this was great. i was laughing throughout the whole thing!

Thank you. Leah was awesome. She stated all the good points of why she is such a down-played character. I personally thought, "Screw Bella, the main heroine should be Leah." I can't believe I used to soak up the Twilight Saga like butter.

Yay for anti-imprinting. Also, gotta love the underdogs.

Exactly my thinking. You are a great writer and capture the whole bitterness thing for Mike and Leah PERFECTLY. I love this. Favorited! xD

Effin' brilliant. Both of them. Of course Mike sucks for being perfectly friendly and nice, and of course Leah sucks for being human and feeling human emotions. But Bella and Edward are just so perfect, of course. -gag. choke-

You portrayed Leah fine, I think. No OOCness here. Great job. :) I'll add this to my favorites when I log in sometime. xD

I love this. Mike is one of the only GOOD characters in Twilight, so, of course, he gets hated on by SMeyer and the fandom. I always thought he sounded cute, myself- but, of course, Bella can't love him becomes he's blond. And blonds are evil.

awesome, this is great! pleeze update soon!

Oh gosh! I know EXACTLY what you mean! Seriously Mike is just well... your average highschool guy. In other words, he's the fanfiction scapegoat. When you need a rapist: Jacob or Mike, When you need someone to be a killjoy: Rosalie, When you need someone to be bizarrely thirsty: Jasper. Ah the scapegoats who we put horrifyingly OOC for our plot purposes...

Epic, just brilliant, it's about friggin' time too, I mean really! I don't understand what it is with guys and Bella and Girls and Edward. I mean they're both just so F-ing weird. Thank you for writing this.