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Author has written 60 stories for Danny Phantom, Neopets, Harvest Moon, Pokémon, and Big Bang Theory. NOTE: Profile picture from Smogon dot com. I did not make it. It's a picture based off of my favorite pokemon, Luxray. I don't own Pokemon. Just a disclaimer. These are some of my friends Pii! and Ghostgal4! Go visit their stories! They pwn! Pwning queen for doing my challenge Thanks to angel-feather-keeper for answering my challenge to make a KotH and DP crossover! Now, I agreed to endorse her stories in exchange. So, go read 'em. THEY'RE REALLY REALLY GOOOOOOD! And now something sad... I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. Do your part to end the hate and spread the love!! Uhh...Hi there. Not much to report. 14-year-old female Roman Catholic with access to the internet and an addiction to the Danny Phantom series, and neopets. I enjoy cooking, dining, swimming, writing, drawing, playing video games, Pokemon (though I will probably not write any fanfics on this), dogs, animals in general, and I think bugs and insects are interesting. Honestly. In floriculture, when we get shown pictures of bugs, I'm part of the 1 percent of the population who says "Cooool!" when everyone else is groaning in disgust. I also like reading comic strip collections- Old or new. I HAS PHANTOM PHEVER! And Neoddiction! Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ Usually I'm quite quiet about this, but the one about Jesus makes a good point. If you truly believe in God, then copy and paste this in your profile. If Jesus is your Savior, then copy and paste this in your profile. MAH STORIES: Skulker, Jack, Danny, and a Nightmare: This was my very first fanfiction. Oh boy, I cringe at my poor grammar then. At least I improved. Before I wrote this, I anonymously floated around the site, giving anonymous reviews for whatever caught my fancy. This turned out to be a popular one. The Worst Tragedy In All Of Fanfiction: This was written VERY shortly after SJD&N (the story above), upon getting an urge to write a humor. This was inspired off of another fic, which I'll post...When I search for it. Right now I'm kinda lazy. Oops: This was made to be a sequel to SJD&N due to a large number of requests for a sequel. I thought it was fairly good, despite some grammar issues. Discoveries of One's Worst Nightmare: This was made due to a strong desire to do another humor, plus, I wanted to make my take on what I think would happen if Danny and co. found this website. Done after seeing multiple 'Danny Finds Fanfiction' stories. MidSummer Fun!:...Alright, I honestly have not a clue in this universe why I wrote this. My best guess is I was bored. This was made taking place after Oops. Just Another Neopian Family Tale: Seeing as I'm a huge neopets fanatic, and wanted to write a neopets fic. I keep trying to put this into the website's newspaper, but I've had no such luck yet. Vlad's Vengeance: This was another sequel to 'Oops' due to requests. I thought it was good, but for some reason, I introduced an OC named Talia, a female member of the Far Frozen, who appeared in ONE chapter. After that she never appeared again. I really only put her there for feminist reasons, as she was the weapons master. She also helped train the townsfolk. FEMINIST POWER! Strange World: This was the last in the SJD&N quartet. This was a neopets/Danny Phantom crossover due to my desire to send Danny's town to Neopia out of sick pleasure. MacPhantom!: This was written after seeing a story also having Danny play a parody of 'MacGruber' by ShortSweet'NToThePoint. MacGruber appeared on Saturday Night Live (which, for the lawyers seeking someone to sue out there, I do not own. I also do not own neopets, Danny Phantom, Pokemon, The Big Bang Theory or anything else trademarked. I DO own the stories, though.) that performed as a parody to McGyver. Challenge Response: Peace: There was a challenge to reveal Danny's half-ghost status to Maddie, and I thought 'eh, why not', so I wrote this. Valerie's Discovery and Revelation: Oh boy, this was during the era of the challenges. I wrote this as a challenge response to reveal Danny's half-ghost status to Valerie. I didn't really like how this one turned out, but people seemed to like it. I think I should've made it longer and a bit more angst-y. Evil Dictators, Tragic Times, and Sam Manson: During this time at my school, kids kept repeatedly mocking Jewish people, without getting scolded by teachers. It particularly bothered me, since I'm half-Jewish heredity-wise. So, after hearing the old 'f* Jew' joke for the tenth million time, I finally wrote this. The Apocalypse: Again, I have no clue why I wrote this. I'm guessing boredom and a desire to write another humor story. The Best Pet: I'm not sure again what possessed me to write this, but for some reason, I wanted to write a story involving a skunk one way or another. So I gave Danny a pet skunk and that was that. It received a LOT of popularity, and I did a few sequels, to the reader's delight. And Pii (she pwns) made an actual bit of fanart for this. I thank her so much for this. She pwns. The Big Halfa Theory: A writer was releasing weekly crossover with Danny Phantom challenges, and after I requested she put 'The Big Bang Theory' as a challenge. When she put it up, I decided I was gonna do it, and thus wrote this bizarre crossover that included lots of OOCness. It was still popular. Alternate Ending to 'Micro Management!': Honestly, no one else has done an alternate ending to this episode of Danny Phantom? Whatever. One came shortly after I wrote this, but I was bored and wanted to see an alternate ending. A Few Ways to Annoy Your Owner: This was another Neopets fic involving my neopets, as I kept this to hopefully write more chapters to put into the website's newspaper, which I'll probably do, but not right now. It's on a hiatus status, I guess. The Pet Show: This was the first sequel to 'The Best Pet'. It was made out of boredom. Nothing really to say past that. Ghostly Influenza: Yet another challenge response. Someone put out a challenge to give Danny a ghostly disease, which I did in this two-shot. It turned out to be way more popular that I expected. Into The Forest: This was done on an idea that I SIMPLY COULD NOT GET OUT OF MY HEAD. It was based on a part of the video game I love, The Darkest Faerie, by neopets (WHICH I DO NOT OWN.) Thus, I wrote this. Three Pistachios: This was written a little over a half a year after a particular incident involving me and pistachios. I couldn't get the incident out of my head, so I stuck it into DP mode into a fanfiction, and this is what happened. Got more favs that I expected. This is probably one of my most angst-y fics. Quest For The Thing That Smells Good: I wanted to write from Susette the skunk's POV, after Jessica01 wrote a fanfiction of Susette's POV for The Best Pet, called Susette's Story, which was the part when she was adopted. I have to say, this story made me so excited that someone made a fic off of The Best Pet. I have to thank Jessica01 many a time for writing Susette's Story. The Best Pet Susette's POV!: This was another story for Jessica01's story, since she did the first part, I did this to do Susette's P.O.V. in the part where she meets Danny. The Maze of Secrets: Oooohhh, boy, this was WAY, WAY, WAY more popular than I ever expected it to be. I just wanted to stick Danny into a maze with someone and expose his status as being half-ghost, which I decided upon Jack to fill this role. Once again, WAY more popular than I ever expected. It's probably one of my most popular stories. Why You Shouldn't Spy on Mr. Lancer's Class: This was inspired by some fanfictions, particularly Something a Girl and a Guy Do Together by BJA Fan, where they made Danny and more often than not, Sam, sound like they were doing something...That doesn't sound quite right. I thought of this during, for some bizarre reason, in Algebra class. I have no clue how it inspired this story. This was originally meant to be a one-shot, but it ended up being a few chapters. Thirty Minutes Before Urban Jungle: I wanted to do a take on what happened in Urban Jungle before Danny and Tucker went into Sam's greenhouse. I was always curious about that one. The Dragon Duo: This was made for mostly my own sick pleasure, but I liked it. Not my most famous, but it's one of my favorites. This was placed post Phantom Planet. Symptoms of Phantom Phever: I made this upon seeing plenty of 'Symptoms You Are a DP Addict' stories. I finally did my own. The Ghost of ForgetMeNot Valley: I made this out of desire to make a Danny Phantom/Harvest Moon crossover. I liked how it turned out, but not one of my most popular. Probably because not every DP fan plays HM. Lawl. A Desperate Message: This was made after reading The Game by wfea. I think the title of the story its based on speaks for itself. DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP11111111 LONG LIVE DANNY PHANTOM! And I stole this from someone else's profile. 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sarizzle (sounds somewhat stupid) 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Siberian Lynx (WTH?) 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): June Sarah 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Gresaols (intriguing?) 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Green Sprite (GREEN SPRITE TO THE RESCUUUEEEEE! :D!) 6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Boscoe (Boscoe's my son- My doggy! He's a border collie mixed with an Australian Shepherd) 7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Blackberry Large Groups of Stupid People (Uh...Interesting rock star name...) 8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Green Bandana Some things that are annoying: When people move at the pace of dead cows in everyone's way, when people judge you for being different (happened to me wayyy too many times), when people scream and panic over little things that can be easily moved around, when people fight, people who are overly sensitive to certain things, being judged for liking certain things that are different from the 'normal', people thinking pirates pwn ninjas, 'cause ninjas pwn pirates forever, people who are snotty, spoiled brats, people who bother me when I don't bother them, ect. Top 5 Favorite Shows: #1. DANNY PHANTOM! WOOOOOOOT! LONG LIVE DANNY PHANTOM! #2. Growing Up Animal (On Animal Planet...) #3. Family Guy #4.The Soup #5. Man v. Food! GO ADAM! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93,TheGirlWhoDancesAtTheMoonlight, Angel of Darkness Thirteen, Ghostgal4, JuneLuxray (a.k.a Sarah) If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile. If you have Phantom Phever and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are absolutely addicted to writing, copy and paste this into your profile! :DD If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.. If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile. if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile. If your personality is strongly similar to a TV show character's, copy this into your profile If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile. (Five minutes? Seriously? That's probably the minimum time I space out...) For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when your off in your own little world, and you start to think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. (Pfft. More than seven hate me. Particularly sports equipment...) If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing for no reason, copy this on to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today! If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. I walk in the rain- others just get wet! Copy and paste if you walk in the rain! If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Copy and paste this to your profile because you have nothing better to do. Copy and paste this to your profile if every time your friends ask you what you did this morning you reply with something about being on the computer. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that it’s normal to have other people not be able to read your hand writing but when you can’t read it it’s sad. (Dude, no one can read mine...I think I may be one blessed with the gift of ACTUALLY being able to read my hand writing.) Copy and paste this to your profile if you like copy and pastes. (No...Really?) Copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever made a copy and paste. Copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever burst out laughing at something that happened a year ago. Copy and paste this to your profile if you love thunder storms. (OOO! Interesting!) Copy and paste this to your profile if you were very, VERY, VERY angry when Danny phantom was canceled. ('very' doesn't even describe how mad I was when it was canceled. I was ready to go slap the people who thought it was a good idea to end the greatest show in history's episodes!!) Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that Sam and Danny are perfect for each other and Valerie need to BACK OFF. (That's right, Val! Back off!) Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that the backspace key is one of the best inventions ever. (YESSS.) Copy and paste this to your profile if every time someone call you weird/crazy/insane you just laugh and ask them when they first noticed. (Uh...What was your first clue? After the fifth time I started singing 'My Milkshake' out of the blue to annoy people?) Copy and paste this to your profile if you are constantly using big words or making up your own. If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mind wiped, then please copy this into your profile. (Men are cowards when it comes to romance...) If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. (cough) If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile! (OMG YUS! TWO REVIEWSSSS! PARTY TIME!) If you have ever tried to walk through a wall, copy and paste this into your profile. (If only I could have ghost powers...) If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. (Durrr.) Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" (Alright, now, I keep an A-Z list of these...) Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (The brilliant are the most insane.) If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...Copy and paste this on your profile. If you love fire, copy and paste this into your profile (It's good if used correctly) If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think President Bush is one of the worst leaders in history, copy this into your profile. (Ugh- why'd the U.S. elect this guy TWO times? He was already an idiot on the first term.) If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (Am I smart, am I pretty, am I still slightly crazy…..? These are the questions I ponder.) If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. (Ugh. Idiotic when people do this.) -If you have a profile, paste this on your profile. (OMG, WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED?!) -(trams ma I!) eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile. wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Copy and paste this to your profile because you have nothing better to do. If your friends don't really like DANNY PHANTOM, but you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this to your profile if you like copy and pastes. Copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever made a copy and paste. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (Am I smart, am I pretty, am I still slightly crazy…..? These are the questions I ponder.) If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. COPY AND PASTES BELOW I MADE. If it irritates you that your family seems to still think you're a baby when you're going to college/will be soon/in high school/ect and treats you like an idiot when you act intelligent, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think the world's out to get you every single day, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a constant desire to whack idiots over the head with a mallet that somehow wouldn't kill/knock out/cause permanent brain damage the person, and rather make them feel bad and stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree EVERYONE should be treated equal, copy and paste this onto your profile If you agree animal cruelty is a serious problem that's disgusting, copy and paste this onto your profile If you copied the above and is not a vegetarian, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've been mocked for being different, copy and paste this onto your profile If you're for homosexual rights, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffine People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions. Global warming is a big thing. In 50 years or so the ice caps would melt and flood the coasts. Polar bears would die. Heat stroke would be a common thing. You can fix this. Recycle, turn off electronics when not in use, don't use to much water, use public transportation more often, walk, bike, anything but cars. Come on! This is your home, your life. Take care it! Copy this into your profile if you care and want to spread the word. Every little thing counts. Copy and paste this to your profile if you believe flames are just a boring waste of time to read! Anyways the flamers just show that they have no life or class whatsoever... If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. 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If you do not think you are influenced by trends and media, copy and paste this into your profile. Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him master. " If you deny Me before man, I will deny you before My Father in Heaven...""I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHICH STREGTHENS ME" - Philippians 4:13 Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, Horselvr4evr123,Chaos inducer ,Jessica01, JuneLuxray If you're against racism, prejudice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 80 of the talking you do today will be to yourself. If you hate Nickelodeon for not advertising your favorite show enough, then copy this into your profile! If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, Disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile. -If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer. If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: SamManson14, Jessica01, JuneLuxray -If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Normal is vastly over-rated" Grandma Aggie, HalloweenTown If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this onto your profile. If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven,Werewolf5, Yuul, Jessica01, JuneLuxray If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. I'm a member of the WUAC (Weirdos Unite and Conquer!) () () Copy this bunny into your profile o.o if you want to save all of your favorite shows () () from being canceled. If you think those kids who chase Lucky should just go and buy themselves some Lucky Charms, copy this into your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, Jessica01, JuneLuxray Silence is golden but duck tape is silver! I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. 5 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, then copy this into your profile! If you want to help make a difference in the world and improve your vocabulary at the same time, go to -If you believe in the afterlife, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you're not dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you know the difference between "its" and "it's" then copy and paste this into your profile. -If you know the difference between "your" and "you're" then copy and paste this into your profile. -If you know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're" then copy and paste this into your profile If you love Jesus with one hundred percent of your heart copy and paste this into your profile. I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, Jessica01, JuneLuxray -If you hate cigarettes, copy and paste this into your profile. (They're disgusting...) The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, JuneLuxray -If you hate drugs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever stayed up all night at least once, copy and paste this to your profile. If you wish for Danny Phantom to have more than 3 seasons (It's not fair!), copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever sat down in front of your computer for over twelve hours straight reading and/or writing fan-fiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are over the age of twelve and still like Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever reviewed a fan-fic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think like Albert Einstein and agree that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that fur is cuter on animals, copy and paste this into your profile. SAVE THE RAINFOREST! IF YOU AGREE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! REMEMBER, NO TREES = NO OXYGEN! If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile On average, 95 of the people in the U.S. have at least one iPod. If you are part of the 5 that don't, copy this to your profile. If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you hate the fact that people treat teens like idiots, copy and paste this onto your profile If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever changing obsessions, copy and paste this to your profile. Deo Dvcente Nil Nocet. "Nothing can harm us when God leads us." If you believe this, copy and paste it into your profile. If you think plagiarism is a stupid, pointless crime, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list: PhantomInvader, Fernclaw, Shining Zephyr, Jessica01, JuneLuxray RIP Steve Irwin. Copy and paste this into your profile as a memorial. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you love everyone and everything in your life, copy this. If you support Danny/Sam, post this on your profile. If you get bored with something new after using it for 5 minutes, copy this to your profile. IF YOUR MOTTO IS LOVE, PEACE, LOVE, AND HAPPINESS THEN YOU'D BETTER COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you've survived a 45 degree celsius (113 degrees Fahrenheit) day without melting, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that spelling and grammar are important, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate drugs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you support homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile According to a recent survey, 92 of the male population is stupid. If you agree with this or are part of the 8 smart enough to understand this, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are one of the people who NEED technology in your schedule, copy and paste this onto your profile. We all know that school cafeteria's practically serve us week-old road-kill. If your school does this, copy and paste this onto your profile. If not, TRANSFER WITH ME!! RACISM IS WRONG! Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!! If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you are unique and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile If you are a computer obsessed person and have lived over 1 WEEK without using the computer, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever ran into a glass door because you thought it was open, copy and paste this to your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you fricking LOVE these copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile. You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us! Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated! Girls I found this poem. I didn't write it, but it's so sweet. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I'm pretty positive I do, but I'm completely silent about it. No one other than I knows this. And whoever reads this) If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! Random Quotes and sayings Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. PMS - Possible Murder Suspect As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?" I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice! Curiosity killed whoever got in my way. I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!! A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!" A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. Weird is running up and down the street in a bikini, rubbing butter all over yourself, and screaming "I'm a pretty muffin!" When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard. (My slogan) You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. People are like slinkies. Basically useless, but it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. Smile. It scares people. An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it! There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment? The knack of flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head. Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words will eventually kill me Hell hath no fury that of a scorned woman. I'll help make sure of it. When someone annoys you, it takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head. I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines. Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over! Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites' I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence! Drive like you stole it! Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong. When life gives us Jonas brothers, we throw Jonas Brothers back really, really hard and demand Green Day. It's not PMS...it's you I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads. I don't need your attitude, I have my own. I'm not mean, you're just a sissy. You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!" Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me That does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast! I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it I know who I am...your approval really isn't needed Normal people worry me Blondes do it better I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now. I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it (note: do NOT use this on your Math teacher when she yells at you about your attitude. Not if you like living.) Anyone: Go to hell! You: I did. But Hell was full, so I came back And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution. There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. FUN FACTS It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? A day without sunshine is like...Night. A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water! Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. He who laughs last didn't get it. When there's a will, I want to be in it. A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! I ran with scissors, and lived! The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. -FEMALE COMEBACKS Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Ever wonder... where we are headed... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"? Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? Why test results that state you have a deadly disease are called 'positive' results? Or states when you do not have the disease, it is a 'negative' result? "If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down... A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you. A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME." A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them. A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me. A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life. Put an X if you have done these things x You've run into a glass/screen door. You have jumped out of a moving vehicle X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. X You have run into a tree/bush. X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow X You have tried to lick your elbow You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune. X You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. X You have accidentally caught something on fire X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. X You have caught yourself drooling. You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore. X Sometimes you just stop thinking. X You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. People often shake their heads and walk away from you. You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. X You use your fingers to do simple math. You have eaten a bug X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. You’ve ever stapled your hand You break a lot of things. Your friends know not to use big words around you. You tilt your head when you're confused. X You have fallen out of your chair before. X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. X The word 'um' is used many times a day If you fear to some extent what would happen if your family members stumbled upon your fanfiction profile and then tried to talk to you about it, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE STEROTYPES. Feel free to add on sterotypes that apply to you that you hate. Note: This was composed of multiple people. These stereotypes do not all apply to everyone. It's just for those who hate stereotyping. 50 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD 1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!” 33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!" a) Hello Kitty 43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding. 50 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM 1. Put his hair out. If you've ever been betrayed for no good reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you HATE anonymous flames, copy and paste this onto your profile. The people who do it are usually no more than stupid 12-year-olds who don't have a life and find annoying others a good time to spend it. If you're a gay rights supporter, but you're heterosexual, post this to prove that not EVERY gay rights supporter MUST be gay! DOWN WITH STEREOTYPES! ~Murphy's 15 Other Laws... 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish 13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark. 15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies & not get scared but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster. If you are a fan of Kathy Griffin, copy and paste this onto your profile. Global warming is a big thing. In 50 years or so the ice caps would melt and flood the coasts. Polar bears would die. Heat stroke would be a common thing. You can fix this. Recycle, turn off electronics when not in use, don't use to much water, use public transportation more often, walk, bike, anything but cars. Come on! This is your home, your life. Take care it! Copy this into your profile if you care and want to spread the word. Every little thing counts. Gay marriage: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
God made us in his image, and he loves us all. Including homosexuals. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Calls your parents "Mrs." and "Mr." FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain. FRIENDS: Will help you move. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. |
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