Hey all I just want to let you know that I'm also writing underneath the pen name XXXX-XX-XXXX so most of my information is underneath that -account. I have also decided to try to write a little slash and femslash and I'll post them here underneath this account. Please tell me if I'm you are enjoying the writing or not. I have never attempted to write Slash before ... but if you go under my Paigethesuperwhitelighter account and go to my All My Children stories I do write Femslash for BAM -- Bianca Montgomery and Maggie Stone.

Bart: Ya know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.Lisa: Nuh-uh. He smells more like a photo lab.
Homer: Stop it, both of you! Grampa smells like a regular old man, which is more like a hallway in a hospital.
Marge: Homer, that's terrible! We should be teaching the children to treasure the elderly. You know, we'll be old someday.
Homer: (Gasps) My God, you're right, Marge! You kids won't put me in a home like I did to my dad, would ya?
Bart: Well
Homer: (Screams) Marge, what do we do!?

Skinner: Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in 40-foot-high letters on the field that you would be caught.
Bart: Maybe it was one of the other Barts. Sir.
Skinner: (Yelling) There are no other Barts!

Pairings:

Riverdale:

Jughead/Betty

Jughead/Veronica

Jason/Polly

Archie/Val

Femslash:

Betty/Veronica

Hermione/Alice

Slash:

Kevin/Archie

Kevin/Jughead

Kevin/Joaquin

List your top twelve favorite Archie Characters in random order:

1- Hiram Lodge

2- Polly Cooper

3 - Jughead Jones

4- Hermione Lodge

5- Archie Andrews

6- Kevin Keller

7- Veronica Lodge

8- Betty Cooper

9- Reggie Mantle

10 - Fred Andrews

11 - Dilton Doiley

12 - Waldo Weatherbee

(01.) Have you ever read Six/Eleven fan fiction before? (6. Kevin 11. Dilton)

- No

(02.) Do you think Four is hot? (4. Hermione)

- Yes

(03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (12. Weatherbee 8. Betty)

- Veronica would tell the world that Weatherbee raped Betty. Alice would make surwe Weatherbee would spend the rest of his life behind bars.

(04.) Do you recall any fic about Nine? Can you recommend any? (9. Reggie Mantle)

- Yes and yes.

(05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (2. Polly 6. Kevin)

- Yes

(06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (5. Archie 9. Reggie 10. Fred)

Archie/Reggie

(07.) What would happen fi Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (7. Veronica 2. Polly 12. Weatherbee)

- Veronica would rescue Polly from the sleezy Bee.

(08.) Make a summary for Three/Ten fan fic. (3. Jughead 10. Fred)

- Fred would take Jughead underneath his wing. He would protect Jughead against Jughead's father.

(09.) Is there ever a thing as a One/Eight fluff fan fic? (1. Hiram 8. Betty)

-Yes

(10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (7. Veronica 12. Weatherbee)

- 'The sun will shrine once more.'

(11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (4. Hermione 1. Hiram)

- Hermione wants a child. She wanted to share the gene pool with the Lodge family.

(12.) What might Two scream at the moment of great passion? (2. Polly)

- "I knew a woman would be better at this than a man."

(13.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight what song would you use? (8. Betty)

- 'Praying' - Kesha

(14.) If you wrote a One/Six fic what would the warning be? (1. Hiram 6. Kevin)

- Underage

(15.) What might be a good pick - up line for Ten to use on Two? (10. Fred 2. Polly)

- 'I have seen you eyeing my apple tree for quite a while.'

(16.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (5. Archie)

- Three weeks ago.

(17.) What would be Six's super secret kink? (6. Kevin)

- Jughead's beanie hat

(18.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober? (11. Dilton 9. Reggie)

- In a heart beat.

(19.) If Three and Seven got together whom would top? (3. Jughead 7. Veronica)

- Veronica Lodge would top. No questions. No trading.

(20.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

Hiram and Reggie are in a happy relationship until Reggie runs off with Hermione. Hiram heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Dilton and a brief unhappy affair with Weatherbee, then follows the wise advice of Archie and finds true love with Jughead.

What title would you give this fic?

'Lodge vs. Lodge but each finds true love in the end.'

(21.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was cannon? (7. Veronica 8. Betty)

-I would die happy.

(22.) Have you read a Five/Ten fic before? (5. Archie 10. Fred)

-Yes

(23.) Do you think Three is hot? How hot? (3. Jughead)

- Yes. Never going to get out underneath this ice cold shower head.

(24.) Would Seven and Two make a good couple? (7. Veronica 2. Polly)

Interesting yes. That is if Veronica couldn't be with Betty.

(25.) Four/Eight or Four/Nine? (4. Hermione 8. Betty 9. Reggie)

Hermione/Betty

(26.) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship? (7. Veronica 3. Jughead 8. Betty)

- She would want to kill Jughead for stealing Betty from her.

(27.) Is there such a thing of Four/Ten romantic fluff story? (4. Hermione 10. Fred)

- Hell yes

(28.) Suggest a title for One/Five hurt/comfort fic. (1. Hiram 5. Archie)

- "Tending to the brokenhearted red headed klunx.'

(29.) If you wrote a song fic for number Ten what song would you use? (10. Fred)

- 'He's Mine' - Rodney Atkins

(30.) If you wrote a Two/Three/Six fic what would the warning be? (2. Polly 3. Hermione 6. Kevin)

- Threesome. Awkward UST.

That 70's Show:

Hyde/Jackie

Eric/Donna

Fez/Jackie (Just as friends)

Kelso/anyone

Red/Kitty

Laurie/anyone

Femslash:

Jackie/Donna

Jackie/Laurie

Slash:

Eric/Hyde

Eric/Kelso

Hyde/Fez

Criminal Minds:

Hotch/ Emily

Reid/ JJ

Morgan/ Gracia

Femslash

JJ/Emily

Emily/Occ

JJ/Elle

Emily/Elle

Glee:

Puck/Rachel

Will/Shelby

Will/Emma

Femslash

Quinn/Rachel

Santana/Brittany

Shelby/Emma

Emma/Sue

Shelby/Sue

Slash

Will/Puck

Kurt/Puck

Blaine/Kurt

List your top twelve Glee characters in random order:

1 - Sue Sylvester

2- Kurt Hummel

3- Emma Pillsbury

4- Shelby Corcoran

5- Kitty Wilde

6 - Artie Abham

7- Quinn Fabray

8- Rachel Berry

9 - Marley Rose

10 - Will Schuester

11 - Blaine Anderson

12 - Noah Puckerman

(01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan fic before? (6.Artie 11. Blaine)

- Yes

(02.) Do you think Four is hot? (4. Shelby)

- Yes

(03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (12. Puck 8. Rachel)

- Quinn would kill Puck.

(04.) Do you recall any fic about nine? n you recommend any? (9. Marley)

- Yes and totally yes.

(05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (2. Kurt 6. Artie)

- Yes

(06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (5. Kitty 9. Marley 10. Will)

- Kitty/Marley

(07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (7. Quinn 2. Kurt 12. Puck)

- She would say about time.

(08.) Make a summary for Three/Ten fan fic. (3. Emma 10. Will)

- Will and Emma are finally happy with their little family with Daniel. They are talking about adopting.

(09.) Is there ever such thing as a One/Eight fluff fan fic? (1. Sue 8. Rachel)

-Yes

(10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (7. Quinn 12. Puck)

- 'Why not me?'

(11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one? (4. Shelby 1. Sue)

- Shelby would only want Sue one time. After that she wouldn't be able to handle Sue's always attacking her daughter.

(12.) What might Two scream at the moment of great passion? (2. Kurt)

- 'I love you Noah Puckerman!'

(13.) If you wrote a song fic about Eight what song would you use? (8. Rachel)

-'Don't Rain on my parade' - Barbara Streisand

(14.) If you wrote a One/Six fic what would the warning be? (1. Sue 6. Artie)

- Sue's mouth.

(15.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (10. Will 2. Kurt)

- 'Did I ever tell you that I love guys whom sign like girls?'

(16.) When was the last time you read a fic about five? (5. Kitty)

- Two weeks ago.

(17.) What is six's super-secret kink? (6. Artie)

- Picturing Finn Hudson in the shower.

(18.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (11. Blaine 9. Marley)

- No. He considers her as a sister. If they did do the deed while drunk then Blaine would run out to Kurt and beg for his forgiveness ... and then he would make sure Marley was okay.

(19.) IF Three and Seven got together who would be top? (3. Emma 7. Quinn)

- Oh come on you know Quinn Fabray would be top.

(20.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One heart-broken has a hot one night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

Sue and Marley are in a happy relationship until Marley runs off with Shelby. Sue is heart-broken and has a hot one night stand with Blaine and a brief unhappy affair with Puck, then she follows the wise advice of Kitty and finds true love with Emma.

What title would you give this fic?

- 'True love is with the one of your own age.'

(21.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight were cannon? (7. Quinn 8. Rachel)

- They ARE cannon. (In my head) ... I would have loved if if Quinn and Rachel ended up cannon by the end of the series.

(22.) Have you read a Five/Ten fic before? (5. Kitty 10. Will)

- Yes

(23.) Do you think Three is hot? How hot? (3. Emma)

- Yes. Very.

(24.) Would Seven and Ten make a good couple? (7. Quinn 10. Will)

- Not really. Will is more of a father figure.

(25.) Four/Eight or Four/Nine? (4. Shelby 8. Rachel 9. Marley)

- Shelby and Marley

(26.) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship? (7. Quinn 3. Emma 8. Rachel)

-She would be heartbroken. She would think she lost Rachel for good.

(27.) Is there such a thing of Four/Ten romantic fluff story? (4. Shelby 10. Will)

- Yes. 100% yes.

(28.) Suggest a title for One/Five hurt/comfort fic. (1. Sue 5. Kitty)

- 'I'll always be there for you.'

(29.) If you wrote a song fic about number Ten what song would you use? (10. Will)

- 'Believer' - Imagine Dragons

(30.) If you wrote a Two/Three/Six fic what would the warning be? (2. Kurt 3. Emma 6. Artie)

- Emotional support all the way around.

Fruits Basket:

Yuki/Tohru

Kyo/Tohru

Hatori/Tohru

Yuki/Saki

Kyo/Saki

Hatori/Saki

Kyo/Arisa

Kyo/Kagura

Shigure/Tohru

Shigure/Saki

Momiji/Tohru

Momiji/Saki

Kureno/Tohru

Kureno/Saki

Hatsharu/Rin

Hatsuharu/Saki

Femslash:

Tohru/Saki

Kisa/Tohru

Kisa/Saki

Rin/Arisa

Slash:

Yuki/Kyo

Hiro/Momiji

Kyo/Momiji

Shigure/Yuki

Shigure/Kyo

Shigure/Hatori

Shigure/Momiji

Shigure/Kureno

Shigure/Hatsharu

Monk:

Monk/Sharona

Natalie/OCC

Femslash:

Natalie/Sharona

Charmed:

Piper/Leo

Phoebe/Coop

Paige/Henry

Phoebe/Jason

Paige/Leo

Paige/Kyle

90210:

Annie/Ethan

Silver/Dixon

Navid/Adrianna

Debbie/Harry

Kelly/Ryan

Kelly/Dylan

Femslash:

Silver/Annie

Silver/Naomi

Annie/Adrianna

Silver/Adrinna

Slash:

Dixon/Ethan

Dixon/Navid

Ethan/Navid

Dixon/Sean

Ethan/Ty

List your top twelve favorite Star Trek Next Generation characters in random order (I have add two original Star Trek members to this list)

1. Will Riker

2. Worf

3. Jean-Luc Picard

4. James T. Kirk

5. Data

6. Spock

7. Beverly Crusher

8. Deanna Tori

9. Tasha Yar

10. Wesley Crusher

11. Geordi La Forge

12. Q.

(01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan fic before? (6. Spock 11. Georid La Forge)

- No

(02.) Do you think Four is hot? (4. James T. Kirk)

- Yes

(03.) What happens if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (12. Q 8. Deanna Tori)

- Q should be beaming out as quickly as possible. I feel that Beverly would be able to kill that Omnipotence bastard.

(04.) Do you recall any fic about nine? Can you recommend any? (9. Tasha Yar)

- No. But I'm still new to the fandom.

(05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (2. Worf 6. Spock)

- It would be very interesting.

(06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (5. Data 9. Tasha Yar 10. Wesley Crusher)

Data/Wesley

(07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (7. Beverly Crusher 2. Worf 12. Q.)

- She would say that the next poker night will be very interesting.

(08.) Make a summary for Three/Ten fan fic. (3. Jean-Luc Picard 10. Wesley)

- Jean-Luc finally finds a way inside himself to bond with Wesley. He tells Wesley more about his father.

(09.) Is there ever such a thing as a One/Eight fic? (1. Will 8. Deanna)

- Of course

(10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/ comfort fic. (7. Beverly 12. Q.)

- 'Inside the void'

(11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one? (4. Kirk 1. Will)

- Kirk decides that a eighteen year old Will needs to become a man.

(12.) What might Two scream at the moment of great passion? (2. Worf)

- 'Deeper Data. Deeper damnit computer!'

(13.) If you wrote a song fic about Eight what song would you use? (8. Deanna Troi)

- 'Unsteady' - X Ambassadors

(14.) If you wrote a One/Six fic what would the warning be? (1. Will 6. Spock)

- Time Travel Unresolved Sexual tension.

(15.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (10. Wesley 2. Worf)

- 'Have you ever done it human style?'

(16.) When was the last time you read a fic about five? (5. Data)

- One week ago.

(17.) What is Six's super secret kink? (6. Spock)

- Having feelings period.

(18.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober? (11. Geordi La Forge 9. Tasha Yar)

- No

(19.) If Three and Seven got together who would top? (3. Picard 7. Beverly)

- They would both share the honor.

(20.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship when Nine runs off with Four. One, heart-broken has a hot one night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

Will and Tasha are in a happy relationship when Tasha runs off with Kirk. Will heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Geordi and a brief unhappy affair with Q. Then Will follows the wise advice of Data and finds true love with Picard.

What title would you give this fic?

'The path to true love is not always the easiest path.'

(21.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight were cannon. (7. Beverly 8. Deanna)

- I would have died happy.

(22.) Have you read a Five/Ten fic before? (5. Data 10. Wesley)

- Yes

(23.) Do you think Three is hot? How hot? (3. Jean-Luc Picard)

- Yes. Can have a never ending ice cold shower please?

(24.) Would Seven and Two make a good couple? (7. Beverly 2. Worf)

- Interesting yes.

(25.) Four/Eight or Four/Nine? (4. Kirk 8. Deanna 9. Tasha)

Kirk/Deanna

(26.) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship? (7. Beverly 3. Picard 8. Deanna)

- She would be heartbroken in thinking she lost Deanna for all time. But then she would ask if she could join them. After all if she couldn't have Deanna all to herself ... she wouldn't mind sharing with Jean-Luc.

(27.) Is there such thing of Four/Ten romantic fluff fic? (4. Kirk 10. Wesley)

- No

(28.) Suggest a title for a One/Five hurt/comfort fic. (1. Will 5. Data)

- 'Not quite human'

(29.) If you wrote a song fic about number Ten what son would you use? (10. Wesley)

- 'There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back' - Shawn Mendes

(30.) IF you wrote a Two/Three/Six fic what would the warning be? (2. Worf 3. Picard 6. Spock)

- UST Strong use of language ... time travel ... role playing.

South of NoWhere

Femslash:

Spencer/Ashley

Couples:

Arthur/Paula

Paula/Occ

Arthur/Occ

Aidan/Ashely

Aidan/Spencer (could happen in AU land)

Glenn/Chelsea

Clay/Chelsea

Glenn/Madison

Glenn/Kylie (a pairing that never happened, but would be fun to write)

Privileged

Charlie/Megan

Megan/Will

Lilly/Will

Lilly/Charlie

Sage/Occ

Rose/Occ

Laurel/Occ

Femslash

Megan/Rose

Megan/Sage

Megan/Laurel

Lily/Sage

Lily/Rose

Slash:

Charlie/Will

Marco/Charlie

Marco/Will

ALL MY CHILDREN

Kendall/Zach

Erica/Jackson

Greenlee/Ryan

Kendall/Ryan

Greenlee/Leo

Ryan/Annie (before she went all crazy)

Aidan/Anita

David/Anna

David/Krystal

Tad/Dixie

Tad/Krystal

JR/Babe

Adam/Eliza

Femslash:

Bianca/Maggie

Bianca/Marissa

Bianca/Reese

Maggie/Reese

Kendall/Greenlee

Erica/Greenlee

Angie/Rebbecca

GENERAL HOSPITAL

Jason/Elizabeth

Patrick/Robin

Jason/Robin

Jason/Sam

Robert/Anna

Mac/Anna

Lucky/Elizabeth

Lucky/Sam

Sonny/Emily

Sonny/Alexis

Sonny/Carly

Sonny/Olivia

Sonny/Claudia

Femslash:

Sam/Elizabeth

Elizabeth/Robin

Robin/Carly

Carly/Olivia

Elizabeth/Emily

Elizabeth/Nadine

Emily/Robin

Robin/Nadine

Homer: Poison? What should I do, what should I do? Tell me, quick.
Chef: Oh, no need to panic. There's a map to the hospital on the back of the menu.

Marge: Hmm, well, to be honest, he seemed a lot more concerned about wrapping Bart in bandages than in making him feel better. And he mispronounced words that even I know, like abdomen... and his office was dirty. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure if he was even a doctor!

Bart: Otto, I'm going to jump Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.
Otto: You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something?
Bart: What?
Otto: Cool!

Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
Homer: And?
Marge: I'm worried that you're making to big a deal of this silly little kiddie golf tournament.
Homer: But, Marge, this is our big chance to show up the Flandereses.
Marge: I'm sure it is, but why do we want to do that?
Homer: Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

3/24/08: You may be asking why I'm writting so many angst for JJ is because of these two videos. After watching these two videos how can I not be able to write JJ the way I do?

Revolver

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRYtYFhYx7M

World on Fire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfn0behhfxo

John Lennon says it the best. Give Peace a Chance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-NRriHlLUk

Here's the link to my video guide: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=96DFD105D34F19DB

Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.

Sokka: They snuck up on me!

Katara: Right. And then they kicked your butt.

Katara: Do you think we'll really find airbenders?

Sokka: You want me to be like you, or totally honest?

Katara: Are you saying I'm a liar?

Sokka: I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing basically.

Toph: What are you doing here, twinkle toes?

Aang: How did you know it was me?

Sokka:Don’t answer to twinkle toes. It’s not manly!

Katara: You’re the one whose bag matches his belt.

Harry Potter fun facts:

First movie to watch in theaters: Prisoner of Azkarban

First book to read: Order of the Phoenix

Favorite books in order: (1) Half Blood Prince (2) Prisoner of Azkarban (3) Goblet of Fire (4) Order of the Phoenix (5) Deathly Hallows (6) Chambers of Secrets (7) Philosopher's Stone

Favorite Character: Hermione

Favorite Professor: McGongall

Favorite House: Gryffindor

Favorite Father Figure of Harry's: Remus

Favorite Weasley: Fred and George - but Ron truly does come in a close second

Favorite Complex Character: Severus Snape

Favorite Cannon Couple: Ron and Hermione

Favorite Slytherin (cannon): Draco

Favorite Slytherin (fan fiction): Daphne Greengrass

Favorite May - December relationship (fan fiction): Remus and Hermione

List Your 12 Favorite HP Characters in Random Order:

1. Ron Weasley

2. Colin Creevey

3. Draco Malfory

4. Hermione Granger

5. Harry Potter

6. George Weasley

7. Daphne Greeengrass

8. Minerva McGongall

9. Fred Weasley

10. Remus Lupin

11. Dobby

12. Severus Snape

(01.) Have You ever read a Six/Eleven fan fic before? (6. George Wealsey 11. Dobby)

- I have read fics where both of them were in it. They barely had any interaction with one another through.

(02.) Do you think Four is hot? (4. Hermione Granger)

- Hell yes.

(03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight Pregnant? (12. Severus Snape 8. Minerva McMongall)

- They would make a sweet baby together. Of course this happens way before Harry comes to Hogwarts

(04.) Do you recall any fic about nine? Can you recommend any? (9. Fred Weasley)

- Tons and tons. I recommend pretty much everything in which a known adult has written.

(05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (2. Colin Creevey 6. George Weasley)

- Yes

(06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (5. Harry Potter Nine. Fred Weasley Ten. Remus Lupin)

- Harry and Fred

(07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having Sex? (7. Daphne Greengrass 2. Colin Creevey 12. Severus Snape)

- She would take documental proof and use it against Severus for the rest of time.

(08.) Make a summary for a Three/Ten Fanfic. (3.Draco Malfoy 10. Remus Lupin)

- Draco gets bitten by a werewolf. Remus takes him under his wing and teaches him the ways of the Werewolf. They become a pack.

(09.) Is there every such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? (1. Ron Weasley 8.Minerva McGongall)

-Yes

(10.) Suggest a title four a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (7. Daphne Greengrass 12. Severus Snape)

- 'The dark days of the double spy'.

(11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (4. Hermione Granger 1. Ron Weasley)

- Hermione and Ron would be fighting their attraction. When Hermione would take the lead and shove Ron against the wall and start snogging the pants off of him.

(12.) What might Two scream at the moment of great passion? (2. Colin Creevey)

- "I need to take a picture of this Harry!"

(13.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight what song would you use? (8. Minerva McGonall)

- 'Take Me to Church' Hozier

(14.) If you wrote a One/Six fic what would the warning be? (1. Ron Weasley 6. George Weasley)

- Brotherly bonding time ... one twin at a time.

(15.) What might do a good pick up line for Ten to give to use on Two? (10. Remus Lupin 2. Colin Creevey)

- What to take a picture of my little werewolf?

(16.) When was the last time you read a fic about five? (5. Harry Potter)

- Seriously. He's in like every single one of them. Twenty minutes ago.

(17.) What is Six's super-secret kink? (6. George Weasley)

- A tube of Snapes shampoo

(18.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober? (11. Dobby 9. Fred Weasley)

- In a heartbeat.

(19.) If Three and Seven got together who would top? (3. Draco Malfoy 7. Daphne Greengrass)

- Daphne would always top Draco.

(20.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted has a hot one night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

Ron Weasley and Fred Weasley are in a happy relationship until Fred suddenly runs off with Hermione Granger. Ron Weasley broken hearted has a hot one night stand with Dobby and a brief unhappy affair with Severus Snape, then follows the wise advice of Harry Potter and finds true love with Draco Malfoy.

What title would you give this fic?

- 'Oh the woos of Ronald Weasley'.

(21.) How would you feel Seven/Eight was cannon? (7. Daphne Greengrass 8. Minerva McGongall)

- I would be fine with it.

(22.) Have you read a Five/Ten fic before? (5. Harry Potter 10. Remus Lupin)

- Yes :)

(23.) Do you think Three is hot? How hot? (3. Draco Malfoy)

- Yes. Hubba hubba. (sixteen year old Draco)

(24.) Would Seven and Two make a good couple? (7. Daphne Greengrass 2. Colin Creevey)

- Actually I could see them together.

(25).) Four/Eight or Four/Nine? (4. Hermione Granger 8. Minerva McGongall 9. Fred Weasley)

Hermione Granger/ Minerva McGongall

(26.) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship? (7. Daphne Greengrass 3. Draco Malfoy 8. Minerva McGongall)

- Daphne would be blackmailing Draco for a life time.

(27.) Is there such a thing as a Four/Ten romantic fluff story? (4. Hermione Granger 10. Remus Lupin)

- Yes

(28.) Suggest a title for One/Five hurt/comfort fic. (1. Ron Weasley 5. Harry Potter)

- 'Lost in the chamber of life'

(29.) If you wrote a songfic about number Ten, what song would you use? (10. Remus Lupin)

- 'Human' - Rag'n'Bone Man

(30.) If you wrote a Two/Three/Six fic what would the warning be? (2. Colin Creevey 3. Draco Malfoy 6. George Weasley)

- Time Travel, picture happiness, jokes a load, curses flying.

Katara: Sugar Queen?! D-Did you just slam the door in my face! How can you be so infuriating!

Aang: Should we… do something?

Sokka: Hey, I’m just enjoying the show.

Aang: We need to talk to you!

Long Feng: They’re here to overthrow you.

Sokka: No, we’re on your side. We’re here to help.

Katara: You have to trust us.

Earth King: You invade my palace, lay waste to all my guards, break down my fancy door, and you expect me to trust you?

Toph: He has a good point.

Toph: Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime?

Aang: I don't see why not.

Sokka: Well, scientifically speaking, there's no way to prove that..

Katara: Oh, Sokka, just hold hands.

List your twelve MOST hated HP characters in Random Order:

1. Petunia Evans-Dursley

2. Lavender Brown

3. Dolores Umbridge

4. Cho Chang

5. Fenrir Greyback

6. Voldemort

7. Antonin Dolohov

8. Bellatrix Black

9. Vernon Dursley

10. Morfin Gaunt

11. Mundungus Fletcher

12. Millicent Bulstrade

(01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before? (6. Voldemort 11. Mundungus)

- No

(02.) Do you think Four is hot? (4. Cho Chang)

- Hell no

(03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (12. Millicent 8. Bellatrix)

- Hell child will be born.

(04.) Do you read any fic about Nine? Can you recommend any? (9. Vernon)

- Yes and Yes

(05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (2. Lavender 6. Voldemort)

- In hell they would

(06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (5. Fenrir 9. Vernon 10. Morfin)

Fenrir/Morfin

(07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (7. Antonin 2. Lavender 12. Millicent)

- Antonin would whip out his little prick and rape both girls.

(08.) Make a summary for Three/Ten fan fic. (3. Dolores 10. Morfin)

- Dolores tries to seduced Morfin but even Morfin wouldn't touch the frog with a ten foot pole.

(09.) Is there ever such thing as a One/Eight fluff fan fic? (1. Petunia 8. Bellatrix)

- Hell no

(10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (7. Antonin 12. Millicant)

- 'I'll have you over and over again.'

(11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (4. Cho 1. Petunia)

- Cho travels back in time and begs Petunia to lay her. So she could go back to her own time and brag to Harry that Cho and his aunt had their very first time together. She would go into such details.

(12.) What might Two scream in the moment of great passion? (2. Lavender)

- ''You are so much bigger than Ron Weasley!"

(13.) If you wrote a song fic about Eight. What song would you use? (8. Bellatrix)

- 'Heathens' - Twenty One Pilots

(14.) If you wrote a One/Six fic what would the warnings be? (1. Petnunia 6. Voldemort)

- Rape, torture, blood play.

(15.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (10. Morfin 2. Lavender)

- 'Here is my prick come and suck it off.'

(16.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (5. Fenrir)

- Four months ago

(17.) What is Six's super secret kink? (6. Voldemort)

- Harry Potter's blood.

(18.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (11. Mundungus 9. Vernon)

- Damn yes.

(19.) If Three and Seven got together who would top? (3. Dolores 7. Antonin)

- Antonin

(20.) "One and Nine are in a unhappy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Eleven and a brief and unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds untrue love with Three."

- Petunia and Vernon are in a unhappy relationship until Vernon runs off with Cho. Petunia, heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Mundungus and a brief and unhappy affair with Millicent, then follows the wise advice of Fenrir and finds untrue love with Dolores.

What title would you name this fic?

- 'Run for your ever beloved life Harry James Potter!'

(21.) How would you feel Seven/Eight was cannon? (7. Antonin 8. Bellatrix)

- I would be fine with it. They both anyways.

(22.) Have you read a Five/Ten fic before? (5. Fenrir 10. Morfin)

- No

(23.) Do you think Three is hot? How Hot? (3. Dolores)

- Hell No. I need bleach for my eyes.

(24.) Would Seven and Two make a good couple? (7. Antonin 2. Lavender)

- Yes they would whine together in harmony.

(25.) Four/Eight or Four/Nine? (4. Cho 8. Bellatrix 9. Vernon)

- Cho/Bellatrix

(26.) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship? (7. Antonin 3. Dolores 8. Bellatrix)

- Antonin would vomit. Then he would join.

(27.) Is there such a thing of Four/Ten romantic fic? (4. Cho 10. Morfin)

- Yes ... time travel

(28.) Suggest a title for One/Five hurt/comfort fic? (1. Petunia 5. Fenrir)

- 'Claim me so I can be by your side forever.'

(29.) If you wrote a song fic for number Ten what song would you use? (10. Morfin)

- 'Sail' - AWOLNATON

(30.) If your wrote a Two/Three/Six fic what would the warning be? (2. Lavender 3. Dolores 6. Voldemort)

- Blood play, Rape, torture, hardcore smut, Bondage, Kinky hardcore gangbanging of a underage

Aang: Baby, you're my forever girl.

Aang: The monks used to say that revenge is like a two-headed ratviper. While you watch your enemy go down, you’re being poisoned yourself.

Zuko: That’s the same as doing nothing.

Aang: No it’s not. It’s easy to do nothing. But it’s hard to forgive. (Aww!! Aang I love you!!)

Even through I was born in '77 this applies to me. I was in high school in the early part after all.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

List your twelve favorite That 70's show characters in random order:

1. Fez

2. Donna Pinciotti

3. Leo Chingkwake

4. Red Forman

5. Michael Kelso

6. Kitty Forman

7. Steven Hyde

8. Jackie Buckhart

9. Laurie Forman

10. Bob Pinciotte

11. Pastor Dave

12. Eric Forman

(01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before? (6. Kitty 11. Paster Dave)

- Not yet but I would love too.

(02.) Do you think Four is hot? (4. Red)

- Yes

(03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (12. Eric 8. Jackie)

- Those two would make a cute baby together. A very annoying teenage dumbass but a cute baby.

(04.) Do you recall any fic about Nine? Can you recommend any? (9. Laurie)

- No

(05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (2. Donna 6. Kitty)

- Actually yes.

(06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (5. Kelso 9. Laurie 10. Bob)

- Kelso/Bob

(07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (7. Steven 2. Donna 12. Eric)

- Steven will sit back and watch for a second then leave them alone.

(08.) Make a summary for a Three/Ten fan fic. (3. Leo 10. Bob)

- They would sit in Steven's record store and smoke the joint up.

(09.) Is there ever such a thing as One/Eight fluff fic? (1. Fez 8. Jackie)

- Yes

(10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (7. Steven 12. Eric)

- 'Would you like to make a memory?'

(11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (4. Red 1. Fez)

- Red needs to meet Fez on the battle field then he can be with the non american boy.

(12.) What might Two scream at the moment of great passion? (2. Donna)

- 'Oh fuck Eric right there baby!'

(13.) If you wrote a song fic about Eight what song would you use? (8. Jackie)

- 'Stitches' - Shawn Menders

(14.) If you wrote a One/Six fic what would the warning be? (1. Fez 6. Kitty)

- So G rated that it will rot your teeth.

(15.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (10. Bob 2. Donna)

- Yeah not going there.

What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Five? (10. Bob 5. Kelso)

- 'Hey Kelso did I ever tell you that I find you h-o-t?'

(16.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (5. Kelso)

- 10 months ago.

(17.) What is Six's super secret kink? (6. Kitty)

- Red's car magazines.

(18.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober? (11. Pastor Dan 9. Laurie)

- No No No No No ... (now if it's Red that may be a different story).

(19.) IF Three and Seven got together who would top? (3. Leo 7. Steven)

- Steven ... Leo would be to drugged out to figure out he needed to be top.

(20.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Eleven, a brief unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

- Fez and Laurie are in a happy relationship until Laurie ones off with Red. Fez, heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Pastor Dave and a brief unhappy affair with Eric, then follows the wise advice of Kelso and finds true love with Leo.

- What title would you give this fic?

- 'It was the seventies man.'

(21.) How would you feel Seven/Eight were cannon? (7. Steven 8. Jackie)

- They should have been a solid cannon at the very end of the series. There was no need for them to stay broken up and having Jackie end up with Fez.

(22.) Have you read a Five/Ten fic before? (5. Kelso 10. Bob)

- Yes

(23.) Do you think Three is hot? How hot? (3. Leo)

- Not really.

(24.) Would Seven and Two make a good couple? (7. Steven 2. Donna)

- Yes

(25.) Four/Eight or Four/Nine? (4. Red 8. Jackie 9. Laurie)

- Red/Jackie

(26.) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship? (7. Steven 3. Leo 8. Jackie)

- He would be sadden that Leo was in a relationship with his girl. But if Leo could honesty make Jackie happy then Steven would support it.

(27.) Is there such a thing of Four/Ten romantic fluff? (4. Red 10. Bob)

- Yes ... I think ... don't hold me to it.

(28.) Suggest a title for One/Five hurt/comfort fic. (1. Fez 5. Kelso)

- 'I'll have your burn bro.'

(29.) If you wrote a song fic for Number Ten what song would you use? (10. Bob)

- 'Love Poition No.9' - Mike Pender's Searchers

(30.) If you wrote a Two/Three/Six fic what would the warning be? (2. Donna 3. Leo 6. Kitty)

- Massive drug use.