ATTENTION MY READERS

I have come up with a idea for a collection of one shots. We all know that our muses never behave the way we want them too so I have come up with a way to make them do so. I blame this on my Twitter RP with my gurl Esha. I have to make her muses behave all the time. But this time instead of just Sin doing the punishmentthere will be five people to choose from. Tequila Black from Daughter like mother, Sage Miles from Winning Big, Tasha Karma Williams aka Mistress from Call Me Your Mistress and of course they ever loving Sin. This is how it's going to go. If you want to have a one shot done then Pm me the info like this.

Muse Name(s):

What They did Wrong:

Punishment you want dealt out: If you choose for us to choose then put DC For Don't Care.

Punisher:

Sexual or Nonsexual:

Note No more then two muses per oneshot. If you have more then request more then one one shot. Also If you want to be written in as watching please let me know. I will not be putting this up right away for I want to get the requests before I do so I know that I am able to do it. This is the first for me so please do understand and allow me the time I need to get this started. I just hope I can hold a candle to the others that are able to do this. So until I start getting request have a great day and know that you all rock so much Luv Sin!!

I am sorry to say that after i finally post up this one shot for the Spring thing I will not be on here for a few weeks. My father has been in the hospital for a week now and we don't know if he is going to make it. They have found two lumps in his lungs and as of now until he gets well enough for them to see if they are cancer or not they are believing that it is lung cancer and they believe that it is too late to start treatments so we are in the middle praying that it isn't but preparing for the worse in case it does happen. I am scared and I feel so broken at the moment and I don't want to write anymore at this time. So I apoplgize before hand and hope that everyone understands. To Esha DK and everyone that has been great to me here thanks and I will miss ya but I most likely will talk to you on twitter. Luv Always Sin!!

I have one more thing to say about the word hate. It's a stupid word and feeling to hate is wrong and is the cause of many things that is wrong in this world. I hate no one I may dislike someone but that doesn't mean that I will hate them. Hate is a useless emotion. Sin!!

I KNOW THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN ON LATELY AND THERE IS A GOOD REASON FOR THAT. A LOT OF THINGS HAVE HANPPENED AND IN TURN MY INTERNET ACCESS HAS BEEN CUT OFF. I PROMISE THAT AS SOON AS I CAN I WILL FIND A WAY TO GET BACK ON HERE AND FINISH MY STORIES. JUST KNOW THAT I HAVEN'T STOPPED WRITING AND WILL FIND A WAY AS SOON AS I CAN TO GET MORE CHAPTERS UP. RIGHT NOW I AM AT A FRIENDS HOUSE AND DON'T HAVE MY STORIES WITH ME. WHO AM I KIDDING OF COURSE I BROUGH THEM WITH ME AND WILL BE TRYING TO PUT A FEW CHAPTERS UP. I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING BUT I WILL TRY. LUV YOU ALL SIN!!

I'm sad to say this but I am having writer's block on all of my stories at the moment and it's sad because I hate not being able to give my readers what they want. So please hang in there for right now because I am working on a few stories that I will be posting soon. But I want them to have a few chapters to them before I start to post them. So hang in there and I promise as soon as my muses stop going off on wild goose chases I will bring you more of the stories you love to read. I will be adding more story ideas tomorrow so do look forward to that one. Then I will start to list the stories everyone has written from my lists. So until then everyone of you have a good day and enjoy life. Luv Sin!!

I'm sorry I haven't been on lately but I have finally gotten out of the hospital from a really bad car accident. I'm a live and on my way to a full recovery. So don't worry about me anymore. I will be doing more chapters as soon as I get use to the pain killers they have me on. Tonight I am adding the fist chapter to a V-day flick that I wrote but wasn't here to put up so I'm going to put it up late. But it isn't a good happy one. And if you know me you shouldn't be surprised. But I will be having a happy ending for this one so don't worry. I have missed you all and can't wait to read up on all your stories. So until then goodnight. Luv Sin!!

I. Put your iTunes/Ruckus/Napster/etc on shuffle.
II. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
III. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. If someone says, "Is this Okay?" you say...
The Kill- 30 Seconds from Mars

2. What would best describe your personality?
Undertaker's Theme

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Blow Me Away- Breaking Benjamin

4. How do you feel today?
Sweet Lady- Tyrese

5. What is your life's purpose?
Will Survive- Three Days Grace

6. What is your motto?
Tainted Love- Marilyn Manson

7. What do you think of your parents?
Take A Bow- Rhiannon

8. What do you think about very often?
Girlfriend Avila and Lil Mama

9. What is 2+2?
End of Heartache- Killswitch Engage

10. What do you think of your best friend?
Don't Want To F With Us- John Cena

11. What do you think of the person you like?
Just Want to Be Loved- Papa Roach

12. What is your life's story?
Lollipop- Lil Wayne

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Second Chance- Shinedown

14. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Reckless- Papa Roach

15. What do your parents think of you?
Pain- Three Days Grace

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Sun Will Set For You- Linkin Park

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Bleed It Out- Linkin Park

18. What is your hobby/interest?
Just Another Day In The Life- John Cena

19. What is your biggest secret?
Daddy Won't Sell The Farm- Montgomery Gentery (Can't Spell)

20. What do you think of your friends?
Standing On My Own-Three Days Grace

21. What's the worst thing that could happen?
This is The Joint- John Cena

22. How will you die?
I Hate Everything About You- Three Days Grace

23. Does anyone like you?
Apologize Remix- Chipmunk's Style!!

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Forever- Papa Roach

25. What hurts right now?
In The Beginning- Three Days Grace

26. What will you post this as?
Photograph- Nickelback

And let's see if we can't get a better secret . . .
Far Away- Nickleback

As we can see I have a lot of the same artists in my Ipod. Thanks x..Mayhem..x this was very fun and funny!! Luv Sin!!

1.Jeff Hardy

2. Undertaker

3. Kane

4. Matt Hardy

5. CM Punk

6. Edge

7. Evan

8. Christian

9. Shannon Moore

10. Batista

11. HBK

12. Shane Helms

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic? “No but I wouldn’t mind reading an Edge/Shawn one it might just be good.”

2. Do you think that four is hot? How Hot? “Hell yes Matt Hardy is hot. So hot that it makes me wanna scream “Holla Back Now.”

3.What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? “I would think that Christian would be the richest man alive and Shane would have a lot of explaining to do don’t you?”

you recall any fics about 9? “Yep I’m writing one as it is. Shannon is the man you know. I miss him so much.”

5.Would 2/6 make a good couple? “Taker/Edge now that I wouldn’t like to see. Edge just isn’t Taker’s type. After all he has so many to choose from.

6. 5/9 or5/10? “No way 5/10 Punk/Batista but yes to Shannon/Punk because that would be so fing hot to me.”

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? “Poor Evan would have a heart attack to see something like Taker and Helms having sex. I know that I would after I asked if I could join of course. LOL”

8. Make a Summary for a 3/10 fanfic. “Kane was obsessed with “The Animal” because he thought that he was a bad ass. Well when Kane takes it out of the ring and into a bed he shows Batista just who the badass is. Warning- slash, sex, rape and violence. Rate M of course.”

9. Is there any 1/8 fluff? “Jeff/Christian fluff could happen it really could. And if you say it can’t I’ll hunt you down and make you write fluff for the rest of your life ha ha!!”

10. Suggest a title for 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. “Shooting Press’s Hurricane” Eavn sees the pain that Matt caused Shane when he broke up with him and decided that it was time for the Hurricane to rise again.”

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one? “There are so many to choose from for Matt/Jeff so I really don’t know. “

12. Does any of your friends actually read 3 het? “That would be a no because Kane and my friends just don’t mix well maybe a few of them do. But still no.”

13. Does anyone on your friends list write about 11? “Who in this world doesn’t write about HBK?”

14. Would any of your friends write a 2/4/5 fic? “I sure hope so because Taker/Matt/Punk sounds so hot.”

15. What might 10 scream in a moment of passion? “SARAHHHHHHHHH!!” (Hehe) Batista would love it.”

16. If you wrote a song fic about 8 what would the song be? Christian Can you take me Higher-Creed because to me it fits.”

17. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warnings be? Warnings- Rape, slash, sex, obsession, violence and sex again.”

18. What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2? “Hey Deadman I got a soul for you to steal.”

19. How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8? “Shawn- Taker/Christian? Christian ain’t got a shot with my deadman no one does.”

20. How emo is 7? “Never in this world will Evan be EMO I swear it!!

List of stories in progess and up coming.

1. Revenge- Cowrote by Dark Kaneanite

2. What Goes Around Comes Around- Cowrote with cameronchick

3. Freak- Which I will be adding nw chapters to really soon I swear.

4. Daddy's Love- More Chapters are coming within a week or two.

5. Wrestling Story Ideas- Which I will be adding three moe chapters of ideas on soon. Then all the people that picked them and what ones they picked. I will also list what stories were already done. and what the titles of the stories are.

6. One Box, One Tied Diva and DX Spells Trouble- Do not wory my pretties this story isn't done yet. I will be posting more chapters really soon I promise.

Soon to Come Stories

1. Thought I Knew You Taker/oc/Kizarny

2. Take Me to The Carnival Kizarny/Jeff Hardy/OC

3. Bleed Me Dry Shane Helmes/OC Shannon/OC Jeff/OC and Matt/OC It will be a long one so stay tune.

4. Someone Out There Jeff/Oc Jealous Matt LAter in the story it will be Matt/OC but not the smae one or is it? Don't know yet.

5. Take Me To The Ring Taker/Kane/OC

6. Dance For Me OC/Justin

7. Just You and Me in This Locked Room Shannon/OC

8. Darkness Falls In My Heart Taker/Kane/Justin/OC

9. Dream Lover Kane/Taker

10. Thought I Was Gone Forever Huh Taker/OC Evil Taker and Good OC

11. Walking Away Chris Jericho/OC/Shawn Michaels

12.Don't Look Back Jeff/OC Mark Calloway/OC

13. 3 Wishes Jeff/OC Mark/OC Glen/OC

14. Thought You Loved Me OC/Kofi

15. Whispers in The Wind OC/Jeff

16. Inspired HHH/OC

17. My Hero Mark/OC

18. Everything I Can't Be OC/Matt

19. Changed My Life Forever OC/Mark/Glen/Jeff/Batista/Matt/John/ many many others and another OC

20. Can I Help You? OC/ Rey

21. Whipped Mark/OC/Glen aka Taker/Mistress/Kane

22. Can You Help Me? Rey/OC

23. Window To My Soul Jeff/OC/Shannon

24. Watch Me OC/Kofi

25. Stolen Heart Adam/OC/Jason

26. What About Me? Mark/Glen/Justin/Dark

27. Fangirl This one is a surprise but if my readers ask nicely I might be able to pull off a character that they named in there. All up to you guys. I will be posting the Poll tomorrow. And if two names get the most votes then it will be renamed fangirls. Luv Sin

28. Walked In and Stole My Heat OC/Justin

29. Little Goddess OC/Shannon/Jeff/Matt/Mark/GLEN/HHH/ Shawn/Rey

30. Baby Girl let's just say all of them are appearing in there and only two of them will be getting with the OC I'm so bad.

Favorite Wrestlers:

Undertaker- You can take my soul any day Taker

Kane- My Big Red Monster

Jeff Hardy- FINE!! Plus he is such a great wrestler and high flyer. He is just great.

Matt Hardy-FINE!! Proved himself good no matter what he did. Luv Him whole bunches

Punk- Do I have to say it? Not many wrestlers can say they are clean of everything now can they? No and plus he is so damn hot!!

Shannon Moore- My favorite litte REJECT. Just know this I wuldn't ever reject you that is for sure.

Shane Helmes- I'm so glad he is back but I miss the green hair you know.

Kofi- Boom Boom Boom!!

Rey Mysterio- 619 Love him!!

HHH- He has been o my list for so long but all I got to say is I'd do him.

Shawn Michaels- Him too.

Koslov- don't ask me why but I like him he is very talented but I think someone needs to take him down a peg or two

John Cena- You Can't See Me!! I can and believe me I like what I see.

There ar more but I can't remember them at the moment.

Muses fighting over my mind.

Taker- I want my own story!!

Kane- Fire write something about fire!!

Jeff- I hate being the bad guy you know!!

Matt- I want a bigger part in Revenge!!

Punk- WHY DID I BETRAY YOU??

Justin- When am I getting into on this Revenge Damn it??

It seems that my mind isn't mine anymore. I swear I started all the stories I told you that were cming soon on vacation. I barely left my hotel while I was gone but that's ok because I like to make my muses happy. A happy muse is a good muse. Not all the time though. (insert evil laughter here)

Time for me o get to bed which I hate to do because I know that I got to work tomorrow so I won't have much time to write until I get home. Anyways luv yall!! Sin!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

I came up with a saying of my own while I was in the hospital. but if you like it feel free to copy it into your profiles just give me props please. Pain is what you feel when you don't want to be alive but you know you. Pain is the feeling of living when everything around you are dying. Pain is feeling that seperates me from all the cold hearted people out there. For everyday I live in pain and everyday I live a little longer. So when the pain goes I will know that I am dead. So I open my arms and embrace such pain just to live another day. By Sin!! Not a happy one but it says the truth n the matter. Because we all know even on a good day we can and will feel some sort of pain.

NEWS AND UPDATES

REVENGE- will be ending in six chapters. It is a great story and Dark and I have enjoyed writing it. But it's time to put it to bed. Thank you to everyone that has read and reviewed. It's always great to know that your work means something to someone besides yourself.

FREAK-Will be ending soon too. It will be more then six chapters but it has almost run it's course so to all of the fans of freak thank you for your reviews and reads. Luv Sin!!

Also I will be gone for three days starting Saturday so I will be putting a few chapters up tonight and tomorrow. Luv Sin!!

I was told that I was crazy the other day and I laughed at them because they just don't know how true that is. After all I don't get the nick name sin without a reason now do I?

Sin by day

Sin by night

Sin whenever I like

Because breathing is sinning when you are me

So Sin by day

Sin by night

Sin whenever you like

To be like me isn't so bad

Just Sin!

I am so bored already. So I wrote this little ditty. I hope you like it luv Sin!!

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, mp3 players, cars, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

This got to me in more ways then I would liek to share. One for I had two childhood friends die like this and two because My name is Sarah.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

It's never a childs fault. If you're against Child abuse please copy and paste this on your profile.

Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

Iell am leaving today on a bus to Oklahoma and I don't know when I will be getting internet so to everyone that has been reading Winning Big I will be posting one last chapter today just for you and I hope that you like it. Don't give up on me because I will be writing the chapters while I am off and will put them up as soon as I get back on the internet. Oh and to everyone that has a saying on what has happened to Jeff Hardy just know that even though he is a superstar in his own right he is human and every hman makes mistakes. Some make more then one. And if you hate him because he has done drugs then you should hate me because I am a recovering addict and have been clean for four years. You may think that you are better then him and in this moment you may be but that doesn't give you right to make rude and crude comment on a site that is for stories. He will get his in the end and that is all that matters. But don't think I hate him for what he has done because I am a fan of his and have been since he first started out. Sometimes people may think that this shows weakness but what it is, is a test. Now it's time for him to see if he will pass or fail. Think what you want and say what you want about him and anyone else and call me stupid for being his fan but know that we don't look down on you for who you like and it's wrong to do that to us. I'm not going to lie I am disappointed in him but that doesn't mean that I hate him.

Death of an Innocent

I went to a party, Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom...
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you,
you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

Shit i made up myself to make your/my profile longer:) Ripped from RAW-SYNTH3TICA
If you treat your girl-friends/boy-friends like Real girlfriends
If you treat your sisters/brothers like girl-friends & like Real girlfriends not matter their gender
If you don't care what others say about you or what others think about you
If you don't care who the others are who don't know themselves either & try to make themselves The Ultimate Others
If you don't know who 'the others' are
If you're a nerd who got their revenge & Still on their vengeful conquest
If you're a dork who got the last laugh & Still laughing like a hyena
If you wear your hood indoors & when somebody asks you why, you hiss & scream "Too Bright! Might Melt!" ... -I started that in three different schools & Five different towns/districts. No joke.
If you think Disney should go back to their roots instead of bringing all this 'new hip' shit
If you know 'Just Because' isn't an answer to your question & you use 'Just Because' as an answer to Everyone else's question
If you don't classify yourself as a 'For Sure... (Whatever)' because you might change later
If you get depressed when you don't at Least listen to one of your favorite songs for a whole day & threaten to go into 'Lockdown' if you don't hear that damned song pretty damned soon!
If being asked about your gender is a question next to "Are you gay or lesbian?"
If you've ever put your shoes on wrong: left on the right & right on the left
If you've ever tripped on your mismatched shoes because you forgot to tie them too
If you don't know or remember which is the left or the right
If you have to write with whichever hand to get proof if you're left-handed or right-handed
If you would wait Forever not doing anything Just to sneeze
If someone would make you laugh or make loud sounds to stop you from sneezing
If everyone ever associated you with being a 'thrill seeker', 'adrenaline addict', 'stupid high', 'dumb luck', or 'coo-coo.'
If you're happy being one in a billion than one of a billion, screw the million
If you wish there were a word called 'kazillion', because then you'd be one in a kazillion
If you'd rather Laugh with, than Laugh at someone on laughing gas, because laughing is contageous
If you only have a random mish-mashed brainstorm than one coherent train of thoughts
If being 'serious' means holding your breath until you turn blue

-ORIGINAL WRESTLING (WCW/WWF & WWE/ECW) Profile Pastes-
(More stuff i made up for your/my entertainment:)
If you're a 1st/2nd/3rd/4th generation Wrestling Fan
If you support your Local Independant Circut & have gear/a picture of/from your Local Independant Circut
If you support wrestlers -through their Face/Heel years- to the end of their contract & the beginning of their next
If you know/met a Professional/Amateur wrestler & fatefully remember the details
If you have a surprising amount of wrestling DVDs that even you don't remember getting
If you have wrestling tapes (Yes, Tapes. Not DVDs) & take pride in being Old School
If you stole/owned those wrestling tapes & watched them until they wore out/broke from exhaustion/overuse, & then you lovingly taped that sucker back together
If you still have those wrestling tapes & can't imagine going on without knowing that they're safely kept away from the trashbin
If you remember the first title matches/Wrestlemania of your favorite WWE wrestler
If you became depressed & uninterested when your favorite wrestler was on 'leave'
If you watched some other wrestling network for your favorite wrestler who showed up there later on
If you thought 'Screw the Don't Try This At Home caption' & attempted what you saw on TV
If you tried a finisher on someone after seeing the 'Don't Try This At Home' caption. Add your name: (RAW-SYNTH3TICA), (-your name here-)
-Add the name of Finisher/Move attempted: (Walls of Jericho, Crossface, Twist of Fate, Spinning Wheel Kick, Hip Toss, Frog Splash, Sleeper Hold, traditional Bearhug, modified Bearhug, Tarantula & Many many more unnamed failed attempts...), (-your list of successful attempts here-)
If you had a finisher attempted on You after seeing the 'Don't Try This At Home' caption. Add your name: (RAW-SYNTH3TICA)
-Add the name of Finisher/Move attempted: (Crossface, Walls of Jericho, Liontamer, Spear, The Pedigree, Rock Bottom, Chokeslam, Bearhug, Master Lock, Frog Splash, Diving Crossbody, Sleeper Hold, Back Breaker, Neck Breaker, & Many other unnamed failed attempts...), (-their list of successful attempts here-)
If you toughed out those moves listed with a: 'That didn't hurt! Try it again!', & you repeat until you pass out from either lack of oxygen or laughing too hard
If you laughed while having the moves -previously listed- attempted on you the first time & times after that
If you actually used a wrestling move in a serious situation & got away with it
If you got into an accident using those wrestling moves, but will try again until it's perfected
If you dance (like Jeff/Matt/Lita) every time while listening to the Hardy Boyz theme '2xtreme' & you don't care how you jab your hips or shake your head
If you were called a Psycho, Hardy Lover, Hardy-tard, dying chicken, idiot, Psycho-Break-Dancer-From-Hell, or anything else while dancing to the Hardy Boyz theme, & you could care less so you flail around with more spirit & aimed mostly to annoy others
If you have more than a dozen wrestling theme songs/soundtracks on your computer, music player, game console, what have you...
If you have more than a dozen articles of wrestling gear
If you got into an argument that involved your favorite wrestlers, then the fight became about wrestlers, then you don't remember what you were fighting about in the first place
If you hold memorials for late wrestlers -R.I.P. -Eddie Guerrero - Chris Beniot - Test - Eddie Fatu - Andre the Giant -
If you hold memorials for fired/injured/recovering wrestlers -Hopes & Prayers, Jeff Hardy
If you celebrate your favorite wrestlers birthday & do something in private for their birthday
If you play/try to play a wrestling game or created/have created a character for that particular game

If you ever ended or began an argument with "YOU'RE FIRED!!"