are best left hidden. Complete! Takes place during and after ROTF.

Destroying Secrets: Coming soon!

Others

Human Experiment: Starscream, Skywarp, and Thundercracker are bored waiting for orders. What better way to pass time than studying those oh-so-squishy creatures sharing the planet with them? Unless of course the squishy in question has her own plans... Complete! Multi-chapter fic that's set in the '07 movie-verse without regard to the sequel movies.

Barricade...Enroute to a New Paint Job: My crack version of why Barricade vanished mid-scene during the highway chase in the first movie. Complete! One-shot in a slightly AU '07 movie-verse.

THE UNDERLAND CHRONICLES - Unpublished

Prophecy of the Moon: When Chandra enters the Underland, she's not sure what to make of it, but, as a government experiment, she doesn't want to return home. Queen Luxa doesn't argue, for there's a new prophecy, and Chandra's help is needed. Complete! Takes place after The Code of Claw. Proof-read by my awesome beta Mep, aka BloodRedTopaz.

Prophecy of the Sun: Chandra's search for Tyn has yet to yield any results, and the authorities are now joining the hunt. Add a nosy social worker and mandatory school to the mix and Chandra may have taken on more than she can handle. Sequel to "Prophecy of the Moon". On Permanent Hiatus.

I have taken these stories down, as my focus is and always has been on my Transformers fanfic. These stories were a fun side project, but I lost interest partway through the sequel. If you want a PDF copy, you are welcome to PM me. I have no plans to repost either or finish the sequel. This information will be taken down sometime in early 2020.

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When nothing else fits by hummergrey reviews
Assorted short stories, read some or all for fun. Twin pranks, Bumblebee and Arcee, Decepticon tomfoolery, Annabelle trouble, and Mikeala a care nurse to Simmons? Add in Sarah Lennox, Barricade wanting a sparkling and Soundwave and cassettes with revenge by Ratchet for utter mayhem. A collection with cameos and surprises that fits in no other fic to make you smile or groan.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 25,050 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Annabelle L., Barricade, Ironhide, Arcee
The Daily Buzz by Botosphere reviews
In ROTF, Sam and Leo disappeared for parts unknown. Back home, their roommates made a startling discovery-the alien robots like to blog! The continuing story of four boys, a blog and a year in college.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 154,687 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fassbinder, Sharsky
Dark of the Moon : Explanations by hummergrey reviews
The key to understanding is not in the seeing but the knowing. Insights into why and how the events in Dark of the Moon happened from the mechs point of view. Why did Bumblebee, their best scout break the chandelier when caught by surprise? Prime say "Kill them all" and on the launchpad, "There is no plan." Rated T for battle violence.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Sentinel Prime
Annabelle, Aliens and Abductions by hummergrey reviews
Ironhide is protective of Annabelle Lennox like his own child. So what happens when a human predator appears in her area, kidnapping another? He suddenly will have Ironhide and Chromia hunting him. Then the Decepticons interfere and kidnap Annabelle to fulfill a Cybertronian legend. More lighthearted than it sounds. Multi chapters. NEXT: Where are we again?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,852 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide, Soundwave, Chromia
If an Autobot do NOT do the following ( part 2) by hummergrey reviews
Cybertron history, twin pranks and Prowl's rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Humans, Decepticons, Wheeljack, Bumblebee, Arcee, Ancient Primes, Ultra Magnus, Annabelle, glyphs and NEST, budget officials, femmes, sparklings and human teens mixed together. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. Ongoing story arcs.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,271 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Annabelle L., Optimus Prime, Arcee, Elita-1
You know you're addicted to humans when by hummergrey reviews
Transformers guard and protect humans but what happens when they become addicted to them? Or their ways? More than learning to sigh or deal with fast food. Cultural adaption enough to drive command crazy, Autobot and Decepticon. Movie verse and G1. Come join the fun.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sam W., Annabelle L., Barricade, Optimus Prime
You know you're Addicted to Transformers when by hummergrey reviews
Humans work, play and even live daily with the Transformers, some accepting Autobot guardians. What happens when they spend personal time together outside of actual combat? Near disaster and revealing cultural differences in everyday occurrences. Decepticons, Autobots, NEST, Lennox Family and more. Movie & G1 influenced.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/19/2019 - Published: 7/17/2010 - W. Lennox, Annabelle L., Bumblebee, Ratchet
Boo Boo Bot Bunny by hummergrey reviews
Autobot Ironhide, 5 year old Annabelle Lennox, a robot medical sensor looking like a boo boo bunny and all the fun that goes with the situation on a NEST military base and home. How long can they stay a secret? Good clean fun with Optimus Prime the bad guy? Believe it. Multiple chapters up.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide, Optimus Prime, Grimlock
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following (part 1) by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 219,275 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B., Annabelle L., Bumblebee - Complete
Turning Points by Alathea2 reviews
He was created to be one of the greatest tacticians Cybertron has ever seen. He was destined to become Second in Command of the Autobots; a friend, tactical advisor and confidant to Optimus Prime. Every story, every life, is made up of a series of turning points that set the course for the future. Prowl's journey from Lead Decepticon Tactician to Autobot SIC is no different.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 66 - Words: 544,241 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 11/3/2012
Transformers: I'm Crazy, Right?--Rewrite is Transformers: Herald, Host by Falcon's Hyperdrive reviews
Kate has a voice in her head and she's just been transported to the world of Transformers. She can't outrun her troubles, however, for some things hold true between the realities. Her kidnappers are one of them. Adding the Decepticons to the mix just makes things worse. It's enough to drive any girl insane, and she's sure she's already there. (rewritten, see last chapter for info)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,323 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Jazz, OC - Complete
Medical Journals by 2211Nighthawk reviews
Rewritten, read last chapter for details. After watching a medic refuse a mech because of his status, Ratchet swore he would change that. He abandoned his high class lifestyle to help the mechs most called a waste of metal... continued as new story.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,947 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Ratchet, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe
What Comes Around by ladyofdarkstar reviews
After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,488 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ratchet
Zirconium by Uniasus reviews
When Sam needed motivation for his daily run, he got chased by a Camaro with tinted windows.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
First Snow by SapphireBee reviews
The autobots had never experinced snow, until after a heavy snowstorm they find themselves in the middle of a winter wonderland. When Sam then decides to visit Bumblebee for the winter break, the pair get up to much mischief. Something sinister is however looming over the horizon, something that may force them apart. Will Sam's hold on Bumblebee be enough?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,845 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Field Trip by Alathea2 reviews
Bumblebee, recently upgraded with basic language packs, daydreams about the orn when he will become an Autobot scout. When studying alien planets with Bluestreak, his best friend, the younglings find a way to make the worlds in their imaginations more real. Part of the Turning Points universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Bluestreak, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Prowl - Complete
Even Sparks Fade by Levity Lirum reviews
A group of Transformers composed mostly of Younglings and Sparklings managed to escape Cybertron as the most devistating phase of the war began, destroying the Academy and Nursery Sectors. Shader was just one of them, though, granted, the most driven.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Soundwave, Jazz
Complications by noodlebirb reviews
Annabelle Lennox has a new fort on the Autobot military base, and she only has two rules: no boys allowed, and you have to know the secret password. Sent by Ratchet to retrieve some parts, Ironhide has to enter the fort...and it's not going to be as easy as he first thought. Set near the beginning of TF: Dark of the Moon.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Battle of the Cops by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
What started out as a suggestion turned out to be an all out war. Who knew being a giant alien robot disguised as a cop could be so much fun? Based off hummergrey's fic When nothing else fits
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Barricade
A Sticky Situation by Cairistona reviews
Ironhide gets into a predicament after transforming with candy in his cab. Gum isn't easily removed. There's a solution, but Hide's less than cooperative. Prime & Chromia come to help Ratchet, but nothing's ever as easy as it sounds, and the twins are up to trouble. IHxChromia, OPxElita. Ch 24, The twins borrow soap from the femmes with disastrous results.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,251 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Ironhide, Chromia
The Constructicons' Community Service-Distraction by serindarkwolf19 reviews
The Constructicons get a good look at the pain that some humans go through and they decide to do something about it. *One shot*
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Bonecrusher - Complete
Wild at Spark by Lady Avarice reviews
Long ago there were many different types of Cybertronian, not just the ground runners and seekers. Unfortunately many of them were killed off early on in the war. But maybe they aren't all as gone as they thought.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,294 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bumblebee
Science and Fiction by Faecat reviews
When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 146 - Words: 620,683 - Reviews: 3452 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Fallout: Apocalypse by Nan00k reviews
Their world destroyed by the arrival of Galvatron and the Fallen, a group of Autobots, Decepticons and humans tried to survive. They made a choice - and now, they find themselves with the chance to fix things… to fix everything. Sequel to Fallout. AU2007
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 363,255 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Jazz, The Fallen - Complete
Pathways by Panic Switch reviews
Sequel to 'So Believe': The Decepticons have been quiet lately, and it has put everyone a bit on edge. What could they be up to? And why are the Autobots suddenly ignoring Paris? She wants to find out.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,603 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010
The Tie That Binds by Botosphere reviews
RotF verse. Sequel to "Kinship." Sam's trying to juggle his different priorities after the battle in Egypt, from ambassador to Prime to college student to boyfriend, but his biggest challenge is also the tallest: his brother Prime. Canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,541 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Botosphere: Introductions NEST by IronRaven reviews
When the time comes assemble a team, that is when the real story begins. How did odds, sods, and bits of debris turn into a fighting force
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/24/2012
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Transformers for Christmas by Botosphere reviews
Young Annabelle Lennox, who does NOT have security clearance to know about the 'bots, celebrates Christmas with family and friends, including Aaron Hyde, RC, and Ron Hatchett. Chapter 2 just went up, with more follow!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide
Transformer Holidays by hummergrey reviews
Ch 3. Megatron captures Santa! Theme: What happens when the Transformers try to understand earth holidays? Utter mayhem! Decepticons versus Christmas, Ratchet and summertime fun, Groundhog day twin style, Autobots celebrate Valentines, and more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Megatron, Soundwave
Appliances by Alestrel reviews
Part 1 of The Poppy Tales. A cracky little Transformers-inspired fic sparked by my partner in insanity commenting her washing machine was 'needy'...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
The Joys of Sensory Arrays by crimson chocolate reviews
In which Bumblebee is subject to the worse kind of torture, the rest of the autobots are ridiculously mischievous, and Will is confused, amused, and exasperated.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
Shattered by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
Starscream stared at the small child. They both remained silent while contemplating each other. Her blue eyes met his crimson optics with no fear. “I’m Alexis Witwicky. Who are you?” The Seeker tilted his head in confusion. “I’m not sure.”
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Starscream
Spitfire by The.Firing.Squad reviews
A three-way tug of war begins between the humans, the Autobots, and the Decepticons for the young girl infected with the very life force everyone believed to have disappeared...The All Spark.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 138,234 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009
Domesticating Ironhide by Kyarorin reviews
Thousands of vorns at war never prepared Ironhide for the rural life.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Annabelle L., Ironhide
Folie by Panic Switch reviews
Folie: French word-translates to insanity; craziness; madness. A series of one-shots about Paris' time with the Autobots. Takes place after 'So Believe'.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,860 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009
Prime VS the Pebbles by hummergrey reviews
Optimus Prime and Will Lennox are an undefeated team until this road trip. Add Decepticons, an injured Elita and Prime's mom. How will Optimus explain his actions? What secrets can she reveal from his childhood? CH 17 Sunsets, old love and new friends.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,481 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox
The Guardian by Demonatron reviews
She was created for war. From the day she was born in that cold black pit on Cybertron, she had been fed nothing but hate and anger. She feared no one, loved no one, until that fragging family of fragile organics wormed their way into her black spark...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 50,464 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Megatron - Complete
Precursors: Kindred Minds by Botosphere reviews
Friendship!fic for Vivienne Grainger. Ironhide, Optimus, and another "boring" night aboard the Ark wherein Prowl glitches, Jazz laughs, and Ratchet chucks wrenches. Loosely ties in to "Tie That Binds."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide
Motherhood by Botosphere reviews
Mother's Day fic written by Kateydidnt at the request of Eowyn77. Ironhide contemplates giving Sarah Lennox a Mother's Day gift.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sarah L., Ironhide - Complete
Satan's Camaro by Botosphere reviews
It's April Fool's Day, 2008 and Bee plays his first official prank on one of his human family. Mayhem ensues, of course.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bumblebee, Judy W. - Complete
The Devil's Deception by Kibble Beast reviews
Movie-verse: The Lord High Protector was so occupied with his brother that he forgot to protect himself. Companion to Kin.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Kryptonite by SimplisticDrone reviews
A girl left for death. A robot grudgingly willing to save her. But for what purpose has her life been spared? Was her rescue a simple act of mercy, or performed for the benefit of her savior? Only time will tell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Barricade, Bumblebee
Prime by Luki Dimension reviews
Post ROTF. Life is finally getting back to normal for Sam Witwicky, when a visit from Optimus shatters his world...again.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,802 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Prior by Segway reviews
Takes place before the first movie. It was an average scouting mission, but it seemed as if even the weather was out to get them.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Barricade, Scalpel - Complete
A Twin for a Twin by Frenzi99 reviews
Skyler's life is insane. It starts with a simple paint job, then getting kidnapped by an alien robot just as his twin brother goes missing. The alien? Sunstreaker. He's looking for Sideswipe. Intel wars, heists, and a race against the odds, in one fic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,524 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sideswipe
Elita's Revenge by hummergrey reviews
Elita wanted time alone, instead she got Decepticons, fuel problems and Prime hunting her. Ch 25 Five femmes return home with hangovers. Add a two color sparkling, Prowl glitching, and three stone eggs. Rated T for battles, love scenes, and robot swearing
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,849 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
Introductions: Bradley Johnston by Botosphere reviews
A British machinist from the Royal Air Force applies for a position with NEST. Little does he know what he's getting into... Chapter 2 is now up, and Johnston is given an education on Americans and aliens.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Ratchet, W. Lennox
Hound, Silverblade and the Sparkling by hummergrey reviews
Hound is known for two things. Solo scouting and his holograms. Then femme Silverblade shatters his lone wolf image, before falling in love with the wrong mech. Another will claim her, forcing Hound to choose between two worlds and the life he has known.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Hound, Ultra Magnus
By The Pyramid by Sakon76 reviews
Sam and Optimus look for things they've lost.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
The Price by Botosphere reviews
Why didn't Optimus use the All Spark fragment to revive Jazz? The truth is a secret the Prime can only entrust to Will Lennox, and Will is a little wiser for it. No pairings. Rated for the language of a ticked-off Lennox.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/22/2010 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime - Complete
Azure by Faecat reviews
Behind Blue Eyes has inspired yet another introspective songfic. Looking into the lives of some of our favorite Autobots and finding that they have some rather intense secrets held within their sparks.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Complete
Introductions: Annabelle Lennox by Botosphere reviews
Part of Eowyn77's Introductions series. At the age of fifteen, Annabelle Lennox learns the truth about her father's best friend, Aaron Hyde. Canon pairings ONLY. Rated T to be safe for Cybertronian swearing, mild innuendo and some action sequences.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,652 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide
Sparks by Iniysa reviews
Sam holds the key to the fate of two planets meanwhile Decepticons are moving in to attack from every direction. Post ROTF
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,068 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Robots, in Disguise? by antepathy reviews
Barricade has been given a 'special' Halloween mission by Starscream. It involves dronelings. He's not amused. More or less silly crack
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Big, Bad, and Red by serindarkwolf19 reviews
Sixteen year old, city slicking orphan child, Rex Rory lives in Alabama and he has only one arm. What else can go wrong? Oh...yeah. He just met a huge alien robot that turns into a big, tempermental, red Mack semi truck.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,694 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Nightmares by Bookworm Gal reviews
A "Black Crayons" story. After certain events, even Annabelle can have trouble sleeping. But, when her usual sources of comfort are far away, who can she turn to? Turns out, someone rather unexpected.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Annabelle L., Ironhide, Wheelie - Complete
100 Sparks by TheCluelessTurtle reviews
A response to Bluegoo2's one hundred drabble challenge. Next up: It's Annabelles first day of school. Sarah Lennox is freaking out but it's nothing compared to Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010
Decepticon Prisoner Guide: Part Deux by Sunstreaker's Squishy reviews
Sequel to Part 1. Bob the awesome requested it and I finished it. Instead of an Autobot, it's a Decepticon telling fleshlings about how some Autobots truly are. Rated for "Cybertronian cussing".
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Cookies by Victoria-BlackHeart reviews
Summary inside. Mild violence and mild language. Nothing extreme.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
In That Moment by Indigo Flare reviews
In one moment of weakness, he'd gone back on everything he'd ever promised her. One-shot. Post ROTF, NOT a pairing!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Mikaela B., Ratchet - Complete
A Twin Sized Birthday by Jas- El reviews
What happens happens when the Twins go to a birthday, especially if that birthday is for the daughter of Sam and Mikaela? Chaos and headaches thats what. Set 5 years after After Effect. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Judgment Day by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Jesse Sensor made plenty of little mistakes in his life, but nothing terrible came of them. This mistake was different. This time, he stood up Annabelle Lennox up on prom night. Companion to '5 Times the Hatchet'.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Wheelie, Ironhide - Complete
Hunted by Darkness by Tweetyiscool reviews
The Volturi are completely befuddled by the daughter of their latest human employee, though see merit to keeping her around UNCHANGED. And yet this is not the life she wants, not even in the slightest. Pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Aro
Zebra Wings by Snowcouger reviews
'Sides and Sunny are out pranking Prowl; need I say more? First attempt at Transformers, so likely not very good.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sideswipe
Call It A Day by snarechan reviews
When Sam's mother gets fed up with his and Bumblebee's antics there's no more holding back.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Judy W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Thoughts of a Raptor by Soundwave 0107 reviews
Chapter 3: Onboard the Nemesis, Starscream knows that Grindor serves no purpose other then to hurt him. He looks just like Blackout... Rated T for swearing. Read and Review plz :D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Starscream, Grindor - Complete
Piano Man by youllneverfindmeihope reviews
The hall just went on as if nothing was happening, despite the number of people being small enough to know exactly what each occupant was doing. Will assumed it must have been something along the lines of let sleeping dogs lie. Let shitfaced soldiers cry.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2010 - W. Lennox, Sam W. - Complete
This Moment by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz moved like a well oiled machine. A deadly, pissed off machine.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Life Full of Metal by Lightning-in-the-dark reviews
I felt like I had lost everything apart from my brother when my parents died, so when I was forced to move to the Air Force base where Jack was stationed, I didn't expect to see much. An explosion was pushing it, but big ass robots?...Wow...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,959 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sideswipe, Ratchet
Technologic by Alpha-alien reviews
Prowl and Jazz are left to clean up most of the paper work, and Jazz has found a song suited for the job. Prowl is, for lack of a better term, not feeling the love. Oneshot, crackfic, T for paranoia.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Rules of the Trade by Mercy Rule reviews
Maggie becomes and unfortunate victim of the fallout surrounding Mission City and goes to Glen for help. Oneshot drabble and rated for a couple of curse words.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Maggie M., Glen W. - Complete
Accidental Discharge by Mercy Rule reviews
'5 Times' fic. Five times Ironhide almost experienced accidental discharge of his cannons, and the one time he really did. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Trapped by Green Raindrop reviews
This is the story of 3 girls...they were just enjoying their day when something unexpected happens! HAASSS BEEN RE-WRITTEN! ...well in progress... So that means go to my page and check out the new version! Oki?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,647 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009
Irresponsible by Uniasus reviews
As a new CMO, Ratchet is bound to make a mistake here or there. But of not of this caliber, not resulting in this.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Ratchet - Complete
Introductions: Keith Black by Botosphere reviews
Post RotF, companion fic to "The Tie That Binds." Admiral Keith Black has some issues with the alien machines his fleet has been forced to carry back to Diego Garcia. Too bad that Witwicky kid won't leave him alone about it.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Five Times the Hatchet by Gixxer Pilot reviews
'5 Times' fic. Offhand, everyone knew there was five times during which Ratchet lived up to his nickname, but there was only one time he forgot The Hatchet ever existed. My first attempt at short ficlets, though it's not all crack. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Ratchet - Complete
Pomp and Circumstance by youllneverfindmeihope reviews
What Sam hadn't seen coming were the six soldiers at the railing of the topmost row of the stadium. More appropriately: two soldiers, and four semi-solid holograms of soldiers. Sam was going to kill every last one of them.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Cause and Effect by Uniasus reviews
Cause: Mission City Effect: Foil hats are a hit accessory, the city is thought to be on a permanent high, and a lot of people want to build robots. Yup, that sounds like NEST.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2010 - W. Lennox, Sam W. - Complete
Refuge by Hemlock Dalise reviews
Sequel to Salvation. Sunstorm's landing on Earth was just the beginnning of his story... Semi-Hiatus due to crippling writer's block.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Running Through Sand and Minds by Gwenneth reviews
What runs through the minds of Sam, Ron and Judy Witwicky, Will Lennox and Bumblebee when Sam is caught in that explosion and killed? I'd imagine a lot of things. Starts there and continues as an AU.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Sam W.
Kinship by Botosphere reviews
Post RotF. The Matrix flared to life at Sam's touch. The Autobots know and accept what this means, but when will Sam? By Eowyn77, but kateydidnt gets credit for the plot bunny. Canon pairings only.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Murdermobile by KillforKlondike reviews
"What the hell did you do to my Hyundai?" "We put in offensive devices in it." "SO YOU PUT A GRENADE LAUNCHER IN IT!"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Barricade, Megatron - Complete
A Feat of Feet by youllneverfindmeihope reviews
After an interesting display of human capabilities, Bumblebee begins to doubt the efficiency of his own anatomy.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Back to Normal by Gwenneth reviews
The little clip of Sam returning to school prompted this. Sam goes back to school following the events of ROTF. And his face on the news...how does that change his school life? And what about Leo? Complete, may continue if well received.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sam W.
Learning to Fly by Starseeded reviews
What happens to a Seeker when their ability to fly is taken away? Follow Starscream as he faces his hardest challenge and his worst enemy... himself.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,611 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Just a bad night by Momudita reviews
One-shot. Contemplating his life on a particularly bad night he hadn't expected to run into someone who's luck proved to be even worse than his own. But what will Starscream do when he finds a wounded autobot SIC literary at his mercy?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Introductions: Jonathan Ellis by Botosphere reviews
US Senator Jonathan Ellis learns just why it's handy to have an Autobot around, and for once a politician sees the light!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Malpractice by GBscientist reviews
Scalpel is totally misunderstood. He didn't really mean Sam any harm, he's just not familiar with organics.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Scalpel - Complete
A Deer in the Headlights by Cooper Sterling reviews
A certain phrase makes Ironhide think... The results of which are as interesting as any, especially when discussed with the Major. T because there is action, and death of recruits.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
A Day in the Life by Kookaburra reviews
This is an anthology of one-shot, stand alone short stories that describe the Autobots and Decepticons getting used to life on earth, and their human companions getting used to living with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
10 signs by Momudita reviews
Ten signs you know you have spent too much time around the Cybertronians. Apparently, now 17
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Toast by TheCluelessTurtle reviews
Post ROTF- We've all been there. There's no use denying it. Whether you're the type of person who can watch countless horror movies and not be fazed or have witnessed the unspeakable, you still scream at the top of your lungs when your toast pops.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2010 - R. Simmons - Complete
Matters of Medical Necessities by Gixxer Pilot reviews
An away mission brings a strange guest back to the Enterprise with ties to 21st Century Earth. McCoy wastes no time in picking the newest guest's brain...and getting on his nerves. Light crossover with 2009 Transformers, McCoy centric.
Crossover - Transformers & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ratchet, L. McCoy/Bones
If an Autobot do NOT do the following 5 Timelines by hummergrey reviews
What if Starscream began messing with the timelines? Trying to change the known world to allow him to rule? Alter one fact and everything becomes undone and yet rules and people exist in each timeline. Come see all that can be. NEXT: Optimus selling soda?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
Delictum by Sharem reviews
A new group of robots from Cybertron appear on Earth after RotF. However, why is Barricade among this new group? Where do his loyalties now lie if not with the Decepticons? And how does Sam Witwicky fit into all of this? Full summary inside.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Barricade, Sam W.
Things Sam And Will Are Not Allowed by mecha-hunter reviews
The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
Memories by MountFury reviews
Prime remembers our favorite Autobot, Jazz. Just a oneshot drabble, wanted to get it out.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Optimus Prime, Jazz - Complete
Don't Think You're So Great by Uniasus reviews
Trent's pissed at Sam for stealing Mikaela from him, so he plans some revenge. Starting with that brand new Camaro. 07verse
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,920 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
Sanity aside by Touch of Madness reviews
A normal life had always been her hearts greatest desire, yet it always seemed just out of her reach as sanity seemed a constantly weakening thread. How will she survive when chaos comes knocking? Set between TF1 and TF2. Pairings later. Some OC's.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox
Car Wash by Hibana reviews
Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
The Human Patient by MoniHoag reviews
Not even the Decipticon's deserve this....
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
Concepts Of Time by SapphireBee reviews
Humans don't live forever and no one knows that better then Bumblebee...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Child's Play by Hemlock Dalise reviews
Bumblebee catches Sam and Mikaela doing another pointless-but-fun thing humans do.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Then Came Sunstreaker by Falcon's Hyperdrive reviews
Post-ROTF... When Sunstreaker came, Lennox and Epps couldn't figure out why all the Autobots were so happy and yet worried that he and Sideswipe were reunited. And then Ironhide was pranked . . .
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/2/2010 - W. Lennox, Ironhide, R. Epps, Sideswipe - Complete
The Simulator by TheCluelessTurtle reviews
Post ROTF- Wheeljack and Sam have managed to invented something that will better prepare members of NEST against Decepticon attacks. But they need to test it first. So they manage to get the Autobots, Lennox and Epps to be the first ones to try it.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,937 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sam W., W. Lennox
A Whisper by Anodythe reviews
This was written some time ago after I read the first issue of ROTF: Defience. I wondered just what Megatron heard that would set him off on his path of destruction
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Megatron, The Fallen - Complete
Decepticon Prisoner Guide by Sunstreaker's Squishy reviews
The following rules are NOT written by an Autobot. Do not blame any certain Autobot either. Especially, don't tell the Hatchet, I mean, Ratchet.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Salvation by Hemlock Dalise reviews
A rather pointless story about Sunstorm, Sam and Mikaela, and how the strangest things can happen. Inspired by my own plot bunny, pretty fluffy/WAFFy. Sequel up - 'Refuge'
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Only Arcee by SisterDear reviews
A short ficlet attempting to reconcile the various names we've gotten for Bayverse Arcee and her three parts.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Arcee - Complete
Sparkling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he was a tiny sparkling? Protocol only goes so far when a sparkling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Essence of a Spark by hummergrey reviews
A Transformer's spark is who they are, their very soul. The combination of their existence, choices and personality regardless of the shell or transform they wear. Their story told first person pov I am this . Chapter 1: Moonracer, Autobot femme
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Moonracer, Ratchet
Immortal Threat by Shelby-Danvers reviews
A failed attempt on Megatron's life condemns Starscream to be terminated. When his trine is tasked with retrieving his body, they are surprised to find him still online. Is it a failure on Megatron's part...or is it something else?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,348 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Arrogance by Viper-Rock reviews
Optimus just can't resist putting himself on the front lines, and Ratchet is getting tired of patching him up.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Cherry by Viper-Rock reviews
Sam has a cold, and doesn't want to take his medicine.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Top Secret by weemonster reviews
Maggie Madsen finds herself in a very strange situation indeed. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Maggie M., Starscream - Complete
Play Time by Erailea Evenstar reviews
There were few things in life that made Ironhide fear for his circuits, but that was exactly how he felt as he stared down at the pint sized giggling villainess approaching him with her paint covered body.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Ironhide, Annabelle L. - Complete
Summer Vacation by Bookworm Gal reviews
When summer rolls around, people are drawn to exotic locations. And where is more exotic than the NEST base of operations? Annabelle will have a interesting vacation to say the least. A "Black Crayons" story.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
When worlds collide by JuJill reviews
The worst was maybe that it was the 14th of February - Just some sillyness for your reading pleasure. One-shot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sam W., Megatron - Complete
Five Rings by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Ironhide learns the meaning of the Olympics from Annabelle, Sam and Mikaela and that sport truly can be used as the great equalizer. Oneshot and complete.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Ironhide, Mikaela B. - Complete
So Believe by Panic Switch reviews
TF: '07 Movie After seeing strange cars circling her school, Paris decides to investigate. When her friends see no harm in these cars, she has to go it alone. She has no idea what she's gotten herself into.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,754 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Ticklish by LittleMewLugia reviews
After witnessing Sam and Mikaela play-fighting, the Twins decide to try out one of the demonstrated techniques on a certain unsuspecting Seeker. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Bonding with the Bots by Warrior Queen 21 reviews
Sam spends some quality time with each and every bot. But you know Sam and the Autobots...a supposed fun filled day turns either into a disaster or an awkward situation
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sam W.
The Glories of eBay by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Epps buys a novelty chair on eBay. Who could have thought it would bring so much chaos to the NEST base? This story based loosely off Tenshi of Light’s Autobot Pranks. Ch 3: the 'Vette twins discover the figurative meaning of the word 'karma'. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Ironhide, R. Epps - Complete
Transformers Poem by AutoBot Designation Crosswind reviews
Just a simple poem, made during lunch time with a friend. Its a tribute to Transformers I guess.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2010
Triangle Man by Kittisbat reviews
The Autobots and their human allies stumble upon the song "Triangle Man" and stupidity ensues. Inspired by the Transformer's Wiki, Teletran 1. One shot. Appropriate for most ages.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2010 - W. Lennox, Starscream - Complete
Experiencing Earth's Seasons by DaemonicKitten reviews
Optimus finds himself a secure little place to sit back and lose himself in thought. Incidentally, it's also a wonderful place to observe Earth's natural beauty. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
A Day on the Ark by Thursaz reviews
Giftfic for AnonFirefly, following her prompt: "Let me tell you something. The three scariest bots on the Ark are: An angry Optimus, a pissed-off Ratchet, and a smiling Prowl."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Ironhide
Chat by Botosphere reviews
Chromia arrives on Earth, but Will Lennox missed the memo about her and a certain Weapons Specialist. Will struggles to deal with the repurcussions. Rated T for the situation, nothing explicit but stronger rating than usual. By Eowyn77 for Marinelife37.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
Paranoia by Bookworm Gal reviews
Sequel to "Twitchy." How has Glen progressed since the events that first brought him in contact with the Cybertronians? Leo and Simmons pay him a little visit. Glen does not react well to their presence in his home.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - R. Simmons, Glen W., Leo S. - Complete
The Worst Driver Ever by Artemis1000 reviews
Barricade hides as a human’s car. Too bad he ends up with Candy, Autobot fan girl who can’t drive straight and has a penchant for sickening pet names. Who knew that the pit reeks of dung?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Barricade - Complete
Introductions: Theresa Epps by Botosphere reviews
The newly wed Mrs. Epps has an unpleasant surprise while she and her hubby are babysitting for Sarah and Will Lennox. Part of Eowyn77's Introductions series.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Arcee, R. Epps - Complete
Reunion by Refracted Imagination reviews
Post ROTF: The arrival and gathering of family members and loved ones for a reunion sometimes doubles as a special gift, especially if they have not been seen for a long, long time, or are thought gone forever.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
100 Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
I've seen a ton of those 100 challenge themes out there, so I made one to go with my "Black Crayons" stories. All of them are from Annabelle's point of view and many feature Ironhide. Just thought I'd try this out and see how it goes.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Where Was Barricade? by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why was it, when you see Barricade rushing into the Mission City Battle in Transformers, he suddenly seems to disappear? I didn't once see him at the final battle, did you? Here's a possible reason. Total nonesense, randomness, humor. PLETE
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Sideswipe VS Hedgehog by Clifjumpersfangirl reviews
“Sideswipe? Why is there a fire hydrant wedged in the center of your front bumper? Was Annabelle driving again?” Yet another story inspired by If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by Hummergrey.If you value your sanity then don't read it.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Reset by Superficial Faith reviews
Barricade experiences a rather hectic Black Friday. Companion to Refresh.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Barricade - Complete
Black Friday by antepathy reviews
Barricade tries to explain Black Friday to a cluster of dronelings. It does not go well. Oneshot for your holiday fun!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Refresh by Superficial Faith reviews
Starscream feels restless on an empty base during Thanksgiving.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Parental Responsibilities by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Lennox gets the strangest late night phone call of his life from the last person in the galaxy he expected it to be from. Oneshot and complete.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime - Complete
Broadening One's Horizons by Ryuuko1 reviews
A plot device leaves Megatron and Sam in a situation they would do ANYTHING to reverse...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,550 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Megatron, Sam W. - Complete
Its the Great Pumpkin, Sam Witwicky! by TheCluelessTurtle reviews
Post ROTF: When Lennox has to make a quick stop to pick pumpkins up for Annabelle and himself, the Autobots, with a little word from Bumblebee, decide that they want to try their hand at pumpkin carving.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Top Ten Reasons by OrianPrime92 reviews
Companion to Arctic Banana's '10 Reasons'. Prowl gets fed up with the twins, and this kind of pay back is quite the revenge. Did he really have to tack up Skids and Mudflap's Top Ten Reasons of why they need a babysitter in public? I guess so... JxP
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Skids, Mudflap - Complete
Purple Heart by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Rule #86: A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 2009 Movieverse series of oneshots. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox - Complete
Glances Into a Spark by Saesama reviews
Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007
Couched by Shyrstyne reviews
Short. Pre-09. Children are small and adaptable- So is Sarah Lennox. Or at least, she's small to Ironhide. That doesn't mean in any way she isn't adaptable, however.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ironhide, Annabelle L. - Complete
Computer Class from Hell by DaemonicKitten reviews
On a day filled with boredom, the Corvette Twins decide to annoy the other Autobots with a massive prank. One human knows whats going on, and seems to be enjoying themselves, but why is Sunstreaker screaming at a computer? ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sideswipe - Complete
Introductions: Sarah Lennox by Botosphere reviews
First in Eowyn77's Introductions series. Sarah Lennox's POV as she meets the Autobots for the first time, beginning with Ironhide. Rated T to be safe for Cybertronian swearing and mild innuendo.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,078 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Sarah L., Ironhide
Why Sideswipe is Silver by DaemonicKitten reviews
Animated Sideswipe had always been red, but movie Sideswipe was silver. Why is that? This is one of my theories of what might have happened. AU. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Sideswipe, Mikaela B. - Complete
No Where Else To Go by hummergrey reviews
The Transformers are a dying race in a war that consumed their world and threatens Earth. Then baby Transformers aka sparklings began arriving and arriving with more arriving! A medical mystery for Ratchet to solve. Canon pairings and a femme Decepticon
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
White Pine by Kageshi Hotaru reviews
A oneshot. Optimus has finally found something greater than he.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Introductions: Witwickys by Botosphere reviews
Part of Eowyn77's Introductions series. After Mission City, the Witwickys deserve an explanation and, God help them, they're going to get one.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Judy W., Bumblebee - Complete
Rhyme and Reason by Kitsune Swift reviews
While at an air show with her family, Judy is curious why that jet is parked so... weird. This idea was so random...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Judy W., Starscream - Complete
Disregarding Reality by SilverRibbon reviews
Sam explains Fanfiction to Bumblebee. Bumblebee informs the Autobots. Deceptions overhear. Humor issues.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Sam W.
Addendum by Katsuko1978 reviews
Rewind and Eject are old enough to know not to screw with NEST's new recruits. However, they're immature enough to be convinced to do it anyways. One-shot inspired by "If an Autobot, Do NOT Do the Following" by hummergrey.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Ironhide - Complete
Bring the Rain by Warrior Queen 21 reviews
When Sam is kidnapped by Barricade, it's up to the Autobots and humans to save him. COMPLETE
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009
Special Delivery by Arctic Banana reviews
In the midst of a delivery route, Sideways encounters every courier's worst enemy: the common dog.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Sideways - Complete
Return of the Rodents by Aethelgythe reviews
This is the sequel to "Ironhide's Revenge". Ironhide is once again forced to face his worst nightmare...Sam's two pit spawned rodents, Mojo and Frankie. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! COMPLETE!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Ironhide, Mojo - Complete
When Barricade Gets Bored by Arctic Banana reviews
A bored Frenzy is terrifying enough...what happens when his partner gets bored?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Language Lessons by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle spends a lot of time with Cybertronians. Why wouldn't she want to learn to talk like one? Another "Black Crayons" story.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Sistine Sentience by Lasgalendil reviews
My life search, my answers, my vindication lies quivering in my open palm: so intricate, so fascinating...so beautiful. Skyfire wakes from an age-long slumber to find earth now host to a seemingly impossible organic species: us.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Ways To Piss Off The Autobots by Kikizehfox reviews
Just a list I made of ways to annoy the autobots. I made this mostly for amusement and a way to get out of a writers block if/when I ever need to. Ideas are loved!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2009
The Spider Terminators by Pikaseel reviews
When Ratchet overreacts about the dangers of spiders, the Autobots go on a hunt through the N.E.S.T. base to destroy any and all eight legged creepy crawlies. One shot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Annabelle L., Ratchet - Complete
Rule Number 35 by MoonRose91 reviews
35. No parking in designated illegal tow zones, allowing yourself to be towed then breaking free and racing down the road the wrong direction. *Jazz, Sunny, Sides and Hound.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sideswipe, Jazz - Complete
My First Decepticon by Bookworm Gal reviews
Everyone remembers the first time they meet one. And for young Annabelle, she certainly will. Of course, when an angry Ironhide gets done with him, I think the Decepticon will never forget the encounter either. One of the "Black Crayons" story.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Annabelle L., Barricade, Ironhide - Complete
A 'Con, a Soldier, and a Newspaper by Greenie Lady Knight of Random reviews
Captian Lennox was ready to defend his country against all Decepticon threats. But how does he defend it from this?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2009 - W. Lennox, Ravage - Complete
Starscream's Very Bad Day by weemonster reviews
This story was inspired by my best friend's lost Starscream figure. Starscream realizes that the loud human girl wasn't THAT bad..
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Starscream, Ironhide - Complete
Get Your Smokey On by SisterDear reviews
Maggie takes a vacation. Frenzy, being Frenzy, manages to ruin it. Written for a natural disasters challenge. Set after RotF.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Maggie M., Frenzy - Complete
Party Time by Bookworm Gal reviews
It's Annabelle's birthday. Lots of fun is planned for her party, though not all will go as planned. But she is also looking forward to after her party, when she celebrates ANOTHER birthday. Part of my "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Coming Clean by Tungsten117 reviews
Sam reveals to his parents Optimus Prime and Bumblebee and everything that happened to him after he and his family were seperated by Sector 7.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Cooking With Barricade by Arctic Banana reviews
Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Barricade, Blackout - Complete
Second Life by Nona Mousy reviews
Post ROTF – in a moment of absolutely clarity he knows that the words they say are not the words they mean
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
One Bright Day in the Middle of the Night by Victoria Hughes reviews
In which Bumblebee and Sam participate in a drag race. Sam isn't too happy about it. Pointless silliness featuring a surprise character.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
The B Club by Clumsy Peg reviews
Boredom strikes the Decepticon base. But suddenly, an idea strikes Barricade. Thus "The B Club" is formed, for all Decepticons with a name starting with B. Insanity results. Oneshot, mild language.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Barricade - Complete
To Stand by Luki Dimension reviews
ROTF - The battle is over, and its time for Sam to step into his role.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Asking Much by Luki Dimension reviews
Two short missing scenes pre and during ROTF - Trying to convince a teenager to do anything is never easy.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Logic vs Feelings by Tungsten117 reviews
Optimus reflects on his relationship with Sam and Mikaela and also on the events in Mission City.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Some Energon for your Thoughts by PadfootRawr reviews
Post ROTF. He hadn’t believed he would become so attached towards a human, and yet he was glad he had done so. Searching the internet for viable terms, he quickly decided that he saw Sam as something akin to a human’s version of a ‘Best Friend’.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bumblebee - Complete
When I Grow Up by Bookworm Gal reviews
All kids are asked what they want to be when they grow up. As Annabelle considers this, she reflects on what her father and Ironhide do when they go to their job. Another of my "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Where's Wheelie? by Luki Dimension reviews
Post-ROTF - After the fight, Mikaela realises she left something behind.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Everyone Needs a Birthday by Bookworm Gal reviews
Everyone Annabelle knows has a birthday. Except for one special person. She intends to fix that. Part of my "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Ferrari by Bookworm Gal reviews
Maggie pulls up in a Ferrari, but what's with Miles? He's acting weird, even for him. Read "Satan's Camaro" first or else you don't get the full effect.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Maggie M., Miles L. - Complete
Babysitter by LittleMewLugia reviews
Babysitter. Summary: When a sparkling happens, those concerned try to keep the secret from Megatron, after all, the Decepticon overlord will have no time or patience for those too small and young to fight...will he? Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Twitchy by Bookworm Gal reviews
Glen never could handle stress well. He still can't.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Glen W. - Complete
Prowl's Origin by DarkAngelLillith reviews
The Decepticons weren't only ones that reprogrammed mechs to fill their ranks. The Autobots get their hands on Barricade.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,949 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Barricade
Entertain Me by Arctic Banana reviews
Frenzy's bored and restless, but all Barricade wants to do is sleep. How long do you think it'll take for him to get fed up and eject Frenzy through the windshield? Place your bets now!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Strolling Down Candy Cane Lane by Victoria Hughes reviews
If you were human, what would you look like? Sam introduces Bumblebee to the world of his imagination, and Bumblebee attempts to reciprocate. Post-2007 movie friendship fic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
All The World Is Waiting For The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
It starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Satan's Camaro by Bookworm Gal reviews
Miles' theory on why so many things with Sam has changed. Even stranger than what really happened. Also, his idea of what Bumblebee is.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Miles L., Bumblebee - Complete
Babysitting, Take Two by Bookworm Gal reviews
Another attempt at baby-sitting Annabelle, only this time her sitters are more prepared. At least they think so. One of the "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Night Sky by Bookworm Gal reviews
Part of the "Black Crayons" stories. Ironhide and Annabelle have a talk while out stargazing.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Babysitters Nightmare by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle is left with a baby-sitter, but they are both being watched by someone else. Goes with the "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Bully by Bookworm Gal reviews
A continuation of "Black Crayons,""Drawings," and "ParentTeacher Conference." A bully at school makes Annabelle angry.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
ParentTeacher Conference by Bookworm Gal reviews
Companion piece to "Black Crayons" and "Drawings". Essentially, Annabelle's parents and teachers talk about her behavior in class and a few oddities.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Playtime With Barricade, Take 23 by Victoria Hughes reviews
In which Bumblebee is backed into a corner and Barricade realizes Bumblebee can't talk: one of a thousand run-ins between Decepticon and Autobot scouts. Pre-2007 movie.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bumblebee, Barricade - Complete
Drawings by Bookworm Gal reviews
Sequel to "Black Crayons," but not necessary to understand the story. What is Ironhide's thoughts on Annabelle's drawings?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle draws very special pictures.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Songlines by dfastback68 reviews
Post Movie ‘07 – Blackout searches the desert for Scorponok, and finds so much more than that.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Blackout - Complete
The Lost Djinn by The Broken Pentacle reviews
It happened again. Bartimaeus was summoned. Was it honestly that unusual, even IF everyone thought he was dead? No. However, the girl who summoned him* is very strange. So is her way of summoning...R&R *honestly, how many young capable magicians are there
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008
Ironhide's Revenge by Aethelgythe reviews
Ironhide is forced to become Sam's temporary guardian for 3 days while Ratchet repairs Bumblebee's legs after the Mission city battle. Only thing is...that little pit-spawn rodent is determined to lubricate on him...AGAIN. PLEASE R&R!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Ironhide, Mojo - Complete
The Blue Planet by Lasgalendil reviews
I tumble towards her surface, shouting on every wavelength of the spectrum that it is found! The Allspark is on the blue planet third from this star! Cybertons, both Autobots and Decepticons, there is yet hope, there is yet life, there is a future-!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Decepticons And Toddlers Don't Mix by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Barricade decides to kidnap Annabelle Lennox and hold her as a captive for leverage against the Autobots, he finds that when it comes to not co-operating, Decepticons have nothing on wilful human toddlers. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Barricade, Annabelle L. - Complete
And Eyes That I Might See by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Autobots get cornered in a canyon after a Decepticon attack, along with a handful of humans. Unfortunately, Amanda is blind, making things a little harder for her. How's a girl to manage when she can't even see the giant robot aliens who rescued her?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,898 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Final Frontier by Dwimordene reviews
More than one imagines, and less than one needs, it is what it is, and what it makes you to be. Bumblebee, Sam, and a spaceship. Vignette.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Kidnapped by an Autobot by Kittisbat reviews
I get picked up from school by my mother- only it's not my mother. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Delta Angel by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Starscream is forced to take shelter in a barn, he does not factor in being discovered by two young human children, one of whom happens to be Annabelle Lennox.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,183 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Starscream, Annabelle L. - Complete
Friends Forever and Ever and Ever by Arctic Banana reviews
Frenzy drives Barricade up the wall during their roadtrip from Hell.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Flight of the Bumblebee by Pretty in Scarlet reviews
Bumblebee ditches Sam and Mikaela in a crowded parking lot on Christmas Eve. Oh, well, that’s what they get for waiting until the last minute to do their shopping!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Sandwich! by varsitylove16 reviews
Twins plus hockey times Ratchet equals... uh oh. Prequel to "Hockey?"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Hockey? by varsitylove16 reviews
What scares people more than the Decepticons? A really angry Ratchet. First attempt at a FanFic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Enemies vs Wives by De-gnome reviews
One Shot Will Never thought he would see his friend cowed by anyone, let alone a smaller, Autobot femme.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Ironhide - Complete
Wings by Oni-Gil reviews
Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
Practical Applications by Dierdre reviews
Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Hushabye by Arctic Banana reviews
Nothing is more disturbing than seeing a helpless animal lie dying in the street while everyone remains oblivious towards its suffering. So thinks Blackout.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Blackout - Complete
The Wish by courierNews reviews
Van Helsing is given the chance of one wish; he can have anything in the world. What will he wish for? And what will happen because of his choice?
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Defective Care by transtorque-collapse reviews
Decepticon hostages, one human must find a way to get his little sister and his close friend away before it’s too late. But how? Can one of their very captors be trusted to help? Gen, Oneshot
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
TF: Coffee by optimus prime girl reviews
Rahcel makes the mistake of giving Frenzy and Barricade coffee.....
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Beeg Bugs by Binkatong reviews
Boots. What happened to her, anyway? Where did she end up? I've decided to answer this question the strangest way possible- Boots gets left behind! No pairings yet, but there will be them. Rating may change if it gets to bloody. Thanks Allie for the Beta!
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008
Dinobots by Luki Dimension reviews
An ex-Sector Seven Scientist steals a prototype weapon and hides it within a travelling exhibit. Will and Sam try to intervene, and end up with 5 new Autobots on their hands.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Bath Teim! by Arctic Banana reviews
It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
On The Freedom Of Existence by LittleMewLugia reviews
Prowl wakes up in the Autobot workshop, on a strange planet, with no recollection of how he got there. Additionally, he is faced with an odd conundrum: why are his fighting companions treating him like an enemy?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
10 Reasons by Arctic Banana reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Annabelle Age 6 by ValorRose reviews
TFMovie2007, Lennox Family, PG, Will Lennox hosts a b-day party and tells Sarah the truth. Domestic-Verse could be considered prelude to Annabelle Age 16.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2008 - W. Lennox, Sarah L. - Complete
Boom De Ah Dah by Jason M. Lee reviews
July 4th equals fireworks, and not just to celebrate a nation's birthday.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Too Much Time on Their Hands by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz inquires the twins about their latest prank.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
Two Worlds by Mrs. Optimus Prime reviews
What happens after the war in Los Angeles? Optimus finds a young girl under debris and her parents are dead. He has to take care of the child until Captain Lennox can deal with the problem. Please reveiw no flames!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,818 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Mute by MoonRose91 reviews
The Allspark knows only silence and so does Emma, Sam's little sister. So it is no suprise that in her sleep Emma is no longer deaf as the Allspark speaks to her. 2007 Movieverse
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,110 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sam W., Ironhide - Complete
All The Fun Of The fair by LittleMewLugia reviews
Why is Sam’s Autobot guardian throwing him against a wall? All is not as it seems…. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
High Voltage by Arctic Banana reviews
Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and Blurr play with an electric mousetrap that they stole from Wheeljack.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Spaz Juice by Arctic Banana reviews
What happens when Frenzy drinks 27 energy drinks?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Sleep Tight, Frenzy by Arctic Banana reviews
Frenzy falls asleep and Barricade notices how cute he is.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Attack of the Plot Bunnies by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee can't sleep, so Ratchet allows him to sleep in his room, unfortunately at the sacrifice of his own sleep.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Trends by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: We all knew it. It was so glaringly obvious. Optimus Prime and Megatron are trend-setters.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Barricade, Optimus Prime - Complete
Sam Witwicky's Guide on Living with the Autobots by rrdt reviews
Sam decides to write a survival guide on living with the Autobots: not quite an Autobots-for-Dummies, but more Guidelines-you-should-follow-to-avoid-getting-squished-by-giant-robots-from-outer-space.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
Coming Home by Ace of Dreams reviews
After ten years in space with the Autobots, Sam comes home to find that some things have changed.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
Code Of Honour by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam intervenes in a situation he feels is unfair, and in doing so saves Barricade’s life, Sam discovers that even some Decepticons have a code of honour.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,801 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Traitor by LittleMewLugia reviews
Starscream decides to punish Barricade for not fighting in Mission City. However, this time Starscream might have pushed Barricade too far....
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
In the Med Bay by Ace of Dreams reviews
This is an offshoot of my story, Traitor, in which Mikaela gives Scorpinok a bubble bath.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Traitor by Ace of Dreams reviews
Blackout survives the battle for the Allspark, but as far as he knows, he's the only one. The Autobots catch up with him and he's forced to make a decision.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,433 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Fashion Victims by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Bumblebee and Ironhide find it part of their duties to release some humans from a crude prison, as all sentient beings have a right to be free...much to Sam's dismay. -oneshot-
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Bumblebee, Ironhide - Complete
No Such Thing As Dignity by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
2007 Movieverse: Ironhide is not a lucky bot. Not a lucky bot at all. Of all the earth creatures to take a liking to him, why did it have to be the Chihuahua... Oneshot, genfic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Ironhide, Mojo - Complete
The Little Things by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
Sometimes the smallest details are the most important. Sam and Optimus have a heart-to-spark after the events of the 2007 movie. Oneshot, genfic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
By the Pundreds by An Cailin Rua reviews
Movie: The Autobots make a discovery about the English language. A horrible, horrible discovery.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Optimus Prime, J. Keller - Complete
It's Just a Nursery Rhyme by TheShadowCat reviews
Movie Verse Ironhide is living with the Lennox family and learns some nursery rhymes. ONE SHOT!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Purpose by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Focused on Scorponok, completed oneshot. Scorponok was left stranded and half crazed in the desert, with nothing but his own scattered thoughts until he found a group of children, slowly dying of exposure... A look at broken things and the ties that bind.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
What the Twins did to Ironhide by staringsideways reviews
2007 Movieverse: A random remark from Epps gives Sideswipe an idea. But where was he going to get the mask, and exactly how much sedative do you need to knock out a two ton alien robot? Short and very daft follow on to Collateral Damage.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Soldier, Stand or Die by Jason M. Lee reviews
Sam never thought it was possible to muse on a single phrase for so long.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Jazz, Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
Hegira by Dierdre reviews
2007 Movieverse There is a fine line between kindness and cruelty.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
The Vastness of Space by rrdt reviews
Sam Witwicky liked to climb their roof at night, and just look at the stars. Sam's perception of the universe, before and after the Mission City incident.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
Second Chance by Macx reviews
moviefic When Simmons first created and then killed the Nokiabot in Sector Seven's lab, he believed it to be dead. Ratchet saved it, but does it have a future? Ratchet, Will Lennox, Nokiabot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Captain Lennox - Complete
From Junk to Treasure by snarechan reviews
2007 Movie Verse. Judy Witwicky’s thoughts on Sam’s car, from then to now.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Judy W., Bumblebee - Complete
Daddy's Truck by ValorRose reviews
2007Movie: G. WARNING: NONE. Summary: There is a picture that created the bunny that helped me write this story at tf2007fun an lj community.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Taken Place by Lola Hard reviews
*postmovie 2007* Bumblebee comes back to Sam's house after his meeting with the Autobots, only to find his parking place taken by another car... a response to Dark Kari's prompt.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Don't Mess With Sarah Lennox by Umi Mikazuki reviews
Ironhide learns that human females are not as weak as they seem.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Arachno What? by Hoodoo reviews
Spiders. And Ironhide. Rated for a swear word, and for hated hated spiders. Silly fic, oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Are You the ToothFairy? by Ray of Starlight reviews
Do you remember waiting up at night for the ToothFairy? Sophie does and unlike other kids, she acutally met him. Inspired by the ToothFairy Girl scene with Ironhide. Please review!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Silly Boys, Trucks Are For Girls by Hoodoo reviews
It's just not a good idea to mess around with vehicles who happen to be disguised robots. Semidrabble, set in 2007 movieverse. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Sides by Jason M. Lee reviews
Banachek and Simmons never did get along...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2007 - T. Banachek, R. Simmons - Complete
Where There's A Will by Autumn L reviews
Movie '07. Ironhide is wounded but he won't let it stop him from fighting, and Ratchet knows that all too well.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Frenetic by Autumn L reviews
Movie '07. Barricade is introduced to Frenzy. Potential movie Spoilers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Crushed by Pretty in Scarlet reviews
2007 film Sam is forced to cope with one more loss.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
Don't Call Me Julius by Kakawot reviews
Commander Root is tired of Foaly calling him by his first name, so he sets out to find out Foaly's real name. Oneshot, -OLD-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Julius R. - Complete
Outcast by Nightwind reviews
G1, Season 3 gasp! Ever wonder what happened to Blitzwing after 'Five Faces of Darkness' Well, here's my utterly depressing take on it...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2001 - Blitzwing - Complete
Vigil by Nightwind reviews
G1 One of the Dinobots falls deathly ill. Then the universe collapses. No, no, I'm kidding. Actually, only Optimus Prime collapses and only into a gooshy puddle of guilt. Takes place halfway between the cartoon series and the '86 movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,716 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/12/2001 - Grimlock, Optimus Prime - Complete
He Who Laughs Last by Nightwind reviews
G1 Skywarp may not be the only inveterate practical joker lurking at Decepticon Headquarters...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/10/2001 - Skywarp, Soundwave - Complete
A Touch of Human Kindness by Lady Laran reviews
Perceptor learns about two conflicting human emotions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2001
Transformers Jeopardy by KJG reviews
The TFs raise hades on the quiz show of the title.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/1999
A Day In The Sun by KJG reviews
Bumblebee discovers a secret Decepticon plot...or does he?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/11/1999
Electrum's Secret-Part 1 by KJG reviews
Beachcomber returns to the Golden Lagoon...and finds passage into a negative realm.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/1999
Electrum's Secret-Part 2 by KJG
Beachcomber must side with unexpected allies to get back home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/1999
G-Man by KJG reviews
Tailgate is sent on a spy mission.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/20/1999
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Human Experiment reviews
Starscream, Skywarp and Thundercracker are bored waiting for orders. What better way to pass time than studying those oh-so-squishy creatures sharing the planet with them? Unless of course the squishy in question has her own plans... Rated T to be safe.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,727 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Destroying Secrets reviews
Sequel to Revealing Secrets, set around DotM. Katrina has spent last four years living in peace with her uncle, but when he vanishes and their house is attacked, Katrina finds herself on the run again. Elsewhere, the Autobots face unexpected danger - treachery hidden behind an honorable facade. Soon Katrina will at last know the truth behind her strange powers...but at what cost?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/7/2014
Revealing Secrets reviews
A year ago, Katrina left Tranquility for a more peaceful life; now Megatron has returned. The key to changing Katrina's mind about fighting may lie in her shadowy past, but will her guardians accept the dark truth? Some things are best left hidden.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 121,375 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Barricade, Jazz - Complete
Christmas Secrets reviews
Takes place before Revealing Secrets. Katrina has never celebrated Christmas, so her guardians are determined to make this holiday an unforgettable one. The only problem is, Jazz is called off on a mission, leaving Barricade in charge of the details...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Barricade - Complete
Keeping Secrets reviews
'07 Movieverse. School's out, but a quiet summer is not what's in store for Sam, Mikaela and their transforming friends. A neighbor's cousin is staying with the Witwickys, and soon it becomes clear that she has a dangerous, possibly deadly, secret... R&R
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,935 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Barricade Enroute To A New Paint Job reviews
‘07 movie-verse. My crack version of why Barricade vanished mid-scene during the highway chase in the first movie... Rated T for brief Cybertronian cursing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Barricade - Complete