Hey guys for some reason I'm having trouble replying to reviews, i think i have a problem with my computer, so to answer the reviewer who said that my Gilmore Gilrs fic is all over the place: I know. Have patience. Lol. It's all going to come together later and you'll understand why i wrote it the way i did. Sorry but it's going to be a little while for the next update. right now I'm busy looking for a new place to live and a new job so I'm super busy but i am working on the next chapter whenever i have time.

DECEMBER 22 2013 UPDATE: So it's been far far too long since I've updated most of my work and for that I'm sorry. I've had several reasons for not updating

all of them good but now I'm starting to get back into writing thanks in part to watching the anime FAIRY TAIL.If you've never seen Fairy Tail, go watch it.

NOW!Anyways as the people who fallow me now know I have written a fan fic for Fairy Tail and I am rather proud of it and I'm going to do everything I can to

continue writing both Fairy Tail and other fandoms. That being said I honestly don't know what to do about New Beginnings. I have a general idea of where I want

it to go but every time I attempt to write anything for it I get a huge blank. I promise I'm not going to give up on it entirely but for now it's on suspension. I'm

hoping if I get back into writing on a regular basis then I'll be able to get the flow of it back, so fingers crossed. I also have a Merlin (love that show!) Harry Potter

crossover idea swimming around in my head that I'm going to try and write soon so perhaps that will help with the other one too. Thanks to everyone who has

stuck with me and to all the new people I thank you too!

Hey guys my name is Kourtney and I am 25 I'm about 5' 6 or 5' 7 with dark brown hair and blue-green eyes and roughly half Irish and a lot of English with a splash of most of Western Europe, and a temper to rival a red headed Irish woman, and I'm ramrod straight. No offense to girls who aren't and guys who aren't thats just who I am and I obviously don't have a problem with them otherwise I wouldn't be writing slash, though I have two book length stories that aren't slash. New Beginnings is my first ever fanfic and my first slash, though my book length stories are actually based off several of my favorite animes at the time I wrote them I had no idea what fanfiction was I just wanted to continue the plot lines once the animes ended and I added my own characters. Since i started writing New Beginnings I've also written two one shots and am very proud of all three.I want to say thank you to the people who have already reviewed and I promise to keep putting up the chapters as soon as they are done. I suppose I should tell a little about myself. Well I live in California, I love to read, which is probably what got me to start writing, I listen to pretty much any music but I limit the rap and techno cause I don't really care for it. I love movies! I'll pretty much watch anything except horror cause they give me nightmares. But anything else i'll watch. I can quote movies lines better than most actors who were in that movie. Im a HUGE Disney fan and obviously I love Harry Potter, and I love Twilight and Star Wars. And I tend to speak only in slang or write in short hand and I tend to drop my ' g's' a lot!

I LOVE TECH THEATER! I'M A TECHIE FOR LIFE! I love cars and sports. I can fix pretty much anything and can do just about anything a guy does, except write my name in pee but really where is the fun in that unless you don't have much of a brain. I watch WAY too much anime and read too much fanfiction and stay up way too late. I CAN'T go more than a few minutes with out some kinda noise in the background whether it's music or the T.V. I HATE silence! I'm a passionate person with good morals and a wicked sense of humor that i get from my mom and her family. I also plan on writing a Naruto fanfiction, Sasuke/Naruto or Naruto/Sasuke doesn't matter to me who tops and i'd also like to get a Christmas one shot out for both Harry Potter and Naruto but im not too sure that it'll happen.

FAVORITE QUOTES: this is a conversation from when my mom was a couple years younger then me, she and her boyfriend at the time were at cruise night and looking at the cars and one guy had his hood up and mom looked in since she's a car junkie. FYI a HEMI is an engine and one of the best racing engines that only Dodge puts out. Mom- "That's not a HEMI." Guy- "Yes it is." Mom-"No it's not." Guy- "YES IT IS." Boyfriend- "Come along dear." Mom- "But it really isn't a HEMI." p.s. you can tell whether or not it's a HEMI simply if the spark plugs sit up top and slightly to the sides. also if you don't have a Dodge, it is unlikely you have a HEMI unless you went out and bought one from Dodge.

" Push the button Max." pushes BOOM roof collapses " MAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXX!" Jack Lemmon The Great Race.

" You know how insanity runs in the family?" " Yes?" " Well it Gallops in mine." Cary GrantArsenic And Old Lace.

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!

there will b a DJ , im throwing a party... every 1 is invited!

so every1 come. but read the rest of this bulliten.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

SO MANY TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE WHO WILL.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. IsPaper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

f there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (I have several )

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it

it is impossible to lick your elbow(80 percent of people will attempt this after reading it)

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU ARE ACCIDENT PRONE PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. -Me: Stares into space.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!), then copy paste it.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you love and hate your life at the same time, copy this to your profile

If you love it when Inuyasha gets sat copy this into your profile

If You hate Kikyo and think she's a poor excuse for a priestess and could probebly be passed for an old comfertor, copy and paste this into you profile.

If You think Kagome and Inuyasha desevre to be together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, cocoapufflover, Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret, SukiraOfTheLight (aka Queen of the Underworld), Bella Hyper Chica, nwendrot, hieisdragoness18,

If you have ever had a crush on an anime character copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, WhiSper AuTumN, Midnight Mourner, nwendrot, hieisdragoness18,

"There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, 'Pirate!'

"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking."

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

"Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Be random, its really awesome!

So I'm a tiny bit crazy! DEAL WITH IT!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN IT!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are yor personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules"
from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile.

If you want Bella to become a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile!

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you support the ’MECBIAV-Make Edward Change Bella Into A Vampire Club’, copy and paste this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile!

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree!!

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

If you think Rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry paste this on your profile

If you think vampires are real and you want to join them, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

HOW GUYS FLIRT: 1. He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Twilight" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You were invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.) HOW GIRLS FLIRT: 1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? ) 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible Now make a wish... Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

You know you're obssesed with Anime when...

1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling's birthday.

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.(I do this on all the time)

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. (Yeppers!)

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.

19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters. (Yes! Yes!)

23. You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life. (Who doesn't?)

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.

29. You cosplay daily.

30. When you get a crush on an anime character

Smile. It confuses people.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"You cry I cry,You laugh I laugh,You jump off a cliff I laugh harder"

"When all else fails blow shit up."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

“He who laughs last didn't get it.He who laughs first has the dirtiest mind” - Unknown

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people"

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I used to be indicisive, now I'm not sure

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Real life isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it

real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long

my imaginary friend doesn't like you either

i hate it wen the voices argue wit my imaginary friends

"The difference between genius and stupidiy is that genius has its limits"-Albert Einstein

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction makes sense."

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot

Warning: Survivors will be shot again"

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried"

"If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished."

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil."

"Great minds discuss ideas: Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people."

"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action."-Frank Herbert

"The hardest thing in life is to watch the one you love, love somebody else."

"If love has no age, race or religion... then whey should it have gender?"

"Giving everything you have for a person is true love."- From Shadowed Fighter

"It's easier to point the finger than it is to take action."

"True knowledge is admitting you know nothing."

"You find that you are a hyporcryte when you constantly blame things on others that was your own fault."- From Shadowed Fighter

"Carpe Diem: Live you life to it's fullest"

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? (might want to make it 92)

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, moonlight harmony

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.

Also, this is the reason you can't beta your own work. No matter how correct your work looks there is always a mistake, no one is perfect!!

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around." (said by the great Captain Jack Sparrow)

"But WHY's the rum gone!" (again Sparrow)

"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!" (guess who?)

"Look! POW AN UNDEAD MONKEY!" (Jack from his new movie, Pirates two!)

If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them. nodds

I don’t suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

your just jealous cause the little voices talk to me

Of course i'm out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!!

"I want you to let me out"
"Do you indeed? How about a magic word?"
"Imperio, let me out." from a HP fanfic

"What is it, exactly, that you want me to do?" Harry asked
"Anything," Dumbledore answered. "Levitate something."
Soon, Snape was flying around the room, and yelling every obscenity known to man.

"We need some help"
"What kind of help"
"Loony loopy lupin kind of help" - whoever came up with that is the best person in the world! HP fanfic (thats a toung twister!)

Realization dawned on Harry. “Oh shit!” he then looked at Dumbledore. “Sorry about that.”
“I have yet again gone temporarily deaf and haven’t an idea what you just said. Old age weakens the ears, you know.” -that it does...that it does!

Curiostiy killed whoever got in my way.

I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas

Harry is not married to Ginny.-- I think Ginny is an okay character, but sigh she is so boring. I mean Harry Potter marries bland?

I am also convinced that Harry was physically abused.--No way did Vernon get that purple and just shout.

Harry should have been placed in Slytherin, Hermione in Ravenclaw, and Weasley and Longbottom in Hufflepuff.

"If i have to get up someone is going to die." Garjizla

What not to say to a police man..."can you hold my beer while I get out my licence?" "I thought you had to be in good shape to be a cop." "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?"

When a police man asks if you knew how fast you were going don't say, "You should know moron your the one who pulled me over!" but it is okay to think it.

Life Owes Me Money; it has yet to pay me back.- A.V.W.

If you support our troops, copy and paste this in your profile.

Abortion is murder, and so is taking stem cells form unborn babies. If you agree, copy and paste this in your profile.

Despite the fact God isn't seen, HE'S THERE!! If you believe in God, copy and paste this on to your profile.

"Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch."- Another sign on the road.

"Professor Moody! Is that a student!" "Well technically it's a ferret right now."- Professor McGonagall and Mad Eye Moody.

"Oh my god, I killed Harry Potter!" -Neville Longbottom

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you cry when a character in one of your favorite books dies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you AND your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what your address is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked about your characters like they're real people copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Lady Aki, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, KrisiMwahz, Master of Bringsir, moonlight harmony (used to be nwendrot), hieisdragoness18

On pg. 116 of the American version of Order of the Pheonix (last paragraph) it states that there was 'a heavy locket none of them could open'. Ring a bell? It's proof of the R.A.B. is Regulus Black theory. Of you were smart enough to figure this ot or you believe it, copy this into your profile. (i figured this out less than 5 minutes after reading the end of book 6)

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy and pstae tish itno yuor plorfie.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

if you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If I gave you the impression that I cared, then I apologize.

-The best revenge you can get on somebody that told you something is to prove them wrong. Kicking their ass is an added bonus.

-Normalcy is overrated.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls.

Who ever said: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me." Never got hit with a dictionary.

Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried slaming a revolving door.

Never argue with an idiot because they'll bring you down to there level and beat you with experiance.

I'm up and out of bed what more could you want?

My family has issues

When life starts screwing you over, fake an orgasm and leave.

"I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you

"We don't really have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us."

There are many things you should never say to a police officer. One of them is "I swear to drunk i'm not god."

"It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in."

If you see a button that says, DO NOT PUSH, push it and run like hell-

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce.

We are the people our parents warned us about

“Ah shit, you’re gonna try to cheer me up, aren’t you?”

I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

I like poetry,long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick...

Why suffer from insanity when you can enjoy it

Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say "Who do you think you are?