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I am a girl/woman/person. That’s about it.

Anime/Manga that I like:

Naruto (obviously)

Bleach (Although for some reason I have stopped watching the episodes)(I blame the not ninja-ninja fillers)

Ouran High School Host Club

Fruits Basket

Kare Kano (I feel like a dork for this one)

X/1999

Yu-Yu-Hakusho

One Piece

HunterXHunter

And many others that escape my memory right now.

Stories that I am authoring:

One-shots: Examples of Uchiha's being and Tea Party of the Dead both humorous Naruto fics

Bleach and Naruto: One Random Day (Finished) co-authored with my friend Linda

No particular pairings other than Candice X all creepy people

Preview:

“How come he gets to have real anger signs and we don’t?” I asked Linda ignoring Hitsugaya’s presence and question.

“I don’t know but I wanna pinch his cheeks.” Linda said as Hitsugaya’s eyes went wide and he ran away from us. “Dang it he got away.” Linda said holding up a sign that said pout on it.

“I wonder how many signs we have.” I asked as I began taking signs out of the air and throwing them into a pile next to me. Meanwhile Linda continues her pouting while staring at my now huge pile of signs. When my pile became larger than me I stopped. “Ok I know how many we have now.”

Bleach and Naruto: Another Random Day (Sequel to One Random Day) also co-authored by Linda

This one has a plot I swear! No particular pairings other than Candice X all creepy people

Preview:

“No, check the script.”

“You have that still?”

“Maybe.”

“Where did you get it last time.”

“I dunno. It appeared like everything else.”

“Script, Script…wait fifty dollars fifty dollars.”

“Why do you need fifty dollars here?”

“I don’t know, but I want it.”

“Ok.” I said as the script appeared.

Naruto: Issues With Itachi (Currently the favorite of my stories) Made by me, myself and I. Complete!

ItachiXOC and GaaraXOC

Preview:

“Ok, um, evil ninja guy, would you not kill me if I go home and not mention anything that has happened?”

“Who said I would kill you?” He asked his smirk leaving his face, which I took as being a good thing.

“The smirk, would you do it if I cooked you dinner?” I ask trying not to think that the sentence reminded me of when Scooby-Doo is bribed with a Scooby snack.

“I require a place to stay the night.” He said not breaking eye contact with me. This required careful thinking and foresight. I must weigh my options, I mean he is evil so he may kill me in my sleep, but he might do that while I am awake if I don’t agree.

Naruto: Failure to Fangirl

SasukeXOc and GaaraXOc (Because I love Gaara)

Nami (OC) tries to make friends with the girls in the ninja academy by fan-girl-ing everyone but Sasuke, she fails at that and decides just to fan-girl Naruto for fun. That is until Gaara shows up and she finds someone who she wants to fan-girl. GaaNamiSasu

Naruto: The Love of the Stalked

NarutoXHinata

Bleach: Zenpachi (Completed)

KenpachiXOC and ByakuyaXOC

Preview:

“You got high marks in fighting in the academy and you can do paperwork. If I recall correctly yours is always on time and sometimes color coded.”

“That was once because I was bored, and had sharpies. So basically I am being punished for doing my job correctly?” I ask him sitting down on a chair in front of him in defeat I had been standing in outrage before. I wish I had my sharpies right now.

“Basically.” Byakuya said with a smirk causing me to glare at him.

“Well I guess I can’t say no,” I say then think of something that causes me to smile evilly, “but good luck with getting Renji to do his paperwork himself.”

Bleach and Naruto: Bleach and Naruto Fairytale(s) series (sporadically updated)

Contains the characters from One Random Day and Another Random day but in fairytale form, but is a completely separate series. Apparently I get to be the princess in all of them but my prince switches. One or so chapters per fairytale, depends on how involved I get in the story. Although in Hansel and Gretel I am Hansel…

Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Peter Pan, Hansel and Gretel, and many more! I will say this: the first one will be Snow White where Yumichika is the evil Queen and Kakashi is the magic mirror.

Most likely will be mainly written by me with ideas from Linda here and there. (We got lost on a random tangent while talking on the phone about Another Random Day and this is what was brought up)

Scene from Snow White:

So anyway the powers that be, or coincidence we are not too sure, decided to grant her wish. Unfortunately for her the powers that be are not that nice so they only granted one of her wishes. She got a daughter, me, lucky her. Devastatingly the price for the granting of a wish is death. The powers that be are apparently mean, evil, and sadistic.

So she’s dead now and an undisclosed amount of time later the king remarries. The king married a woman; wait no, a man named Yumichika. I guess the king was secretly gay.

Scene from Beauty and the Beast:

There was once a prince who had a really bad attitude, like most princes, he was arrogant and stuff. So this random beggar woman, who is also blind and is named Tousen, came to his door one day and demanded that he let her/him in since it is cold. The prince took one look at the beggar woman and decided it was actually a man and refused to let him in, unless he wanted to fight. So they fought. Oh wait that's not how it goes, dang it Grimmjow you are not supposed to fight the beggar lady!

“Tousen started it he took off my arm!” The prince, Grimmjow yelled at the narrator.

Okay fine. So they fought and Grimmjow, the prince lost his arm, then he kicked the old beggar lady (who really was a blind man named Tousen) out. The beggar lady enraged at the fact that the prince would kick a poor defenseless beggar lady out (yeah right) turned into a beautiful enchantress. Since this is actually Tousen lets say that beggar lady was Tousen with a fro from the flashbacks and the beautiful Tousen was arrancar Tousen who has minions to braid his hair. (How else does it get so nicely braided?) So Tousen decided that the best choice of action to do to the prince was to curse him and his household. Because Tousen is just nice like that.

Scene from Sleeping Beauty:

“My turn! Pick me!” the orange fairy shouted jumping up and down excitedly.

“Fine, Dobe.” Sasuke agreed since now he needed to figure out a new gift to give, stupid Itachi.

“Yay! Okay!” Naruto said waving his wand around frantically causing a milky way to appear. This one had birds in it for some odd reason. And it was spinning, but so was the other one but I didn't mention that then. “I give the gift of song.” Naruto announced proudly.

“Dobe why would you give her such a useless gift.”

“I like music, so I wanted her to be able to sing.” Naruto countered.

“You could have given her anything, intelligence--

“Fighting ability.” Kenpachi interrupted.

“Or a long and happy life, but you, dobe, chose music.” Sasuke finished glaring at Kenpachi because he dared interrupt the great Sasuke.

“Music makes people happy. Plus she can talk to birds. Birds!” Naruto exclaimed excited over the fact that the princess could talk to birds. So his real reason comes out.

“Dobe.” Sasuke muttered being too awed by Naruto's stupidity to say anything else. “My turn.” Sasuke said elegantly beginning to move his wand until he was interrupted by a poof. No it was more like an explosion of green fire.

“Green fire is pretty.” The evil fairy queen person Linda remarked after she appeared, unknowingly interrupting Sasuke.