Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m U m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS

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If you think that Sasuke should have died along with Deidara...paste this into your profile.

Red heads have the smarts

Blonds get all of the boys

But BURNNETTS GET ALL OF THE BOYS

FRIENDS, THE SMARTS

AND WE ARE MOST RELIABLE

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I was born on the day of Luxord

In the month of Xemnas

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xigbar

And I'm Xemnas, Zexion years old. You could also say I'm Roxas+Xaldin years old.

My favorite number is Roxas

But my lucky number is Axel.

If you get it, put your own in your profile.

Even if you can't see him, God is there. Copy this into your profile if you believe in God

How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ, Flame05

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.

If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, family, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile

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Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PUSH, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in under-aged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Press '1' for English.

Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English

And remember only two defining forces have ever
Offered to die for you:
Jesus Christ

And the American Soldier.

One died for your soul,

The other for your freedom.

If you agree... Keep it going

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Seppaku, Amanemanga, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko,Flame05

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

DON'T DO IT;

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, purplenekomata, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko,

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

Favorite Quote

"Look, um, lets just say…I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who stalks Itachi.” -From a fic I read

The Noodle Prayer: “Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen.” -Tobi from a fic I read

"If leaving a friend means smart, then stupid forever, I don't mind." --Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

"Sir Jiraiya has broke his ribs, arms and legs, not to mention his vital organs were in danger because of Miss Tsunade's punch. She punched him, because he was trying to do what you're trying to do right now. Ever thought what... Sakura might do?" --Yamato (Naruto Shippuden)

"Today I got lost on the road of life." -Kakashi Hatake

"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion" -Deidara-

"Like anything is left for the future as a thing of eternal beauty" -Sasori-

"Nobody ends up with anybody good these days because all the good men are either gay or married" -cant remember-

"But mom you cant cook to save your life" -Cousin- (its true)

"Stay back I've got a chainsaw! Memememememem!memem."-Homer Simpson Simpson's Movie-

-my brothers cell rings- Ugh I bet its that girl from the skating ring. She will not leave me alone -Brother answers the phone- Bitch dont call me aga-oh hi mom- my twin brother one day when we were at the movies and yes he did get in trouble and we don't know how that girl at the skating ring got his number (looks at cousin)

Stress is when you wake up screaming, and then realize that you haven’t fallen asleep yet—Unknown-

Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box—Italian Proverb

Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds—Samuel Butler

End discrimination. Hate everybody—Elle Eden

The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea—Isak Dineson

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?—Abraham Lincoln

I know indeed what evil I intend to do, But stronger than all my afterthoughts is my fury, Fury that brings upon mortals the greatest evils.—Euripides

Zexions laser beams of doom and impending death for anyone who should come under their doom bringing glare -ness Look --from a fic I read--

Look I'm going to try to put this as kindly as I can...Oh what the hell I tried that over 100 times...You cant cook and I don't like your hair cut...-TW

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception-Groucho Marx

Evil beware, we have waffles. -Raven from Teen Titans

Too bad that all the people who really know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.-George Burns

Good art can not be immoral. By good art I mean art that bears true witness, I mean the art that is most precise-Ezra Pound

Every great work of art has two faces, one toward its own time and one toward the future, toward eternity-Daniel Barenboim

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line-Oscar Levant

All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up-Pablo Picasso

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult-Charlotte Whitton

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels-Faith Whittlesey

If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman-Margaret Thatcher

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near-Helen Rowland

It is a wise father that knows his own child-William Shakespeare

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

-Demetri Martin

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
-- Joe Namath

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
-- Jack Nicholson

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
-- W.C. Fields

"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burns

Motivation alone is not enough. If you have an idiot and you motivate him, now you have a motivated idiot.
Jim Rohn

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Dennis Miller

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

“Everyone has a right to be stupid; some people just abuse the privilege.”

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

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