Dragon AU. She's come to trust her dragon above all else. He was keeper of her secrets, her sorrows, her happiness. But it would be a lie if she said she had been prepared for the height of her twenty first winter, or the events that ultimately made them a legend among legends.

She woke to the protests of her entire body at whatever excuse for a bed she was sleeping on, to the burn of a deep wound across the nape of her neck and down her spine, to an aching feeling of something lost that was frankly more alarming than anything having to do with not knowing where she was or how she'd gotten there. Weird fantasy AU of my own design.

She wanted to bash his face in and tie him up with his own damn piggin' string. Maka Albarn, next in line to inherit her mama's cattle ranch, tries to deal with a new cowboy on her land. Soul/Maka, cowboy!AU. Rated for future content.

After over a half decade at Shibusen, Soul is finally returning home to attend his brother's wedding, bringing his meister with him for moral support. When a misunderstanding forces Soul and Maka to pretend they are in a different sort of partnership, will it lead to fate or folly?

Maka's a detective on a mission, and nothing is going to get in her way. AU! Eventual M and Soul/Maka. Warning for language. *Updated and edited for grammar, awkwardness, consistency...that weird way I used to do dialog and my inability to stick with a tense. The story itself is mostly the same, but I hope that you take a moment to give it a reread and enjoy the new chapter!*

Chelsea was raised on a farm, and she's always dreamed of having her own. She makes the difficult decision to leave her home for a new one, but she almost dies on the voyage. Twice. And who is this guy who keeps saving her? VxC.

Kid sends his top two weapon-meister pairs to Hawaii to deal with a band of pre-kishins and impress the local goddess. There will be blood, and Black Star, and lava, and budding trees. SoMa.

The Kishins have come, and with them, the threat of total annihilation. With this seemingly unstoppable force looming over them, the war between Witches and Humanity has come to an abrupt end. The world has been set on a path to extinction. Yet, there is always hope for those willing to fight. Stand by for Titanfall Titanfall AU

" In fact, she already had a plan formulating in her head, and it was time to scrap any trace of Eater from this wall. This wall would belong to her in the end, she was freakin' sure of it." Street Art/Tagger AU. Rated for language and future adult content.

This is a new beginning for Chelsea; an attempt to run away from her past. New Island, new name, new person. Everything else should belong in the past now as long forgotten memories. Can those closest to her help overcome her fear before it creeps up and destroys her. Discontinued!

A dumping-ground for my favorite SoMa one-shots and drabbles. All chapters are individually contained. Some silly, some sad, some AU, some lemony. Lemons are marked as such up top.

Nobody liked Sophia on Sunshine Islands. When she plans to leave, she calls her completely opposite sister Chelsea to play the act and pretend to be her while she's gone. When Chelsea sees the damage her sister has left, she decides to change it around. With new friendships & a budding romance, how will she play this game? And will the people of the islands ever realize her secret?

Spartoi is on a mission to get our favorite death scythe to finally make a move on his meister for Valentine's Day. Will they succeed? Cracktastic SoMa fluff with a heaping helping of Black*Star and a side of Spartoi. Now a collection. In the latest, "The Valentine," Maka gets an anonymous Valentine in her locker and decides to find out who sent it. Complete fluff eater.

Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.

(Resbang 2015 entry! Sequel to the Dire Circus! 1920's fantasy circus AU) Maka and Soul have survived an awful lot together already, but it seems like bad luck isn't done with them yet. When a piece of Soul's past shows up unexpectedly, it causes a chain of events that bring everything Soul doesn't want to remember crashing down on his head.

This is a collection of smutty little shorts. The latest, "Softness and Steel," is just a bit of Soul x Maka poetry.

A place to dump strange one-shots. Firecracker: Office AU, rated T. Cube farm desk monkey Soul Evans tries to distract his typhoon boss Maka Albarn by sending her a bouquet of flowers from a 'Secret Admirer'. He also steals a lot of her banana bread on lunch break. SoulxMaka

Haven changed a lot of things. The Herald became the Inquisitor, but that isn't why Cullen looks at her differently now. When Ora's clan asks for help against bandits, he goes to their aid personally, and she begins to see him differently too. Each Clan Lavellan war table mission serves as a milestone in their relationship. [f!LavellanxCullen] Slow build. Gradual romance.

Maker, he's never made love before.

Snapshots of an unorthodox romance. Medieval fantasy AU drabbles for JacKim Week 2014.

Once upon a time, there was a man and his wife. But in a freak accident, Stein lost more than Marie. He lost his passion, his motivation. After grieving and denial, he does what he knows best: he makes her. Creates her. Changes her. But truly- what is the difference between a human heart, and a mechanical one? / steinmarie, collab with l0chn3ss, reverb2015.

Two people, one bathroom: a moment of beautiful domestic bliss.

They find each other, in this life and the next, like the lightning finds the iron bolt.

Maka is sacrificed to the dragon Soul Eater.

AU: She was his childhood friend, his mentor, and now his witch hunting partner. Theirs was not an easy job—screw up once and you become one of the Touched, a being no better than a witch in society's eye. And Soul screwed up. Boy, did he screw up, and now everything he's worked so hard to maintain comes crumbling to his feet. / Based of Hansel&Gretel:Witch Hunter; Reverb 2015.

Maka Albarn just wants to turn the page on a new chapter in her life, but instead finds herself thrown back into the past in the form of ex-boyfriend Soul Evans who inexplicably insists on accompanying her on a week long road trip. Pray for her. [SoMa, Road Trip AU, for Reverb 2015]

A week before Christmas, Maka, battling a witch, has a spell cast upon her that causes her to shrink. Maka and Soul, unable to figure out a cure, have to wait until Blair returns from a trip, and Soul spends his days taking care of his tiny meister. When Christmas comes, the witch's prediction becomes reality and the spell is broken. [SoMa/Post manga/Reverb 2015]

For Reverb 2015. "Maka belongs to a legacy, but she also has the will to surpass that legacy, and he will do whatever it takes just to follow a step behind her" – a peek into the strong partnership of Soul "Eater" Evans and Maka Albarn, told in shorts.

Prank wars, bug juice, tetherball, and ghost stories - summer camp is all fun and games until you fall in love for the first time. [SoMa, Camp AU, for Reverb 2015]

Stein is a trumpet playing, AP class taking, chess team captain and Marie is a bubbly, blonde cheerleader. The only problem with this cliché high school scenario? The nerd is supposed to leave letters in her locker, not the other way around.

She didn't even know how to sew. Putting things together wasn't her forte. And she had obviously failed at keeping them together in the first place. So it was fitting that it was up to him to follow the breadcrumbs she left. She could lead him to the river but it was up to him to drink from it.

The process of getting from "you" and "me" to "us" is a long, hard, complicated one. A series of vignettes exploring the early days of Soul and Maka's partnership and the road from strangers to best friends. Chapter 14: Soul has a tricky time making the shift between being a sheltered child of wealthy parents and being an emancipated minor with a pretty tight budget.

This is a companion collection of shorts for my Resbang 2014 fic Down and Out in Death City. In the latest short, "Undeniable," Soul knows what he wants-and tonight, he might actually get it. Written for SoMa Week 2015 Day 6, Worth It. NSFW-complete Smut Eater. Superhero AU. Soul x Maka.

He remembers the end of the old world, but he's having some trouble with figuring out the new one. It's difficult enough to navigate on your own, but then again, It's been a long time since things have been simple. Post apocalyptic au. Rated M for violence, language, and dark subject matter. Updated 3/24/15

A collection of pre-canon shorts. In the latest short, "My Cheesy Valentine," Soul panics when Maka gives all her friends cards and chocolates, him included. Includes a time jump bonus omake.

Chelsea is not ordinary. Ask anyone. She's animal obsessed, easily bored, seemingly treats humans as toys, and is generally off the wall crazy. Yet there's more to her than others think, but will she show it?

The cafe was cool and cozy, perfect for such a hot summer, and the staff seemed very polite and helpful. It was perfect for a date. Only, this wasn't a date. She was here for the sex and the person she intended to meet was the prostitute who was going to give it to her. He was a handsome man, and she knew it was going to be one expensive ride for her. AU.

Soul Evans had given up his old baby grand back home in the States for the Devil's piano on the front lines of World War II. War is hell, but a certain British angel may make it a bit more bearable for him. AU Warnings: character death, characters suffering from PTSD, violence

Resbang 2014 - On a planet funded by bloodshed, to be a gladiator is to be great. However, when a girl who was never supposed to be one is stuck with a very reluctant partner… well, things get a little crazy. SoulMaka.

It's been six years since Soul Evans discovered he was a wizard and met Maka Albarn. Now their friendship and their loyalties to the DWMA will be challenged as the wizarding world descends into chaos with the rumoured resurrection of Asura. When Soul and Maka are confronted by Kishin spies, everything falls apart. Harry Potter AU. Full summary in 1st Chapter. Soul x Maka

Maka thought she had no need to worry about being chosen for the Hunger Games. Her name was in the reaping the least amount of times possible for someone her age, and her father was a victor. It should have been impossible. But it wasn't. When she is chosen as the female tribute for District Eleven she is thrust into the Games. The masquerade has begun. For resbang 2014

Hooking up with a stranger at her childhood friend's wedding hadn't been Maka's plan, nor had she planned on being so hung up on him after that night. It had been just sex after all, even if he had been endearingly awkward and cute and had flirted with her via pastries. Maybe she should have at least asked for his last name as well. Written for Resbang 2014!

Transistor AU. Maka loses her voice and Soul loses his body to the Camerata. Now she can't speak and he's trapped in a scythe, but that doesn't mean they won't fight back. As the world crumbles beneath their feet, they try to unravel the mystery behind the shadowy organization before time runs out.

Maka Albarn seeks adventure in the wild, deep Arcadian sky. Meanwhile, Soul Evans' existence in upper-class Valua is making him restless. When they meet, each will realize the other is exactly what they've been looking for, and the attraction will be far deeper than a business arrangement. Elsewhere, in the depths of the Lower Sky, a living experiment stirs. Skies of Arcadia AU.

With the PPDC cutting funding at the behest of GorCo, the corporation funding the Wall of Life, it's up to Marshal Spirit Albarn to gather his resources-some of the finest minds and pilots on the planet-to make one final assault and neutralize the kaiju menace for good. Pacific Rim AU; For Soul Eater Resbang 2014

Maka is the best Paramedic Death City has ever seen, but she has a problem: she doesn't care for the legal side of life-saving. So that's why she's been transferred, again, but this time: to a firehall where she's assigned a babysitter. A head firefighter, Soul Eater Evans is now given the impossible task of making sure the plucky EMT stays within her legal limits.

TiMER AU. Timers, devices implanted in to people's wrists that countdown until the day a person meets their soul mate, came out to a lovelorn public when Maka Albarn was a young girl. Excited to meet her soulmate, the One she is going to spend the rest of her life with, she obtains one as soon she turns of age. But after ten years with a blank Timer, Maka begins to lose hope.

Soul might have thought not going to jail was the easy part, but between perpetual unemployment, an overachieving superhero girlfriend, and the looming threat of Arachnophobia, life as an ex-villain is a lot harder than it's cracked up to be. SoMa Superhero AU written for Resbang 2014.

It was expected that the graduation of Spartoi was going to be an upheaval for Shibusen; what wasn't anticipated was the abrupt dissolution of Soul and Maka's partnership. With Maka residing at the Gallows and Soul refusing to talk about what happened, it seems nothing short of divine intervention will be able to forge a reconciliation.

The circus is in town and strange things are afoot, not the least of which is the sudden disappearance of Maka's father and horse. When she finds her stolen horse at the circus, her attempt to steal him back goes wrong and a strange red-eyed pianist catches her in the act. Something's very wrong, her father is still missing, and now she's trapped in a terrifying new world.

An angsty drabble in two parts. Something happened three months ago. Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts. May wound you deeply. Cracky SoMa, sort of.

The tracks are unforgiving, the people who ride them even more so. Rated M for future content, which may include sexuality and violence. Please avoid this if that offends you. Eventual SoMa.

Soul is a dirtbag burnout and no one is surprised, but they don't know why the nerd-girl valedictorian hangs around him. Regular high school AU. SoMa friendship and... things. Rated M for drug use, language, and THINGS to be safe. Ends on a lemony note. May possibly add some one-shots later, we'll see.

This is exactly what it sounds like. Spartoi spends an evening partying at the roller rink. Silliness ensues. A sprinkle of Soul/Maka.

He'd like to pass it off as sleepwalking, or just some crazy delusion brought on by sleep deprivation, but she has zero time for his shit and a picture of the future that's got her a little on edge. Push AU. Rated M for violence and mature themes.

Somewhere along the line, between the waking world and dreams, it's easy to lose yourself. But at least he finds a friend or two on the way. This is an AU heavily inspired by Fight Club, but altered very much. Rated M for future violence.

Dire Circus drabbles! Silly little bits and pieces from the Dire Circus universe, gathered here from my tumblr all in one place for convenient reading. More to be added as I write them over time. They vary and are a bit random, so if you read something that hasn't happened (i.e. Maka's got a memory) take it with a grain of salt, as far as chronological setting.

Maka's depressed and trying to hide it from Soul. Will he figure it out before Maka takes it too far?

Chelsea hates winter due to her horrible past, she also hates Mondays. If she had a list those two would be at the top followed by Vaughn...that is...until he saves her life. ChelseaxVaughn R&R please! T to be safe

Little horror/suspense drabble. If Maka went mad in a roundabout way...

Katniss has to now spend the rest of her life without her "little duck" and doesn't know how to cope. Luckily Peeta is there to help her along the way as a friend and a husband. They make tough decision and almost end it all. Prim also now guides her in her dreams to help with major decisions.

If you've ever wanted to be neck-deep in the thoughts of a second-guessing weapon who is struggling with both a crush on his meister and all the gross, spontaneous romcom urges that come with it, look no further. For the SoulxMaka NSFW Week 2014 'birthday' prompt. Rated for awkward, over-thinking sexual content.

Chelsea is not your typical type of girl. She's shy, awkward and close mouthed about her trouble. She grew up in a farm, and once she's graduated highschool she decided to have a farm of her own in the Sunshine Islands. Vaughn is the brooding, cold, and sarcastic animal trader. Both had a bitter past and at first they couldn't bear each other company. A story of love!

A strange girl with amnesia, meets a strange boy with silver hair. Strange events unfold, will fate be fair?

Soul wasn't expecting anything special on his birthday, but he would have at least liked not to spend it with Stein and a bunch of witches. Maka, as usual, has a fix for that. Contains minor spoilers for the end of the manga, grumpy and/or sentimental Soul, and an incredibly stupid title. Now with bonus second chapter for Maka's birthday!

In which Maka gets tailgated and Soul gets new nightmare material. Drabble, crackish.

Five birthdays Shepard remembers. And one she doesn't.

Soma Week 2014. A series of encounters between a certain Officer Evans and pre-law student Maka Albarn. Who also just so happens to the daughter of Captain Albarn...his boss.

In which a nice, relaxing ski trip goes terribly, terribly wrong. Basically ridiculous crack.

Maka, reigning Queen of Hades, has been ordered by Zeus to hit on the latest hottie in the mortal realm. A Hades and Persephone story. Also a story about fruit, peeping toms, immortox injections, and missing underwear. Rated for mature content and bad Greek myth puns. AU Soul/Maka, implied Zeus/everybody.

He never chose this life for himself. Who would? And he's sure the kid didn't either. Rated M for crude language and dark thoughts. Simply a look into Ragnarok's mind.

A very short TsuStar drabble. Tsubaki is blue, and Black*Star can fix that. Romantic if you squint especially hard, but mostly just friendshippy.

Love is in the air in Death City, but Jackie would really rather it wasn't, because being single and in love with your partner is bad enough without being smacked in the face with romance everywhere you go...

A story about how a farmer girl changes the life of a grumpy cowboy! Will he change for the better? Read and find out! Please review! Story is better than summary I hope Rated T to be safe!

He's a ceramicist and she's a painter, it's a little bit like a forbidden art school romance but mostly it's just a mutual frustration with kilns, clay, paint, freshman, and finals.

How Maka and Soul became partners in Law and Order: DCU's campus cop au. "Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place." —Robert Brault

In which Soul and Maka are lawyers on opposite sides of a divorce case, and a friendly wager is made.

Law and Order: DCU one shot. The truth of Soul's name and why he goes by his middle name. Takes place shortly after the events of Law and Order: DCU. Fluffy as a Build a Bear Factory

If you could rewrite yourself, what would you change? More compassion? Stronger? Smarter? In order to escape her dark and dreary home life, Chelsea heads to school to build on her farming knowledge. But when an unexpected storm swallows those plans, she settles for Sunshine Islands, unaware a new typhoon of problems is coming her way. *Rewrite in progress*

Tattoo AU. She watches as he runs his mechanical pen over her friend's skin, as he carves art into her back like an artist does on paper. But she has never come any further than the waiting room until now and he wonders what has changed.

A reluctant Soul opens his family's ski cabin to the members of Spartoi for a holiday getaway. Fun, games, and winter shenanigans ensue. Multiple pairings.

Spirit just can't handle the thought of his darling daughter having sex; luckily for Soul, Maka's not about to take her father's meddling without dealing out some revenge.

It's been nearly two decades since the Great Plague. Meant to kill Lord Death and cripple his followers, the virus created and unleashed by Medusa wiped out not only the Shinigami, but most of the world population as well. In a world where kishin run rampant and fear and madness reign, can the surviving children of Shibusen fight their way through the darkness?

Chelsea is a tomboy, who hates girly things. Her life gets changed when she meets the arrogant cowboy, Vaughn. He gets under her skin and annoys her all the time. How will a relationship bud between these two?

Bastion AU. When the Calamity strikes and the old world is destroyed, Maka is left with nothing. But she soon finds a lonely group of survivors: Stein, the mad doctor, Kid, the shell-shocked diplomat, and Soul, the quiet young man who can swing a hammer. Slowly, they build a new home together, until the true nature of the Calamity is revealed. Resbang 2013

Kim Diehl has amazing eyes, and Jackie has some decisions to make.

Red Riding Hood AU. Maka Albarn, a sorceress attempting to track down a serial killer in Victorian London, stumbles upon a wolf in the woods. Written for the Soul Eater Resonance Bang 2013.

When college student and campus security cop Maka Albarn's residence hall is terrorised by an amateur pornographer filming girls in the showers and posting the videos online she and her college drop out campus security partner Soul Evans must work together to catch the creep before the videos can go viral. M for language, violence and sexual references

In the aftermath of the battle with Blair, Maka reflects.

High school is hard enough without having to navigate feelings and friendships, but Maka is an A student, and she's got this. Well, she's pretty sure she's got this if Black*Star would stop trying to front and Operation Numb Nuts would work and if Kid and Liz and Pattie would-well. High school is hard. -HS AU Written for Grigorgi Wings Resbang Challenge Soul/Maka Tsubaki/BlackStar

Leaving Flowerbud village, Chelsea sets out to become a rancher. Fate bring her and a certain cowboy together, but will they both live out through theirs pasts and conflicts? The snowdrop flower only grows cold in Chelsea's heart in a never ending winter...

College is the place where you realize that the most interesting things you'll ever learn during class come from people, not textbooks.

When Maka gets badly injured in battle Soul must face his feelings. Soul and Maka love story. This is my first fanfiction story, yay!

Shepard is distracted. So is Garrus. Awkwardness ensues.

She never thought that he could find beauty in anything other than his ideal perfection, but as he's known to do, he proves her wrong. Rated T for mild language.

After being captured by remnants of the Atlas Corporation who have tracked their former assassin Zero to Pandora, Maya is forced into an all-too-real virtual reality that she may not survive. Featuring Cyborg!Zero.. because you know you want it. Zero/Maya.

Chelsea has always been troubled. She has lost faith in nearly everything, and is just trying to get by. Vaughn has always been a bit of a loner, and believes he's the only one that understands the world. Chelsea moves to Sunshine Island to help her twin brother Mark on the farm when she meets Vaughn. They say opposites attract, but what about people that are exactly the same?

Chelsea moves to Sunshine Islands to get away from... pretty much everything about the city. She moves in with one of her closest friends, Julia. Everything will go great! ... right? Bad summary, hopefully good story! Rated T to be safe.

Kami Albarn had never had a choice. Forced to attend the DWMA, forced to partner with Spirit Albarn, all she really wanted was to go home. Even falling in love was less a choice than a compulsion. When she does finally choose for herself, will it lead to happiness or more pain? Sometimes, freedom comes too little, too late. One Shot.

The story of a cynical cowboy, and an optimistic ex-show girl. With all odds against them, through lies, heartaches, and villains; they unexpectedly create a love more powerful than they could ever imagine. **** Story & Epilogue completed. If you're looking for a realistic VaughnxChelsea story with hardships and no mercy- this is the fan fiction for you.

"How did they get here, with her hovering over his shuddering body, him with his arms tied together above his head to the bed frame?" Rated M for sexual content and mild bondage.

Chelsea gets more than she bargained for come her sixteenth Birthday. Her brother passes his farm down to her as her birthday present; little did she know she would thank her brother for the rest of her life afterwards. Also Vaughn learns the old saying his mother used to say to his father "Every Cowboy needs a Cowgirl." Isn't as ridiculous as he thinks.

Chelsea is afraid... of almost everything. She moves to Sunny Island in hope that some of these fears may disappear. But her many phobias only intensify. She has also attracted the unwanted attention of every single boy on the island. She just need a friend. Someone to help her forget her past and fears. She doesn't want to be scared...

just a little something i wrote quite a while ago. i actually posted this on deviantart, but decided to have a go at

Wherein Soul is doing laundry and is distracted by the fact that just as much as he is a growing boy, his partner is a growing girl. T for themes and language.

-AU; COMPLETE- For the first time in my life, me being a princess hadn't evoked the 'kiss-ass' persona in somebody. (Vaughn/Chelsea)

We've all had our dreams shattered, if not our lives. Some of us try to pretend it never happened by being happy; others toughen up and lock others out as a defense mechanism. But is it really that easy to keep away some things? And is healing really as difficult as we think it is?

She should be used to these things by now, but she isn't. She doesn't know what she would to if he wasn't here with her. She hopes to never have to find out. They find their strength in each other's embrace. Warning: Character death, angst, sexually explicit content.

Their admiration of each other runs deeper than it seems. Rated M for sexual content.

He made a promise though. In exchange for his life he will perform his job, his programmed purpose to greater than the best of his abilities. Whoever purchases him will have his loyalty for life. He will be theirs to do with what they please. This is his duty. His choice. Soul's choice. Android Au/SoulxMaka

Chelsea always wanted a farm of her own, and when she got caught on a sinking boat she finally got it. She meets vaughn, and she tries hard to befriends him. Its a short story about their journey to becoming a couple.

Chelsea 'Jane' can't take her older brother's control over her whole entire life. Desiding to take a short "vacation", she sets out. Then the storm happens causing her to stop at a small none descrete island. Taking refuge at the inn, a flyer advertised a position of becoming the new island's rancher. this may be her way out of her brother's grasp.

As she deals with the husband, she tries not to over-analyze how her partner has no issue going after the children first, how his attention snaps to their quicker movements, how, overnight, he has become eerily efficient at avoiding their fangs. ZombieAU. SoulxMaka

After Chelsea's horrific death, she is brought back into the world as a ghost. But why? Why was she brought back? And why is she bound to this man with the silver hair? Only the moon knows.

He can fix this, he knows he can. Can he hold on long enough to do so? Spoilers for chapter 110 of the manga. SoMa fluff drabble. Rated T for mild gore and language.

Chelsea was fed up. She had lived at the Hoboken Orphanage her whole life and she needed leave. The first time didn't work so 5 years later she tried again. When she finally makes it out of the city a storm blocks her way. She landed on Sunny Island and became the town's farmer.She gets some help from a certain cowboy. But he looks a little too familiar for comfort.

In which Maka is pissed and Soul has to drop the cool bullshit to make up for it. Rated T for language. Soma fluffy drabble fic.

Soul is a fan of gross euphemisms that make his meister squirm. Maka is not amused. Fair warning, this contains sexual content. SoMa smut drabble. If you are uncomfortable with that, please do not read this.

Maka needs a helping hand getting to the finish line. Soul is happy to lend his own. SoMa smut oneshot, written for day seven of soma nsfw week. The prompt was Finish. This contains sexually explicit material. If you do not like that kind of thing, do not proceed.

They underestimated the enemy this time around. Comfort sex. SoMa smut oneshot. Contents are sexually explicit, proceed with caution.

Maka Albarn is incredibly skilled with her hands. Soul knows from experience. Drabble SoMa smut fic. This is full of sexually explicit content. You've been warned.

Absolute pwp. This contains sexually explicit content. If that makes you uncomfortable, then this is not the story for you. Drabble SoMa smut fic.

She can't sleep. He knows how to help her. Rated M due to sexually explicit content. do not read if you are not comfortable with that. This was written for day three of soma nsfw week, the prompt was Piano.

My entry for the Legs prompt from soma nsfw week. Soul has always had a subtle appreciation for Maka's legs. This contains sexually explicit content, please do not read this if that kind of thing offends you. Otherwise, please enjoy.

Soul didn't know that his meister could move so well. She proves him wrong and then some. Rated for explicit sexual content. If this offends you, please do not read it.

Marshall Lee fakes an injury, which results in a surprising result from Fionna! Takes place at the end of Bad Little Boy. Rated M for lemons! More to come!

"Everybody likes my games soldier." She smirked and downed her shot after him, pink tongue coming to trace her lips once again. "Don't be a wet blanket." 1920s AU. Written for Soma NSFW week Prompt: Tie. Rated M for smut.

Chelsea has always hated the city so a week after her 18th birthday she packs her bags and heads out to Sprout island to live with her friend Julia. Will she find unexpected love or will everything cave in? Lies, affairs, love, a cowboy and a fisherman.

His wavelength strokes against hers like (she's sure) his fingers will through her hair once they are home. The nuances of his soul are a part of hers now, a second nature and instinct. She underestimated that book. Post salvage arc soulxmaka hurt/comfort r&r. T for themes

The sequel to The Sun and Rain. Chelsea and Vaughn have returned to Sunshine Island, with Chelsea in her new body. She has been given the task of making sure the weather is in perfect condition. But, when the Harvest Goddess gets ill, Chelsea finds out someone else is after her powers. Will she be able to keep them safe? ***ON HIATUS!***

"Directly, or indirectly, everyone in Death City was connected to the circuit. It was how someone supported their habit, how a single mother fed her kids, or how an over privileged college kid found her kicks." The circuits are the only way to stay afloat, and if that means selling their soul to the Demon in control, they'll do it. Crime Family AU. Soul/Maka. Rating inside.

" His bloody irises flash when they met hers, and the all canine grin that follows tells her that he knew exactly what his attire is doing. He did this on purpose." Sequel to Headband, and more shameless, shameless Smut. An 'I'm sorry' present for Odat!

"Soul slumped down then, against the wall of the apartment across the hall. He dropped his head into his hands, and let out a shuddering breath, one that tasted like mud, sand and Maka, before gripping his hands in his hair, and letting the pain he'd spent the half hour ride home ignoring flood his senses again. " Sequel to Gone. Angsty Fluff!

"He already knew he'd wait though. He'd known that last night as she kissed him, because Soul was Soul, and he'd never be able to deny Maka Albarn anything." Rated for Smut.

In which Soul "coolly" drops the L-word, Maka discovers jazz, and Black*Star drops some truth about Four Loko and Oprah. [SoMa]

"He can't take much more of this creature. He can't take the constant berating, can't take how easily the Demon cuts through years of self-esteem recovery. He really can't take how the Demon's voice and his voice are starting to sound similar."

They come to her in quiet moments and before she falls asleep. They rear fiercely when he makes a flippant remark and when Blair makes blood burst from his nose. Though most of all they come after a near failed missions and lockers full of scented notes.

"His hand woke up from where it was enveloped in static, and he brought it up to her face. His fingers barely made contact with her skin before he pulled them away. She was so cold. But the color that painted the snow beside her was so warm." Few Weapons dared outlive their Meister. Violent inside, depressing too. SoMa Week Prompt: Blood.

"That's what made them Shibusen's dream team. They would always be able to fix it. "

"I [messed] up Maka." He whispered down at her, eyes betraying that he genuinely believed that he did let her down. "Let me make it up to you." Soul gets back from his mission to find his Meister in less than perfect condition. This is smut. Shameless, shameless smut.

" A voice seemed to echo through the room, but no one else reacted to it. Maka looked back over at little Soul, and froze. Sitting next to him, was what looked like an even older version of the Soul she knew. His subconscious bristled at that, and Maka tried to be apologetic, but she couldn't help it. He looked just like his brother." In which, Soul finally opens his mind to Maka.

"Maka's face had gone nearly the same color as his eyes, and for a second, he was worried he might have broken her"

"Soul, for the most part, looked dazed. His bloody irises were hazy, and the medication was obviously dominating his mind at the moment. So when he reached up and grabbed her hand, lacing her fingers with his, Maka froze, and stared down at her weapon. He only gave her a lazy smile and shook his head. "Maka, you're my partner. It was worth every second." They were always worth it.

Chelsea has always been afraid to talk to the mysterious cowboy, Vaughn. Can she muster up enough courage to begin talking to him, and maybe even start a relationship? Or will things get in the way of her happiness? Please read and review!

Chelsea is a very happy girl, but has had a sad and lonely childhood. Vaughn is a cold, antisocial cowboy who seems to have had the same kind of past. Will these two different people with similar pasts create a friendship, or will they find more together?

BALLET AU. He wants to capture her music and put it in a box all for himself.

Soul was the kind of guy that you think was well … cool. Maka on the other hand was a bookworm, but she was smart, stubborn and kind. Lots of lemon! BTW I do not own Soul Eater, but of course you knew that right! Soul X Maka and A little bit of Kid X Maka and add Drama. And what do you get... a whole lot of Crazy! Please Review! REVIEW!

There are some legends that are so true the hero himself still lives. After buying a strange man from the North to save his life, Maka begins to unravel certain mysteries surrounding the legend of Dusha Yedok. Fantasy Medieval AU. SoMa. M for future content.

Theirs was love forged in iron and fire, tremulous at best, frayed at the seams, and falling apart where the grains of time had rubbed it raw. An accident knocks their little dysfunctional world off its only known axis, and they learn to fall in love all over again—the hard way, of course.

Chelsea doesn't think she's perfect. In fact she KNOWS she isn't perfect. But a few nice words could change her point of view forever.

Ghost Rider AU. She could have it back, her old life. Her human life. But over the course of twenty nine years, she had come to realize that this new life had so much more to offer her than her old one ever did.

Chelsea and Vaughn have been best friends since middle school, but when Chelsea has to move, they keep in contact for awhile before it completely stops. When Chelsea starts a farm on Island of Happiness, Vaughn ends up being the animal dealer there. They continue their friendship and it progresses into love. Bad summary but I hope you enjoy! Please R&R!

Maka has this little green and faded red matchbox and Soul just might fit into it, but not really.

Nice things make him angry and her wary. In his life nice things are false, for personal betterment rather than aiding others. In her life nice things are lies hiding terrible truths that make it hurt all the more. They aren't a pair for nice things. So his teasing words have never been a problem and her violence with books has never been a deal breaker. Soul and Maka make it work

She promises to make him a death scythe even better than her father/He promises to protect her with his life/Even if she's a nagging little tiny tits/With a chop to rival Shinigami's/They are partners. SoulxMaka freeverse drabble. T for themes.

He left her, and she loved him so damn much. A quick one-shot on the pain of that first, awful breakup.

Maka and Soul were fine until Soul's brother Wes came to visit... that was when hell broke loose. Soul is now angry and doesn't know how he feels. Wes is hitting on Maka. And Maka... well she's as confused as ever.

AU. In which Maka loses her vision after a brutal car accident and Soul Evans takes it upon himself to care for her.

A little extra epilogue for A Soul Eater in a Pine Tree. Lemony. Probably won't make sense if you haven't read the aforementioned. SoulMaka, SoulLife

Xmas fic. AU. Maka 'Grinch' Albarn receives a tree as an early Christmas gift, and everything takes a turn for the weird. Rated for suggestive content. SoMa, TsuStar, SteinScience, and others. Updates every week.

They were cold and they had already had this conversation a hundred times over, until they hadn't. SoMa

They are partners. They are soul mates. They are Soul and Maka. Drabble/free verse SoMa.

When their usual show ends and the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show starts there's a moment of tense silence as Soul and Maka not so subtly gauge the others reaction... (awkward flirty SoMa, one shot)

Soul's got a wire-rimmed secret he's been keeping. Maka's going to find out what it is even if it turns her into a neurotic mess. Eventual smut and guaranteed stupidity!

Western AU. She claimed to be an accountant far from home, looking for her missing father, but her skill in a knife fight made Soul less than inclined to believe that. "And what is it you account FOR, Miss Albarn?" Soul asked. Maka gave him a thin smirk. "Bodies," she said, and Soul decided that letting her hire him as a bodyguard was probably going to get him killed.

OFFICE AU. Soul bought her this stapler. He said it reminded him of her, that prick.

They had not signed up for this. If they had known that her mother and his father wanted to get married, Soul and Maka wouldn't have kept their own relationship a secret. Now they were stuck in the same house, their parents having no clue about them. As step-siblings. Just Great.

Shepard's in lock-up, the Reapers are coming, and Garrus isn't going to sit idly by while the galaxy is lost. Garnering turian support means returning to Palaven, but returning to Palaven will involve answering questions—and facing stark realities—he's been avoiding for years. Written for the 2012 Mass Effect Big Bang.

Smutty SoMa AU one-shot. Hooker!Maka. Warning: bite!kink

He'd been gone for a while and I was forgetting his eyes. Soul and Maka.

Denny is an upbeat fisherman who pulls through in tough times. Vaughn is a reclusive cowboy who has more in common with her than either of them would have thought. When the time comes, how will Chelsea choose between them? R&R

A collection of various ficlets for Soul Eater, from the very short to the not quite as short. Some will be M, others K , exploring relationships and friendships and whatever strikes my personal fancy. Primarily but not exclusively Soul/Maka. UPDATED with Maka dancing and Soul maybe staring a bit.

Chelsea and Vaughn hardly ever get on properly but then Chelsea quickly soon realises how she feels but does Vaughn feel the same way, or is it just going to end in heartbreak. SabrinaxVaughnxChelsea. Rated T to be safe.

Chelsea is weird. She doesn't socialize and has weird powers even she doesn't know about. She sees the world in a completely different way then Vaughn, the animal dealer. But, a friendship forms and they see that, maybe, they're not so different. But, their friendship isn't that easy. With love, war and magic thrown in, a simple mistake could change their lives. Forever.

MERMAID AU. Falling hard for the mermaid he was supposed to hunt was not part of the plan but, then again, he was never one for plans anyway.

Maka has a fantasy and Soul knows just how to help her out with that. Shameless PWP smutiness. Maka/Soul/Oni!Soul. Nice and consensual

Jesus cheated on his husband, Satan, with Nicolas Cage and is now in labour, about to give birth. Includes: MPREG, Slight Gore, M/M, crocs and Miranda Cosgrove. You have been pre-warned.

Chelsea has a past that leaves her with a permanent injury. When she moves to the Island of Happiness with her adoptive family she meets Vaughn, the stoic, anti-social cowboy on the island. He usually avoids trying to make friends let alone talk to anyone, so why does he treat her so differently? Does he pity her like the others or is she finally getting him to open up?

Sequel of sorts/M Rated thing to 'Oh crap, I'm pregnant.' Jesus has agreed to sleep with Nicholas Cage, but will his husband Satan catch him in the act? Features M/M SMUT, SCENES THAT WILL MAKE MALE READERS CRINGE AND JUST WHY THE HELL DID I DO THIS!

They dance in the black room, altered, changed, and changing still. Prompt fill/birthday present for Zombei; Soul/Maka, smut, and genderbending. No particular timeline being adhered to, other than the vague implication of the Book of Eibon.

Chelsea has left home to escape horrible parents and an abusive boyfriend. Vaughn is a cowboy who stays away from most but shows unnatural pity for her. But, when Chelsea's past comes back to haunt her, will Vaughn take the necessary steps to save her?

Just another love story staring Soul and Maka. More info inside!

It's strange not having Soul around, but they talk to each other every night. Soul/Maka, shameless phonesex PWP written for Zoms.

Chelsea and Vaughn's relationship brought to life through the use of the alphabet and country songs! Much better than summary sounds.

Mark and Chelsea have been going out for a season. But what happens when Vaughn gets drunk and tells Chelsea his feelings for her? VaughnxChelseaxMark. Rated T just to be safe. One-shot.

She still can't get his scar out of her head. One shot. Written for the Souleaterpromptarchive on Tumblr, #26: Gen, Soul/Maka Months later, a confrontation over Soul's Scar

WEREWOLF AU. Because, really, she didn't need to know that he was all ready to join the elder wolves and he already had a female all picked out and it certainly wasn't her because, like he said, who'd wanna' spend the rest of forever with a violent, pedantic, flat chest like her?

Fighting against the kishin when you're already injured is not a good idea. Neither is it a good idea to confess your undying love for your meister when you think you are about to die. There is always the tiny chance that you are going to make it out alive and have to deal with the aftermath...and have broken ribs to boot.

Soul tries to make it on Maka's radar. Maka tries to figure out if he's flirting, or what. Belated birthday fic for Redemtion13. Soul/Maka

He is still, but in the dark, she finds him.

It's a battle between two lovers on the most primal level. It seems that it's obvious who's going to win... but the pint-sized blonde has other ideas. Stein/Marie lemon.

Her mother stands across from her, infallible and pitying. One shot. Angst.

A little broken, a little bloody, they're partners still. Set after the Salvage Chapters of the manga. SMUT ALERT Prompt fill for #48-Soul/Maka Comfort Sex over at Souleaterpromptarchive Tumblr.

In which Maka is a university student trying her hand at art but can't get over all the nudity and high school friend Soul Evans is trying to help. AU!

Emerging from the wreckage of the Chapter of Sloth and a quiet moment between weapon and meister. Also a piggyback ride. Spoilers through the Salvage arc of the manga.

AU. "Can we not like each other together?" / / In which Soul is an over-protective prick and Maka works as a skate girl at a fast-food restaurant.

AU. Because despite all the women who offered themselves to him, he kept HER company that entire break.

She can't help it, she's enthralled with those teeth. Soul/Maka, oral fixation, shameless PWP smut. Special thanks to Marsh of Sleep for the use of "shark-bear"

Vaughn absolutly hated his life. He never considered things would get any better... untill he met Chelsea. This story follows the tragic tale of the two, and the struggles Vaughn must go through to find his dream; having a family.

AU. He's the boy who talks to imaginary people. She's the girl with a sleep disorder. They're unlikely friends but they make it work.

Vaughn could swear the chestnut haired rancher is the same girl he met as a child, but while he hasn't stopped thinking about her, she doesn't seem to remember him at all! And it appears she has some secrets of her own...

Who would've taken Chelsea as someone to hide things? Vaughn certainly didn't. T for possible language and graphic, descriptive language.

Marshall Lee doesn't like waiting.

Maka is a practical girl at heart, especially when it comes to dealing with stress. Maka/Soul, open timeline, and not strictly canon. PWP

This takes over from the anime episode 8, when Kyoya attempts to teach Haruhi a lesson. HaruhixKyoya. note: I don't own OHSHC. FINALLY UPDATED AGAIN. SUPER SHORT CHAPTER. MORE TO COME, HOPEFULLY

Vaughn finally married his true love; Chelsea. Little does he know that winning her heart isn't even half the battle. Life still has a whole lot more to offer; and the drama and surprises that are yet to be revealed will be twice as shocking.

They don't really do Christmas very well. Soul/Maka Shameless Christmas cheese.

Vaughn arrives on Sunshine Island to find a girl passed out in a rising storm. As they finally start talking romance flares between them and Chelsea is breaking through his walls. Reviews apreciated!

Follow Vaughn's hat as it tells the story of how Vaughn meets Chelsea and how their romance blossoms. Drabbles.

Slight AU. "Whats the story behind your eyes?" / / "Got new ones that can see in the dark. And through stuff. And let me tell you, I am not impressed by the color of your panties." - Officer Maka Albarn has got her hands full with this one.

Vaughn and Chelsea's budding romance from the ground up, heartbreaks and shipping pairs that will shock you till the end. Every six or more comments will motivate me to post more chapters faster so review plz and enjoy the fanfic!

Enchanted by the wicked magic of a warlock, Soul Eater lives up to his name and becomes Maka's worst nightmare. She has exactly eleven hours to regain her partners sanity before his lust for her soul becomes irreversible.

Just when he thinks that he's got her down... Perhaps a little OOC; attempted to stick with proper timing of events, but with liberties

Chelsea is forced to move to Sunshine Islands and farm because of a little "incident" in her past. But, her life turns upside down when she meets an old friend, who doesn't exactly remember her- and hates her guts. Will she revive his memory, or give up?

Doing things in the right order is for chumps.

Tsubaki gets a nickname. Drabble-y. TsuStar. Extra cheese.

Chelsea leaves her old life to escape the constant comparison to her older brother. On the way to her new life, her ship sinks and she finds herself at a loss. But, on a deserted island, she finds acceptance, happiness, and ever lasting love. R&R!

Chelsea never got over her ex-boyfriend. When he marries the preppy pop-star, what happens when his best friend comes into Chelsea's life by carrying her home? From this point on, Chelsea's world will turn upside down. Chelsea x Vaughn

Just a Soul Eater story. Main characters in it will be Maka and Soul. Based on the Anime series, not the Manga.

"Soul, how good are you at faking it?" – Maka realizes men are better at disguising their motives than she originally thought after she's sexually assaulted on a date.

Seqeul to "Walking in the Devastated Area". Vaughn and Chelsea return to the island, only to find it abandoned because of a storm. They now have to find the missing residents and the one person who can turn it all around. Plus, this was no ordinary storm.

An overused premise. Soul tries to keep his cool but Maka makes things really difficult. M for language and combustible lemons. SoMa. Implied TsuStar.

Always. She had taken to using that word now, always. It was that one word that befuddled him the majority of the time. He simply couldn't wrap his mind around the forever she was promising him. And, apparently, neither could she.

Chelsea moves to Sunshine Islands to escape her troubled past. However, when she meets Vaughn, does she discover that these two opposites might have something in common? And what happens when Chelsea's past comes to haunt her? R&R. Chelsea x Vaughn. :D

She didn't know how to use it and he wasn't against teaching her.

Chelsea goes to Sunshine Islands to escape her haunted past and start a new life. There she meets Vaughn, a cold rude cowboy. On the outside these two could not be more different, but it's what's inside that counts. Rated M for violence. R&R!

Sequel to "Ruins". Chelsea and Vaughn think they have finally outrun thier bad luck, but they were wrong. They now have to risk their lives to save them, run from friends, the lives they used to lead, and nightmares that are coming true.

When Soul is kidnapped, an underground movement of humans is revealed, and they're after the weapons of Shibusen. Humanity rises up and the teams have to choose whether to stick to their oaths or fight those they swore to protect. SxM BlxTsu *Slight AU*

AU. Maka's just trying to get by, but everything keeps pointing her in the same freakin' direction: Towards a weird-looking OLD GUY! Valentine's Day fic, sort of. SoMa, two-parter, Crack. Rated for language, mostly.

AU! "So live for me. Live for me, Soul. Stay alive for me, fix yourself for me." - Soul Evans had nothing until he met a curious girl in the hospital.

Chelsea has always been a bit of a tomboy, and now that she's finally wriggled her way into the tight knit group formed by the young men in town, she couldn't be any happier. But could a game between a cowboy change all that?

When Chelsea tells Vaughn about how they're pasts have actually impacted each other's lives, Chelsea is convinced that Vaughn will want her out of his life forever. But will a few events help her think otherwise? Chelsea x Vaughn one-shot :D R&R please.

All Vaughn wanted was a cup of milk for Mirabelle. But what else will Chelsea give him? Chelsea x Vaughn one-shot. :

No one ever left the Empress's company the same way, and perhaps that was why he sought her. AU. Prize fic for the Kakasaku Tarot Art contest.

Chelsea was always a sweet, happy-go-lucky person. Vaugh was cold, cruel, and just plain rude. They meet, and their wholes worlds come crumbling down.

A sharp tongued, short tempered rancher meets a cold, merciless cowboy. With the help of Sabrina, Julia, and a few tragic events of the past, will true love occur? Rated T for language and violence. Revised to chap. 13, and mini ep. will be coming soon

Being willing to die for someone and feeling at home with them were certain signs of love, wasn't it? Was it a question of whether he loved Maka, or a question of if he loved himself? After a meeting with Stein, Soul begins to look for the answers.

Slight AU Mangaverse. Maka never would have guessed blackmail would have lead her here. On this dance platform, she'd take on a new personality and try a new thing if it meant understanding music -and Soul- just a little better. DDR and Soul Eater, SoMa

Chelsea left the Sunshine Island after being loved and betrayed. After two years, her past catches up with her... and drags her back. But is everything really as it seems? Rated T just in case. ChelseaXVaughn.

Chelsea is dealing with the pressure of Denny and Elliot making her choose one of them. But the truth- Chelsea likes neither! In the end, will she end up falling for someone else entirely? R&R. chelseaxvaughn :D

Chelsea lives in fear that her early life will repeat itself and her father would come back to haunt her. Vaughn wishes he could forget his past completely. Then they meet! Read and review. Rated T. I don't own Harvest Moon or its characters.

Vaughn wants nothing more than to forget his past, and guard his broken heart. But when his past comes back to haunt him and he begins to fall in love again, will he be able to survive all the drama, complications and disasters that occur?

"She doesn't want to analyze if she's trained him to be hard as long as he's underneath her, or if he actually finds her attractive." SoMa, femdom!Maka, depressing fluff, smut, crack, etc. For ChaosViper, 'cause it was her birthday yesterday.

Someone has taken an uncanny interest in the history of Colonel Roy Mustang. Arrogant, vain and often times unbearable as he is - his loyal crew struggle to protect him from an unknown threat. *Royai

What if the reason Chelsea went aboard that ship that fateful day was because she was running from something? A story between Chelsea and Vaughn as she struggles to make a hard decision, along with the other villagers and three new characters.

From the very beginning, Chelsea and Vaughn never liked each other. But as time goes on, Chelsea begins to realize that there may be more to this anti-social cowboy than she originally assumed. The presence of a dark-haired girl haunts him, but why?

I never knew I would fall for someone who wasn't close to what my expectations were. We often bickered, we often fought over the littlest of things. I never found myself sinking so low into falling for a poor farmer out of all people. VaughnChelsea.

Okay, so suggesting to his wife that she was menopausal was, admittedly, not one of Stein's most brilliant moments. SteinMarie smidgen of SoulMaka

Chelsea is the new rancher on Sunny Island,and becomes a close friend to none other than the antisocial Vaughn. But, with Julia's interference, will their friendship become something more? My first fanfic!T for possible language in later chapters.

Maka is alone at the house when she can't sleep and decided to sleep in Soul's room. What happens when she thinks Souls going to get home late so she 'teases' herself and he shows up abit too early? I guess we'll have to find out. SoulxMaka Collections.

Soul x Maka After living and working with Maka for so long, Soul begins to notice something different.

Chelsea knew there would be obstacles to overcome as a rancher. But there are a few issues concerning the island's animal dealer she hadn't anticipated.

Due to an accident, Vaughn and Chelsea aren't speaking. What can a pregnant mare do for their threatened friendship? Is it possible to mend something that was torn apart this badly? VXC

Vaughn and Chelsea are happily married and expecting their first child. But when Vaughn's past comes back to haunt them, he has to make a life changing decision that completely turns their peaceful life around. Will he be able to get his old life back?

I'm like a firecracker, my daddy used to tell me. And though I haven't been around long, I sure know how to mess with people. And yes, that includes you Mr. Anti-social Cowboy! VaughnXChelsea Rated: T

When Chelsea arrives to Sunshine Islands by some miracle, having been shipwrecked and tossed into the empty Pacific, she decides to repay the Islands by taking up the task of saving them and all their inhabitants. Chelsea X Vaughn, and other couples.

KakaSaku. One-shot. For a man who claimed to hate hospitals so much, Kakashi sure did spend a lot of time in them. And Sakura was finally beginning to understand just why...

Vaughn's the new animal dealer. He's also a man of few words. Chelsea's Sunny Island's farmer. She always has words to share. So what happens when these two cross paths?

KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.

Vaughn POV. Vaughn comes to the island because of his boss's orders. He meets Chelsea and hates to admit that he likes her. Should be short chapters and has mild language. R&R COMPLETE!

Chelsea has always had a past to hide but then she meets Vaughn, it all unravels inside her. Chelsea and Vaughn aren't all that different from eachother. rated t to be safe.

Stein/Marie. Stein isn't looking for "never."

Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.