A/N: Here I am, again. I am not dead or anything...although maybe I am and this is some kind of ghost or zombie typing these things. Just joking of course.

I have not updated anything in forever which I am quite a bit sorry about as I'm plagued by problems in my life that have cut a lot of my motivation,ability and inspiration of continuing my other two stories short.

I still however am plagued by the occasional ravenous plot bunny and decided to write them out. Maybe I'll even continue this if the resonance for any such story seems to be particularily good. Or maybe I'll let someone adopt this story who knows.

Anyway...this first story is a NarutoxHighschool DxD Crossover dealing with Naruto being his transmigrated self in this world. In the same sense that he used to be Asura's transmigrant in his old world.

Reincarnation, the concept or believe that the soul or spirit of a living being will be born into a new vessel after its death.

It exists in many cultures and believe systems and comes in a multitude of ways. Some believe the form one gets reincarnated into depends on their deeds in life. A person that commited various misdeeds and blackened their soul would get reincarnated as a less human form like an animal. Others believe that the same behaviour can influence your luck in a future life like a kind of debt in one way or the other.

Others believe everyone gets reincarnated in the same form as their previous life, a human always as a human.

Some think the experiences of previous lifes get wiped and the soul gets a completely fresh start and others believe that the memories of a previous life were merely locked away and could be acessed provided the time was right.

Some assumed the personality was always similar or that power could be bequeathed in such a way.

It was impossible hard to confirm or prove that such a pehnomenon did indeed exist but it did exist and this is the story of one such reincarnated person.

Uzumaki Naruto was a fairly average seventeen year old boy...well not quite. Despite both of his parents being japanese he looked more like someone from scandinavia or america. His hair was a golden blond that was fairly unique and attention grabbing color. More than once he had to listen to people insulting his hair, saying how he must have dyed it like some kind of punk or delinquent. In his youth his hair was spiky and unruly reinforcing the image of him having tampered with is hair using hair products even more. Thus he had ended up growing it out until it fell to his shoulders. Usually however he tied his hair in a ponytail, while two bangs fell down to both sides of his face. His hair still had somewhat of an unruly and spiky look to it but it was far more managable than when he had short hair.

The three scars,which resembled whiskers, on both sides of his face reinforced that believe of him being a delinquent. Rumors spread that he must have gotten them in some kind of fight or they were part of some secret Yakuza training he went through.

Him skipping class or getting fights did nohing to dispell that image of him, in fact it only reinforced it in the minds everyone.

Of course, in Naruto's mind at least, it wasn't his fault. Classes failed to capture his interest and even with him skipping class he maintained the ability to maintain a passing grade with being slightly above the average, so it wasn't that he was stupid or didn't understand the material, they simply failed to grab his attention. All the subjects utterly failed in that regard. As for the fights...well all the real punks,thugs and scum of the earth believed that he was some kind of upstart kid that had to be taught a lesson, in other words he should be beaten up before getting all his valuables taken. Only all the guys that thought him to be easy picking were sorely disappointed when he beat them so thoroughly that they landed in the hospital so they learned never to mess with him. In fact he had always been a bit stronger, a bit faster, a bit more agile when it mattered. When it came down to physical things he truly excelled in that regard.

Which only served to spark rumors that he was some kind of Yakuza trained hitman who violently lashed out at anybody that annoyed him or would assassinate anyone for the right price.

These factors kind of catapulted him close to the bottom of the social pecking order, the only ones that dared to associate with him were the pervert trio, Matsuda,Motohama and Hyoudou Issei, who were probably the only ones that were stigmatized even worse than him.

Matsuda was a former sports star and jock with a buzzcut that was a self-proclaimed lolicon. He was otherwise known as 'Sexual Harassment Papparazzi' or 'Perverted Baldy'.

Motohama was a glasses wearing pervert with the ability to measure a girls three sizes with a simple look earning him the monikers of 'Perverted Glasses' and 'Three Sizes Scouter'.

And lastly Issei. He was an otherwise unremarkable brown haired boy if not for his obsession for breasts that surpassed anything Naruto had ever and probably would ever see making him known as the 'Oppai Baka' or breast idiot, as his brain seemed to shut down and he lost all reason when he saw an exposed pair.

Also he would often garner looks of outright fury and scorn by the female population for voicing his outrageous claim of being a future 'Harem King'. Although Matsuda's claim that he would rape all the females in his head was probably even more outrageous and stupid than the Harem King thing and of course it was infinitely more creepy. The guy hadn't been able to walk around for a month without fearing to be on the receiving end of female fury.

While in Issei's case it was an understandable dream many males of his age would share but leave unvoiced it seemed also quite far fetched that he or anybody for that matter would or could achieve this dream. Beyond that Issei was actually a very loyal friend who stuck to those he considered close to him. Some of that was probably because he had known Issei since his middleschool days and bailed him out of situations that his, even back then, huge obsession with girls breasts had gotten him into.

Naruto turned under his blanket and cracked one eye open, taking a glance at the red glowing digital display of his alarm clock. He sighed as he realized that soon the dastardly thing would fulfill its purpose and try to wake him with its infernal beeping.

He opened his eyes and rested his head on his hands as he stared at his ceiling.

Sometimes Naruto wondered if there, maybe, was more to the world. It seemed so bland and restrictive. Go to school, study hard, get a degree, get a job. These weren't things that held a great appeal to Naruto. He craved adventure and excitement things that weren't all too abundant in this world. At times he felt the only times he felt alive was when he beat up those punks. Fighting, danger those things got his blood pumping but that wasn't a normal occurence. He really felt out of place at times.

Sometimes Naruto felt like there was a hidden side of the world that he did not know about or had yet to explore.

'Probably nothing more than wishful thinking' the blond teen thought to himself and, without looking at it, hit the alarm clock, turning it off the moment it started beeping. He tore himself out of his bed a yawn escaping his lips. He took his pyjamas off and threw them on a pile of his dirty clothes to be washed. Picking a pair of fresh underwear he threw it next to his school uniform, a black blazer with white accents over a white button down shirt with vertical linings, a black ribbon(which he never wore), matching black pants and brown dress shoes. This was the uniform of his school, Kuoh Gakuen.

Naruto took a shower as he heard his mother start preparing breakfast.

Were things always going to stay this way? Day in and day out? Waking up, showering, breakfast, going to school, coming home, dinner? Was there nothing that could break the monotony of his stale and boring life?

Naruto turned the water off, the stream of warm water stopping as he broke out of the contemplations about his life.

He took a towel and dried himself off, while brushing his teeth. After finishing with his morning preparations he got clothed in his school uniform, before taking the steps downstairs where breakfast was waiting for him.

Sitting down at the kitchen table his mother, Uzumaki Kushina who many would regard as a drop dead gorgeous milf, placed a plate with pancakes in front of him, which she occasionally prepared for him.

"Thanks, mom." he smiled brightly at her, receiving a smile back from her

Kushina had red hair, not the same crimson that the schools resident idols, well one of them at any rate, Rias Gremory had, but a much softer shade. Her body was shapely and slim and it was quite obvious that her chest was quite sizeable too, much to Naruto's chagrin as Issei always had to mention it when he visited and she wasn't there to hear him praise the god of breasts or some other nonsense.

Many males would have been quite happy to have her as a wife and yet she had refused to see or date anyone after his father had died hours after he was born.

It had devestated her but she didn't break down and managed to raise Naruto all on her own.

As he devoured the last of his mothers delicious pancakes and downed the last bit of orange juice in his glass he put the dirty dishes into the sink to be cleaned and picked his school bag up.

He gave his mother a short hug"I'm off, mom. See you this evening."

"Do not get into any fights or trouble, okay?" she reminded him with a stern gaze that promised certain pain if he defied her "And I hope I wont have to hear from any of your teachers that you have been skipping class again."

"Of course..." Naruto stammered out in reply, fidgeting under her stare as her features softened and she replied in a sweet voice "Alright, I hope you will keep your word...this time."

While Naruto knew that his mother loved him dearly he also knew that she could be incredible strict and get quite angry when you pushed her buttons, which Naruto somehow always managed to do.

As he made his way to Kuoh he got a few dark stares and annoyed looks in passing but Naruto was used to it by now and didn't let himself be bothered by it.

"Oy, Naruto!" he heard a familiar voice call out to him as he saw the brown haired pervert, who many knew as Hyoudou Issei, wave to him a big grin plastered on his face his two pervert brethren next to him with twin looks of annoyance on their face

"Yo, Issei and hello you two perverts." he greeted his friend and his two associates

"Why do you have to be so mean, Naruto!" Motohama cried out in fake horror at being so blatantly insulted"Can't you at least call us by our names like Issei?"

"Unlike you I know him much longer than either of you." Naruto replied with a roll of his eyes at having to go through this spiel again 'Again another part of my monotonous life.' he thought feeling a wave of boredom wash over him

"But he is just as much of a pervert as we are!" Matsuda cried out indignantly and pointed at Issei with a frown on his bald face

"Yes, that may be true," Naruto conceded to them "but it is something I can overlook in somebody that I've known since middle school." Naruto hated having to reiterate on this again and again, they knew the answers and responses by heart, it was nothing more than a play

"Hey, Naruto guess what?" Issei suddenly asked wearing a smug grin, full of satisfaction, on his face

"You got another one of those magazines you hide under the floorboard under your bed?" Naruto guessed with a raised eyebrow at his friends antics

"Yes and it's one of the best..." Issei called out before rapidly shaking his head at his derailed train of though"I mean no. I've got a girlfriend and we agreed to meet up for a date after school! And how do you even know about where I hide those? Not even my mom knows they are there, after the first time she found my stache and burned them in front of me..."

Issei shuddered in rememberance the talking to he had received after that still made him cry on the inside.

"I know you Issei. You are not the most ingenious person with your hiding places, also you bragged about that to me like a week long back in the last year of middle school, remember?" Naruto reminded his friend with an amused smirk on his face

"Oh yeah. Hehehe." Issei seemed to remember and rubbed his head in embarassment

"Now what's that you said about girlfriend and date?" Naruto inquired with interest as with Issei's stigma he would have never thought that he would find a girl that would approach him, much less one willing to go out with him

"Don't listen to that guy, Naruto." Matsuda interjected and shook his head in disbelief"He already told us as well. I say he fell asleep last night while fapping or something and imagined that in some kind of wet dream."

"I did not!" Issei cried out in indignation and Motohama placed a placating hand on his fellow perverts shoulder

"Now,now just spend some time with us today after school I have some new goodies." the glasses wearing boy said pushing those upwards reflecting the sunlight causing a lense flare

Naruto of course knew that goodies in this case referred to new porn and or hentai movies and that they would spent the afternoon watching them while... placating their sex drive not that it put any dent in those perverts sexual appetite.

"No, I'm telling the truth." Issei said once more with conviction"Yuuma-chan is such a sweet and cute girl and I am going on a date with her today. You believe me, don't you, Naruto?"

While Issei was many things amongst them a boob obsessed pervert he had never known the boy to be a lier or intentionally deceptive or manipulative. He had always been a rather naive,honest and straightforward boy so Naruto highly doubted that Issei would now suddenly start lying about anything.

"Of course I do, Issei." Naruto responded with a small grin and the frantic boy slung his arms around his midsection crying tears of joy into his uniform

"Thank you, Naruto! You are a true friend." he cried out in exuberance before training a small glare at Matsuda and Motohama"Not like you two."

The two perverts just shook their head"Just keep believing it Issei but don't come crying to us when your 'Yuuma-chan' doesn't show up." Motohama said and the four boys heard the school bell sound which made them aware that the first period would be starting soon.

During a particularily boring physics lecture Naruto had snuck out and made his way to the schools rooftop, a place hardly anyone ever visited or thought to look for some reason and thus perfect for Naruto to slack off.

The blonde could feel that something was off about today, that something wasn't quite right. He felt a soft cold breeze wash over him despite the weather being much too warm for something like that.

"It is as if the winds of change are blowing." he muttered to himself as another soft breeze caressed his skin "Maybe today, maybe today is the day something will break this boring life of mine."

After school had ended he once again met up with Issei and his two associates for some parting words until tomorrow, however a fourth person was amongst them and it was a girl.

The girl had long black hair that went down to her hips and violet eyes. She appeared to be about their age. She wore a short black dress with a small, light purple jacket on top.

She had linked herself on one of Issei's arms in a sign of affection, which caused the brown haired pervert to don a shit eating grin as in a gesture of 'I told you so.'

Motohama and Matsuda were gaping like fishes out of water.

"See I told you Yuuma-chan was my girlfriend but you wouldn't believe me." Issei replied in a smug tone

"You...you...you traitor!" Matsuda finally shouted as he regained his bearing"How could you get a girlfriend before us! You broke the perverts code!"

Naruto felt a bead of sweat forming at the declaration of something ridiculous like a perverts code 'Really those guys have no sense at all...' but strangely enough Yuuma giggled at Matsuda's antics

"Is your friend always this funny?" she asked her voice seeming to flow and coil around everyone like sweet honey

"Ah don't mind him Yuuma-chan, those two just wouldn't believe me when I told them what a wonderful and cute girl I had for a girlfriend." Issei's words caused the raven haired girl to break out in a faint blush

"You, flatterer." she said in playful voice and snuggled into the boys arm

"Yo, Issei mind introducing me to your ladyfriend." Naruto called and made everyone attentive to his presence

"Hey, Naruto!" Issei greeted him his free arm raised in a short wave "This," he gestured to the violet eyed girl "is Amano Yuma." he introduced her and then gestured to Naruto "Yuuma-chan that is Uzumaki Naruto, my best friend. Only he wanted to believe me when I said you were my girlfriend."

"Nice to meet you, Amano-san." the blonde greeted her with as much politeness as he could muster

"Nice to meet you as well, Naruto-kun" she returned his greeting much more openly "and just call me Yuuma. After all you are a friend of my cute boyfriend Issei-kun."

Naruto released a slight chuckle has Issei's cheeks heated up in a blush "Alright then, Yuuma." he acquiesced to her request, elicting a small smile from the girl "Well then stop wasting time on us here and have fun on your date." he gave Issei a heavy pat on his back knocking the air out of him and bringing him back from lala land

"Of course! We will see eachother tomorrow Naruto,Matsuda,Motohama." Issei left with Yuuma still clinging to his arm, radiating happiness

"Why! Why him and not us?" Matsuda and Motohama cried out lamenting the unfairness of it all

"Yeah, well I guess I'll see you two perverts tomorrow." Naruto said and was about to leave the two sulking boys behind when they grabbed onto his uniform "L-let go." Naruto said in surprise trying to pry the two perverts off of him with little success so far

"Please, Naruto wont you spend the afternoon with us in place of that traitor Issei?" Matsuda spat the name out like it was a vile poison

"Yeah, we guys without girlfriends have to keep together." Motohama added and Naruto felt repulsed by the mere though

He...he didn't want to spend the rest of his day with these two perverts, watch third rate erotic movies and be in the presence of them as they...relieved themselves.

"No, leave me alone you two rejects!" Naruto cried out in panick and took long striding steps thinking that would make the two let go of him but they kept ahold of him pretty strongly and were simply dragged behind him, like a pair of unruly puppies

"Let go!" Naruto shouted and tried to sprint away but didn't get very far as the two pieces of baggage slowed him down "P-people are staring you two." Naruto noted with a hint of nervosity lacing his voice as passersby stared with wide eyes at the blond boy being hugged by two crying boys that sobbed about having to make a tribute to the ero god to cleanse the treason of the heretic Issei.

Eventually Naruto had enough and grabbed the two by the scruff of their necks and threw them off of him and sprinted as far as he could two quiet voices shouting after him in the distance "No, Naruto we need your manliness to appease the ero god!"

Eventually he had left the two perverts far behind him.

'Just because I said I wanted not to be bored didnt mean I wanted this.' Naruto released a deep breath 'Those two are really idiots.' Naruto thought to himself in annoyance taking a deep breath against the tiny bit of exhaustion that had formed inside of him 'I don't know how Issei can stand them for any prolonged amount of time...' he began wandering the twilight shrouded streets of the city which soon would be veiled in the darkness of the night 'Probably because he is such a die hard pervert himself but unlike those two Issei actually has redeeming qualities.'

It wasn't that Naruto couldn't appreciate the beauty of the female body, had no love for cute girls or anything of that sort but it's not like he had any desire to spent his time with two perverts who had nothing better to do than spend their afternoons watching hentai and masturbating while they were doing that.

Naruto like basically every red blooded male had done something similar but those two just went too far with it in fact Naruto even contemplated at one point that those two were in reality gay and just used their open perverseness and lusting after the female body as a front to hide their true desire behind.

The blonde shook his head to get rid of those thoughts and thought back to that Yuuma girl who according to Issei was his girlfriend.

Again he believed his friend was no lier or was deceiving anyone but the same couldn't be said about this Amano girl. Sure she acted sweet and lovey dovey but she laid a bit thick on.

Naruto thought of himself a pretty good judge of character and to him Yuuma just oozed the feelings of being a manipulative,cold hearted and cruel bitch.

Issei in his naivety,lust for the female body and desire for female affection would no doubt trust and believe every honeycoated word that rolled off her tongue.

Perhaps he didn't want to ruin his friends shot at a happy relationship or maybe he was just being too paranoid and thus didn't dare to say anything to Issei but he was sure the guy would end up with his heart broken.

Yuuma was obviously not from Kuoh otherwise one of the two perverts would have doubtlessly recognized her and she likely wouldn't have approached Issei if she was, what with his reputation of having peeped on the Kendo club, Tennis club, Basketball club and pretty much every other club that was filled to the brim with beautyful females.

Naruto was certain that Yuuma would let the date play out like any other date and then dump him, maybe in front of some people she knew. Revealing it all to be some cruel joke, how she had never loved him and how much of a pathetic boy he was to get his hopes up like that. Were she from Kuoh he wouldn't have ever considered this. While many females indeed harbored a great deal of hatred and animosity for his perverted friend they also wisely ignored him and tried to keep any interaction with him to a minimal level so investing time and effort to interact on such a personal level with the 'Oppai Baka' just to inflict some emotional damage was beneath them.

Naruto didn't know it at that time but his guess as to how the events that would later this night transpire between Hyoudou Issei and Amano Yuuma came dangerously close to the 'real' truth.

For now he was cut out of his musings as he heard an angry and snobbish voice bothering someone"C'mon babe, we'll show you a good time."

"How often do I have to say no before you get it into your thick skull." a second decidely female voice replied with large amounts of annoyance dripping from it

Naruto turned his attention to the scene. Surrounded by a large group of men was a woman or rather girl with blonde hair. She was fairly short compared to other girls but Naruto could still tell that she wasn't a small kid but somewhere around his age or maybe even older.

She wore a black gothic lolita dress which fit her quite well and accented quite a bit of her inherent cuteness, which no doubt attracted the attention of the scum she was surrounded by.

At the head of the mob was a pug faced guy with short, slicked back hair. He wore a pristine white suit and held himself with the air of someone that owned the place. In his hand was a half filled bottle of beer from which he took a generous swig. At his sides were half a dozen similar clothed guys all with equally ugly mugs that looked as if they had been bashed in a few times or been bulldozed. All held equally predatory grins that didn't veil their intentions in the slightest.

"Just come with us or you'll make us angry." the apparent leader of the gang said in a dangerously low voice "You'll regret it if we are angry."

The blond just stared boredly at him and rolled her eyes at his poor attempts at intimidation. Naruto had to give it to the girl, she was brave but at least outwardly she didn't seem to be the type that could handle those guys once they would get a bit more rough.

'Well, I guess this is a much better change than what happened with those two perverts.' Naruto thought to himself inwardly an animalistic grin forming at being able to feel the thrill of a fight 'Sorry, mom but looks like I will be getting into a fight after all...at least it will be for a good reason.' he apologized to Kushina who would no doubt be disappointed for starting a fight but be proud nonetheless that he had helped someone in need

He casually strolled up to the group of people and absentmindedly bumped into the leader guy, spilling his golden beverage over his white clothes staining them instantly.

"Oh, oh sorry I didn't notice you there." Naruto fake apologized to the scum who glared at him with narrowed his making him seem even more ugly than he already was

"Do you have any idea how much this suit costs brat?" the guy roared in anger "More than you could ever pay off you measly rat."

"Well good thing I am not planning on buying such an ugly piece of shit suit then, isn't it?" Naruto snarked a smirk on his face'Just a bit more...'

"I mean what kind of message do you want to send with that thing?" Naruto asked himself with a shake of his head "You look as if you straight up escaped from some kind of seventies disco party, ojii-san." he grinned at the guy mirthfully and the girl the guy had previously threatened released a small giggle

The pug faced guys face redenned in anger'Hook, line and sinker.' Naruto thought feeling elation at his success

"Do you have any idea who we are?" he asked dangerously

Naruto didn't find him even a fraction as threatening as he was ugly.

"No, should I?" the blonde asked with boredom evident in his voice

"I am Yuui Inume, the district chief of the White Suits gang here in Kuoh!" the man snarled in barely constrained anger "Now, apologize and grovel at my feet and maybe, just mabye, I will decide not to put you in the hospital."

"Sorry but you don't seem very magnificent to me, except magnificently ugly." Naruto smirked and the guy finally lost it

"Get him and don't hold back." he ordered his underlings who responded in unison with a "Yes, boss."

Naruto was now surrounded by the six minions of pug face who wore a satisfied smirk on his face "Not so tough now, are you punk?"

Naruto didn't respond verbally instead he let a right hook blur forward catching one mook by surprise and sending him sprawling on the hard ground, knocked out with a single punch.

The other five seemed wary of him "What are you looking so dumbfounded, just attack him you morons." Inume shrieked and his underlings roared out a battlecry and swarmed Naruto

Deflecting the punch of a first one he retaliated with a quick hit to the solarplexus before ducking underneath a high swing and sweeping the guy from his legs. Pulling the last two of them by their suits he had them headbutt eachother, leaving them lying in a heap ontop of eachother in no small amount of pain.

'Small fry.' Naruto thought with disappointment

"Fucking useless pieces of shit." Inume swore and spat on top of his incapacitated underlings "Everything you got to do by yourself."

He took out a small object out of his pocket and with a click a small knife lay in his hands. He rushed with the blade pointed at the blond. Naruto clicked his tongue, this guy was making it too easy. He grabbed the outstreched wrist with one hand, stopping the incoming blade before a swift stomp to one of the mans kneecaps made him buckle down to his knees,as he twisted the mans wrist causing him to drop his weapon, finally a simple fist to the mans face sent him into the land of the unconscious.

While not a particularily intense fight it served as a good counterweight to his otherwise dull day.

Mittelt had observed the scene before her with curious interest, at first she had been bothered by some useless guy with the ugliest face she had ever seen and then this blond haired guy had bumped into him and made short work of him and his friends.

Truth be told she would have probably dealt with them herself, scaring them a bit and then wiping their mind or something, nothing that would endager Raynare's plans.

She had just stuck around this part of the town because Raynare had sent all of them out scouting the city to know how much they would have to deal with any interference from the Devils as their plans would progress.

She had seen a few familiars hand out those contracts and well she could sent Freed to deal with any of those devil fraternizing humans, that would keep the annoying fuck out of her presence, giving her some peace and quiet and keeping the insane idiots bloodlust sated. It was truly horrible to have to work together with that guy, but Raynare insisted that he was one of the best.

Well now that her initial fun was unavailable maybe she could have some fun with the blond guy, with her cute looks she would surely wrap him around her finger and for some reason he struck her as a lolicon so that was a double bonus for her.

She giggled silently to herself. Humans were such simple creatures, she never got why the Lord had favored them but at least the guy in front of her seemed like he would make for a good fuck before she would mindwipe him.

She hugged the taller blonde in fake happiness"Thank you for helping, Mittelt. How can Mittelt ever thank you?"

Naruto blinked at the blonde loli. Was she talking about herself in the third person?

'Well, maybe it's some kind of cosplay thing?'he thought to himself with a mental shrug 'She certainly looks the part for it.'

However the sudden change in personality seemed a bit strange, she had seemed cold and callous mere minutes ago when insulting that Inume guy and now she was a bubbly little girl?

That struck Naruto as quite odd but left it aside for now as he chalked it up to it being merely how she chose to defend herself against being ganged up upon or it being some kind of cosplay roleplay thing.

"Well, Mittelt right?" he began asking her for confirmation and the blond girl nodded eagerly her eyes shining at hearing her name "You don't need to thank me. I just beat those guys up cause they were scum and I wanted to. No gratitude needed for that."

"B-but, Mittelt wants to thank her savior!" she said and inwardly was agape, a human refusing her?

"Mittelt will do anything, she will do absolutely anything for..."

"My name is Naruto." he responded not telling her more than that and she nodded eagerly

"Mittelt will do anything at all for Naruto, after all Naruto saved Mittelt." she spoke in the most sickeningly sweet voice she could muster "So Mittelt will do asbolutely anything for Naruto." she once again offered stressing the anything part hoping that this stupid human males libido would finally get the better of him

Naruto knew that she was offering sexual intercourse as a reward. He was neither stupid or dense and while his libido screamed at him to rip those clothes off her cute body and take her then and there, this whole thing was suspect.

She behaved like she desperately wanted nothing more than for him to fuck her.

He couldn't exactly fathom the reason for it but wasn't exactly keen on finding out in the worst way possible after the whole Yuuma thing he was just a bit sceptical of cute girls throwing themself at boys they just met and this strange feeling that had been hanging in the air all day long didn't make it better.

"I really appreciate the offer, Mittelt but you don't have to do this. Just go home and get some sleep, okay?" Naruto told her and turned around "I'll be going home myself, so see ya, Mittelt."

Mittelt stood agape as this human had refused her quite obvious advances and turned his back on her. This stupid, moronic, fuckwit dared to walk away like some good samaritan when she was willing to spread her legs for him and let him get a taste of her wonderfully tight fallen angel pussy? Not that he neccessarily would be aware of that last tidbit of information.

This human had acted like one of those prude, goody two shoes angels that refused to enjoy any sort of pleasure. It was vexing for her to be rejected like that and she would love nothing more than to reveal herself pick him up, rape him in the most painful way possible before ending his short, insignificant life like the insect he was but that would risk exposure and alerting the devils of their presence so she couldn't do that.

Humans were supposed to be selfish and greedy, not selfless.

She grumbled angrily now bereft of both the ability to torment those lowlife cockroaches that had dared to think they could rape her or fucking the brains out of that blonde humans body she had only the option of playing with herself until she was satisfied.

She just hoped that Dohnaseek and Freed were still out. She didn't want either of those disgusting tiny dicks to peep on her.

Naruto sighed as he stood in front of his house. He was late, really late. He had missed dinner without any notification for his mother as to where he had been and was home long after he was supposed to get back.

The blonde just knew he was going to get into trouble with his mother.

He inserted his key into the lock and turned it with a click that in his mind was much too loud. Closing the door behind him he began preparing for the inevitable.

In front of him stood his mother a deep frown marring her face, arms crossed under her sizeable chest and a steady but deeply angry tapping of her right foot against the floor.

"So where were you when I expected you for dinner?" Kushina spoke in deliberately slow voice to infuse every bit of her current anger into the syllables of her words

"I was in the city?" Naruto said carefully although it wasn't a question he had said it in a way that implied as if she should have known

"And pray tell what were you doing in the city?" Kushina asked even though she could already guess what it exactly was he did there

"Errr, I may or may not have gotten into a fight with a gang..." the blonde spoke tentatively and gulped audibly in expectation of his mothers fury

"Even though I expressly told you not to get into anymore fights?" Kushina spoke as she slowly started to get louder as she clearly started losing control

"I know, kaa-san but I had a good reason to..." he started arguing and his mothers red hair whipped wildly around her

"IT BETTER BE A GOOD REASON FOR YOU TO GO AGAINST WHAT I TOLD YOU TTEBANE!" as she released her anger her old verbal tick resurfaced

"Well you see there was this blonde girl in cosplay and she was being harassed by these guys that called themself the White Suit gang?" Naruto tried to remember if that was the exact name but those guys were already incredible insignificant to waste his precious memory on.

He released a snort "More like white trash gang." he muttered to himself before picking off his tale "And they wanted to...rape her." he knew that his mother had somewhat of a sore spot with that topic after having nearly been raped when she was younger, if his father had not rescued her.

That seemed to calm Kushina down.

She of course had heard of the White Suit Gang. Outwardly they kept their suit 'clean', like the white they wore, through bribes, blackmail, extortion the whole package. But deeper than that they were involved in stuff like drug trafficking, murder but worst of all she had heard rumors that they picked young girls off the street, raped and conditioned them and then sold them like broken toys as sex slaves.

She hugged her son"I don't like that you went against my wishes but I guess this time you are excused." she told him her voice much softer than before "But you'll still be washing the dishes the next few days for coming back this late."

"Sure, no problem Kaa-san." he said with a smile on his face at having dodged the most dangerous part of that particular bullet

Suddenly his stomach rumbled as he had not eaten dinner yet.

A chuckle escaped Kushina's lips "Leftovers are in the refrigerator." she told him mirthfully

He gave her a quick peck on her cheek "Thanks, mom." he opened the refrigerator door and took out the leftover curry and began reheating it.

Smiling at her son's antics she simply said "You'll still have to do the dishes."

"I am not going to forget." he commented and began to shovel the curry into himself

She giggled slightly when he cried out "HOT! HOT!"

Later that night Naruto was tossing and turning in his bed in obvious discomfort. He woke up sweating from every pore of his body and burning like a raging fire.

"Ugh..." Naruto groaned out in pain as he made his way to the bathroomm

Holding his hands under the cold water he splashed himself with a handful to no avail. The heat that was permeating his body didn't subside or lessen.

"How could I get sick like this?" he muttered as his head began throbbing with a dull but constant ache

Grabbing an aspirin he filled a glass with water and downed the pill, hoping to relieve himself of the symptoms.

Only they seemed to get worse, much worse. His head hurt like it was going to split open any second, a vice like pressure clamped down on his head and sent his world spinning in nausea.

Naruto felt sick, very sick and could feel bile rising in his throat.

'Good thing I am in the bathroom.' he thought sardonically and emptied the contents of his stomach into the toilet, the pill hadn't even fully dissolved inside of him in the short time since he had ingested it.

'Well that was useless.' he smiled grimly and hurled another wave of bile and stomach acids out of himself and into the toilet.

He knew that he probably should call his mother but after having disobeyed her earlier he didn't want to be anymore of a nuisance to her.

It was a stupid reason but Naruto knew that sometimes he could behave quite idiotic.

After half an hour of feeling like he had come down with the worst disease ever he rapidly started feeling better.

The vomiting stopped, his head only lightly throbbed in dull pain, the fever had lessened considerably and he was no longer sweating.

'Well seems like whatever nasty bugger was in my system was fought off.' the blonde thought and switched out of his sleeping clothes into new ones, if he kept on the old ones he would just freeze horribly as the wet cloth dried.

The next morning was just like the one before that. Naruto contemplated and bemoaned his boring and static life, showered, got dressed, had breakfast, was reminded by his mother to no start a fight today and went to school.

As he stood infront of the school gate ha had half expected Issei to already be there either completely down and heartbroken or with the biggest grin and feeling of satisfaction ever.

But the teenage pervert had yet to be seen for some reason or another, so he waited.

'Probably just overslept.' Naruto thought with a snort of amusement 'He must've stayed up too late after the date drunk off the feeling of having a girlfriend or something like that.'

Briefly Naruto had entertained the thought if Issei had infact had sexual intercourse with Yuuma and that's why he overslept. That did indeed sound like something Issei would do and no doubt like but the boy was too nice to force anything of the issue, the simple fact that a cute girl like Yuuma had shown him affection and paid him attention beyond the usual namecalling and insults Issei was used to, fried his brain completely.

The brown haired pervert had been much more concerned to make the one girl that seemed to like him happy to even remotely consider fulfilling his lusty and perverted desires.

Even so Naruto couldn't shake off the feeling that something was horribly wrong.

'Hm, Motohama and Matsuda are just as late, how unusual.' the blonde thought as the two usually arrived early in the morning to get a peek at all the beautiful girls that came to school 'Althought with how they behaved yesterday...'

Naruto guessed the two must've overbinged on their porn consumption, distressed over the fact that Issei had apparently 'betrayed' them.

After a while of waiting for any of the three he saw them walking together, Issei agape, completely distressed and confused, whereas the two perverted idiots seemed amused and snickered.

'He must've been dumped after all.' Naruto reasoned with a sad sigh, he really didn't like seeing his only friend down like this, he would have to cheer him up with some wise words of profound wisdom. Which of course meant that Naruto would appeal to the boys perverted side and remind him of his dream to become a Harem King and his lust for mammaries. That would snap him out of his funk and get him right back to his cheerfull and idiotic pervert ways.

As the three got closer he could overhear their conversation "W-what do you mean you don't know Yuuma-chan? I introduced her yesterday to you two and Naruto. You saw her! You must know her?!" Issei cried out in apparent confusion

"No, sorry Amano Yuuma doesn't ring a bell." Motohama confessed, if there was such a girl at Kuoh as Issei had described her he would remember her and have her three sized memorized with his ability of Three Size Scouting.

"Are you sure you didn't just imagine things?" Matsuda snickered amusedly at his friends confusion

"Of course, I'm sure you two idiots." he almost screamed anger and confusion clearly to be heard in his voice "You are just jealous because I had a date before any of you two!"

The three then spotted Naruto and the two perverts greeted him with twin calls of "Hey, Naruto!"

And Issei's eyes lit positively up with what seemed like all the hope in the world.

The brown haired boy rushed towards him "N-naruto, my best friend!" he cried, almost breaking out in tears"You still remember Amano Yuuma, the girl I had a date with, right? Black hair, violet eyes, really cute? Tell me that she exists and I am not going crazy?" The boys pleading brown looked up into this azure ones.

Matsuda clasped a hand on Naruto's shoulder and tried to look sagely, with his buzz cut and all.

"Don't pay attention to this idiot." Matsuda interjected "This idiot really believes he had a date with a super cute girl but we know every cute girl at Kuoh from first year to college and even from the other schools in the area and there is no such girl as Amano Yuuma or anyone with features like her."

"Yeah, Issei must've fallen asleep watching hentai or something and fantasized the whole thing." Motohama voiced his own thoughts on the matter before the two perverted idiots left him and Issei behind.

Naruto narrowed his eyes at the bald guy and glasses guy, wondering what their game was.

Were they part of the cruel prank that had been played on Issei and they just pretended to be friends? Did they pretend not to remember in some sort of demented revenge act for leaving them behind and breaking this so called perverts code? Or, which seemed much, much more absurd than the previous two, did they really not remember for some reason?

If either of the first was the case then he would hurt the two dearly, even if he would get expelled for it. They would pay for such a cruel prank if that was the case.

Issei seemed now very close to spilling tears "P-please, Naruto." he pleaded and seemed absolutely beside himself "Please tell me I didn't imagine Yuuma. I have no idea what's going on. My parents acted like I didn't go on a date yesterday even though they were so proud and happy when I told them the day before yesterday. Matsuda and Motohama act like they didn't meet Yuuma yesterday. Those two I could understand with how they must've felt yesterday, but not my mum and dad, they wouldn't do anything like this." Issei forced the words out of himself "Even the cellphone number and the pictures I took of her with mine are gone. I-I feel like I am going insane, Naruto." Issei admitted with the whisper of a voice and panick stricken eyes "Tell me I am not going insane."

He agreed with Issei's sentiment Motohama and Matsuda could easily be acting and faking it but the boys parents were both very nice and pleasant people, they would never do anything so curel and deliberate to hurt their son. Additionally numbers and photos don't vanish like that. It was very strange and seemed to go to the elaborate lengths of a thorough mindfuck if it weren't for Issei's parents being affected too.

Naruto placed a placating hand on the boys shoulder and gave him smile "Don't worry, Issei. I remember Yuuma."

Issei smiled back at Naruto wider than he had ever seen before except maybe after the first time Issei had peeped on some girls in middle school.

"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you." Issei hugged his friend in absolute gratitude"At least one person remembers and believes me." That lifted a huge burden of the perverts shoulders.

"Tell me what happened yesterday after you went on your date with, Yuuma." Naruto demanded with as much seriousness in his voice as Issei had ever heard

"Uh...ah well just regular stuff. We walked around the city, talked, had fun. Went to an ice cream palor, shared this huge ice cream parfait. Like all the things I imagined I would do with a girlfriend." Issei explained from memory but it wasn't very detailed much to Naruto's chagrin

"And after that how did it end?" Naruto inquired prodding further for the truth of the matter

Issei had a blank look of his face before his face scrounged up in confusion"We went to the park and then...Somehow things are fuzzy... I can't really remember. The last thing I know is waking up in my bed this morning."

'Maybe drugs...' Naruto reasoned to himself for the apparent loss of memory in Issei but not in his parents or his two pervert friends 'Really strange...' Naruto felt some excitement at having his monotonous life broken by this, even if it was a horrible occurence for Issei although he was sure he couldn't solve it as it was, there were too many things that didn't add up for Naruto.

He patted the distraught boy on his back "It's alright. How about we spend some time after school together, make you forget about all this stuff."

Issei perked up slightly replying slowly"Yeah, I guess that would be for the best."

It had been quite some time since Naruto had spent time with Issei. Despite being friends for quite some time after the breast obsessed boy had met Matsuda and Motohama in their first year at Kuoh he had spent a lot of time with his fellow two perverts.

Despite inviting him often enough Naruto always had declined to participate in their perverted antics. Nevermind that if he showed any open perversion his reputation would sink even further than rockbottom, what with him being rumored to be some kind of Yakuza assassin slash delinquent slash thug.

So hitting some arcades among other things was a welcome thing for both of the boys. He even abstained from openly admonishing the boy for his perverse shenanigans.

At the end of the day Issei had cheered up again the problem surrounding Amano Yuuma's mysterious wipe from existence completely forgotten.

The two boys parted ways and without yesterdays occurence weighing him down and causing him to brood Issei didn't stray into the park where he had last seen Yuuma causing him to avoid the fallen angel stationed in that area which would have spelled certain death for him not that either of the two boys knew about that.

Meanwhile Naruto failed to wrap his head around the mystery Issei had presented him with.

He knew there was something very strange about it all but without any of the details he could hardly solve this riddle. All he was certain of was that things had changed. Naruto just didn't know how much things had changed and would change.

You may have noticed that Naruto didn't behave exactly like his old self, which comes down to varying factors.

Most of all he is no orphan and has his mother to raise him and show him affection which is a lot what he lacked back when he was a kid. As he was more concerned with pranking and getting people to notice him coupled having people actively discourage others from interacting with him made him place less importance on his studies, thus lacking a lot of the basics. With Kushina raising him she would have made sure that he doesn't fail even with harsh punishments should she have to.

Lacking the basics of course made Naruto often look like a fool as without them he would not be able to properly understand any of the advance concepts, most importantly evident when he was presented with the explanation for Senjutsu Gamakichi had to purposely dumb it down with an analogy for Naruto to understand.

That's why he is also much better at learning hands on stuff he is shown, as he then can simply emulate and go by trial and error instead of having to figure it out himself from the theory.

With this factor mitigated he of course is much more intelligent than his old self was.

In fact most importantly he is not going to turn out as an 1:1 copy of his old self, just like neither Hashirama or Naruto ended up as an exact 1:1 copy of Asura despite there being similarities.