![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken/転生したらスライムだった件. Words to live by: - Strange is bad, weird is good and odd is you don't know what to call anyone, weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon! - They say war is a horrible prospect that should be abolished. Back when there were frequent wars, it was considered standard parenting to hit your kids when they acted out, or commonly expected that you fight off a bully with your own hands rather than complain until they make bullying punishable by law. War in itself certainly isn't good, but something needs to happen every once in a while to keep people from turning into overly sympathetic pansies. - "You wanna make cringing milk sops who whine about being victims while they are going to Ivy league institutions. Jesus it's pathetic." - Dr Peter 2017 Some Discriminating Purchases "I swear, it was all for a book!" "Then where's the book?" "I... Um... Uh, writer's block?" *handcuffs* Hilarious Line from a SW/Naruto cross Revan shot her husband a look. "You and rescuing the princess." Naruto shrugged. "Carry over from my days as a Genin with dreams of adventure and excitement." "A Jedi craves not those things." Obi-wan said. Naruto looked at his friend and put an arm around his shoulders. "Benny, Benny, Ben…you have much to learn my young friend. Some rules are meant to broken." Revan snorted from the pilots seat as Qui-Gon joined her. "You don't break rules dear." She said bringing the systems online. "Thank you…." "You obliterate them and piss on their smoldering embers." Hilarious Line from another SW/Naruto cross "From Darkness" As he touched the Force, he was relieved by its easy touch. Then, to his shock, the Force showed him not one, but two distinct paths. Both were 'good', but then both weren't what he wanted either. The first option was to let the rancor loose, to let it barrel its way through with the other rancor until they found something they could use to their advantage. Whether that was a ship, a skiff, or something else, he didn't know. The second option was to let Naruto loose. Somehow, he felt like the Force was laughing at him in some way Naruto Fandom Guidelines: #1) Crazy is half the fun. |