Romano, struggling to support his brother and himself financially, goes for a walk on the beach. Where his world is promptly turned upside down when he meets a merman whose name he can't pronounce.

Alfred has a horse, which is perfectly understandable. What Antonio doesn't understand is how this horse has managed to live for so long. Various snippets involving two nations and a mystery.

America has a morning of discovery, among other things.

Romano reflects on his relationship.

Romano and America start dating, but it brings to light a whole slew of abandonment issues that Alfred has been hiding. Rated for language and mild suggestive themes.

Gilbert and America are in an established relationship. Gilbert's anniversary present is a little...questionable. Rated for language and vaguely mature ending.

America has rewritten the lyrics to a certain song. They go something along the lines of, "Save a horse, ride Prussia." Explicit.

Small snippets from the life of Alfred and Romano. Rated for suggestive themes and Romano's failure to keep his language appropriate.

Romano tests the theory that Alfred can't get drunk. It leads to testing the theory that tomato sauce tastes better when eaten off America.

Prussia has a plan that will assert his awesomeness over America. It's a shame things don't go as planned.As the saying goes, "It isn't over until Gilbert and America get it on." ...what?