Reili (19th edition)

Strengths: Making shit up and knowing random facts. Also: having grandiose ideas.
Weaknesses: Tomatoes, oranges, homophobia, the phrase "Isn't it Romantic?" and butterflies.
Move Set: No Sleep Hyper Beam, Uke Eyes, Cosplay Transformation, Never-ending Disney
Special Ability: Off-key Disney Song!
Sexuality: Pansexual

Some Notes: Did you know that all of you guys who use random Japanese amuse Reili greatly? Or, sometimes, you kill her dead. Just so you know. Seriously, she actually speaks fair Japanese. You don't. Get over it and try to stop. Reili doesn't go around using random German in her stories, don't use random Japanese in yours. Kthxbai. Oh, and if she bothers to review your story then you're lucky. Or she was in a good mood. Anyway, the only people that are ever guaranteed reviews are Shot in Sarajevo and TwistedSky.

Current project: an awful set of one-shots called Dance Vocabulary that are only posted to lj. :)
Side project: Apparently a Loveless!Newsies fic.
Future Project(s): lots of Demyx/Roxas? :D And a . . . More HSM fic!
Fic that isn't here: For whatever reason (usually it's because it's porn), some fic is only posted to my LJ and some is only posted here. Fic @ my LJ can be found here.

Pairings I don't ship EVER unless broken up or with a side of one-sided love:
Sora/Kairi (it doesn't work in my head. Kairi deserves better.), Riku/Kairi (also does not work in my head. Again, Kairi deserves better.), Namine/Roxas (I don't like it), Harry/Hermione (this one is just never.), Harry/Ginny (. . . I don't care it's canon.), Axel/Zexion (I'm so sorry. It breaks my brain.), Keiko/Yusuke (Yusuke/Kurama is my OTP, folks), and Hetero in general. It breaks my brain, even though I date guys.

Pairings I fully and totally support:
Yusuke/Kurama (-swoon-), Sora/Riku (either order, but I like Sora/Riku better), Zexion/Demyx (also either order), Leon/Cloud (any and all orders), Roxas/Riku (any order), Demyx/Roxas ('cause I'm crazy), Fred/George (twincest love.), Harry/Cedric (this is all GoF's fault.), Harry/Ron (my standard), Percy/Oliver (Oh. All TwistedSky's fault), Sasuke/Naruto (err . . . Guilty pleasure.), Chad/Ryan ("I Don't Dance" did me in), Ryan/The Wildcats (idk, man he's slept with everyone), Troy/Link Larkin (lol Zefcest) and pretty much any combination of guys from Org13 or Ouran. Excluding Axel/Zexion, which breaks my brain.

'kay, um, what else? Oh yes. Contact can be done by e-mail, LJ, AIM (kisforkurama XP), or MSN (megasuperhappyme@). Have fun, and don't eat babies! It's not nice . . . And is frowned upon in most societies. X3

PS: Don't normally do this, but . . . . If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.
(Pirates are love! You know you want to talk like one for no real reason. Srsly.)

Oh. And I'm always halfway tempted to clear out the entire profile and put:
A random percent of people are doing drugs. I like pie.
Just because I can.