Hi there!! The name's Sam, and I love Harry Potter & 80s movies. :)

All of my Fred & George fanfictions, they're all pretty much suicide fics. Fred is, of course, dead(but he's not in my little world...Fred is dead? YOU LIAR!), so George isn't happy with his life anymore. Read them! People say they're good!

RANDOM HP QUOTES FTW!

Fred: Oh, are you a prefect, Perce? You should've told us! We didn't have a clue!
George: Wait a minute, I think I remember him mentioning it. Once-
Fred: Or twice-
George: A minute-
Fred: All summer.

Fred: You haven't got a letter on yours. I reckon she thinks you remember your name.
George: But we're not stupid. We know we're Gred and Forge.

Hermione Granger: It's not going to work!
Fred: Oh, yeah?
George: And why's that, Granger?
Hermione: You see this? This is an age line. Dumbledore drew it himself.
Fred: So?
Hermione: So! A genius like Dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled by something as pathetically dim-witted as an aging potion.
Fred: Ah, but that's why it's so brilliant.
George: Because it's so pathetically dim-witted!

Remus: Well, well, Sirius. Looking rather ragged, aren't we? Finally the flesh reflects the madness within.
Sirius: Well you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus?

Sirius: Brilliant, Snape, once again you put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion!

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Prisoner of Azkaban and Deathly Hallows

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Prisoner of Azkaban

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Fred and George, Sirius, James, Remus. :D

What house do you prefer to be in? Slytherin.

But what house would you think you'll be in? ...Moo ha ha ha haaaaaaa!!!! Hopefully Slytherin? Probably not.

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Sir Nicholas de Mimsy Porpington aka Nearly Headless Nick :) Or if we're just talking non living inhabitants, Peeves. Because poltergeists are cool.

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? SNAPE, SNAPE, SEVERUS SNAPE.

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker. I'm not sure why, it just sounds amazing.

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Well, I like to be in on the action, so maybe a chaser. But I like hitting stuff, so I guess I could be a beater too.

Who do you want to make friends with? I'd want to be on good terms with all. But I'd want to be friends with the Weasley twins or the Marauder's.(depends on the time zone)

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Sirius, James, and Remus or Fred and George. :D

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Because I love to joke around and not entirely serious and I'd do anything for the people I love, like Sirius did for James and Lily and Harry and Remus and the post-Marauder evil traitorious rat who doesn't even deserve to be mentioned by name in this answer. :P

Which character in the book can you relate to? ...I don't really know... :|

What pet would you get? An owl.

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Me living in Harry Potter and Twilight never being invented!

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Definately!

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? There would be lots of staring, probably minimum drooling, and probably some pouncing and hugging. And MAYBE a proposal. Or two. And me asking him if I could have his Padfoot babies.

What would be his reaction to your reaction? He'd probably be creeped out.

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Harry? Because he would understand...

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? YES! I would get Fred and George to help me get back at her!

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? *bursts into song* I WENT WITH DRACO TO THE YULE BALL... xD Kidding...um...Fred? Yes. Fred. I want to go to the Yule Ball with myself.

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Cedric Diggory. Moo ha ha ha haaaa.

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Barty Crouch Jr. Cedric was easy, try and figure THAT one out! Hah!

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Grey.

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Purple.

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red.

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown.

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green.

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Silver.

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Of course not! :D

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) Save it for a rainy day. You never know when something bad's going to happen that I might need it.

Do you like the books more or the movies? BOOKS! No doubt about it.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius. :D

What would your Patronus take shape in? I have no idea??

What would be your Animagus form? ...hopefully something totally awesome.

What subject do you want to be the best in? Defense Against the Dark Arts!!

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Both plus James.

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius Black!! DUH!

Hermione or Cho? Hermione. I want to punch Cho in her crap lousy face.

James Potter or Severus Snape? James!! :D

Hagrid or Snape? Sorry, Hagrid...Snape.

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders!! They had WAY more fun than The Golden Trio had.

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus is where it's at!

Harry or Ron? Ron!

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks. She's awesome...I hate Phlegm.

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione xD I don't really like Ginny, unless she's with Draco...

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Ugh, neither.

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna! Luna rocks my socks. Cho sucks.

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Ahh! I love Dumbledore AND Peeves!! Dumbledore though, just saying I love Peeves too.

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp.

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? HONEYDUKES!

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs.

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors!

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? I pick Cissy. Bella is on the top of my kill list for killing Sirius.

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? Third. Although I'd like to do them all...

Is this survey fun or boring? Loved it will all my heart. :)

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1) Fred Weasley
2) Sirius Black
3) Draco Malfoy
4) James Potter
5) Oliver Wood
6) George Weasley
7) Lily Evans
8) Charlie Weasley
9) Harry Potter
10) Ginny Weasley
11) Remus Lupin
12) Severus Snape

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
George/Remus? No.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
James? Yes, yes I do. Very hot.

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
It wouldn't be possible. Severus could not possibly get Charlie pregnant.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
There's lots of fics about Harry Potter...I reckon this whole category on the website has something to do with him.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No I don't believe Sirius Black and George Weasley would make a good couple.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Oliver Wood/Harry Potter or Oliver Wood/Ginny Weasley? If you made me pick I'd pick Oliver/Harry.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Lily walked in on Sirius and Severus having sex. I'm pretty sure that'd be pretty disturbing. And really awkward.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
AHH DRACO/GINNY IS MY FAVORITE SHIP!
Okay...Draco and Ginny hate each other. When Snape sets them together for a week of detention, will something unexpected happen?

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Fred Weasley/Charlie Weasley...probably. People love Weasleycest. I am one of those people.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Aww...I swear I didn't look at the questions before I put the names. I love Lily/Severus. There's lots of Lily/Severus Hurt/Comfort fics. Check them out.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
James Potter wants to de-flower Fred Weasley? Eww...Probably like, after they died...since James was dead when Fred was like 2.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I wouldn't know. Who would Lily be in a slash fic with though?

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Draco het? I don't have a friends list, but I reckon lots of people do...

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Remus? If I had a friends list...maybe...

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Sirius Black/James Potter/Oliver Wood...Sirius/James I kind of like, but Oliver with them? That's rape. Oliver, you jailbait, you!

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ginny Weasley...Well...In the fics that I read..."More Draco more!"? I love Draco/Ginny.

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Charlie...huh. Probably Through the Fire and Flames since Charlie loves dragons. :D

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Fred/George/Severus. Fred and George is hot...but Snape with them? Eww...

WARNING: Major drinking and drug usage. Also major scarring for life. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Ginny on Sirius? Kinda gross..."Hey, baby, you like it doggy style?" xDDD ahahahah

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Oliver Wood...never xD

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
George loves to masturbate while sleeping next to Fred. xD That's hot.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
No Remus Lupin would not shag Harry Potter unless they were completely wasted and they were the only two there. And even then probably not.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Draco and Lily?? Umm...again jailbait...probably Lily. xD

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Fred and Harry are in a happy relationship until Harry suddenly runs off with James(DUDE! HARRY RUNS OFF WITH HIS DAD?! EWW). Fred, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Remus and a brief unhappy affair with Severus , then follows the wise advice of Oliver and finds true love with Draco."

Title: 'What Kind of Crack Was I On When I Wrote This?'
No one should read that...ever. Or write it.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Charlie/Lily...no.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe that homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriate.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.
9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. "Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as”bookends”.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.
20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Pwned!”
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not a tribble Animagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be adressed as “Admiral Naismith”.
39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. “42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as "Veela Pheremones”.
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Sex Auror”.
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”.
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”.
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.
73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”.
74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.
78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.
79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin first years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for and indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.
88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione’s time turner to rotate every half-hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”.
92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”.
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
98. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.
99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.
122. “Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.
134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice.
143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. “Y’all check this-here shit out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.

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If you have been called "weird" or "disturbed" or "insane" more than five times, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the rabbit his cereal, put this in your profile!

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (yeah...the Dracula kind. not that Twilight crap.)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be encourage abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

The ones in BOLD are my labels.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps
"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

...Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

or if you smiled at one of these things.

Tata, for now. :)

~Sam