Love me, hate me, dis me, embrace me. I don't really care what you do, as long as you don't try to contact me (this only applies to pedophiles).

wolfrun1 and wolfrun1:

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Numerous websites.

Name: Who cares? It's not like you're actually going to be talking to me.

Age: Younger than you're mom...unless she got pregnant at 16. In that case, I'm older than her if you're younger than three months (I'm 17, for all of you infants out there that can't do math yet but are some how reading my profile).

Gender: I'm a girl, dumb butt! Jesus! If you didn't figure it out by reading my stories, you're slow. If you're one of those creepy people who don't read the stories but still checks out the profile, GET OFF OF MY PAGE!

DOB (date of birth (birthday (MY birthday (the day that I was born (if you still don't get it, you're an idiot))))): The last day of the non-Chinese year. December 31st. I'M THE YEAR OF THE MONKEY!

What I am: Mutt.

How?: African, Native American (not actually called Indians since they're not from India), German, Jewish (only if you consider it a race), Irish, Caucasian (it means white person, if you didn't already know, whitey), other (I don't know everything about myself).

Appearance: Caramel. I look Indian (people from India, duh) when, in reality, I'm pretty much everything but...

What I Like: Stuff.

What I Dislike: Everything left over.

What I Hate: Nothing. Yes, that means you if that's you're name.

I loves YAOI, Naruto, Vampire Night, Fruits Basket, Descendant of Darkness, Twilight, Junjou Romantica, Gravitation, Loveless (the main character looks and acts like SASUKE!), Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Chibi Vampire, Bleach, Black Cat, Harry Potter, Hotel Africa, and Drama Con.

Favorite Characters: (in order)

Naruto- GAARA (There's just something about him that makes me want to look past the homi/suicidal past (I cried when I thought he was killed off!)), Kakashi (what's not to like), Itachi (he's adorable AND a good boy!), Shikamaru (he's me in a boy's body), Sasuke (he's a psychotic sweetheart)

Vampire Knight- Zero (who doesn't like him), Kaname (I wanted him to be with Yuki at first, but then...), Wild, Aido (IDOL!).

Fruits Basket- Hatsuharu (he's so KWAII!), Kyo (anger is funny), Shigure (do I have to explain)

Descendant of Darkness- Tsuzuki, Muraki, Watari

Twilight- Jacob (If Bella doesn't want him, I'll take him!), Seth (Dude!), Jasper (His ability to make everyone happy seriously pisses most people off)

Gravitation- Ryuichi (you don't have a soul if he's not one of your favorites!), YukiShuichi (I have to say them as one person because, without the other, I don't care), Hiro

Loveless- Ritsuka (kawaii!), Soubi (my (only) favorite perverted masochist), Seimei (even though he's a psychotic jackass, I've always loved evil older brothers)

Death Note- L (he's just about everybody's favorite), Matsuda, Ryuk (he killed Light, so I like him)

Full Metal Alchemist- Ed, Al, Roy

Chibi Vampire- Kenta, Ren, Anju (first girl that I like)

Bleach- Chad, Ichigo, Kon

Black Cat- Train, Sven, Eve (I seem to like small girls (NO, I do NOT have a Lolita Complex, perverts))

Harry Potter- Sirius, Remus, Dumbledore

Hotel Africa- Elvis, Geo, Ed

Drama Con- Matt, Beth, Derek

I am a Narutard. I don't think I could live (a happy life) without him.

Favorite yaoi pairings are L/Light (if I just said 'Light' it would be confusing), YukiShuichi, SasuNaru, and KakaIru.

Sasuke is gay, for all you nonbelievers out there. And, yes, I mean in the show/manga, not just the Fan Fiction.

Out of the three possible couples that can be made by Team 7 the most popular (according to google) is SasuNaru/NaruSasu. The second is SasuSaku, and the third is NaruSaku. My personal favorite is SasuNaru.

I've come to accept the fact that NaruSaku will become the cannon in the end (Team 7 will do everything that the Sanin failed to do. Naruto will bring back Sasuke the way Jiriaya wanted to bring back Orochimaru. Tsunade admitted right before Jiriaya died that she would go out with him if he came back... Of course Naruto's going to marry Sakura!).

I HATE (with a passion) SasuSaku! I can't stand to look at pictures of it and I REFUSE to read about it... Yes, I know that I'm currently in the process of writing one, but that doesn't count. I write to get ideas off my mind, not because I like what I'm doing... Unless it's a comedy. If it's a comedy, I write because I like.

Light's surname (last name (Yagami)) backwards is "imagaY". im a gay. I'm a gay. Need I say more?

Itachi was my favorite character, until I saw him smiling that huge ass smile, of course. But then when I found out that he was a good boy, I fell in love with him again.

Quotes that I love:

"I woke up this morning and realized something...yaoi is just two guys having sex...That's not nearly as cool as I thought it was." My Japanese classmates are AWESOME!

I looked up "bastardization" on the urban dictionary and this is what I got: "when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before:

'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend'"

"You're so hot like this!" "Shut up! I'm always hot!" Sasuke/Naruto in Spiral Falling on .

"We were very cunning." "We stole mans fire and tried to hide it in our pockets!" "That was very stupid and very painful. So we had to become even more cunning." Random knome people from "Freakazoid". I used to love this show, I can hardly believe it was ever actually on Cartoonnetwork. But with all the censors they put up now-a-days...bye bye Freaky. ToT

"It's not rape if you yell 'SURPRISE!' first." I have the weirdest conversations with people.

"Give it up for Johny Casino and the Gamblers!" "Ha Ha!" "What?" "He's Johny Casin-ho!" "Shut up, slut." "Casin-slut!"

"We need stage names--I'm Ginger." "Cinnamon!" "Sugar." "Spice!" "What am I?" "You can be Coco." "Why--cuz I'm black!?"

"Give it up for Johny Casino and the Rulets!" "Wait, I thought were were the gamblers?" "Shhh, we're trying to keep this show PG!"

"My ho senses are tingling?"

"Why am I the only non-white person in this play?" "Because black people didn't exist in the 50s." "...Is that why I'm a back up singer?"

"She was an OK chick before she start hangin' with you and your brown noes friends!" "What's wrong with have a brown noes?" "Racism!"

"Shake your ladies, ladies." Dance instructor who taught me how to shimmy.

"For some reason it feels like she's teaching us how to give a lap dance."

"My baby does the chicken!" "Did you just say 'my booby does the chicken'?" "My booby is a chicken!" "..." "What?" "That brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'a chicken with its head cut off'." Once again, I have the weirdest conversations with people. This took place during "Grease" rehearsal.

"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties...? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" Bella from a quote on Stephanie Meyers' website.

"I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors." "Why don't you just tell me who wins?" "I do. Excellent." Alice/Edward/Alice from a quote on Stephanie Meyers' website.

"Then he showed up. Uchiha Sasuke. The fucking jerk.The fucking perfect-in-everything-he-does jerk. Mr. 4.0. Mr.I-have-a-rich-daddy-that-buys-me-everything-I-want. Mr.I’m-too-stuck-up-to-be-friends-with-you-or-anyone-else-in-the-universe. Mr. So-drop-dead-gorgeous-that-I-even-make-guys-want-me." Naruto in "Wrong Number".

The Noodle Prayer: “Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen.” -Tobi from a fic some girl read.

"Why...? Why are you putting me in these perverted book without asking!?" "Simple: because I feel like it." Misaki and Usagi from "Jonjou Romantica".

"Why are you running away!? Don't you have any balls!?" "What the hell do balls have to with this? Quit trying to make a gay man out of me." Two guys from "Junjou Romantica".

"Hey, Donis? Does anybody ever call you...not Donis?" Suzie in art.

"After the sixth movie they'll be replaced do the fact that they're way too old to play the parts. But when the time comes for the series to be over and that whole 'nineteen years later' thing comes, they'll bring'um back." A conversation between me and some art kids about the "Harry Potter" crew.

"Who loves orange soda?" "Kel loves orange soda." "Is it true?" "Ummhmm, I do, I do, I do-o!" Kenan and Kel from..."Kenan and Kel".

"Even though I'm an adult, I'm not going to do anything." Not even ten seconds later, he leans forward and kisse the kid on the lips. "You said you wouldn't do anything!" "It was just a kiss." "You said you wouldn't do anything!" Soubi and Ritsuka from "Loveless".

"Neither my schoolmate nor my little brother's around to keep me entertain..." "Uchiha-sempai!" "so you're gonna have to do, blondie!" "But I haven't had my tetnus shot..." "Then don't give me a reason to bite you!" A conversation between Itachi and Naruto in the doujinshi "The Modern Ninja" on deviantart (its a freakin awsome SasuNaru by bishihuntress!)

"I wish I had a dog..." "What?" "Nothing." Two random people from "Fish in the Trap".

"Malcolm, the tank's runnin' on empty. Why didn't you fill it up all the way back at the gas station?" "They were sellin' the gas at 1.25 a gallon." "...SO!" "I don't pay penny over 1.21." "That's four cents!" "Hey, that adds up. After a year, I'll have saved 40 dollars. Do you know what you could do with 40 dollars?" --The car stops-- "...Yeah, call a tow truck." Eddie and Malcolm from "Malcolm and Eddie".

"You cry too much, you're too loud...and you suck in bed." Yuki from "Gravitation".

"Because I'm a good guy, I have one more piece of advice. If you don't want to kill yourself, you should probably stay away from mercedes, sle's, and SAAB cabriolets. Because if you get in front of me again, I'll hit you and then back up over you for good measure." Yuki from "Gravitation".

"You'd think now that you know I'm a writer, my opinion that you have no talent would carry more weight. But no, not you. You'd rather get on stage and infect everyone with your banal poetry." Yuki from "Gravitation".

"I hope you slip on a banana peel, fall over, and die!" Shuichi from "Gravitation".

"Why would I steel something that doesn't involve money...? Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was 'why would I steal something at all'. I'm a good girl." Me

"I hate milk." "That's why you're so short! You must drink milk to grow!" "Look, I'm not going to drink some opaque, white liquid that was secreted by a cow!" Edward/Winry/Edward from "Full Metal Alchemist".

"Ya sure have dexterous hands. Ya must be popular with the ladies, Light." "That has nothing to do with being dexterous. It's more important to be good-looking than dexterous...Ryuk, are you by any chance unpopular with the ladies?" "..." Ryuk/Light/Ryuk from "Death Note".

"I-I didn't know he did something like that. Is he keeping something in there that he doesn't want us to find." "Well, when you consider the fact that he's 17, it's not that suspicious, really. I've done it numerous times for reason in particular." Chief Yagami/L from "Death Note" when they are looking at Light through a hidden camera.

"Aren't you supposed to be in school?" "Yeah...well, I actually left on Sunday with the intention of coming here, but I was swept away into the heart of a dark, urban wilderness. It took me three days to find my way out." "...Why don't you just say you got lost?" Yuki/Hatsuharu/Yuki from "Fruits Basket".

"You know, when you go black, you're a real bastard!" "Oh yeah? Just for that, when I'm done with you...I'm gonna take your little girlfriend." "What the--you're gonna what!?" "Oh, you know. I'm gonna do this, and a little of that, and I'm definitely gonna do that!" Kyou/Hatsuharu/Kyou/Hatsuharu from "Fruits Basket".

"It's lucky for me you're so cute..." "Huh..." "I mean, if I'm gonna do it, it should be with someone cute, right." Hatsuharu talking to a naive Tohru from "Fruits Basket".

"If sanity were a place, I wouldn't want to go there. The reason why is simple. As soon as I entered it, wouldn't I technically be in Sane." Me-I just made it up, like, two seconds ago.

I believe in God. So XP, to anyone who doesn't care.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

And that's about all yawl need to know.

I am a very slow typer. It takes me, like, 10 minutes just to write a sentence. That is why I am sometimes a slow updater.