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Disclaimer: I am the one who is typing this fanfic… the characters where courtesy of Hyatt. The Anti-Sora thing was both of our ideas (we just keep adding random crap to this stupid thing) the whole Ed in the fic thing was Hyatt and I added Peter. Just so...you people...know who...gets credit for what. cough coughMwahahahaha

Song of this fic: "And if they get me and the sun goes down into the ground, and if they get me take this spike to my heart and…"

Chapter One: Horse Tranquilizers

The morning sun peered into my window and over my face. The warmth of the light was enough to tell me that it was time for me to wake up. I slowly opened my eyes only to see Anti-Sora hanging upside down from my ceiling fan.

"Mom! Anti-Sora is hanging from the ceiling fan by his foot again!" I screamed as he stared me straight in the eyes with malice. Then from down the stairs I heard my mom scream back an answer.

"Just grab the broom!" she said followed by a glass braking.

"I can't! I think he's about to pounce! He won't stop saying 'Namu'!"

"Then make Sora do it!" she said followed by another glass braking.

"Sora do something, please!"

With that, Sora sat up from his bed and turned on the ceiling fan. Anti-Sora hung there by his foot as the fan began to rotate. Sora and I sat up in interest as we began to count aloud how many rotations he could withstand.

"We should make bets," Sora said reaching for his wallet, "I bet five munny and a piece of gum he can stay on for thirty rotations."

"All right, I'll put in three munny and a pair of mismatch socks, he falls before."

Twenty-nine rotations later, Anti-Sora hits the wall and slowly slides down towards the floor. As soon as Anti-Sora hit the ground, he dashed for the door. Before he could run out, Sora kicks the door close and causes him to run into it. Without stopping, he recovers and begins to jump like a frog and every time he was in midair, he screamed out "namu". This was enough to scare anyone. However, his twin brothers who were Sora and I are use to it. We are triplets and God help mom for every time we have to use horse tranquilizers just to get Anti-Sora into his cage. But since Anti-Sora has more energy than a thousand horses put together, dad would have the cage ready by the time mom shoots Anti-Sora, while Sora and I would protect the sides, just in case he snapped out of it before we got the cage closed. It was very tiring.

"Boys! Will you grab the chains while I load the tranquilizers? Leon is getting Anti-Sora's chair ready." She asked followed by another glass shattering. We lose more plates that way.

"Sure thing mom!" We screamed in unison, followed by a deep glare, for we hate when we do that.

"Aeris are you ready?" dad asked from the kitchen.

"Yes dear… boys ready!"

"Ready mom!" We said once again in unison, followed by a quick glare and a grunt as we tried to lift the heavy chains.

The chains are about three hundred pounds and as thick as a lead pipe. We drug the chains into the kitchen and waited for the sound of the tranquilizer fire. Then we knew it was time to get ready, if we mess up at all, Anti-Sora might reattach himself to a fan, and our ceilings are about nine feet high due to the fact that in our old house, the ceiling was only six feet high and Anti-Sora kept jumping into the ceiling fans thus shooting himself across the room. It broke a lot of windows. We heard the shot and got ready, mom ran down the stairs with Anti-Sora upside down and looking a little high. She tossed him to dad who then held him in the chair as the rest of us tried to tie him up before he knew what was happening. Three minutes later Anti-Sora had been restrained.

"Mom, why didn't you just give Anti-Sora his own name?" Sora asked in a whining manner.

"Because dear, we had to hurry up and name him because after we picked you boys up from the hospital two days after you were born, they had told me that he was the opposite of you two and that he needs to be restrained at all times or beaten to death, and abortion is frowned upon." Mom then knocked her glass off onto the floor due to the hand gesture she had done.

"Well that's nice Aeris. You know we should probably just buy plastic things for now on… it's to expensive to keep buying glass plates and cups since you brake at least the whole set by the following evening." Dad said peering at the mess of glass and coke that was on the floor.

"Just sweep it up and feed it to Anti-Sora. He likes eating broken glass." Sora said questioning the food in front of him.

"I agree with Sora mom; what is this suppose to be? It looks like apple/chicken/pie/veggie/lemon pasta. Look at his face. Sora looks like he just saw a fat man in a thong on a sunny beach. He's totally disgusted."

"Leon, are you not going to eat either?" Mom said realizing what I had just said was tremendously true.

"Uhm, sorry dear, but… I'm not hungry; I ate lunch late and… I…Wow my stomach hurts excuse me."

"Hey mom, I have some munny, let's just go out to eat." I suggested then realizing that Anti-Sora was trying to gnaw his way through his chains.

Sora looked at Anti-Sora and then at me. Mom looked and dad then at her food. I looked at Anti-Sora then at his cage.

"Nice idea there, but you forgot you important thing… ANTI-SORA IS A POSSESSED, LOOKALIKE WHO EATS THROUGH CHAINS AND SHARDS OF GLASS!" I think Sora is mad or irritated or something, because he just knocked over Anti-Sora's chair.

"Uhm, I was thinking put some cereal or something in Anti-Sora's cage and just the four of us go. Plus, we're not legally aloud to let him go anywhere outside of the house other than to his "school" and to the doctor. So I was thinking some pizza."

"Alright, first things first. Anti-Sora, what do you want to eat?" mom asked him putting down a piece of paper that had pictures of food that he was able to eat.

"I will eat your heart!" he screamed pointing to the picture of a steak.

"Sora I really wish Riku didn't teach him to say that, it's starting to freak me out." Dad said looking at Anti-Sora with his eye brail basically floating over his head.

"Well it's better than want Axel's teaching Roxas." Sora replied opening the fridge in search of a steak.

"What do you mean? What is he teaching Roxas?" mom asked. I cut Sora off before he said something that would get me beaten until I would act just like Anti-Sora who is now trying to gnaw off his own foot.

"Yeah, anyways, I think that I have enough for us to get all the toppings we want and even a..." I was interrupted by mom who was now interested in Axel.

"Come to think of it, I have never seen Axel. Doesn't he go to your school?"

"Sure." I said with a smile as I helped unchain Anti-Sora and load the tranquilizer gun, which from now on shall be called the T.G.

We got Anti-Sora in his cage and called in Kairi for babysitting. Oh how I detest her but I have to be nice since it's Sora's girlfriend… but… mom and dad don't know about that… hmm…

AFTER DINNER

When we got back into the house we found the kitchen tore apart and Anti-Sora in the living room screaming 'namu' again. I walked in there to see Anti-Sora hanging from the ceiling fan and Kairi under him screaming for him to get down. I chuckled as I grabbed the broom. With a swift swipe (say that five times fast) Anti-Sora was on the couch upside down.

"Look Kairi, the only thing you had to do is make sure he didn't eat his own foot, now why did you think that doing that would require him being attached to the ceiling?" Did I mention that I HATED Kairi?

"I know you said not to, but he looked so trapped." She said backing away from him.

"Really, hmm… maybe that's because he was trapped!" Wow, she is indeed an idiot.

Author: Looky! I made a chapter in only two, COUNT 'EM, TWO DAYS! Anyways, Same old thing as all the others. Review if you like it and think I should keep going… if you hate it, it's your opinion, this is America if you hate it… tell me… so I can "think" about what you wrote. Anyways… R&R