Warning: Don't expect anything to happen with my Hetalia fics. I've nearly lost all interest in the fandom, just warning you all.

Hey, I'm CGB. I'm from Canada, and my age is none of your business. I'm a fashionista and foodie and most of my time is spent reading or listening to music. My muse is a fickle bitch who comes and goes as she pleases, and just warning you here and now, I may start things that I won't finish.

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I have an everlasting fondness for Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings. My fandoms are currently A Song of Ice and Fire, the Avengers (and all associated Marvel fandoms), the Amazing Spiderman (as of today, when I watched the movie and rekindled my interest), and Naruto. I love Sherlock as well, but until the Reichenbach Fall I hadn't cried (for a fandom) since Harry Potter ended. That just buried my love under a shitload of angst, which I have in spades due to my fucked up past, thank-you-very-much.

Warning--Incoming Rant: I swear constantly if the character swears constantly. I don't fucking care if you can't say the word shit in real life, if you write a character who swears, you fucking write the character swearing every now and then, got that cunts? Otherwise slap an OOC label or find someone else to write.

I also hate it when people practically make slash characters girls with dicks. Long hair? Feminine figure? Slight? Pissy every now and then? Bottoms? Can get pregnant? That sounds more like a girl than a guy. I've read a lot of good fics where there was mpreg, and the uke was a bit girlish, but for the love of God, it's two men. They act like men. Deal with it.

I would say something about grammar and typos, but that would be hypocritical of me.

RANT OVER.

I also love broadway and indie music. Like a lot of broadway and indie.

Don't expect my fics to be updated any time soon. If you'd like to adopt them you can, but I'd like to see that the fic quality doesn't deteriorate and that you know what my plans were/are for them.