Author has written 5 stories for Ninja Turtles, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. I hope you enjoy my stories... That's all. My top 10 Hetalia Characters:
Hetalian's Pledge I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta. I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room. I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place.. or I take too many pictures. I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich. I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking. I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous. I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet. I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender. I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am. I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores. I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles.. or someone supports another yaoi pairing. I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name. I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules. I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas. I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far. I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems. I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short. I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess. I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic. I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature. I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun. I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays. I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots. I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare. I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat. I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear like crazy. I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask. I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!). I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish. I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved. I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay. I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong. I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME." Normal People vs. Hetalians Normal people, think being invisible is impossible. Hetalia Fans, KNOW being invisible is possible because Prof.Canada proved it. Normal people, wouldn't kill themselves because they are too scared of pain. Hetalia Fans, wouldn't kill themselves's because they love themselves too much. Normal people, say " YOLO and Swag ". Hetalian Fans, say "Make Pasta not War ". Normal People, love's Florida! Hetalia Fans, are smart enough to NOT go to Florida. Normal People, say they are cool. Hetalian Fans, say they are Ze Awesome Prussia. Normal People, don't know that Sealand is real. Hetalian Fans, already staying at Sealand's place for the summer. Normal People, don't become one with Mother Russia. Hetalian Fans, are Mother Russia. Normal People, aren't heroes. Hetalian Fans, we are SuperMan! Normal People, listen to JB and 1D. Hetalian Fans, listen's to Artie rock out his guitar! Normal people, are rude and mean. Hetalia Fans, is a family! Normal people, don't believe in magic. Hetalia Fans, lives with unicorns! Normal People, won't repost this. Hetalia Fans, will repost this! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this in your diary. (BOLD the ones that are you.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. (Not really...) I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm. (I used to live in a country part of my nation, but I don't live on a farm, just saw farms whenever I go to my grandparents house when I was younger.) I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Couldn't argue with that! Haha) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (My mother did say to always do this, just use your words a bit more wisely.) I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (I see nothing wrong with Gays, they are seriously fun to be with) I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (A lot of the Christian community, actually I'm Roman Catholic but that's under Christianity, accepts gays nowadays. Even some of our priests are gays!) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (There are some cases that I pity them though...) I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Even if I wasn't, I'd still believe in being responsible) I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'M SCANDINAVIAN so I MUST love fish. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore ( That is really offensive :( I'm not that kind of person.) I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I just really like the color) I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (...Not really pretty, more on cute but I still am a virgin) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I have a lot of friends and am very sociable. It's just that we Asian's have high standards when it comes to grades) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(I dyed my hair red-brown, and it turned orange but it was what the students in my university were doing so I felt left out and did it as well.) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (The course I took is really a guy's field so of course it's filled with guys. But I do not fuck any of them. We just try to annoy each other) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.(My friends who are girls are actually from when I was in High school, and I am NOT a player) I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Not a poser) I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (...they are actually straight guys but we call each other gays cause we talk so much about...um nevermind and that they keep touching each other's ass) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I don't get it...) I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Ugly, no... Crazy, maybe) I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I'm not fat. Got a problem?) I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (That's so racist, Asians are not nerds! But I do admit that most of us does Homework in the until the most ungodly hour) I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Nope. They are awesome) I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (I swear in different languages.) I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black! I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I believe I'm not, but I know I'm not a loser) I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Don't know about that.) I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(Nope. I'm not allowed until I'm done with college) I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (There are some stuck-up girls that I don't like) I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I write poems and even wrote the lyrics of my graduation song, but I d not think that highly of myself.) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Sometimes, if you are in a big group you tend to ignore the others) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I like to see my friends being hurt, Haha, they call me a sadist) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Comics are Awesome! And Mangas are the Japanese version of comics!) I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (How does that connect?) I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (If it were only either 1D or Hetalia) I WATCH/READ PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Why? The intelligent here in my country are actually sporty as well) I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (No. Just creative. People appreciates the young writers these days) I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Maybe... Sometimes) I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Not if it is in real life! But blood on movies and series are awesome!) I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Not the most popular, but education wise, guys would reserve deats near me just to copy my answers. Swear I got popular that way.) I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (I kind of have to cause it's my country's most treasured tourism spots.) I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Nope. It's common to chat here cause of college) I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.(Yes, killing a child, even if it hasn't been fully constructed, is a sin and against the law) I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (No. Cartoons are just really cool) I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Nope. People read if they have nothing to do, and my group of friends read with me) I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Our government id corrupt and keeps on corrupting the citizens of the Philippines) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (...Yeah, I guess. The guys does call me gay, but to be fair, I call them gays as well) I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED (Nope. Equality is a must!) I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Yeah, I guess I am childish) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Yeah, I'm an english-grammar freak.) I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. ( There are different types of strengths, physical strength, mental strength, emotional strength and spiritual strength, what's the connection of being stupid to having a strong will or belief?) I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to REN FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (Haha! Of course! [but I really am a girl]) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (We can't avoid the hardships of life so I try to understand my friend's situation but never in my life did I think of cutting myself) I am an HONOUR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. (Not honor, more on an academic scholar student. Students like us are mosre respected than those who fails and knows about sports more) I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I was, am and will always be a bitch, I know cause my girls said so.) I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (Yeah.) I'm a HETALIAN FAN, so I MUST believe that every stereotype is true! (I believe what I see, and most are actually facts) I am English so I must obsess over the BBC, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin and Harry Potter. Twilight vs Hetalia You say vampires, I say Countries You say Stephanie Meyer, I say Himaruya Hidekaz You say Bella and Edward, I say Italy and Germany You say Team Edward, I say Team Axis/Allies You say Team Jacob, I say Mediterranean Countries You say Bella, I say Italy You say Jacob, I say Germany You say Jasper, I say Romano You say Alice, I say Japan You say Rosalie, I say Belarus You say the wolf pack, I say The BTT You say Emmett, I say America You say Carlisle, I say England You say Esme, I say Hungary You say Forks, I say World Conference |